Going to the theatre alone after a long time

You'd better rent yourself a falcon, friend.

>>85294521
>Not going alone to every movie


NORMIES OUT

expect to be the only person alone

you can check your theater's website for those policies ahead of time
i went alone yesterday and all was fine

>>85294521
lol
just know that when you hear laughter after buying your ticket or while walking into the theatre, that it isn't just a coincidence this time, they are all actually laughing at you.

>>85294521
it's okey frog, just dont fall in manlet pits

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>>85294521

There's not a singles policy at my local kinoplex, but they just started doing penis inspection lines to get into the restrooms.

>>85295166
unless you look good and are a big guy, then they don't care

if you're so self-conscious about going to a movie alone, then going to the movies alone isn't the problem

>>85294521
Just ask out a cute girl to go see it with you. What the big deal?

>>85298387
I keked and that is definitely not a good thing

Whats that fuzz about no singles? Seriously US cinemas are so retarded that don't allow You to just go and enjoy movies alone?
Then for who cinemas were supposed to be build? Not for true film enthusiasts? Only for couples, that aren't even THAT much intrested in actual watching?
I'm asking, coz in my country You just go, get yourself a ticket and watch damn movie.