/stg/ Star Trek General

More like nerd general lmao.

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Reminder that O'Brien is both a decorated Starfleet officer, a sponge for psychological punishment AND a Bajoran wizard sent by the Prophets

>>85293901
Holy crap, MentalCrash !HBLqzLBEFs, the previous thread DID go over "post limit"! By 25 posts! Wowsers!

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>They just wanna, they just wanna, they just wanna, they just wanna, oh girls! Girls just want to have fun! When the working oh-oh! When the working day is done! Oh when the working day is done, oh girl! Girls, they wanna have fun!

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Reminder that Riker got fat

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>>85294167
Reminder that the rest of him was just growing to match his already fat cock

>>85294114
oh god, I cant unhear it

>Due to changes and movements in characters at the conclusion of the Star Trek: Deep Space Nine TV series many of the established characters take on new roles, and are supplemented by several new regular and supporting characters. Kira Nerys (a Starfleet captain as of Unity) now commands the station. The new first officer is Elias Vaughn, a Human of over-hundred years with a rich and mysterious past working for Starfleet Intelligence. The station's new chief of security is Ro Laren (from Star Trek: The Next Generation) and the new tactical officer is Sam Bowers. Julian Bashir continues to serve as the chief medical officer, joined by Doctor Simon Tarses and Counselor Phillipa Matthias. Ezri Dax transfers to the command track, Andorian Thirishar ch'Thane is the new science officer and Nog replaced Miles O'Brien as chief engineer. On the USS Defiant Prynn Tenmei takes the conn officer position.

>On the promenade, Quark continues to operate his combination bar and Ferengi embassy to Bajor upon the planet's admission to the Federation, and manages to recruit the Orion Treir to work as a dabo girl. The station also plays host to Taran'atar, a Jem'Hadar envoy sent by Odo to learn about the Alpha Quadrant cultures.

>On Bajor, the Sisko family grows as Kasidy Yates and Benjamin Sisko raise their new daughter Rebecca Jae Sisko, while Jake Sisko settles down to married life with his wife Azeni Korena. The Bajoran faith is frequently explored in the characters of Vedek Yevir Linjarin and former Kai Opaka Sulan and the Cardassians are given a friendly face in the form of Akellen Macet.

>On Cardassia itself, Elim Garak plays a pivotal role in forging a new democracy on his homeworld, and Miles and Keiko O'Brien settle down to a new life helping bring post-war Cardassia back to life.

ds9 relaunch novels seem interesting

>>85293961
What is it with Bajorans and worshiping star fleet personnel?

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>>85294114
I really like SeaShantyPosting

>>85294282
Saviours after years of oppression

Same reason loads of Kosovans name their kids after Tony Blair because his role in ending the Kosovo War

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tonibler

>>85294260
Reminder that Ro laren and Quark end up together

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name a more perfect duo


im waiting

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>>85294440
Garak/Bashir > Bashir/O'Brien

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BIG

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>>85294260
>DS9 novels
>What if we started replacing all the crew who left, some with new faces, some with old?
>What if we started exploring the Gamma Quadrant again?
>What if we picked up old plot threads, like Bajor joining the Federation or those body-controlling parasites from TNG?

>TNG novels
>WHAT IF SELA BLEW UP DEEP SPACE NINE?

>Voyager novels
>What if we used quantum slipstream drive to send a fleet of ships back to the Delta Quadrant?
>What if we started reestablishing contact with old characters, and meeting new characters that we missed on the first Delta Quadrant journey?
>What if the characters started getting promoted, forming families and moving on with their lives?

>TNG novels
>WHAT IF JANEWAY BECAME THE NEW BORG QUEEN, THEN BLEW UP, AND THEN WAS MADE INTO A Q?
>AND THEN SEVEN OF NINE MERGES WITH A PLANET EATER AND BEGINS CALLING HERSELF SEVEN OF ONE?

DS9 actionbabbies fuck off

>>85294811

kek

>>85294811
>TNG and VOY
>new things, let's explore new facet of this universe

>DS9
>more of the same

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Has anyone else read Garak: A Novel by Garak? It's like a solid 7/10 slash fanfic.

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>>85294839
>7 thousand years

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>>85294879

>>85294859
DS9 plebs are perpetually stuck on that station. They have no imagination

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Kathryn Janeway

Psychic Medium, Healer

>>85295005
>This is what 7 years guy actually believe
I bet Sisko spent more time off the station than Picard did off the Enterprise.

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>>85295005
I like the fact that they are stuck on the station. It leads to more character driven drama rather that plot driven drama. The fact that DS9 is so character driven is what I love about it so much.

>>85295121

>implying Sisko wasn't also a leftist 'holier than thou' faggot

>>85295121
these are the people that cry victim all the time

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First post that ends In dubs is what I get Siddig to sign for me in Vegas.

>>85295121
fuck off, tripfag

>>85295224
Buttock. Left.

>>85295224
Bollock. Left.

>>85295224
A Koran, and tell him you want him to sign his full name in Arabic

Morn is the real hero of DS9.

Almost done with S5 of TNG. Should I start DS9 soon, or watch TOS next?

>Despite Picard's obvious delight at being given the Kurlan naiskos in this episode, he casually discards it among the wreckage of the Enterprise-D in Star Trek Generations, in favor of the Picard family album.

Because fuck continuity

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>>85295224

>>85295467
DS9 overlaps with TNG, and Voyager overlaps with DS9. Watch them in release date order, then watch TOS once you're done

>>85295121
>character development
>ds9
Fun at went from a complex antagonist struggling to balance his superior cardassian personality with diplomacy with the federation and bajor to a one-sided and shallow mustache twirling villian.

>>85295598
Dukat went from **

>>85295058
You mean a good leader knows how to gather good subordinates, that he can trust and is than able to delegate responsibilities.

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The reveal was cack, but the episode itself was enjoyable. I liked after the big reveal where these four armed enemy races are so let down by the outcome that they all just sigh and go to their own ships

>>85295224
A picture of the EMH

>>85294167

JUST frakes my shit up

>>85295039
You mean psychotic killer, bipolar disorder?

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computer giv gf and disable all safety protocols

>>85295224

pan, nice and hot

>>85295224
Santa Anna's leg.

>>85293961
But he's not an officer

>>85296008
He was

>>85295224
Your Bashir dildo

>>85295224
A copy of Terry Farrell's nude modelling photos

>>85295224
That pic from the previous thread of Nana Visitor in her underwear

>>85294811
Are the enterprise books good? They sound alright.

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So how about that new STD ship model reveal? Three rings connected by tubes, seems fuckin' weird. The original reveal was bad enough, this, I don't even know.

>>85296259
I don't get it

What's the point of the gaps? All that does is waste space

>>85295933
Tfw riker overides your file lockout and fucks your holo gf

>>85296361
TOS ships only had windows on the sides of the saucer, my guess is to keep the open atmosphere of the later series ships while attempting to remain true to TOS. Looks hideous and completely out of universe though.

>>85296361
It can detach itself

>>85296477
I considered that, but that doesn't help.

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>>85296378
riker pls

>>85296578
He makes Barclay re-program her to miss him and be passive aggressive to you about not being him

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>>85296627

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>>85295224
The highest quality image you can find of this exact moment

And ask him to sign it "To BashirFaggot, From Your Dear Doctor"

>>85295224
A specemin jar containing some pubes. Tell him they're his and you bought them off ebay 9 years ago

>>85295224
Voyager's cover and "it was better than DS9, EMH is a better doctor" on it

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>>85295584
Do you have volumes 1 through 8? Asking for a friend.

>>85295224
dragon dildo

>>85296477
>DIS CAPTAIN
>WE IN TLUBURR
>BRIDGE NOW EJECTAAN
>SO RONG SUKKAS
I'd watch that one episode, at least.

>>85296578
>Holo gf tells you she wants to have a family
>happy to be back on track to a happy fantasy life again
>holo baby is born with rikers smug face grinning up at you
>the baby's booming laugh follows you sobbing out the holodeck to the nearest airlock

>>85293901
> another general
> another trip
thanks for ruining /tv/ star trek threads

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>it's a prophets/pah wraiths episode

>>85297099
You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and then you have, Star Trek.

>Good prophets episodes
Emissary
The Collaborator
Prophet Motive
The Assignment

>Bad prophets episodes
Rapture
The Reckoning
Accession
What You Leave Behind

>>85297030
Redditors are atttracted to generals for some reason

>>85295224
A copy of Mein Kampf

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>>85295224
this ...that way the memory of your encounter will be perfectly captured in time

>>85295224
an ISIS flag

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>>85296121
Jadzia is mai Trekfu

>>85297733
WE HAVE A WINNER

>>85295224
your dick

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>>85297747

>>85297826
I expect to see a signed pic of Terry's titties oon

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>>85295224
Get him to sign somewhere reasonable so he'll actually do it, but it must be signed Bashirfaggot

>>85295224
forehead

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>>85297849
I'm probably going to throw up on myself as soon as I see him so no promises.

Has anyone here been to a Trekcon before? This is my first one and I don't know what to expect.

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>>85298350
As long as you don't use the opportunity to propose, it'll be fine

Remember, you may be a colossal spastic, but he's a Star Trek actor - he has definitely met weirder people than you

>>85298487
why do they look so disgusted

>>85298581
Well what kind of nutter thinks that's the appropriate place to propose?

>>85298487
Riker looks thinner there

>>85295598
Only because the writers didn't know how to end the pah-wraith sub plot in the final season and a half. Everything before that is amazing, so much so that I pretty much consider Dukat post-Waltz to be a completely different character

>>85298628
they could at least pretend
Picard is literally facepalming and data and geordi look is absurd

>>85294879
Out of all the ST novels I hear about that's the one that interests me the most

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>>85298742
I know it's fucking perfect

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>>85296259
That's really, really bad. It's only in the jjverse that we have seen hollow saucer sections on Admiral RoboCops ship, which also had square nacelles when they didn't appear until the Enterprise refit decades after this.

>>85296477
Wasn't the D the first one that could detach?

>>85299226
Not anymore

I heard that std redesigned the Bat'leth, is it true?

>>85299507
It redesigned everything.

>>85298581
>>85298742
It's just a bad photo because none of them were expecting it, I've seen a reddit thread about this before and there's another picture where they look more normal but I can't find it because there are now 50,000 websites dedicated to funny pictures like this and that one isn't funny. Picard wasn't facepalming either, just touching his face.

>>85299617
Have they even said which timeline this is supposed to be in?

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How could there be war crimes when there wasn't a war

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>>85299507
You may regret asking

>>85298487
Wil Wheaton really doesn't belong there.

>>85299808
it's the original timeline, set between ENT and TOS

>>85299856
THAT MAKES EVEN LESS SENSE

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>BOODILY BOODILY BOOOOO

How did the Miranda fly without a deflector? Did they strap Khan to the front and use his massive chest to deflect space particles?

>>85299893
the deflector is at to top you faggot

>>85299507
I just love how the new show spells STD.
Seems adequate.

>>85299808
It's the original timeline, which they're going to reboot.

>Sarek [James Frain] plays an important role in her life, which has been completely planned until she makes a very difficult choice that sends her life on a very different path. When we meet her, she’s the first officer on the starship Shenzhou. And Burnham’s choice that we’re alluding to is the most difficult choice you can make – it affects her, affects Starfleet, affects the Federation; it affects the entire universe. That choice leads her to a different ship, the USS Discovery and there we begin what [co-showrunner] Gretchen [Berg] and I call our second pilot.

>>85299948
The official acronym is DSC

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>>85293901
Does anyone have a guide that can teach me how to watch this show? I'm not sure I can figure it out all by myself.

>>85299893
Given that not every spacecraft has a dish, I just figured that the Miranda-class used navigational deflector shields. A dish may only be necessary for projecting a strong deflector (or graviton) beam a substantial distance ahead of the ship perhaps and isn't necessary for every design.

>>85299927
Where? If you mean on the arch, nope, those are torpedo launchers.

>>85300008
TNG 1-5
TNG 6-7 overlaps with DS9 1-2
DS9 3-5
DS9 6-7 overlaps with VOY 1-2
VOY 3-7
TOS 1-3
ENT 1-4
Movies in numerical order
Maaaaaaybe TAS if you still want more

>>85300008
I personally started with TOS, followed by DS9, and I'm now nearing the end of TNG.

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>>85294167
William T. Riker waited.
The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air.
There was food on the ship. He didn't see it, but had expected it, now for years.
His warnings to Captain Picard were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
William was a Starfleet officer for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships, daddy."
Dad said "NO! YOU WILL BE GET FAT!"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped.
But now in the space ship Enterprise he knew there was food.
"This is Picard," the communicator crackered. "You must not eat the food!"
So John gotted his phaser and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO EAT US," said the food!
"I will disgust him," said the Gagh and wriggled. William phasered at him and tried to barbacue him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to cook.
"No! I must eat the food," he shouted!
The communicator said "No, William. You are the food."
And then, William was fat.

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>>85299856
It looks like a fucking moustache.

>>85297811
>>85297811
>>85297811
>>85297811
>>85297811
winrar

>>85299856
No, no anon. No please. That's just a hipsters moustache sculpture you put a watermark on.

>>85300014
Only girl ships get a deflector.

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Daily reminder that Keiko made O'Brien eat with children's utensils made of plastic

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>>85299856
The bottom hooks go around your waist. You fight by twisting your body left and right.

>>85298581
Are you kidding me??? How dare a man propose marriage to someone of the opposite sex??? IN THE CURRENT YEAR???

>>85299893
So that's why they had no shields on DS9.

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>>85300613
>The bottom hooks go around your waist. You fight by twisting your body left and right.

I hate you

>>85299736
>Picard wasn't facepalming either, just touching his face.

Picard was facepalming, you colossal faggot.

>>85299856
The real Bat'leth was unwieldy but you could still kill with it. How the hell are you even supposed to use this overgrown dental pick?

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>Please state the emergency of the medical nature.

>>85299226
I think I saw a clip, or read that in one of the TOS movies, where Kirk said something about detaching, but never did.
Even so, Galaxy could separate because it was more a glorified cruise ship and the saucer was filled with civies a lot of times.

>>85300001
Fuck you. It is, and shall forever be referred to, as STD.

>>85300840
There's a phaser in my ass. It's set to kill and some turd is pressing on the trigger

>>85299976
Did Spock ever mention a sister? I know he didn't mention his brother until he took over the Enterprise but I would have thought it all would have come out at that point.

>>85300119
His weird eye looks weirder than ever.

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>>85300875
>Well Mr. Neelix, consider this karma for the countless burning rectums your cooking has inflicted on this crew.

>>85300947
>Did Spock ever mention a sister?

Memory-Alpha lists 2 parents, a half-brother and a giant clone called Spock Two

http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Spock_Two

>>85300971
Frakes has that weird trailing off anime eye but irl

>>85300667
They can't even pull the "they are ancient Klingons so different" shit on this one. We have seen the sword of Kahles, the first Bat'leth.

>>85300608
He is Irish. They banned the steel cutlery in 21st century.

>>85301193
Get a life, bin that knife.

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>>85299876
Daily reminder that STD is what you get when you reject Enterprise.

>>85301193
There was an episode of TNG that was banned in Britain because it mentioned the unification of Ireland

>>85299617
I can't wait for the shitstorm when they will inevitably run into the (re-redesigned) Enterprise and Captain Pike.

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WE

>>85294260
yeah til you find out all the shit they put Bashir through

>>85301454
What album cover is this?

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>>85300840
I have a case of being fused to the bulkhead, Doc.

>>85296259
The STD ships designs are beyond stupid.
>"hey we need to get somewhere else on the ship" >'well lets run a 1/4 way around it to one of the only 4 ways to get anywhere else"

>>85301489

what did they do anon, did they bully him

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>Picard is better than Sis-

>>85301454
You can see this is from TOS miles away

>>85301454

>The novel Dark Mirror establishes that in the mirror universe, when the ISS Enterprise-D arrived at Ligonia and the Ligonians tried to make the Enterprise-D crew follow their rituals, they simply sterilized the planet's southern continent, which forced the Ligonians into cooperating with the Empire's demands.

Based mirror universe

>>85301642
This is a product of Japan I assume?

>>85301567
Five Nigs and a Nog - Where Da Wite Wimmin At?

>>85301578
I wonder who got stuck with the job of cleaning up that mess

>>85299893
They even had room for one on the front of the saucer, a la NX-01, but failed. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!

>>85301611
can read everything at http://memory-beta.wikia.com/wiki/Julian_Bashir but the cliff notes is
>Andorians starts to die off and face extinction, Bashir uses genetic engineering to help them, Federation declares him a traitor and he has to flee to Andor
>he marries the genetically altered waifu he helped fix that showed up on DS9 a couple times, they both get recruited into Section 31 as double agents to take it down from the inside and she gets killed and Bashir seriously injured
>Bashir ends up catatonic in a nursing home set up at Garak's home for years. when someone else asks if Garak ever visits him Garak responds "whats the point there's no one there"

>>85301348
It was actually just that conversation that was cut for a few years. God knows why, it's fiction.

>>85301405
Oh fuck you. It will be the now out of work Jew Jew crew as well.

>>85301959
the ship cleans itself.

>>85302169
You are perplexed that Brits would ban fiction when those pussies aren't even allowed to possess a butter knife? Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!

>>85301959
We've seen Beverly Crusher having to clean up corpses. But also they clean the ship with a beam that vaporizes all organic matter.

>>85302096

Traitor got what he deserved

>>85301771
Proof that even niggers believe in white supremacy.

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>>85301642
kek I was wondering when this webm would appear

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post "trek actors in different shows" kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QG-_oJ9PraQ

>>85302096
RIP poor Bashir, what did he do to deserve such a fate? Hopefully he's not conscious when Garak gives him a "sponge bath"
>I have no mouth and I must scream

Why do people make fun of Picard for being hyper leftist when it was usually Riker spouting his leftist preachiness

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>>85303805
Because Picard was a numale pussy years before Carl the Cuck or Aids Skillrex were even born. But yeah... Riker's just as bad... male on the outside, and female on the inside.

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>>85303753
not exactly a show but this guy is The the king of the Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan

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Fuck.... I love the VOY episode "Good Shepard" where the rejects from ST:VOY were put in harms way and Captain Janeway was there for moral support. IDK whatever! It was a good episode....for me personally because I can relate. Yeah, I'm a fucking loser. Fuck you.

>>85304125
>Holy shit you are sooooooooooooo fucking cry.jpg

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>>85304337
Daily reminder that Voyager was a super gay hagfest populated by a shipload of sniveling whiners subservient to an annoyingly preachy feminist incompetent who suffered from chronic psychosexual penis envy.

>>85304573
YOU ARE FAKE NEWS!

I can see right through you, you nerd!

>>85304640
Everything about that statement is verifiable truth. The proof is already undeniable canon. Sorry, not sorry.

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why

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>>85304836

>>85304760
You're a fucking faggot. HAAAAAAAAHHAAAAAAAAAAAA Faggot.

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>>85304836
Also this
>>85301308

Enterprise did Klingons so much better than any other Star Trek series..(see s02e19 "Judgement") but then of course, Enterprise did EVERYTHING better than any of the other series, and that's one of the reasons why trektards hate it so much.

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>>85302437

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>>85299976
then its not the original timeline
you can't be in the original timeline and have things be different
so its a rebooted different timeline

>>85303630
ah shit. i was there when you guys made the track list for this. Any chance you got it?

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>tfw your blood transformed

>>85301694
No, just directed by Ridley Scott, which I suppose technically means Xenos exist in the 24th century.

Assuming molecular acid burns through tritanium, transparent aluminum and such, how do you think your favourite Trek crew would handle a member of the security team getting facehugged on an away mission?

>>85305359
It will start in the original timeline then attempt to murder it and say "this is what Star Trek is now", like JJ did, except instead of half a second before the bad guy shows up, it will be the first episode.

>>85301686
except it's TNG

Nobody posted it yet?

https://twitter.com/startrekcbs/status/888886388581515266

>>85306270
Post the yt link. I don't do subscription only access services.

>>85306079
so it skews into a different timeline

ST: D trailer is out
https://youtu.be/oWnYtyNKPsA
https://youtu.be/oWnYtyNKPsA
https://youtu.be/oWnYtyNKPsA
https://youtu.be/oWnYtyNKPsA
https://youtu.be/oWnYtyNKPsA
>I am Mudd
What did he mean by this?

Youtube US Link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsYu9jsmlHc

>>85305581
I'm sorry anon, but Section 31 got it

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>>85306530

>>85306530
Why does Nu-Trek keep treading water? They're literally just rehashing old settings and storylines, using the same alien species we've seen a million times before with nothing but a new coat of paint like this retarded Klingon change.

Anybody have that DS9 viewing guide

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>>85306911

>>85306911
Watch all episodes.

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hey guys watcha doin'

>>85300085
>>85300091
>>85300139
>>85306976
>>85306983
lol

>>85306570
>Ten years before Kirk
I sense the impending death... of Star Trek

>>85293901
>>85293901
So excited for STD, going to be the best Star Trek yet. People are going to speak of it like they do the mammoths of game of thrones and Star Wars.
Sexy women who are strong and in control as they have been throughout history and as they are now, I know myself and other gfs are excited to see how women handle space after 50 years of men fucking it up.
The only man I'd bring back is bashir but he'd serve as second to the new medical officer, im a little worried about Daddy Malfoy playing the captain although he should die episode 1 or 2 so that either 1st or the captain of the shenzou can take over

>>85299876
I hope we will get some ent cameos

>>85300008
Skip TOS
Watch Enterprise in its entirety, then season 2+3 of Next Generation, skip the aids that is voyager and finish on strong with DS9
Only faggots, numales, road ties or virgins disagree which is otay

>>85306270

>sometimes when you're lost
>you're found

what did she mean by this

>>85307366
>phoneposter
>retarded opinion

adds up

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>>85307038
>Well lack-a-day, you sure are lookin' mighty purdy Deanna
Best boy

>>85298487
Why do they still let will fucking desecrate st?

>>85306530
WE

>>85307413
You like gay shit boyo

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>>85307266
>so wrong
>>85307366
>so right

>>85293901
REGGIE DID NOTHING WRONG

I fucking love enterprise.

>>85299976
So the stronk WoC is half-Vulcan Ensign Mary Sue like in that fanfic?

>>85306570
>Netflix
So that CBS exclusive streaming service shit was done away with?
At least the production values look good

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I've never seen this movie before. What am I in for?

>>85306530
Music in that trailer makes me miss the enterprise theme.

>>85299862
Wil Wheaton doesn't belong anywhere. Dude ruins everything he touches.

>>85307775
CBS for America
Netflix for the rest of the world

>>85307775
>Muh explosions

Kill yourself JJ. This is literally the ent of JJ verse, let that sink in.

>>85294879
I've read it, of you like Garak, you'll like this. Great detailed look into life on Cardassia and fits nicely in the established cannon.

>>85307796
Dust your shit, psfag.

>>85307769
I think she's only hoo-mon but raised by vulcans.
Not much difference though.

>>85307796
Wrath of Khan? You're in for kino buddy.

>>85307855
I thought it wasn't JJ-verse?

>>85307775
Looks like cgi-overload capeshit

>>85296259
It's growing on me, i like it

>>85307943
It looks like JJ verse. The trailer follows the action formula of the JJ films. Go back and watch the trailer spots for TNG and you'll see this isn't the old TV format trek.

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>>85307733
For the most part, Star Trek has always been nothing but a bunch of gay, ham-fisted, preachy pc/sjw bullshit… especially tng, voyager, and ds9. The only Trek really worth watching is the original tos pilot, "The Cage", and Enterprise… because obvious reasons.

>>85307796
Compared to modern movies, it drags. I doubt you'll like it very much.

>>85308375
>obvious reasons
Men behaved like men, and women didn't have dicks.

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>>85308456
I'm like a half hour into it and I think the pacing is already better than most TNT episodes. The Kirk/Bones bantz are on point.

>>85309039
Democracy is mob rule. That's why the US government was crafted as a representative republic.

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>>85309244
Nobody fucking cares.

>>85309344
Then stop crying about the fact that she lost, and move on.

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Why do all of Kahn's people look like Kurt Russell? Is Kurt Russell the epitome of genetic engineering in 1996?

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No seriously, it's a whole fucking ship of off brand Kurt Russells.

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WHAT IS THE LINK BETWEEN KURT RUSSELL AND GENETIC ENGINEERING?

>>85307199
Into Darkness and Beyond both hit Star Trek as it was trying to cross the street and STD will be the truck that finishes it off

>Discovery trailer releases
>Barely 6 posts about it.

Nice...

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>Have you ever courted a Klingon woman, Worf?
>No
???

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>>85309800
>One or both?

>orville
>STD

is this, dare i say, a golden age for trek?

>>85309758
Into Darkness hit Star Trek as it was trying to cross the street and Beyond almost did too but swerved away just in time and tried to give it CPR to keep it breathing before the truck arrives.

>>85307733
I never watched it when it first aired, but one of my stations airs reruns every night and it's quickly growing on me. then again I'm old enough to remember watching Quantum Leap so maybe it's just the Bakula factor

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Honest thoughts on The Cage?

>>85307796
>hasn't seen TWOK
what the fuck Bashirfag??

>>85309800
She isn't a Klingon woman, she's a mutt and doesn't like Klingon culture and didn't respond to it when Worf tried. Why haven't you watched those episodes?

>>85309923
Posting the same thing but with a pic still doesn't make me care.

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>there is an actual episode where these two give each other chocolate

What did the writers mean by this?

>>85309888
except the last act of Beyond tried to hard and broke it's ribs attempting CBR ruining all the good will the first 2/3'rds of the movie had garnered

the "kill the drones with music" scene completely ruined that movie for me it's like having a 5 star 10-course meal but getting fed old shit in the middle, doesn't matter what you ate before, what you'll eat after all you will remember is the shit

>>85309941
>and didn't respond to it when Worf tried
The fuck are you on about? They fucked like Klingons then she told Worf to fuck off when he started barking and proposing.

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"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs."

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>>85309887

Discovery looks like it'll truly honor it's acronym

I'm really interested in Star Trek but don't know how to get into it. What series should I watch first, and how should I progress afterwards?

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>>85310075
She wanted sex and didn't respond to Klingon courting rituals. What don't you get about that? Go compare it to Quark and Grilka, or Dax and Worf, or even the jokes Tom makes to B'anana a few times when they're dating.

>>85310134

>>85310134
TNG is the best series overall and its the reason i got into trek

>>85310187
>First Contact is listed under good
PLINKETT BTFO

>>85293961
>AND LO THE PROPHETS SAID FECK T'CARDIES AND FECK T'FOUNDAHS, T'FOUNDAHS ARE FUCKING SLIMEY CUNTS.

>>85310134
I've been watching it all (minus TAS) in release order for a while now - http://startreklist.blogspot.ca/2011/04/list-of-all-star-trek-episodes-sorted_05.html

Start with TOS if you can handle older stuff, start with TNG if you need something more modern

>>85309744
>>85309923
It demonstrates how a real man behaves.

>>85310437
Yeah and if your mother fed you shit sandwiches from the time you were an infant, you'd acquire a taste for turds as well.

>>85309941
She was also a traitor in the Andorian Imperial Guard. Sleazy cunt.

What are some good Trek books? I haven't followed the Star Trek EU in a while and I'm looking to get back into it.

>>85298487
Patrick Stewart's epic facepalm.

>>85312267
He's just sniffing the hand he wipes his ass with.

>>85298487
Spiner and Burton look dead inside.

>>85304836
Spider Kang, Spider Kang, does whatever a Spider Kang can

Friendly reminder that the fuckery and bullshit that goes on in Star Trek is only possible because of best captain and crew; Archer and the Enterprise
>nevar forget trip

>>85312802
>tfw they never got around to doing their own Tuvix episode where Trip and T'Pol merge into T'Pucker

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I just watched the Darmok episode. Is it the most overrated TNG episode ever? I got bored and angry.

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>>85313302
Is the most pleb-filter TNG episode ever.

>>85300001

hi plebbit

>>85303753
the portrait at the beginning confuses me

>>85313302
It's a cool concept for an episode, only issue is that it makes no sense for a space faring civilization to have such an insanely restrictive language

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>>85313302
After my initial viewing I felt it was overrated as well, but in retrospect having finished the series it's one of the episodes that's stuck with me the most and I think one of the best overall. I feel like it's an excellent self-contained expression of what TNG was all about. I'd probably recommend it to someone who was considering watching the whole thing as a litmus test. If you don't like Darmok you probably won't like TNG.

>>85303753
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xyGvpLOZ1Q

>>85313733
They establish right from the start that they rarely encounter other civilizations. They were probably the only species in their sector and colonized it without any need for interaction with outsiders.

>>85313936
Even then it'd be insanely difficult for the engineers and scientists of such a people to operate without being able to convey numbers accurately

>>85313798
It's because of the guilt you feel deep down over the amount of time you know you wasted on that garbage series that causes you to try to justify it in your mind by reassessing some of what you know you suffered through. It's kind of like the Stockholm syndrome, where a person may form an affectionate bond with their tormentor.

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Darmok is a fun episode, it simply is. Yes, digging deep into it it doesn't really make sense, for the simple fact that the Tamarians would have no way to teach their kids how to speak.

But like >>85313798 says it represents what TNG was all about, and TOS as well, it's a simple metaphor about understanding a different culture and cooperate towards a better future.

Plus, memes aside, it is indeed quite memorable.

>>85296019
He was an NCO, a chief. Officer ranks begin at Ensign.

>>85314419
Last time I watched it I actually almost teared up at that part.

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>>85312802
Trip is da man.

BAJORAN WORKERS

>>85314161
It's because it reminds the viewer how much stories matter to a shared culture and reveals how much we already use them to communicate with each other more effectively. Your mind thinks of this episode because it recognizes it as a link you can use with other viewers to signify you're part of Star Trek culture.

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>>85309629

Third guy from the right really really looks like Nick Nolte.

>>85309981
>filename
Twitter faggots still raping /trek/ threads and reposting the same images here days later. I see.

Shippers should go to tumblr already

>>85314811
Oh. So you think it's like some kind of virtue signaling. Eww. How queer.

>>85314543
Trip a qt
I met Connor Trinneer at a convention, really nice guy and that southern accent made me melt. I'm a dude btw

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>>85314975
Since there are no benefits to being part of Star Trek culture and basically makes you a white nerd shitlord regardless of how many transfaggot disabled alien characters it has, no.

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What's the comfiest episode of TNG/DS9/VOY ?

Episodes that mainly take place walking around the inside of the ship or showing the DS9 promenade

>>85315706
Data's Day
In the Cards

>>85315706

Lower Decks I remember being one of the comfiest TNG episodes, focused on crewmen and their day to day, it shows more about what it'd be like living on the ship than the usual episodes centered around the main cast.

>>85315706
Whenever Picard is tortured, or made to cry.

>>85316184

>comfy
>have to watch a bunch of friends watch one of their own die

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N E E L I X B O Y S

>>85316309

Doesn't take from the comfiness, it just feels more like living on the ship since none of them are part of the main cast, a problem with Star Trek in general is that everyone on the main cast end up being the absolute best at what they do, whatever it is, and that can get quite tiring.

Plus it was a bajoran, no big loss

Why did Worf become such a prick between TNG and DS9?

>>85315706
TNG - Any of the corny S1 episodes
DS9 - Our Man Bashir
VOY - Bride of Chaotica

>>85316878
He was never an interesting character. He should've just remained the guy who stands around and says "aye captain" and kicks people's asses, but for some reason the writers thought he had potential and gave him boring solo episodes, and then finally let him return for DS9 for even more boring solo episodes and a meh romance with Jadzia. You can only humanize Klingons so much before they start to become goofy.

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>>85299856
H E R E S Y
E
R
E
S
Y

>>85307796
Got any Ace Combat games?

Damar looks quite nice when he's not in cardassian makeup

>>85296180

post said pic pls

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>>85303630
I got banned from a ds9 facebook group for posting this, also got called a racist. Worth it

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>>85303753
pure kino

>>85298487

Doesn't Spiner have a sort of Alec Guinness attitude about Star Trek?

>>85314485
What do you think the O in NCO stands for? Every other part of the argument is irrelevant.

>>85300608

Keiko was only good as a character when she was possessed. I feel bad for O'Brien. His wife was only fun to hang with when she was literally Satan.

>>85301308
Thank your taking on my mantle. This is my daily STG reminder that if you dont like ENT you are responsible for JJ Trek and STD.

>>85320206
Thank you for*. Been drinking.

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>>85314543
>>85315053
Met him also and can confirm. He told an awesome story about getting cast as Tripp, he was drunk in mexico when he got the call, and how he didn't know he was going to be a main character.

>>85318105
TNG - Manhunt is bonkers

>>85314543
Tripp is without a doubt my favorite 2nd lead in the entire series. He plays off literally every single character on the show perfectly.

He also deflowered a space princess/empress to be and she wanted seconds which makes him a legend in my book.

>>85298487
I can reconize every single memeber in that photo (Even the tucked away Ms Crusher behind the dudes head) But I littarly have no fucking clue who this asian chick is, shes cute tho.

>>85320603
She's the guy's gf who he's proposing to

>>85320603
She was in s4 ep11 of TNG. She played datas boyfriend and #1 fuck buddy

>>85303753
Hes been in alot of alien shit too, seems to be a bread and butter to cast him in it since he has a great voice and was pretty handsome when he was younger.

>>85320851

>>85320851

>>85320851

new

>>85313302
It is, I just pretend that way of speaking is from elequently spoken memebers of there races thinking 'hey we're in space, we got to make the best impretion by having highly inteligent and carasmatic people on our ship' only to be blown the fuck out by people who'd probibly talk like the most poor to common people on there planet.

Or Tl;Dr 'I pth dont pth understand pth your accent pthh ptthh'.

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>>85321561
Kiteo, his eyes closed

>>85313302
The typical response of a 60-IQ chimp.

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>>85321827
Sokath, his eyes uncovered!!!

>>85321932
WE WUZ PROFETS???