CHAD BEATS LUCY TO DEATH WITH A SHOVEL EDITIONspoiler free general XD
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Meanwhile: >>85278588
>that Dougie donut dream sequence
Literally lebbit, I can see why they saved this episode for Comic Con
Any legit info from the comic con screening yet?
Also best girl coming thru
>>85292755
Lucy is best grill.
david lunched lol
we finally scared off CUTE posters & reddit
gonna enjoy the cozy threads
>>85292899
is anyone else intrigued with Shaggy's character in this? I've wanted to know more about him since Part 2.
>>85292899
Did they recast Jeffries with Brienne of Tarth?
>>85293036
Sorta, yeah. It's interesting that he's a civilian that's figured out a lotta stuff about the supernatural/transdimensional goings on. Great performance.
http://thesearchforthezone.com
>>85293036
But will he ever get to Scoooba dive ?
>>85293036
I found him interesting immediately but didn't imagine it would lead to where we went in Part 9. There's a quick mention in 10 that the FBI are taking him to the location of the coordinates apparently.
>>85293145
IT
WAS
A
DREAM
still waiting for the leaks
>original show
>finding the Lodge is a mystery on its own
>new show
>just google it
>>85293231
His delivery of this line was perfect. I want based Lillard to make a comeback.
>>85293183
Yeah, by the time we got to Part 8 I figured we'd never see him again. I also never thought we'd see Harry Dean Stanton again, Part 9 and 10 were quite a shock.
>>85293281
What a mind numbingly dumb take.
cooper not back hahahahaha
>>85293281
this is how it works IRL though
most esoteric/paranormal stuff was only known by certain groups of weirdos before the internet, now you just have to hop over to /x/ for your crazy fix
>go on reddit to see if any spoilers are being posted
>people have seen it and refuse to say anything except stupid cryptic shit because they want upvoats
For fuck's sake, you mean there isn't one person out there who's okay with spoilers?
>>85293406
>being mad that the people who went to Comic-Con are being real Gs who don't want to ruin the surprise for everyone
hellOOOOOoooooo reddit
>>85292755
hi-res Lucy-fu
>>85292860
Lucy dies.
There is a scene where Hutch makes major progresses in getting his mind back.
Evil Cooper arrests Ray and reports to Gordon
Dougie eats the Donuts
Laura is still in the lodge with Judy
>>85293348
I'm loving the ''shaggy is a great actor'' meme
>>85293351
no need to be rude
>>85293508
he's been great in every scene we've seen him so far
also he's been good in pretty much everything, even the disaster that is the Scooby-Doo movies
>>85293508
I'm loving the because he acted in a comedic role in a movie i saw when i was a kid i cannot accept him in another role because autism meme
>>85293554
Go watch the interrogation scene and tell me that's not overacting
>>85293275
That fucker Ray has the leaks. He won't share
Sheryl Lee is in the plastic and can't get out
>>85293603
it was convincing
this is a man who's clearly hiding something, but is also innocent, and is trying desperately to figure out what is going on
the information about his search for the Zone puts it into better context
>>85292916
hahahahaha nice one man
Ronnie Rocket cameo when ?
Since the pace has been pretty brisk, comparatively speaking, over these last two episodes, I assume this is about the point Frost and Lynch realized "oh shit, we have to tie all these stories and characters together, we only got a couple of hours left"
Outside of overlong takes, which I can deal with, I think my two biggest criticisms of the show are 1) lack of music, and 2) too many non-connected stories where the characters are not interacting with one another. I'd like to see a few hours of all these oddballs converging on the town and trying to out-play one another, with the wild-card unstable Richard or Red fucking things up for good measure.
What do you guys think? I can get that the story is meant to be disjointed, up to a point. Though the lack of Badalamenti music outside of like, two songs is very disappointing. The guy can set a mood and atmosphere like no other, so in a show so atmospheric and moody, I don't know why they purposefully not use his talents - it seems like a real missed opportunity imo.
>>85293554
You should see his scenes in In the Name of the King. Pure hilarity, but everyone on that Uwe Boll disasterpiece was phoning it in.
>fantasy movie with John-Rhys Davies, Burt Reynolds, Ron Perlman, Matthew Lillard, and Jason Statham
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCbz0XNN1SM
>>85293691
the man from another place was Ronnie Rocket
you missed the cameo, pleb
>>85293691
Ronnie knows the truth about Lynch so he has been blacklisted.
>>85293281
but it doesn't work like that????????
>>85293446
>being this much of an autismo that you have to force your preferences on other people and defend the attentionwhores at reddit in one breath
OP is a lil cuck bitch
Saged
>>85293651
she looks like the mouse girl... what's her name... the one from pitch perfect
>>85293718
>lack of music
honestly I'm fine with this. With the long takes and lack of music, Lynch is really trying to build tension and atmosphere naturally, and I think it works just fine.
that being said, the jazz that plays during the Dougie scenes is pure kino
>>85293603
What if I told you Lynch's work, acting included, involves a level of stylization, heightened reality? But you'd know that if you were a fan, of course.
what if in the dark knight rises, the plane was the lodge, and bane was the evil cia? Then evil cia comes back to the real world... and the bat guy is the one armed man trying to get him back to the crashed plane... and the good cia is still in the plane
>>85293748
>force your preferences on other people
lmao do you think I made the redditors not tell you your spoilers? why don't you go back
>>85293788
Here we go... it's le bad on le purpose
>>85292916
Lol he sure did bucko
>>85293829
Right, I expected as much.
>>85293718
1) lack of music, and 2) too many non-connected stories where the characters are not interacting with one another
my critcism of you criticism is 1)not true
>>85293493
did she really need to constantly fart as chad was beating her to death
it was super distracting and killed the mood
>>85293575
is that the Judy Discussion Club head quarter? Is that were you get to talk about Judy ?
>>85293903
this, plus actually raping her corpse afterwards, what did Lynch mean by that
>>85293718
>Since the pace has been pretty brisk, comparatively speaking, over these last two episodes, I assume this is about the point Frost and Lynch realized "oh shit, we have to tie all these stories and characters together, we only got a couple of hours left"
Sounds strange, I mean Lynch stated that this was shot as a long movie, which means that what we now see as 'episodes' is the result of editing that long movie.
>>85293903
yes but at least it closes the "gas" miniplot started in the first two episodes. The story line are all converging towards the conclusion, so it was appropriate in my opinion, it was tasteful farting, not gratuitous farting
I only watched all of twin peaks for the first time over the past few weeks. Its a shame because I remember the sticky and the hype around the reboot announcement. I feel like I missed out on years of twin peaks funposting. Any classic memes from the original series I should be aware of?
>>85293929
How do I become a member? I'd really like to talk about Judy with like-minded individuals.
>>85294043
There is one meme we are not going to talk about (in fact, we are gonna keep that meme out of this thread)
>>85294000
>defends an elderly woman shitting herself as artistic television
this boy got LYNCHED to hard
>>85294043
BACK
TO
MISSOULA
>>85294085
I know I was going to be called a fanboy for defending the farting and shitting scene. I think it was paralleling the nuke scene and it was an appropriate conclusion to the bunny\"gas" mini plot.
Oh whatever. I'm tired defending Lynch's art to you rubes
Ok so basically lemme write this briefly
Fuck gene kelly you motherfucker,
>>85293891
>
Okay, seriously, who was in the wrong here?
>Naomi acting like a clingy autistic sperg
>Lynch becoming aggressive over not being able to meditate
>Who is Michael? Is Naomi teaming up with the midget to expose Lynch, infuriating him?
MY PREDICTION:
Diane is NOT in fact working with DoppleCoop.
But Albert is. And setting up Diane to take the fall.
>>85293493
Now are there any actual real leaks from the screening?
>>85294043
James is a glaring meme
>>85294043
>>85294207
they're joking around, anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X29Iio0uEnk
>>85294163
>>85294207
can you be addicted to meditation?
>>85293891
Lack of music does not mean absence of music. Do you see what I'm saying?
>>85293782
Watching The Missing Pieces recently a number of scenes there felt like previews for the new season, in terms of not having music scored to it with long takes people silently looking at each other. Though the lack of music was probably not entirely intentional, since that was all cut content that likely didn't have anything scored to it.
I just think back to how effective those couple of minor chords Badalamenti had that played over what feels like half the series in the original run, and how something that simple gave everything a sinister edge.
>>85293971
I think while on one hand, it's well-known or at least documented that this is meant to be a "movie," I don't think we can entirely take Lynch at his word, in my opinion. He and Frost had greater artistic control, but editing still follows a certain flow, if that makes sense.
I recently read an interview with Matthew Lillard saying that all of his prison scenes were shot one after another, but spaced out in a pretty significant way. Keeping this in mind I have a feeling that things were pieced together in a disjointed way, which led to a lot of strange choices of scene order thus far, like plot-critical scenes have been intentionally spread out thin.
This is just speculation of course, but my guess is that the ratio of "important" to "non-important" scenes is going to start shifting pretty hard now that we are at a point where things NEED* to progress, being more than half finished.
*"hur hur, do you think he'll do a traditional story lunched"
No, but for sure I know that this series will NOT just be three only loosely-connected stories in SD, Las Vegas, and Twin Peaks. No producer would have ever allowed it, and I doubt Frost and Lynch would have wanted it that way anyhow.
>>85294224
sadly, no.
it feels like Cooper trying to get that information he wants from Ray
>>85294224
maybe the actual real leaks are worth some money... maybe they are worth quite a lot of money
>>85294267
Lynch definitely is
>>85294207
why not just ignore her and turn down the phone
>>85294418
Lynch and Naomi are both autistic
which makes me think, how many other people in Hollywood are hiding terminal autism like this? all of them?
>go to the dugpa forums
>predictions for episode 11
>first post: Dougie comes back
will they ever learn?
>>85294448
I'm starting to love vedderposting just because of how smug he looks in this pic
I enjoy condescension
>>85294261
Hol up
>>85294224
those are the actual leaks mods were deleted sceencaps in the last thread
not sure if its already been posted here, but
Overall reception :
- One of the best episode
- Funny moments
- One plot line advancing a lot and taking a dark/serious turn
And one "big" spoiler regarding parentage
Becky is apparently Bobby's daughter.
>>85294448
link to thread? I can't find any spoiler allowed thread
>>85294639
How is that a spoiler, we already knew she was Shelly's daughter
>>85292923
>And little lambs eat iiiiiiiiiiivyyyyyyyy!
>The Horne brothers just say "fuck it" and start dancing
Leland did nothing wrongexcept rape and murder his daughter
>>85294639
Is Bobby literally the only character whose life has improved after S2?
>>85294639
audrey when
>>85293281
>He thinks information is automatically correct if it's on the Internet
>>85294639
and to add to this its supposed to have one of the scariest moments of the show so far
>>85294709
last episode, describing to the real Cooper how DoppleCoop raped her, fuck your nostalgia
>>85294709
her only scene is when she gets killed by doppelcoop
>>85294699
It didn't improve though, he's old now
>>85294765
>fuck your nostalgia
post-ironic waifufaggotry aside, can you please explain this mentality?
>>85294709
lel
>>85294780
yeah that kind of happens after 25 years
>>85294817
and it's never an improvement
>last episode
>final 5 minutes of the show
>audience is losing their mind at how retarded Lynch is for not bringing coop back to normal
>last 10 minutes has been nothing but watching retarded Dougie try to eat a donut
>final 10 seconds nothing is happening
>Dougie picks up a cup and takes a sip of coffee
>THAT IS A DAMN FI-
>credits
ive been to the future, this is how it goes. Lynch is assassinated the next day. You can prevent this.
>>85294216
>Best character is a traitor
>>85294835
I meant as in the things in his life, they got better.
He's got a kid, got a good job helping people. Do you think as soon as you're old everything sucks indiscriminately?
>>85294852
>The final words spoken in part 18 are dougie saying GGGOOooooODddBByyyyYYYeeeeeee
>>85294890
I think nothing beats youth, he was a 20 yr old Chad fucking hot chicks and driving a sports car. Now he's a police officer
>>85294835
>kid kicks cocaine addiction, extracts himself from all sorts of illegal business and shady, murderous people, copes with having literally murdered someone and escapes all of it to marry, get a stable job supporting his community, and raise a family
>"this isn't technically an improvement because time passed :^)"
you seem dumb
>>85294920
>looney tunes music plays and we can hear Lynch laughing hysterically
>>85293829
T.pleb
>s1 > s2 best > fwwm > s2 worst > shit >>>>>>>>>>>>>>s3
>>85295012
s3=s1>FWWM>s2 best>s2 worst
objective
>>85295069
Nonsense.
S1 first three episodes > S1 rest of the season = S2 best episodes > FWWM > S3 > S2 average episodes > S2 worst episodes
Literally and actually objective
>>85295149
no i said objective first dummy
>110 / 20 / 31 / 4
>>85295149
fuck you bitch... season 3 is twin peaks at its finest
you fucking bitch
there will be a season 4
based around dougie janey-e and sonny Jim and their hijinks and wild adventures
>>85295480
>twin peaks at its finest
lol no, there's no charm and no characters besides Kyle.
>>85294043
>>85295528
watch out, at least 1/3rd of these 30 posters are "AHAHAHAHA LYNCHED" memers!
here's the real leaks
>>bobby and mike are actually killer bob and armless mike. Actually they sort of are their alter ego but they use them to come to the real world
>>dougie seems to be improving. All of a sudden, he has an ephiphany. A moment later, he is worse than ever and a complete vegetable. There is a brief scene of armless mike and the arm watching in concerned silence as Dougie stares vacantly at the donuts
>>Lucy is killed, as already spoiled
>>hutch does get his mind back
>>The doppleganger is confirmed to being in a different timeline and calling for dougie assasinations through time. He has a brief conversation with the arm doppleganger
Will she appear even larger (and more importantly, CUTEr) in Part 11?
>>85295528
lel yes
third season is much better over all thant the first two seasons (and I'm not including the middle of season 2)
>>85295649
>the doppelganger is confirmed to being in a different timeline
lol, confirmed for fanfic. Lynch will never do something like this
>>85295650
Do Sheryl Lee and Naomi Watts prove that blonds age better than everyone else?
>>85295528
people who prefer the first season to third would have loved for a third season completely set in twin peaks, with agent cooper reacting enthusiastically to coffee for the billionth time.
In fact, twin peaks setting got stale (as enthusiasm for coffee) around season 1.... this 3 season boldly and succesfully takes the series towards a new direction
>>85295710
Even better than some of the male cast
>>85295528
>le coffee and pie
>>85295710
>Do Sheryl Lee and Naomi Watts prove that blonds age better than everyone else?
Almost, add this and it's proven
>>85295696
That's not true at all. Both season 1 and 2 (the better half) were fast paced, with a lot of interesting characters and plotlines. S3 is dougie.
>>85295768
Nice projecting. Everything about S3 is inferior to the previous material. It has nothing to do with coffee and cherry pie. It's about writing and character. This is Frost with Lynch visuals.
>it's a young people shit on the original series because they have to be different thread
it was so nicely yestereday when only actual fans were in the thread
>>85295853
>people don't want to hate on s3 today, what else will I do with my time?
get a life gramps
S1 and 2 were good, no one's denying that
>>85295809
>Sheryl? Where did David put the rest of my scenes?
>>85295893
>Don't worry, James, they're all at the end. The last two episodes are about you getting on your bike and goingBACK TO MISSOULA
>>85295853
A true fan can see the flaws and still enjoy the experience. Season 1 and 2 are better, but that doesn't make season 3 a trainwreck.
>>85295847
s3 is superior to the original seasons. They were great but this is on the next level. Now, of course season 3 needs season 1 and 2 t exist and there are some remarkable peaks in the original seasons, but overall season 3 is not just better, is much much better
Sheryl Lee is sweet, kind, good-natured, talented, CUTEST and has a nice voice!!
>>85295853
I love the originals but season 3 is the next level shit
if you don't like season 3 you are not a true fan
>>85294780
Shouldn't he be 42 or 43 now, assuming he was 17 in the original series? That's not old it's just middle aged.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuYS37XQDno
>That fucking Jim Belushi/David Lynch story
>>85295768
I'll agree that it is in no way a rehash and takes way more risks than the original run. But the thing about risks is that the more you take the greater chance that things can blow up in your face. People in this thread are just excited about a new show out so that clouds their minds towards some of its less-than-stellar moments or artistic decisions. In five years people aren't going to talk in hushed tones about the sweeping scene, they're going to amusedly ask "lol, so why was this ever left in?"
Keep in mind I have enjoyed this season, but season 2 proved to me that the show/world can definitely misfire, and there have been a number of moments that I think were miscalculated in this season as well.
>>85295930
at this point I fully expect "a James episode." You know, like how that awful fucking Slaves and Masters ep in S2 was "the James episode."
>>85295950
I'm gunna be a middle-of-the-road guy and say parts are much much better, but some parts are worse. Though nothing yet has been the flat-out awful of the worst of Season 2. I miss the way that everyone's separate plots merged and converged in the original series. S3 still feels too compartmentalized, but it seems as if that is starting to change.
>>85295847
>>Nice projecting.
listen to me. You wanted more of the same. You wanted more of the soap opera stuff. You wanted more of the "coffee and pie". You didn't want a continuation. You didn't want more twin peaks, the series. You didn't want to see the ocntinuation of this world and it's characters. You just wanted more of the same and nothing else.
Now, learn the error of your ways and repent, or take this extreme 90's nostalgic fanboyism elsewhere. There is no reasoning with your vague references at "character" (le coffee and pie) and writing (le coffee and pie)
>>85295980
>that throaty voice reading the Secret Diary
Went from fucked up to almost being erotic due to her
>>85294762
it doesn't
Im new to hearing about twin peaks what the hell is it? Serious
>>85296114
>listen to me. You wanted more of the same. You wanted more of the soap opera stuff. You wanted more of the "coffee and pie".
No. I wanted actual plot and character development. We have Bobby, a murderer, as a cop now. We have Jerry as a stoner. We have Dougie as a way to stretch the plot about "Cooper coming abck to Twin Peaks". We have Andy and Lucy absurd scenes. We have awful crap like Wally Brando and Truman's wife. We are 10 episodes in and the story is going nowhere. Instead we have rehashed Leo, now a ginger; rehashed Laura, now Shelly's daughter; and a giant giving birth to Laura Palmer because Mark Frost. Not to mention all the fuck ups like the kid getting run over, Diane text message, and Del Rio autotune. It's really bad so far.
Spoilers from season 11
>>Lucy Martel dies, Charls kills her with a golden showel to frame Doc Hayward
>The evil Cooper was actually working undercover for the fbi all this time, the fbi believed him to be the real cooper all this time and were aware of all his moves. He frames Dougie for the New York murders
>Dave DUchovny starts to get his mind back.
>Dougie takes up body building after he is encouraged by Doc Hayward
>Richard Horne's is arrested by Andy; Andy kills him in cold blood for revenge, but the Ghost Hobo appear.....
>Hutch doesn't get his real mind back
>>85296291
it's a giant metaphor about tits
Best part of season 3 right here.
>>85296323
That crazy bitch with the silent shutters has a golden shovel as well though
>>85296313
>>No. I wanted actual plot and character development.
give it time
>We have Bobby, a murderer, as a cop now.
this is an on sequitur from your previous point. Also he killed in self defense
>We have Jerry as a stoner.
another non sequitur
>We have Dougie as a way to stretch the plot about "Cooper coming abck to Twin Peaks".
Dougie is enjoyable, it is a really courageous decision on Lynch's part, and it is not "strecthing the plot" it is the plot. Jesus christ what's your fucking rush? Do you want this to get to Good Coop vs Evil Coop fist fight in 3 episodes? What the fukc is wrong with yoyu? All the dougie moments so far were brilliant. I am already missing him thinking about when Coop will come back.
>e have Andy and Lucy absurd scenes. We have awful crap like Wally Brando and Truman's wife.
whatever. They are enjoyable moments
>We are 10 episodes in and the story is going nowhere.
that's a fucking lie
>Instead we have rehashed Leo, now a ginger; rehashed Laura, now Shelly's daughter; and a giant giving birth to Laura Palmer because Mark Frost. Not to mention all the fuck ups like the kid getting run over, Diane text message, and Del Rio autotune. It's really bad so far.
whatever didn't even read the last part of your plot. it's all crying because in your opinion the story had to move faster, ignoring everything about the experience overall. Please, take your "opinions" elsewhere
>>85296323
>season 11
>>85296291
started out as a mystery drama set in a small town with some paranormal elements
now it's David Lynch's Wild Ride.
>>85296052
>what gave you the idea to do a movie
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
comic-con confirmed for autism
>>85296313
>Diane text message
they literally explain why the messages are different in episode 10
thread too slow... come on people keep it up
>>85293671
This is the truth. I love the way Hastings has been written. Every scene peels off a new layer and gets us closer to what he's trying to hide.
i watched episode 11 ama
>>85297327
What did you mean by this?
>>85297312
>the part where he describes the major's decapitation as beautiful
I feel like there's still more we don't know about him
>>85293691
Dougie basically is Ronnie Rocket. A guy who's lost his memory after an accident and is now basically catatonic and can only communicate by repeating what other people said.
>I'll tell you all about what happened in the Part 11 episode they showed us at Comic-Con anon, but only if you give me a kiss first!
What do you do in this scenario?
Are the people in this thread saying the new season is better than the old ones just memeing or what?
In case you aren't. please give me something in season 3 as good as this:
>https://youtu.be/xw9bpuJRoyU
or this:
>https://youtu.be/S7O1SQm1j5s
or this:
>https://youtu.be/4QBl-BuEIV8
I'm enjoying this new season too but you people sound like ShowTime shills or something
>>85297437
CUTE!
>>85297481
>muh nostalgia
>>85297481
literally everything in episode 8, which goes beyond what that did in providing pure non-narrative abstraction.
but they're vastly different overall... which is a good thing. I hate comfy nostalgiafags with a passion.
>>85297437
>not wanting to kiss Sheryl Lee even without getting information about an episode you'll be able to see in a day or two depending on timezones anywayBesides, she wasn't at comic-con
>>85297437
Ask why her face is so shiny
>>85297548
>Look at me! I hate things because other people like it!
lol what a loser
>>85294207
Naomi is australian. She can't help but shitpost, Lynch has to accept it.
>>85297548
Half of episode 8 it's just CGI on top of Frost lore. Amazing for a tv show, but average as a part of Twin Peaks.
You can be pro-talking-talking-about-Judy or
anti-talking-about-Judy but, either way, you should join the Official Judy Fanclub today, anon.
>>85297659
>Jduy
>>85297481
lol you cherry picked the absolute best moments you stupid retard. We were talking about the 3 series overall compared to the first two overall
>>85297481
You forgot this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cte_QFOkVgY
>>85297481
Oh man, the ''It is happening again'' clip gets me everytime
>>85294813
this bitch is off her rocker
>>85297773
maddie didn't deserve that, man
>>85296291
At its most basic it's about the duality of human nature. Duality informs everything about the show, including its genre: a soap opera setting that unfolds into a horrific murder mystery.
>>85298075
Judy?
>>85298075
was Jeffries the monkey? Is that why it was asking about Judy?
>>85298075
Judy?
>>85298115
the monkey is seen behind a mask, like jumping man. the monkey is also seen saying Judy in Jeffries' voice, so the monkey is also Jeffries.
therefore Jeffries is the monkey who is also the jumping man.
>>85298075
uma delicia
>>85298075
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>85293493
>>85298189
the mask belonged to Mini Lynch, not jumping man
>>85297423
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJQgwqojirs
>>85297697
why don't you cherrypick the absolute best moments of season 3 you stupid retard
>>85298206
so the little kid that does magic trick is david bowie, right?
>>85298417
too many
>>85298206
>>85298510
why does no one talk about how handsome he became?
>>85293575
>>85293929
>>85294078
How many times do I have to say it.
>>85298557
>>85298417
everything is amazing
except:
- thicc fattie "singing" too loudly
- nin
CUTERER!
>>85298711
NIN is the best musical act by far
>>85298761
yes, timmy, eat your cereal now
they always were overrated
>>85296313
haha sounds like you got lynched haha
>>85298797
kepp crying
>>85295809
James took acutane and his fell outta his body. So that's why he looks like a cancer patient. Nigga got millions for it.
Sad thing is I took the same medication but my anus is intact.
>we are supposed to believe the NIN would perform in a small town like Twin Peaks
>we are supposed to enjoy NIN
>>85298920
they are not what they were, in 10 years they will be 90's Deep Purple playing in any side pub
>>85295815
>Disregarding what made the show popular and loved because of some false feeling of being above le plebs.
THE TRUE DEFINITION OF LYNCHED
>>85298976
only faggots do, not even lynch, he is just friends with the dude
imagine if you found Kyle in a ditch haha and then you helped him up and took him home to lie on your couch wow wouldn't that be crazy but then he wakes up as you're just standing there not knowing what to do and he just falls on the floor haha so you try to help him again but he grabs you between your legs and squeezes so hard you lose consciousness so that you wake up in a dark and moist room that you assume to be a basement and then you hear someone come walking up at you wow is it hot in here or is it just me haha just kidding
>>85295768
>everyone who has any sort of issue with the current show only wanted to see pie and coffee meme
oh fuck off, if anyone has been "lynched" it's you schmucks
>>85299077
reminder
Is Jerry gonna be "abducted" like Garland and the three kids?
>>85299120
>skipfags
>>85299077
what are you crying about
>“I can tell a brief story about an actor who’s not here named Jim Belushi,” MacLachlan said. “Jim decided he was going to ad-lib a line in this heightened moment of euphoria, which he did. And we heard, ‘Cut!’ And David has this megaphone, and he said Mr. Belushi, ‘Do I have to report you to the principal's office?’ And Jim said, ‘No, sir. Got it.’ I hope that helps answer your question."
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>>85299665
Wow. This is honestly getting out of control. At this point I'd honestly believe he had Jack Nance killed.
>>85299665
I feel so bad for the people who have to work for him :/ they all seem to be abused and taken advantage of
>>85299886
It's because they are
>>85299886
>>85299918
it is called being a professional under command of a leader, not a snowflake
also getting paid good enough to listen to a couple of Lynch quips
>>85299696
makes lot of sense
>>85299985
Oh look here's the faggot who doesn't get the joke and has to come blustering in like a fat cow in a china shop. Subtlety is wasted on you i can see
>>85299120
the giant said: 2 rabbits 1 stone
he fucked Audrey and got Richard and Linda
Sky is random
>>85299696
Cute!
for me, it's jumping man
>>85300466
RIP Linkin Park guy :(
DOpegoi ewio watch Wild at Heart
>>85293145
I need a vid of this scene. It's so fucking funny
>>85294448
>>85294485
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PwdTL90m5o
>>85301285
Requesting comfy sheryl edit
Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. (Pic is evil Cooper)
Listen https://youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM
jude
where y'all gettin the info that Lucy dies? Someone spill the beans at Comic Con?
>>85301680
Friendly reminder that you should choke on my cock
His actor, Carlton Lee Russell, is to appear in the 2017 revival, though it is unknown if he will be reprising this role or playing a new one.
WHEN WILL WE SEE THIS >>>CUTE<<< and FRIENLY SPIRIT???
>>85292755
If only
>>85294043
HELLO FRENLO :^)
>>85298472
Looks more like David Lynch himself. The actor is Lynch relative.
>>85292923
annie is a CUTE
>>85302149
Based hello frenlo poster
laura fags are the literal worst
>>85302345
At least this one is actually true.
>>85302514
amen, she was too pure for this world
>>85301848
Its fake. The biggest thing revealed in the nest episode is that Amanda Seyfried is Bobbys daughter
>>85299120
I kinda want this to be true just to see the meltdown from all the autists who still deny Richard being Audrey's kid.
>>85302449
but Laura is the one
>>85302562
This was confirmed last episode, what are you talking about
>still no Desmond
What happened to him
>Chad beating Lucy to death
I sorta want this to happen, it'd probably make his character more serious and not pure edge (similar to the robbing scene last episode)
Sheryl Lee is wonderfully CUTE!!
>>85302796
SMUG!
GLAD HAND
>>85302637
no joke, I've still read posts from people who still want to believe Richard is either (somehow) Johnny or Donna's kid. Or even Ben's love child who they are raising as their grandkid bc reasons. even though none of it makes any sense.
>>85302717
Do you know which character is Chad?
>>85302908
Donna's kid would be cool but we know there's no actress for that character
>About James? "There's a largeness to my character not, not in size, but significance. It very cool."
>not in size
no wonder laura left him
So would Chad killing Lucy be the final nail in the "Lynch is a horrible misogynist" meme? Normies are already REEEEing at Lynch killing / harming literal who new characters, but Lucy is a beloved part of the old cast.
>>85302541
How's Annie?
>>85303151
It's not about the size, it's about the fury of the momentum
>>85303151
>He thinks James is a big guy
>>85303279
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>85303277
>he doesn't know
>>85303154
that and the best part of the episode when
[fuckspoilers] richard finds a black prostitute and beats her with his coat calling her a filthy nigger and than literally LYNCHS her might do the trick
wank
yes/no
>>85303585
yes
but only to best girl
what did you think mike whispered to bobby when he was telling him about Nadine having a mix of sexual maturity and superhuman strength?
>>85303742
Whoops, wrong image
>>85303767
standing spinning overhead rimjob
>inb4 Episode 11 is 30 minutes unedited footage of EvilCoop raping Audrey in the hospital bed.
It would be the kinoest episode ever.
>>85303802
Not for lewd, anon
>>85303802
Was Laura wearing underwear in the Black Lodge?
Spoilers when
>>85303859
>Lynch filmed that scene 25 years ago
>never told anyone what it was for
imagine the K I N Ó
>>85303917
SAM STANLEY
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>>85303802
I can't fap to this picture while that fucking midget is staring at me
>>85295528
L Y N C H E D
>>85303939
Will he get the glad hand?
>>85303869
>that cut on her finger
0/10 would not bang
>>85302645
desmonds character was invented as kyle did not want to do those bits as agent cooper.
he disappeared as the character was no longer needed.
would be nice if he got a mention tho
have any spoilers so far actually been legit?
>>85304466
The one where Janey-E fucks Dougie with a strap-on is pretty legit
>>85303802
NOT
FOR
SEXUAL
IS there anything worse than Audreyfags? I'm laughing my ass off reading plebbit theory threads and seeing how many people legitimately believe she is going to turn up and somehow be a major player in the remaining leg when we already know Sherilyn Fenn was complaining about not being on set that much.
>>85304466
sheriff truman eats some beans on the car ride out to jackrabbits palace and spends ten minutes shitting himself
its pure K I N O
>>85304537
She was complaining about not going to Cannes
>>85304537
audrey was goddess tier in the original run so i forgive audreyfags for their present state of anguish
is it true that the only reason that lynch made fwwm was to be able to finally show Laura's tits? it certainly would explain why that bar scene lasting a half hour.
>>85293492
>1003x1000
>>85304654
He saw those tits before he even knew her name
>>85293554
>disaster that is the Scooby-Doo movies
you wot, the first one was solid
>>85304537
Probably because she was advertised heavily in the promos, the announcement that she was coming back said she would have a "major role" in the revival which clearly isn't true
>>85304654
Probably, Sheryl is probably the only actress he hasn't gotten to fuck
>>85304795
>Sheryl is probably the only actress he hasn't gotten to fuck
you wot
>>85304795
>Probably, Sheryl is probably the only actress he hasn't gotten to fuck
oh, anon
>>85304795
Maybe WILLINGLY, but Lynch always gets his way anon
never really understood why Audrey fucked billy zane. she didn't wanna fuck bobby. she didn't wanna fuck at one eyed jacks. I guess she wanted to fuck coop. she hated everyone but falls in love with this guy after knowing him for like three days? suspect.
>>85304795
>>85304845
>>85304875
>>85304966
Reminder that Sheryl wasn't at Comic-Con because she's still trapped in David's dungeon
>>85304973
>expecting any quality writing in the second half of the second season
>>85304973
Because she was completely irrelevant in the second season and the writers had no idea what to do with her
>>85299120
we just saw his grandma last episode tho... is that audrey's mother?
>>85304973
she wanted to be a slut but felt like she was too good for all these hillbillies
>>85304973
Because he was a good person that cared about others, just like Coop
>>85305190
yeah, Sylvia's her mother. She only had brief scenes in the original show.
>>85305291
shit you're right!!! hence the phone call to ben
>>85305427
>>85305427
>>85305427
>>85305427
NEW THREAD
>>85305445
you could wait for the bump limit before making your autistic shit
>>85295768
Season 1 and best of 2 were great because of the mysteries, the threats posed by the Hornes, Renaults, the conspiracies, drugs and an unidentified killer. The comfy town was a contrast to that. Season 2 became shit when they replaced the dark side of TP with Bugs Bunny Earle. The quirky place needed the bad side to be interesting.
Season 3 is shit because it feeds off your nostalgia. Lynch knows you want Cooper back, so he is using a great character as bait to tell a non-story without direction.
Without Cooper/Dougie, I wouldn't give a fuck abou any of this. None of the characters are engaging or in any way interesting. Same goes for the story. What's at stake? It's so much wasted potential.
>>85300121
minor quibble, the giant said "two birds with one stone"
>>85304973
>implying you can fight Drake's charms
>>85295710
Watts is still pretty MILFy, she definitely looks her age though.
>>85295837
>Katheryn Winnick
Not that 39 is ancient, but it's unbelievable how she's managed to remain a young girl for so long. It's not just staying fit either, her skin is damn near flawless - If you told me she was 15 years younger than she is I'd believe it without a second though
>>85307172