Is there anything JJ Abrams didn't do wrong?

Driver is actually a decent actor though, why are there no articles about Ridley and Boyega's terrible acting attempts?

>>85289332
Nobody wants to be accused of being racist or sexist. Why do you think they were cast?

>>85289332
Because one is a black newcomer Hollywood is DESPERATE to make into a star, and the other is an androgynous female lead for Star Wars.

>>85289276
Except he was the only good part of that movie, anon

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>>85289276
Exactly that one.

>>85289332
It is literally racist if you hate black people bro.

>>85289332
I honestly don't know if he can act or not, I don't watch "girls". However, he doesn't look the part, you can be an excellent actor and still no meant to play certain roles. They took a weird looking non menacing pale nerd. He looks scared in every scene, is that why he wears a mask? A villain is supposed to be intimidating and challenging for the main lead. But here we got a Disney princess movie villain, only meant to be laughed at

>>85289526
it doesn't take rocket science to figure out that Kylo isn't going to be the villain in the long run

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>>85289526
>he looks scared in every scene, is that why he wears a mask?
Yes.

>>85289578
Darth Vader wasn't either, still the most charismatic villain ever designed. If Disney wanted to make Kylo Ren a wimp. Why do they market him so hard as a badass villain?

I'm pretty sure they went with Adam Driver because of his deep voice. It's very James Earl Jones-esque, making him a good successor to Vader.

>>85289756
I'm pretty sure they went with Adam Driver because he starred in "Girls" and will drive a bunch of curious cunts to the theater. Also they wanted a wimp because he must not threaten the stronk female lead.

>>85289791
I'm pretty sure they went with Adam Driver because fuck you for copying my post, write your own damn post you jackass.

>>85289276
I will never find it not funny that the biggest star to come out of Girls was the guy.

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It was mostly Kathleen Kennedy involved in casting of Adam Driver as Kylo

>>85290137
I absolutely hate that bitch Kathleen but casting Adam Driver was the best decision she made in this whole fuckin nustar wars mess.

>>85290137
>digitally added in Darth Vader and Leia along with a big space battle
>decided Han "I thought it Smelled bad... on the outside" Solo film shouldn't be a comedy

What's with his retarded accent? Learn american motherfucker.

>>85290315
What? There was no accent. He is an american you turboautist

>>85289276
He copied all of those iconic scenes from the OT really well.

>>85289717
So they can have their cake and eat it too.

>>85290390
These bastards want to sell toys to boys and still want to seduce the fem audience with a wimpy villain

>tfw everybody in the cinema laughed when he took off the mask
I did too. Goofy looking motherfucker.

>>85290869
If Kyle was real he would kill you

>>85290211
What was the digitally adding Vader part?

>>85289276
JJ Abrams did something wrong with TFA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7N0_GdI8TWE

>>85290975
Yeah, I'd die laughing

kylo ren is literally the best thing about nu star wars, a villain that's a bit more nuanced that tries to emulate vader but is ultimately just a torn kid

Except Kylo was well-case and a likable character?

>>85291590
Kylo Ren is the personification of Nu-Wars you pleb. He's weak, insecure, does despicable things and finally gets his ass kick in a duel with young petite girl who never trained a single day.

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>>85289276

these people do not look related. At all.

The character kylo is based on is supposed to look close to this

Compare the two.

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>>85291590

Kylo Ren was my favorite part of TFA, maybe even its saving grace. His deeply flawed villainy was very enticing for me, specially on the face of the sheer perfectness of Rey and her heroics.

>>85291729
this

>>85291671
>well case and a likeable character
Name ONE thing that made that fag likeable in that role. His character is a literal crybaby and one of his scenes shows him autisticlly destroy a wall with his lightsaber. He has no clear otive and his entire character revolves around an "edgy personality", no depth at all
inb4
>He's a deep character with a lot of personal problems
Fuck off you idiot

Casting the villain as an autistic pouting man-child was the perfect choice for the 2010s and it's predictable that autistic pouting man-children would be upset about it.

>>85292114

The worst part is these are same people that cried about anakin's portrayal but are defending a worst version by disney.

>>85292114
He's the only character in Nu-Wars with any actual conflict. None of the other new characters are interesting. Main character is flat as a board

>>85289717
Vader didn't take off his mask until the end of the OT. You didn't know what he looked like until it was over. We also never see Vader throw a temper tantrum because he doesn't get his way, he just kills people, which is a helluva lot more intimidating than acting like a whiny faggot.

>good guy is black
>bad guy is white
>has a sword that is literally a burning cross

>>85291255
Hot damn, RedditLetterMemedia BTFO

Good video my man

>>85292315
>help help I'm being oppressed

>>85289332
Boyega was terrible, or maybe his lines written for him were.

He was completely out of place black caricature of a man - was that the point of the first movie? To be a vehicle for jigaboo laughs?

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>>85292046
What? Kylo is Han Solo's and Leia's son.
Also here's how the real life Harrison Ford's son looks like.

>>85292348
you again with your pathetic ass embarassing samefagging and spamming up the board, you must be a literal turboautist

>>85289276
What shit rags do you guys read to come up with those screenshots all the time?

>>85290350
Fucking this. The guy is from fucking Indiana for christs sake.

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>>85292348

Don't encourage him, anon.

Idk. I like Adam Driver. I think he is a decent actor. And whether you like Kylo Ren as a character or not. You have to admit he portrayed the role well.

>>85289332
Honestly Boyega is shit. Not even race baiting here, why the fuck didn't they cast another black guy ? I mean, speaking of black guy in Star Wars, Forest Whitaker was a good choice but Boyega is just annoying.

Maybe his face is too recognizable but Michael B. Jordan would have made a much better Stormtrooper

>>85292046
natalie's evil brown eyes are tempting me again

>>85292448
>getting your own surname tattooed on your knuckles
Fucking kys sewer rat

Driver was literally the only good part of the new Star Wars though

>>85291255
1 hour review.
What a waste of an hour of your life.

>>85292476
>Implying I'm him

I just wanted to give my opinion on his stellar review

>>85293187
agreed. He's the only character with some credibility before he gets clowned by someone with 0 (zero) force training

>>85291255
oh, are you posting your own reviews here again?

>>85293394
We don't know how high her metachlorian count is though, maybe she has like a billion jillion of them

>inb4 Kylo takes a back seat in 8 and a new big bad takes over
>In Part 9 Kylo comes back and absolutely wrecks everyone's shit
>this starts off a new series of movies where the heroes have to stop Kylo

>>85293466

Bro shes got an entire pottery of force trees in her karmic circle. She's a fucking force forest.

>>85293466
that's bullshit and you know it !

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>>85293394
>He's the only character with some credibility

Eeh. I can buy into the failed stormtrooper: the one-in-a-million man whose indoctrination doesn't stick, he gets second thoughts about the whole thing and deserts.

>>85289526
anon, that's because it's 2017. "villains" can look like anyone. it's not always who you think. it could even be YOU!

>>85293669

of course it's him, he's a fucking white male.

>>85293608
>SW 8 starts where SW 7 left off on the island
>Luke whips out his Jedi tricorder
>Holy shit girl your metachlorian count is out of control dayum

>>85289276
*aborts your baby jedi*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjN9iImfw_w

>>85293712
seems a tad racist, but okay.

>>85293635
Yeah it was believable and I liked it at first but as soon as he escapes with Poe I started hating it because for someone who has been trained his entire life to obey orders and kill people he's too much of a goof and a cheerful character to be credible. His personnality sticks out too much imo. He's not a smuggler like Han, he doesn't have any life experience outside of his strict military life and yet, somehow, he's the comic relief.

>>85293827

You can't be racist to white people, anon.

>>85293909

He was meant to lack social skills sure, but that doesn't mean he should come in as "mechanical" just that he should try and wing some charisma and fumble his way through various situations. Hence the humor.

The only person he manages to fool is Rey and that has more to do with her own desire to believe the lie rather than his ability on selling it.

>>85294002
oh shoot, yeah good point.

>>85292448
You made me google him. It's unbelievable how shitty he looks

>>85289526
I think they were trying to take the concept for young Anakin and do it properly this time, and for the most part they succeeded
he's immature while still being intimidating, selfish and hot-headed while also being focused on big-picture goals

>>85293726
What a cunt.

>>85291729
>weak
didn't he stop a blaster bolt mid flight?

>>85289429
>>85289332
how is it not racist casting a jewish looking actor as a villain to lead a fictional nazi-allegory empire?

>>85292046

Holy shit, Hayden was handsome. What happened to him?

>>85295074
He's not a jewish, so it doesn't matter.

>>85292055
Pretty well put.

>>85292448
Holy shit. I wonder how fucking disappointed in him Harrison is.

>>85292236
>Main character is flat as a board
>breast size somehow determines whether a character is interesting

What the hell?

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>>85289526
>it is the point why they made the point?

>>85292046
The look in her eye, you just KNOW they banged

hayden christensen is known to be THE most hung guy in hollywood, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed portman's pussy.

they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with hayden barely able to force it past the knob, and portman moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on haydens throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria..

i bet she still masturbates to the memory of it

>>85290137
Why do I have a feeling the casting audition with Kennedy went something like this.

https://youtu.be/OQ8WKDrXTpM

I mean compared to Lena, KK seems easy.

>>85295392
>hayden is hung

Source?

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>>85295151

He put some kids in Rachel bilson, basically that's it. Did some indie movies after they stopped pushing him as a leading man.

He's actually making movies again since he showed up at 40th celebration. He's in 2 this year? one is with bruce willis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTqmkkw22vs

jump to 22:30

that's what hayden has been up to this year.

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>>85295392

Well they dated for a short bit but I do appreciate this meme synthesis copypasta.

>>85292046
Goddamn prime Hayden is God-tier

>>85295482

Shit, I'm glad to see his career isn't dead. I remember being 11, RotS had just come out, and being on English class with a friend who got pissed off when I said Hayden wasn't that handsome. We found out he was gay some years later. Now I'm the one saying Hayden is handsome...

>>85295392

That's pretty cool and all but do you know if she /ss/ Jake Lloyd in The Phantom Menace??

>>85295220
Talking to Kylo was probably too real for him so he anheroed on lightsaber

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>>85295811

this is who hayden had a kid with. He has a thing for petite jewish chicks. He dated natalie probably quite a few other hollywood starlets.

Star Wars has become such a colossal fuck-up

Feels bad man

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>>85296058

But anon you're getting ESB 2.0, I thought that's what you wanted?

>>85289332
Boyega is fine, Ridley was just, not memorable at all, like a plain jane.

>>85295821
>his name is Ben too

>>85289332
I'll give you Daisy, but Boyega? He's a decent actor. Good comedic timing and managed to be charming and work on a character that doesn't make much sense.

>>85289526
That's because he is supposed to be immature and unstable.

>>85292143
>implying you're not a millennial

>>85296058
>When they pull of the unthinkable in SW9 and reveal Darth Darth Binks is behind it all, controlling Snoke
>Darth Darth Binks= Darth Plagueis the Wise

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic, he could save others from death, but not himself....

>>85295151
>>85295392
>>85295777
>talking about the guy
>nobody noticing top qt hershlag

>>85297909

Hey, I asked if she /ss/ Jake Lloyd in APM and got NO answer!

>>85289276
That like one of the few things he did right.

>>85289332
Because vagina and black skin makes you uncriticizeable.

>>85296692
Yeah, what a shitty character in a laughable script. Who is this supposed to be appealing to? Feminists? And btw Adam Driver is a cunt, he's one of these retards who practise "method acting" to stay in character even when he's not on set. Mark Hamill reported he tried toi hang out with Adam but he refused... WHat kind of loser would turn down hanging out with MArk fucking Hamill???

Hey, i actually liked space reznor

>>85299076
A Sith lord
Grrrr, leave me alone

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>>85295392
>you just KNOW they banged

And these are their offspring

>>85295482
>crowd cheers hardest when Hayden comes on stage
what did they mean by this?