Why is no one talking about the television event of the decade?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_6J9BqgonU
I'll watch it if punished shane is in it.
>>85287117he is
sigourney weaver from Alien to this TV trash
>>85287209
The MCU is a highly prestigious sandbox for an actor to be playing in nowadays anon. I have it on good authority that Samuel L Jackson was in Agents of SHIELD.
>no luke and fist bonding
>Iron fist hits a black woman in the stomac
>that corridor fighting scene
>no diversity/cgi-man(after all, it's NY)
>People actually watch capeshit TV shows
>>85287460
>people
>not 15-21 year old kids
A semi-intelligent person couldn't stomach this shit.
>>85287460
but it's not TV, it's Netflix
>>85286691
>capeshit on Netflix
Im not 12 years old anymore
>we're not so different
>>85287209
How did she go from trash to trash? Really activates the almonds!
Aug 18 is just around the corner. Nice.
The best way to approach cape shit is to not give a fuck and forget it entirely exists that way it can't disappoint you and the reddit quips are extra cringe inducing.
>>85286691
Really not feeling the hype for this. I really liked Daredevil and Jessica Jones, and I'm looking forward for more of Based Frank. But Iron Fist and Luke Cage were fucking trash
>>85287567
Luke cage was aight until cottonmouth's death
>>85287460
What's wrong with it being a tv show? It looks better than the films.
>daredevil is a cool unique character with an interesting backstory and a useful set of special skills that he uses to fight crime
>the other three are just randos who punch people really hard and don't even bother to wear costumes
this is gonna be shit
>>85287710
It's severely stupid that they don't give Iron Fist a mask so that a real martial artist can do the fight scenes
>>85287483
Woah anon that must mean you're all intelligent and stuff and this is below you.ha ha faggot
>>85287590
>aight
Found the Negroid.
>>85286691
Because they fucking nailed the source material.
>>85287888
They almost certainly will in season two.
>>85286691
But a lot of people are talking about Twin Peaks: The Return anon
>The Defenders
>Not The Punisher
The clip, which is not being released, is perhaps the most graphic of Marvel's Netflix shows to date.
The teaser starts with a flashback to Frank Castle (Bernthal) and his daughter playing guitar before shifting into new footage of the character in his Punisher persona. First, Frank chases two baddies before gunning them down andr unning them over with his van in rural Alabama. Next, the scene shifts to Juarez, Mexico, where a cartel member is getting intimate with a woman when Punisher snipes him from across the border in El Paso, Texas. It's this shot that's rather graphic, as viewers see the man get shot in the head with blood splattering all over the wall behind him. Finally, the scene shifts to Chicago, where Frank kicks in an airport bathroom stall, choking the man inside. Begging for his life, the man tells him it won't bring his family back, bringing the clip to its end.
>>85288541
>He's not hip to modern slang
Found the loser
>>85289101
I can't wait
>>85289215
>He's not hip to modern slang
I can tell you have your finger on the pulse of modernity anon. How humiliating for you.
>>85288502
Enjoy your soap opera tier teen drama superhero series just don't think you actually have taste when it comes to video media you cocksuckig jew.
>>85289925
>cocksuckig
>>85287590
Was this symbolism?
>>85289101
ONE BATCH
wait wtf didn't stick die in DD?
marvel ruined it again. they turned a semi-decent bunch of tv series into a marvel quip-fest. what is wrong with them. fuck you marvelfags for encouraging this behavior.
>>85287710
>ironically, the martial artist has jobbed the most fights and is the LEAST effective in melee combat
>cage has str on par with JJ but also cannot be harmed
>>85290294
lol i dont know what the hell you were expecting, but this is exactly what i was expecting. these characters are shit
What's the release date?
NO PUNISHER FOOTAGE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>85290384
august 18th. Earlier than I thought honestly.
>>85290475
>implying punisher would work with those cucks
>>85289925
>soap opera tier teen drama
Anon, you know not of what you speak.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWh6A6ZIpfo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zsVn_vZ9zE
>>85290602
jon bernthal is a terrible actor that is just playing shane again
>>85290628
Not him but you obviously haven't seen it, fag. Go back to watching the failing walking dead.
>>85290693
nice try shane
One batch
two batch
*scratches head*
m'ask you somethin' Red
>>85290781
Do you think those scenes are teen drama tier anon?
>>85291143
teen drama? no. manchild drama? yes
>We're not so different
>>85290231
I can't remember. Everything around Stick and the ninjas is completely forgettable. I wish I was kidding. I sincerely can not remember jack shit about Season 2 besides a few Punisher scenes.
>>85291314
from what i remember he gets kidnapped by the stupid ninjas and tie him to a chair then he dies
>DD only one in costume
>tired dialogue that doesn't mean anything
>trying to show us the stakes that New York is doomed in a universe where the Avengers exists
Yep they're mistake is not keeping it street level. You don't even have a good villain to look forward to.
>>85291389
Dr Strange lives literally a few blocks away
Any tension in this is nonsense
>>85291356
Nope, they torture him and Daredevil saves him. Stick is there at Elektras funeral
>>85287567
Iron Fist was trash but Luke Cage was really good.
>>85291389
>You don't even have a good villain to look forward to.
Sigourney Weaver, not good. Anon that sentence makes zero sense.
Since it's only 8 episodes long, I'll probably watch it.
>>85291212
Glad we can agree that you are well and truly BTFO.
>>85291415
What does Doctor Strange have to do with anything? The sorcerers didn't give a shit about aliens invading, you think they're going to intervene to stop some Earthquakes levelling a city?
>>85291948
The rest didn't because Ancient One was a cunt
Strange will intervene
>>85291948
>what does a canon member of The Defenders have to do with The Defenders?
oh shit she's drinking a fucking BEER
LMAO
>>85289101
i want to have faith in this show but considering Netflix has a ''no potty mouth'' rule we wont see this glorious bastard
>>85291415
Fucking Spider-man is swinging around New York around this point, fighting street crime
i really look forward to what bullshit excuse they are gonna use to exclude him
>>85286691
Because it looks like shit.
>>85292058
Bruh she is very edgy alcoholic detective she drink whiskey so edgy
>>85292135
Who could even actually play Barracuda? The size of the man, the charisma and the wit. That's a tall order.
>>85291962
No, he will sit and watch with a neverending beer.
>>85292183
>Fucking Spider-man is swinging around New York It's pretty simple. How would he know what was going on or why?
>>85292183
>Fucking Spider-man is swinging around New York
It's pretty simple. How would he know what was going on or why?
>So we're some sought of.... Marvel's The Defenders â„¢
>>85291389
I'd be surprised if the actual stakes were the continued existence of the city. I'm thinking more of an underworld control of the city à la Wilson Fisk.
>>85293151
No, the City is going to crumble if they lose.
>more capeshit crossover teamwork stuff
>>85293286
MTVU motherfucka
>>85286691
>Iron fist punches middle-aged black business woman in the stomach
Truly kino
>>85289101
HYPE
>>85293402
Seems a bit over kill for a rando henchman
>>85293551
kek i saw that and had to rewind it to make sure I saw what I saw.
>>85293641
It's an LMD. He could probably pull your arms and legs off.
>>85292135
are you fucking kidding me? Why do I even bother
>>85292135
>but considering Netflix has a ''no potty mouth'' rule
No it doesn't.
>>85294506
This
The Crown had people calling each other cunts
>>85286691
Because the 'television event of the decade' is already happening.
>>85295949
S C H L O C K E D
>>85286691
>Sigourney Weaver
What is her role?
this looks as bad as the cw shows who the fuck watches this
>>85286691
>One girl with super strength
>One dude with super strength and is almost completely invincible
>A dude who can holes through people if he wanted
>And a blind guy who's good at fighting
Is DD gonna job hard?
>>85286691
what are you talking about? something like this comes out once a month these days
>>85292519
Terry Crews obviously
If you're over the age of 18 and watch manchild superhero shit, consider suicide.
>>85296505
Considered it, decided to stay alive just to trigger autists like you
>>85290197
TWO BATCH
>main heroine is a coalburner
BRAVO
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>>85290231
Nope he cuts the head of Nobu at the end of the big fight scene on the rooftop
>>85291212
pretentious faggot. what do u all day watch twin peaks and the young pope and smoke cock?
>>85296961
His fav band is The Cocksmoking Popes
>>85296505
>unironically saying this on an image board created by a 15 year old in love with anime
Maybe Reddit is more your mature taste, anon
>>85286691
>we're not so different, you and I
>Cage and Danny still with no costume
>Cage doesn't even get a fucking yellow shirt
>A FUCKING YELLOW SHIRT
>Jessica just being a cunt as usual
>BOARD ROOMS
Maybe I'm not that hype because my excitement for this project died more with each new show, but oh well.
It'll prolly be thight and fun, because this is just 8 episodes so there's no room for filler.
>>85296360
Luke Cage can fucking solo everything.
The only place where DD has an edge over the others is in a courtroom.
>>85297726
Nah, if the baddies go invisible, DD can click his tongue and find them with his sonar and then JJ can drink whisky at them until they get scared away
Why are there so many new capeshit shows coming out in the next few months? This, Inhumans, The Gifted, in addition to all the capeshit shows currently on tv right now, of which theres a fuckton. Dont they realize theyre oversaturating the market? When will it end?
>>85296360
DD is the only non-brain dead in the whole bunch. The only one with an education.
>>85298483
>implying education can only come from a college
>>85298483
jessica jones is a private detective and luke cage calls out niggers for their trifling nigger bullshit, they're fine.
iron fist is actually rearded though, I guess being abused by monks half your life then trying to function in a world you don't understand anymore will do that to you.
>>85290185
I believe the show is trying to say, with symbolism, that "We were kings and stuff"