PAN NICE AND HOT

A TOUCH OF OLIVE OIL

GIVE IT A GOOD OL' RUB

oh wait, wrong maymay

beef

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'GER

NICE AND THICK

PAAN?

>>85283252
it's not necessarily a terrible burger if the meat is actually fresh and well cooked

though obviously if it was, it wouldn't be there

MEME NICE AND DEAD

>>85283252
Is this the episode where the owner tried making gordan a burger and insisted it was good because it was wygu?!

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>>85283374
Yes

Kitchen Nightmares: The Burger Kitchen is the absolute epitome of Gordoncore

>two part feature length absolute Gordon kino
>scumbag father who scammed his son for quarter a million to open a restaurant even though he can't cook for shit
>double digit iq wife with alergy to any sort of spices
>12 different chefs and 12 different menus in a year
>father thinks yelp is conspiring against him
>billion items on the menu
>awful, bland, tasteless food
>head chef gets fired midway through dinner service

Mental breakdowns, near-fistfights, delusional owners, shit food - this episode has everything.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXDQxham5cU

>So you're telling me you serve your customers FROZEN ice cream?
>Yes Gordon
>Fuck me

I AINT NO BITCH CHEF

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>and this dry-aged beef...is it fresh?
>well, che-
>fucking hell

I dont get this meme, i watched the video and he doesnt say that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0Z7EPh8oLU

what did Chef mean by this?

>>85283535
hahaha this is gold

>>85283447
good joke

>>85283535
>plonker

UK version of KN > US version

REMOVE LEAVES

LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN

>Is the fish Fresh?
>Yeah it says so right on the can.
>Fuckin 'ell

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>>85283535

>>85283204
A SPRINKLE... OF SALT

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http://www.strawpoll.me/10744632/r

>>85283535
>EUUUGHH
>finish it den

What did he mean by this?

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>>85283535
>NYUUUUUUUUH
always gets me

>>85283535
top bantz

>>85284026
This convinces me that brits do not eat pizza. "Oh the hot fresh pizza's cheese melting off the piece that I'm dangling" Also it's a pizza most people don't eat a whole one themselves why would he act like it's to much food?

>>85283535
The english version is so superior without all the retarded cuts and dramatic music from the US version.

OI
C'MERE YOU

>>85284176
Wrong. It just shows that Burgers Amerilards believe when food is full of grease and big it means its good.

>this egg, did you personally lay it?
>n-no chef
>*violin screeching*

>>85284176
his complaints are valid, being
>Too much oil and grease
>Raw pastry

>Did you made this water?
>n-no chef
>How imbecile are you? 2 hydrogen and 1 oxygen, now go get me some fresh water

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>>85284370
i know, right? now this is what a tasty 'pean 'za looks like

I am literally attracted to this man and idolize him in a totally not gay way. I sometimes wish I have what he has and experience what he considers routine. Have you seen that series where the man went to asia and hung out with all kinds of people? Fucking sick. Have you seen how he talks down to women until they cry? I bet he fucks them in the throat afterwards!

I wish he was my dad

I love how Gordon makes it out to every single UFC event

>>85284026
its really not even that big, it's all camera angles

>>85284464
if you know what you're talking about and are secure enough in your person to not care if you offend someone who's wrong and are clever enough to see through their transparent manipulation techniques, you can humiliate idiots of all genders and look extremely sexually attractive doing so just like gordon does

>>85284438
that'll be $900 plus tip

>>85284262
This, plus the honest attempts to help restaurants who deserve it. In the UK version he visited each restaurant for a week then returned months later, in the US version he's only at each restaurant for a couple of days.

Have some Momma Cherri:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsK3te3I2e4

>>85284613

US has higher turnaround for restaurants with real estate being at a premium. It's why he goes to so many different shit places that are obviously going to go under.

Is plonker a derogatory term for someone that plays Plinko?

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>>85283535
>tfw someone is pulling my plonker

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>>85283426
>2 (two) parts
Does that mean I can skip the second episode where they actually help the restaurant improve? I only want to see prime Gordon bantz

>>85283760
>>85284262
They're both good for different reasons.

>>85284438
this pizza was made for bugs

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>>85284438
>Did you aerate the greens before plating?
>Absolutely stunning. You've nailed it my friend.

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DOG

NICE AND TENDER

>>85282861
I want to learn cooking. Is his show home cook good for it?

>>85284026
poor cutie waitress

>>85285801
He taught me how to make the best scrambled eggs, so probably.

>>85286008
Check out roux brothers. Old series

>>85285591
why is this hilarious to me..

>>85283535

So why's he having a go he hasn't cooked a mussel before?

Not seen the episode but Gordon just comes across as a dick there, also

>NYYYUUHHHH

>>85285591
what the fuck is this

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>>85284026
>I solve my problems and I see the light
>We got a lovin' thing, we gotta feed it right
>There ain't no danger we can go too far
>We start believing now that we can be what we are
>Grease is the word

Too oily, even for a wop. More grease than the combined hairdos of a team full of spanish footballers.

>>85285591
classic "I'm gonna shit in your bowl" stance

>>85284438
>Confusing pizza with focaccia

>>85284176
what the fuck are you on about? the dough was literally raw

>>85286075
It's a seafood restaurant next to the beach

>>85284176
It's supposed to be thin crust. That's not thin crust, and it's raw at that.

>>85285591
https://youtu.be/9ihXq_WwiWM?t=72

who was in the wrong here?

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>>85287371
Make a thread, don't derail this one.

>>85283426
>im from poland mushrooms are important to me
topkek

>>85285537
bunny?

>This, dining table?
>Yes chef?
>Exquisite. Simple, rustic, beautiful.
>Thank you, chef.
>How has the metal frame been treated?
>Excuse me, chef?
>This iron frame, how has the metal been treated?
>I...I..don't think it has, chef.
>You're kidding me?!
>No, chef.
>So what you're telling me, is this table....is FUCKING WROUGHT!!?!?

>It's a Gordon tells the manager how to save his business and the manager rejects his critiques outright episode
The people that go on Hells Kitchen are either reading from a script or Jeremy Kyle audience levels of stupid.

>Person claims he has never tried his own food or gotten his friends to critique it
>"GORDON WILL LOVE THIS AND I WILL BE FAMOUS, MICHELIN MAN STAR HERE I COME"
>Gordon puts food in his mouth
>"This is fucking disgusting"
>YOU'RE WRONG

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>>85283252
'GER

NICE AND RAW

>>85282861
What if the pan is crusty with fried egg debris full of fat and cold. Not everyone can get a 10/10 nice and hot pan!

>>85287866
clean your fucking shit, dumb cunt

>>85287467
can confirm, we eat shrooms like candy

>>85287919
>>85287467
I'm English and I do too.

Raw shrooms are the best, especially baby chestnut shrooms. Anybody who disagrees is a philistine.

>>85283252
Holy shit

At that point just eat a fucking steak, you tit

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POST FOODKINO

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>>85288134
K I N O

>>85287371
Cesar knows what he's doing
I wish more people watched this show so they'd know not to treat dogs like people

>>85288134
Foodkino, you say?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKxhI4I5kq8

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>>85288134
Marco's Crackling is food kino at it's purest form
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psNGoGb8ykw&t=8s

>>85288189
that's bretty interesting

>>85288189
probably tastes like ass

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>>85288134
>FOODKINO
ok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-iu8o5EObg

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mmmm

>>85288318
what the fuck are they doing?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUMiZKyM6AA

>>85284026
just needs the old ulilillia paper towel trick and it'll be a fine 'za

>>85288359
She cooks the way most women give handjobs

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WHEN THE FUCK IS HE DOING HIS COOKING BATTLE WITH BOBBY FLAY THEY'VE BEEN FUCKING TEASING IT FOR YEARS HURRY THE FUCK UP

WHERE'S THE SAUCE

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BLOWTORCH

ON

>>85288444
>CHECKED

but seriously what the fuck

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>>85287467
kek, i still remember that line

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>>85283535
might be because I'm british but I just don't understand how this is funny.

>>85288546
don't be talking shit about my waifu

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>>85284438
>pizza
>has leaves all over it

>>85288773

Prosciutto and rocket pizza is amazing, that's too much rocket though

>>85283426
>walks in
>BLEEEP
what did he mean by this?

>>85287371
Dogs should see their owners are the leaders of the pack, and the leader always eats first.
So, if the owner wants to interrupt the dogs eating, then he should have the ability to do so.

>>85288359
>>85288546
>look up video
>it's eight minutes long
Why would you make a webm instead of linking the full video?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwIwTdBOJvk

I LOVE BAKE'S
I LOVE PAPRY BAKE'S

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>>85289266

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>>85282861
I'm you but spicier

H O T A N D r S P I C Y M E A T

>>85288359
Man, what a shame. This was really a bad joke from nature. Give her a hot body made for making men happy, but make her a retard. Damn, such a shame.

>>85289519
The real joke is that she get's more attraction from the opposite sex than the majority of men on this board.
I'm a fucking lonely faggot and this handicapped girl has a better luck in the dating game than I do.

>>85289519
Cerebral palsy doesn't necessarily make you retarded. In some cases it just makes it hard for you to talk and move properly. I don't get the impression from her videos that she is mentally impaired.

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>"Did you activate these almonds?"
>Che-
>"Fucking L"

So, who would win in a cook-off, Ja/ck/ or Ramsey?
The rules are simple. They have to prepare a 3 course meal and have a time limit of 1 hour. Ja/ck/ starts while Ramsay has to watch behind bulletproof glass. If any contestant dies of a rage induced aneurysm, he loses.

>>85288189
>American cheese
What the fuck is that

>>85289873
I dont know but somehow i think it comes in a can

>>85284438

All the bug-eaten leaves are pretty disgusting senpai.

>>85289674
Oh no, certainly not. Retard is just a general word i use for "different" people.

>>85288189
I'm genuinely angered

>>85282861
>>85290273

>>85282861
AND THERE YOU HAVE IT.....A SUCCULENT FILET O FISH

>>85283426
20 minutes in youre right pure kino for sure

>>85285591
Anyone remember this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9fIjYnPazc

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>>85283426
>the redemption burger

>>85285591
Molly is /ourgirl/

>>85283426
>28:06
editing genius

>>85288728
they are both British and u don't understand? Its cause ur a degenerate anime poster that you dont understand

>>85285591
I still don't understand what the owner did to get a lab to behave like this.

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>>85288134

>>85287627
Underrated

>>85287749
Ok explain this meme to me. Is he like the DSP of /ck/? Or do they actually think this fucker can cook?

>>85291866
You're probably horrified by what he's putting in the pan, but the thing to notice is that WAS once a non-stick pan that he's scrubbed clean of its coating.

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>>85284438
Posting one extreme to contrast another is a fallacy. It's like saying the only alternative to fascism is communism (which is what most political conversation on this site end up being)

>>85291866
americans

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>>85292136
>tomato sauce
>AND whole tomatoes

>>85292167
they compliment each other, one is fresh and moist and the other very deep and full

>>85287919
>>85287974
It's weird how people write off mushrooms as gross when there are so many awesome kinds. I think many people just have bad experiences with shitty dry ones that they think they're all like that. It's like eating canned tomatoes and saying tomatoes are gross.

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>>85282861
Here's the 'za you ordered, Chef.

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>>85289339
>>85289266
Jack is the only true foodkino

>>85284266
FUCK OFF

>>85292042
hes a disgusting retard who makes disgusting shit that people like to post and react to with "wow such disgusting such retard."

>>85288728
its because you're an autistic anime faggot

>>85291838
looks like the perfect drunk meal

>>85292311
this can't be real.
it's a joke.
it has to be.

>>85292187
almost started screaming

>>85292311
looked fine before it started pouring over

>>85292290
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

>>85283535
hahaha this is amazing
without the juvenile sound effects and music it feels so much more real. that seemed genuine as well and not staged

>>85292391
B L A C K E D

>>85292427
It's Mexican street food. It's real, there's more webms which I assume will be along.
>>85292434
I couldn't keep the video open. I had to shut it off out of visceral reaction.

>>85288860
is rocket arugula?

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>>85292434
>>85292488

>>85292511
Nupe!

From all these Ramsay episodes I still don't understand one thing. How can people that have such a dysfunctional relationship run a business together? How is it even staying afloat with all the incessant complaining and backstabbing. I don't even understand how most of these people tolerate staying in the same room together. How does the situation escalate to something so bad?

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>>85292472
Why do you think he wears hats all the time?

>>85292391
What's going on here? Genuinely curious

>>85292676
Same question. If I had to guess it's an attempt at poached eggs and a little vinegar in the water is causing the cast iron pan to really dump a bunch of its black into the water as a result?

>>85292391
I love watching Joe Rogan's cooking vines too!

>>85285591
what the fuck was his problem?

>>85292488
>mexican street food
Mac and cheese and bacon isn't often used in mexi street food. This is American nonsense.

>>85283535
>posted this before
>don't even get a (you)

Why does this upset me so much?

>>85283426
>tries an australian meat pie
>Disects the pie
>says "one word for this : MEOW,its cat food.disgusting"

why is he so witty?

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>>85282861
>finally buy a netflix account
>theres no Gordon kino on there at all
>membership cancelled

>>85293216
You shouldn't worry. It's completely random. I've made the same post on separate occasions and sometimes I get responses and sometimes I don't.

>>85283426
>>85285232
>>85287467
>>85289004
>>85283426
>>85290830
>>85291401
>>85291577
>>85293257
You gotta read the underlying conspiracy and further background checks on the family

https://themillieblog.wordpress.com/2011/11/06/burger-kitchen-on-kitchen-nightmares-exposed/

>>85293374
do i read this after i finish the episode or before
fuckkkkkkkk

>>85284262
The anon who said they're both good is right. Let's stop this stupid argument. American has variety and the most memes. Also, the best characters. The UK version has some parts that are quite boring as they just started the show and were trying to get it to be the best.

>inb4 'boring' means no explosions

>>85293445
I'm kinda late for the party but yeah, the rabbit hole goes further deep. I watched the parts 1&2 before anyway.

>>85293445
Watch it first, then read it and rewatch the essential parts.

>>85292511
Luckily that knife is so dull that he can't hurt himself

>>85292311
>mexican cuisine

>>85285591
did he just punch the dog in the throat then wonder why its pissed off?

>>85288318
>boiling mince

what in the ever loving fuck?

>>85284176
umm no sweaty we prefer thin crust and universally consider genuine Italian pizza the greatest on the planet, which it is

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>plate arrives
Right, thank you darling
>starts prodding at food with knife and fork
Christ.
>messily cuts up meal
Look at that.
>waterphone screech, starts dissecting food like a science project
Dear oh dear.
>brings camera in for a close up
Unbelievable.
>squishes food into plate with the side of a fork
They've lost the plot.
>plants camera lens inside the meat
It looks like mother's bloody used tampon
>picks pieces off the food and starts flinging them haphazardly around
This is no way to run a business
>spills his drink on the plate
Awful soupy texture.
>presses food down with palm and smears it around
Bland, soupy, pretentious. I mean just look at THAT, it looks like it’s been fuckin’ stepped on!
>chucks plate into the bin
Right, what we need is to simplify the menu. Keep it rustic with fresh local ingredients.

>>85294076
I got angry.

>>85292290
No way that's real. If that's his real head I hate this disgusting faggot even more and I thought I had plateaued with the hatred.

>>85285591
STOP, INVINCIBLE DOG

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>>85283535
>YUH
>plonker
>twat

absolute gordonkino

recommend me more gordon kino episode i just finished the burger one

>>85295028
Amy's Baking Company is obviously most famous.

>>85295028
The one in the UK version that is at a british owned restaurant in a spanish beach town, it's absolutely hilarious because of some of the ridiculous dishes the joint is serving.

>>85288318
British genocide when??????

>>85292311
ITS NOT EVEN MEXICAN
ITS CHICANO AS FUCK
REEEEEEE

>t. Mexican

>>85295126
watched this already
>>85295363
ill try and find this episode thank you

>>85283535
Who was in the wrong here?

>>85289873

Its not cheese.

>>85295418
>He says in a Gordon Ramsay thread
If you hate our food so much why do you want to blow our chefs?

>>85295515
Gordon Ramsay learned to cook in France

>>85295621
So? French cooking techniques aren't exclusively used or taught in France.

>>85288215
This. Don't abuse your dogs but establish dominance. Dogs have a pack mentality.

>>85285990
he was treating her fine though. gordon was insulting the cook not her

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Gordon is hands out the best celebrity chef

>>85283252
what the fuck
the father took the son's money from his trust fund and used on a shitty burger place

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>>85296141

>>85293267
That's some bullshit. When I discovered Gordon, Netflix had both versions of KN as well as Boiling Point and his travelogue to India. Now they're all gone.

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>>85282861

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>>85283535
>YOU
>NYOUH
>NYEEAGH
Every time

>>85282861
I SAID NICE AND HOT, NOT NICE AND HEATED YOU FUCKING DONKEY

>>85283252
THICC

>>85288728
>>85292333
this senpai. i know so many people who post random anime pics to their posts and they all have aspergers

>>85287627
Deserves more (you)s tbqh

>>85291731
Did you miss the part where Juan punches it in the throat

>>85288359
so cute

>>85292311
Build the fucking wall

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Does Gordon support the food enhancement regime?

>>85292187
>cutting towards his hands

fuckin hell

>>85292511
What the fuck?

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OIL

NICE AND COLD

>>85297097
This would be kino if it weren't for those two almonds that got stuck at the bottom

>>85283426
>literally wearing a fedora

>>85283426
Alan saffron is the son of a jewish australian smut peddler and all round piece of shit. This is fucking hilarious

>>85297219
yee, they ruined muh immershun

>>85297206
is this jack?

>>85292136
margherita pizza is the best

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top kek

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>>85297311
maybe

>>85297206
cold

fucking

oil

>>85283535
>insult someone
>get upset when they retaliate

What did Gordon mean by this?

>>85297364
why

>>85284613

Thanks for showing this interview. Absolutely fucking hilarious and a good inside view on what happens after the show.

>>85292311
what's the white powder? parmesan? coconut?

>>85297731
onion

>>85284438
That's arugula w/ prosciutto and goat cheese- weird looking crust tho...

>>85292618
It's a fucking TV show, retard

>>85295363
Is that the one where the kebab comes out on a hanger? lmao

>>85287371
>>85285591

He bought her from the owners and became best friends

>>85297925
It's bullshit. Like when they give you 1/2 of a lettuce head with some dressing on it. Just a plate of "fuck you I don't care".

>>85292676
>>85292731
Poaching be damned. He thinks he's frying them. In a pan that was last cleaned back when Lincoln ordered his own assassination rather than eat something similar.

>>85284026
>PIZZA WITH FORK AND KNIFE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kT5llaBYrQA
welcome to hell
nuke us now, I'm willing to give up the country so that the world can be rid of kay
try and let her maj know beforehand so she can fuck off to the cayman or somewhere before the bombs drop though

>>85292676
fell for the you can't clean cast iron meme

>>85297364
Makes me scream internally as hard as the knife-cutting-towards-hands clips posted earlier in the thread.

Chef Jacque is the master of cringe videos.

>>85283426
Gordon's reaction to how absurd everything is is fucking hilarious. Pure kino.

>>85295454
Fuck that. I'm Chicano and that's fucking chunte ass wetback food if I ever saw it.

>>85283426
there goes the next hour

>>85283374

It's pronounced WAY-GOO

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>>85292187
triggered

>>85292511
cut my finger into pieces

>that time a woman tricked ramsey into eating food made out of her own breast milk

>>85284176
it FUCKING RAW

>>85282861
LET THE KNIFE DO THE WORK

>>85283426
Fedora's gf is too cute for him

>>85298121
yup that's the one
also with the shrimp with fucking chocolate sauce

>>85300595
fedora is too good for his parents

>>85289873
EVRYTHING BUT CHEESE BASICALLY

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>>85292127

>>85300721
they aren't allowed to call it cheese

>>85300807
they're allowed to call it cheese as long as it tastes like cheese

>>85284438
>europeans

>>85283252
Is this the only one he liked?

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COMMIE

NICE AND SHOT

>>85283426
good rec, I'm giggling to myself like a little bitch

>>85300892
he couldn't fit it in his mouth without cutting it and when he did he saw that it was raw throughout

>>85300845
>Kraft singles do not qualify for the US FDA Pasteurized Processed Cheese[3] labeling. For this reason Kraft labels them Pasteurized Prepared Cheese Product to avoid FDA sanctions.

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>>85283426
>David Blaine
>the magician?

>>85294259
Underrated

>>85297438
>hey, guy who works in a seafood restaurant, you ever cook a mussel before?
>no
>you're shittin me, right?
>FUCK YOU
who was in the wrong here?

>>85285591
>hits your dog in the throat

kek

>>85283995
BUT CHEF THE RECIPE CALLS FOR A DASH OF SALT NOT A SPRINKLE

>>85297278
yeah like the other anon said you can find lots of interesting side stories about these people online

at one point alan was responding personally to the yelp reviews kek

JUSTED son ended up in rehab

Is there a playlist of the uk version episodes?

>>85300999
musselsoup is one of the easiest seafood dishes to prepare

>>85283426
>FOR THE RECORD I AM NOT ON PROZAC!
>FOR THE RECORD YOU SHOULD BE!

>>85300999
i must complement you on your get

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>ten menus
>ten chefs
>twenty servers
>what's going on

"the yelpers killed us"

pic related

>>85300979
poor guy probably heard that shit every other day

>when the wife tries his godly burger and she starts fake coughing

>>85301230
the cheese is too pungent for her kek

>>85283426
everything about that family screams Jewish to me

>open a hamburger restaurant
>only want to use wagyu beef

might be the dumbest thing about that episode,

>>85283426
>hates his father for trying to control his life
>can't understand why his own son hates him after he stole all his money

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favorite ramsey roast?

>my son has a great deal of resentment towards me

>and I don't now why

Couldn't have anything to do with you stealing a quarter of a million dollars from him?

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>>85301443

>>85291731
Labs are fucking dicks if you don't train them.

Too many idiots gets labs because the think it's going to be so easy, so they don't even try. Idiots should not be allowed to own dogs.

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>>85293863
I just don't understand

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>>85292127
Oh god the horror

>>85301668
FU all, teflon is all protein. It's protein I tells ya!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgAWlmi0IG8

>>85301443
>what you've done, and the ambitions
>you do seriously surprise me

"thank you chef. i was hoping you'd see that. ill give you all i got. 110"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kYo3EcBobY#t=5m45s

>>85284438
IT'S FUCKIN RAW!

the chef seems capable and can cook a good burger but he sucks at pressure

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Post helpful cooking tips below, I'll start with essential 'za ingredients:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfxpwbWBNuU

>>85283426
>CLOSED

WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE

the general seems capable and can give a good order but he sucks at pressure

>>85292391
Are they making those 100 year old Chinese eggs?

>>85301086
What happened to the gf?
She was a qt.

>>85301868
getting a bit more advanced here, you might need a couple of tires (if you even have the proper equipment):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMHXAVelq7A

>>85283474
>this wine, how old is it
>well, it's 50 years chef
>unbelievable

>>85288318
geez

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>>85302009
>>85301868

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>>85283426
Do they add sound effects when he squishes the burgers?

>>85289266
seriously how do people watch this shit without feeling sick?

>>85283535
>be aggressive to every single chef
>insult and berate them
>act bemused as to why they are angry

>>85301086
Wait what, the son got into rehab? So they were methheads? Can you gimme a source or an article, this shit sounds hilarious

>>85302399
The chef that gets fired calls him a crackhead at one point.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUZJqNwG74k

Guy gets Ramsayed.

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>>85302763

>Louis @ :27

His fucking face is priceless

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what did he mean by this

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there's also this one
is this redditors or is /tv/ really that powerful?

>>85303062
WHO PAID YOU TO UNDERCOOK THE WELLINGTON?

Redpill me on jack. Is he an actual retard?

>>85283535
Honestly thought Gordon was beaten here

tfw no Ramsay x Fieri x Reviewbrah show

>>85301137
Yeah those fucking Australian Jews

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>>85284438
>>85285537
>>85287603

>>85296303
a modern day classic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhoqiNXdFNs&t

>>85303129
Perhaps he's wondering why someone would order food before throwing it into the trash?

>>85302763
You could tell Gordon wasn't actually pissed about that because he knows he's a meme, but he knew he had to address the situation

>>85303295
*Australian organized crime exiles
ftfy

>>85302763
>the way the black guy was cooking that chicken

kek why

>i
>aint
>no
>bitch
>chef

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAV3X5bqcAs

Can Ramsey actually do anything other than be an angry cunt?

>>85304251
Cook

>>85304251
watch the uk series

>>85303366
easy on those carrots bugs

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>>85304304
LOL

how do you like your micro carrots /tv/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUC5c8ItLKg#t=3m36s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=so5eX9q3k9A

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>>85303840
>Watch the step

>>85293267
It's all on Hulu and youtube

>>85304370
>niggers running a restaurant
>don't even cook the food

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aThnCnz_V7M

>>85304370
>i smokes the meat

>you keep it frozen
>fresh frozen
>it stays more fresh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BfVn-dgu5M