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Disney's live action Aladdin

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Let's face it, there's only one guy who can do justice to the role of Aladdin, and that guy is Jon "JonTron" Jafari.

>sings
>dances
>does comedy
>has proven screen presence and charisma
>is Iranian so checks off diversity quota
>has already worked with Disney before
>is immensely popular with kids
>works with animals

It would be a stunt crazy enough that would probably work.
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>>85279352
>Is racist
I'm sorry that's a major deal breaker
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Disney would never cast a racist
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>>85279376
>>85279411
Just means Disney can get him at slave labor prices. Sort of like when they snagged Tim Allen.
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>>85279352
>Jon Jafari
>not playing Jafar
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>>85279352
Ironically Aladdin was originally a Chinaman.
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>>85279376
>>85279411
Johnny Depp says stupid offensive shit all the time but he still works with Disney.

Also Mel Gibson.
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>>85279352
>Jon "JonTron" Jafari.
I thought it was Jon "GenePool" Jafari.
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>>85279352
Too fat and racist. Maybe they could cast him in a movie about /pol/.
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>>85279465
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>>85279352
His turban should be made in the shape of a fedora.
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>>85279471
Mel Gibson only insulted the jews. Disney's ghost personally gave him a high five for that.
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>>85279489
He lost weight. They'd probably have him on a physical training and nutritional regiment before filming, too.
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>>85279507
He used to wear a baseball cap when he was fat.
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Dwayne Johnson should have been the genie.

>>buff
>>bald
>>funny
>>ambiguously ethnic
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Agreed, but he really fucked up when he did the livestreams about politics. I mean, he was objectively correct, but you cannot out yourself as right-wing and expect to make it in Hollywood
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>>85279352
Nah, Jon "/OURGUY/" Jafari would be perfect for the /tv/ biopic
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>>85279572
>a former wrestler and a youtube star in a live action version of a cartoon based on an old silk road fairy tale

What a time to be alive.
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>>85279581
They'll just make him do it for dirt cheap, which they would have done anyway since he's a Youtube star and not a TV / movie personality.
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>>85279468
this, he also gets cheated by a Jewish merchant but I imagine that Disney won't include that either.
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>>85279468
Musical versions of it sometimes used Chinese scales as well. I've heard the scene transition sting TV shows use for China and Japan was also from an Aladdin play, though I could never confirm it.

Also worth noting that while very translations of Aladdin do say China, that could be a mistake on the adapter's part.
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>>85279776
"China" was basically shorthand in Arabian storytelling for "fairy tale land." It was seen as a strange and mysterious place where magical shit was always happening, so Arabian stories were often set in China to excite the audience listening to them.
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>>85279352
>the moment JonTron went white supremacist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEuetbHxTI8
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>>85279352
did this guy get hit by a bus
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The best part about Jonathan "Aryan" Jafari is that he is a direct descendent of Muhammad and yet everyone thinks he's a white supremacist.

>Jafri (Arabic: جعفری ) is a surname commonly associated with those who are the descendants of the 6th Imam, Ja'far al-Sadiq, who was a direct descendant of Ali and Muhammad.

I fucking love this hungarian/persian fuck, and if you don't you're a gay nigger.
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>>85280958
probably because he's said a lot of white supremacist stuff (>>85280762
). he's confused and stupid
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>>85280996
"White Supremacist stuff"
Like what?
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>>85281060
i just linked you to a compilation video of him saying a lot of white supremacist stuff. i can now greentext everything he said in it but that seems like spoonfeeding
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>>85281109
I'm literally Hitler though, so why don't you explain instead of having me watch 14 minutes of destiny's cuck arguments.
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>>85281109
I am a white supremacist by snowflake standards, so what did he say that would be genuinely offensive to someone who doesn't see swastikas in their alphabet soup?
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>>85281202
are you going to gas the jews soon
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>>85279352
He's fat
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>>85281202
>>85281292
he said that the white gene pool has to be protected and preserved. he went on to imply that it's of the absolute utmost importance, even above all other considerations. he also made up facts to attack black people ("rich black people commit more crime than poor white people"). there are many other examples but again, i feel i have spoonfed you enough
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>>85281313
No dipshit, the jews will get themselves gassed by ruining everyone elses good time.
Check it out, one of Jontron's distant relatives is an Iranian Major General. Notice the resemblance?
But yeah, total white supremacist.
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>>85281390
bait
but here goes he said all not just "white"
>made up
just because you don't like the one site he used doesn't mean the others that prove it are wrong also
many others well I would hope so besides the two you listed that aren't issues seems like you have shit
also (you)
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>>85281470
oh I wasn't that guy you were responding to. but please gas them anyway.
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BLACKS
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>>85281390
No fucking shit the white gene pool has to be protected and preserved. If you think the opposite you believe in literal genocide. Nice job, Hitler. :^)

Did you check the statistics before you said that they were wrong?

Jontron did literally nothing wrong, and if he was black you wouldn't have a problem with him talking about protecting the black gene pool.

If you have a problem with preserving the gene pool you're just a mixed-race-supremacist that believes in genociding the "pure" racial genotypes and phenotypes.

You never stopped to think "hmm maybe Jontron has a problem being MIXED RACE HIMSELF, therefore he wants others to maintain theirs". Because after all, Jontron is half Hungarian, half Iranian. He doesn't fit in. Yet niggers like you want to talk shit about him because you hate white people or whatever sour grapes you have.
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in the end all of the white people have to go back to the flipside anyway and then this earth 1 is going to be firestormed and rebuilt
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>>85279517
>Disney's ghost having a say
You know the kikes have his spirit locked in some other dimension
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>>85281679
no walts still alive hes an immortal. no idea who or what he looks like now though.
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>>85281390
Cool made up bullshit, my sista! Fight the powa! Le evil white males, am I rite? Black Lives Matter!
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Who the fuck is this guy and why do you care about him. Leave your YouTube celeb shit elsewhere you fucking 10 year old.
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>>85281564
>>85281633
>>85281712
i don't know what you kekistannis are so upset about. i feel like i explained pretty clearly why jontron is a racist making racist arguments. this is way off-topic from /tv/ though this belongs on /pol/
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I like that you don't even have to be white to be a white supremacist according to these redditttors. Adorable!
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>>85281756
You spread made up bullshit, and you're the only one here who is upset.
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>>85281756
Only a millennial plebbitor would think the casting of a film is off topic in a forum for discussing TV and film. Go back to Jezebel, you racist shitlord
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>>85281633
>No fucking shit the white gene pool has to be protected and preserved.

And yet the so called imageboard white supremacists do the opposite, as they yell angrily in their rooms. It's sort of poetic
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>>85281756
>kekistan
Nice civnat meme, cuck.
You and i know full well that because of people like you, the jewish oligarchs prevent talented people from living out their dreams of performing for us. We remain demoralized and un-entertained, awash in a sea of SJW madness because of people like you and your false virtue signalling apologetics.

I hope you get a forceful awakening from a boyega in the desert.
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>>85281801
>>85281836
>>85281867
i can promise you that i'm not the source of your misery. the obvious irony here is that all of us probably live quite similar lives. we're on 4chan at this time of night, our problems lay elsewhere. i would suggest that you guys direct your energy elsewhere
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>>85281848
I guarantee you a solid chunk of them aren't white, but identify with the white man's plight because they know that their own culture is being ruined by the same people who are ruining white society.
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