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You're a big BOB edition.

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>>85278588
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Is it true that you know who dies?
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>>85278635
no.
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>>85278588
DOUGIE JONES IS ONE THICC BIH?!?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FISLBOSM5wQ
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LUCY GOT BEAT TO DEATH BY CHAD WITH A FUCKING SHOVEL

ANDYS PRIMED TO GO NUCLEAR
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>>85278635
I don't believe it, desu. I mean... of all people?
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WINDOM EARLE IS BACK
WHAT THE HELL
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>>85278588

>not "Dr. Palmer, i'm BOB"

fucked up, OP
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>>85278635

Well at least killing off Dougie Coop once and confirms he isn't coming back.
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i should've known better this place is a nuclear waste ofc its gonna be spoilers
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JOKE
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>>85278685
hawk spends five minutes wandering in the woods before the find jackrabbits palace

its fucking nothing
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According to someone on reddit who saw the episode: "David Lynch requested for us to not post spoiler, for it would ruin the show. I will not be giving out spoilers. However, I will give hints:
Black Fire, Vortex, Divorce , Dating Canadian & Pie Dreams."
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>>85278649
What the fuck. If this really happens Chad is going to oust James as most hated character in the franchise. First you're a fat fedora literally named Chad and then you fucking murder a sweet lady to protect your druggie friend from his mom's wrath. FUCK YOU DAVID LYNCH, FUCK YOU!
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>>85278622

I'M AT SDCC

BOB IS NO LONGER POSSESSING EVIL COOP, HE'S OUT ON HIS OWN AND IS NOW PLAYED BY EDDIE VEDDER
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some retarded redditor is reposting our fake spoilers on the twin peaks sub
lick my balls autist
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>>85278760

screenshots or didnt happen
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>>85278732
andy going psycho Dirty Harry type would be K I N O
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>>85278760
btw i already got my screenshot, nice try
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>>85278760
>fake
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>>85278760
>>85278773
>>85278794
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>>85278813
>>85278811
>>85278794
>>85278773
>>85278760
too late, dumb redditor
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pay your respects anons

F
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comic con leaks expert here and former croatian

ask me anything
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>>85278844
mr jackpots
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>>85278844

glad she died, such an annoying character and not cute anymore
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>>85278844

Good. Dumb cunt. How hard is it to figure out a mobi phone.
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It's been known that Eddie Vedder recorded this song for Twin Peaks and has been said to be the song that plays during the finale. Some say it has been confirmed that Agent Cooper never gets his mind back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXth84G7dkM
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>>85278861
how do you stop being croatian?
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>>85278893

I actually know Vedder and I contacted him so I could ask him to confirm me your copypasta and he didn't want to answer anything.

Is there a clause in their contract to keep their mouth shut?
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Reminder that Eddie Vedder recorded a song for twin peaks and has been said to be the song that plays during the finale. Some say it has been confirmed that Cooper does get his mind back, and that Lucy dies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXth84G7dkM
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>>85278871
but she was
C U T E
U
T
E
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Reddit's Comic Con subbreddit is saying that Lucy dies in Sundays episode. Are we being rused? More than one account is claiming so, and those accounts are old.
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>>85278916
If you leave the Catholic Church, you cease to be Croatian.
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>>85278940
the people saying that got it from here dude
it was a ruse
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>>85278940
We're already past this. Keep up.
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>>85278940
there is a black fire on the mountains. when it burns, the two birds look for a nest.
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>>85278940

>the shit we made up to trick reddit is now tricking redditors into coming here

fuck
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Okay, fuck this show. lucy dying was a gutpunch, and we didn't even get something really positive like cooper recovering to make up for it. The most fun, positive moment of the episode was big ed reappearing with james, and that scene was maybe 2 minutes at most. not worth it. fuck comiccon, fuck twin peaks. what a waste of my fucking time and money
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I am gay. I just came out of the closet in front of you /tpg/.
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we were the leaves and the petals, but when fire burns, it takes, and the black dog moves in us all
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Reminder that Ken Ashcorp recorded a song for twin peaks and has been said to be the song that plays during the finale. Some say it has been confirmed that his transexual fursona will get pregnant and jerk you off with her feet in your dreams after the finale (pic is the transexual fursona)
https://youtu.be/kFZKgf5WG0g
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>>85278668
best possible timeline

/tpg/ about to get windominated
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>>85279054

try not to get aids
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>>85278723
FUCK REDDIT AND FUCK LYNCH

theres a trippy visual sequence like episode 8 that involves black fire swirling around in a vortex about 15 minutes into the episode
ed and nadine are divorced now
nadine is sleeping with dr jacoby and selling his shit shovels out of her drapes store
shelly's dating red (whose canadian)
truman has a long conversation with hawk & bobby about a series dream that involves pie. its a great speech and really flushed out his character
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>>85279054
which TP would you want to fug?
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>>85278668
BASED
Only redditors hate him anyway
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>>85279076
Terrible!
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>>85278668
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>>85278649
i wonder what she sounds like when she's dying haha
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>>85279073
you american girls, you really light my s-p-a-r-k if you know what i mean
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BY GOD WINDOM EARLE IS BACK AND HE KILLED DOUGIE!!!!
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>>85279054
everyone's a little bit gay, if you're not coming out of the closet IRL it doesn't mean shit.
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mixer.com/LiquidSightDrip

Lynched? or drunk and bored? (((You))) decide
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>>85279092
What causes the black fire?
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>>85279092
>shelley's dating Red
I don't believe it
if it is true it's a pretty retarded plotpoint, is she fucking blind? The dude is so obviously a drug dealer you couldn't get any more blatant
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>>85278830
Readit btfo
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>>85278940
T.reddit
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>>85279104

I want to be dominated by Deputy Hawk only.
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>>85279203
literally in episode 1 red is looking at her from across the bar
they've set this up from the beginning
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Windom Earle
is one Deleuzian
let me
see Guattari
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CUTE!
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>>85279230
>he looked at her once therefore they are dating
I guess /r9k/ is a chad board then
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>>85279259

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oWoU26rUaA
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>/r9k/
>Richard
CONFINRD?
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>>85279281
>I need to see a man penetrate a woman before I can suspend my disbelief that these two actors are in a romantic relationship
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>>85279054
Go back
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>>85279256

He holds that cigarette like a faggot.
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Who is the Boromir of Twin Peaks?
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>>85279322
There's a middle ground between looking at a woman once and having sex with her
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>>85279399
Ned Stark
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>>85279377
You would know.

>>85279399
Hawk, of course.
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>>85279426
Would Hawk get tempted by the Ring?
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I need a qt trap gf for watching TP and cuddling after, I am not asking for much.
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>>85279399
Big Ed
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>>85279315
He's more of /b/tard
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>>85279457
I think a noose would be better :3
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>>85279227
great taste pal
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>>85279256
>tfw you will never have a threesome with richard and audrey
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Dougie
>/r9k/
Richard
>/b/
Dr. Amp
>/pol/
Chad
>/sp/
Todd
>/biz/
Evil Coop
>/fit/
Andy
>/v/
Lucy
>/film/
undisputable
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>>85279426

I would. I've observed many faggots in my time.
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>>85279556
how Andy is /v/?
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>>85279589
He's a literal retard
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>>85279556

Andy is /flick/
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>>85279556
DOugei get sex
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>>85279556
>Dougie
miniclip
>Richard
/b/
>Chad
/r/thedonald
>Jacoby
/pol/
>Jerry
godlikeproductions
>Nadine
amazon
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>>85279556

Bob is /d/
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>>85279256
who is the girl sitting in the table?
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>>85279605
/flick/ never existed
/film/ has been dead now for as long as it was alive
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>>85279683
Gerard is /x/
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https://www.sporcle.com/games/benmrhall/twin_peaks

I bet you can't even guess half of these questions.
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Just got back to my hotel from Comic Con. Cooper is never getting his mind back.
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>>85279701
Hauzani
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>>85279548
>tfw you will never slob on that knob
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CUTER!!
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>>85279556
Dougie got laid. That instantly invalidates him as r9k.
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>>85279816

Lynch needs to get in the editing booth and cut Seasons 1 and 2 into a 6 hour movie.
Some real S3 quality kino moments amid all the soap opera and sitcom crap.
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imagine if you woke up one day and you were Dougie haha just kidding
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If I met Dougiecoop and started unzipping his pants trying to suck his dick, would he let me?
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>>85279967
let me
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>>85279884
t. reddit
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Leave Audreyfags to me
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Where are my spoilers lads.
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>>85280213
Fucking reddit nu-males won't give us shit
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>>85280213
ODgeou meet According to Jim
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>>85280138
>implying Reddit isn't here for the filler to begin with
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>>85279092
No James again?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuYS37XQDno

>that autist who tells Kyle how much he loved The Flintstones

Which one of you fat fucks was this?
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>Matthew Lillard never saw the original Twin Peaks
wow fuck him
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>>85280509
Why? According to /tv/ the old TP is just le coffee and le cherry pie reddit shit and true patricians only enjoy the new season :)
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>Black gran..

what did he mean by this?
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>>85280582
clearly he was looking up black granite counter tops while fapping
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>>85280580
He should have at least watched the movie which is "pure kino" as the kids say
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>>85280582
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>>85280580

This. S1 and S2 are dadrock.
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>>85280580
>>85280626
Who cares if he didn't watch it? He knew probably nothing about what the new season was about because it was so secretive. He filmed his scenes and left and only saw his lines.
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>>85280464
Holy shit, the Audrey/Cooper question made Kyle so uncomfortable. He really doesn't want to talk about it.
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>>85280582
>Black grandmas

Ray likes em black
but he also likes em old
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>>85280672
Because we know that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. (Pic is evil Cooper)
Listen https://youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM
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lol no. that Eddie Vedder plot shit is some tumblr fangirl theory

they also believe Coop is a) autistic b) a sexual abuse victim c) "hypersexual" and d) Janey raped him

oh and Albert is gay and was ~queercoded~ in the original show

always fun when str8 girls fetishize the gays via stereotyping on the internet
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>>85280751
>hypersexual
He was in the autobiography. Not going to comment on the rest of the buzzword shit you're spewing.
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>>85280650
why cast someone that doesn't give a shit about your work when there are hundreds of actors that love TP and would love to be a part of it?
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>>85280751
Um... the Eddie Vedder song has been known for quite a while https://consequenceofsound.net/2016/08/eddie-vedder-contributes-new-song-to-david-lynchs-twin-peaks-revival/
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>>85280810
No he wasn't, lol. I read the same book as you. He had sex with some people, he wasn't screwing everything that moves like a nymphomaniac. There is no evidence of Coop being a sex addict, idk why ppl make this shit up

And yeah the Vedder song is on the show no shit. But there isn't anything linking its lyrics to the plot or anything that is evidence that Vedder knows the plot. Even people who *acted in it* knew fuck all about the plot. There is no indication it was even written for or during the show. Lynch has already had a ton of ppl using their own existing songs in performance

But bc tumblr ppl invent their own reality they believe this song is the ~secret code~ to the plot despite those logic issues above. Sorry but it's not likely
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>>85280751
>oh and Albert is gay
Well, when you say " I love you" to another man, that automatically makes you gay
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>>85280932
He's had sex in 100% of the episodes that came out in the past week dude. Face it.
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>>85280960
Ya got me

Funny thing is, to those weirdos that scene is all about Janey-E raping Coop who they see as the manchild sex abuse victim that isn't really similar to the character on the real show
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>>85280932
>Am completing final tests for early graduation. The application papers for the Bureau are ready to go as soon as I get the sheepskin. Feel myself totally focused. Find that sex is entering my thoughts only three or four times a day instead of the normal hourly preoccupation.

What was this supposed to convey then?
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>>85280814
you sound autistic as fuck. Not every actor has to like what they star in, what matters is their performance
And you should fucking know that Lynch doesn't cast people in the typical sense. He meets them, has a conversation with them completely unrelated to film, and hires them based on whether he likes them or not.
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>>85281029
that he is a virgin loser
those are the only people that think about sex constantly
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>>85281029
That's called a horny teenage boy

Have you met teenage boys? They think about sex a lot

boys thinking about sex =/= "hypersexual"
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>>85280209
too bad he never even touched her eh
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>>85280580
This. There were only two good episodes
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>>85281029
literally every men out there
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>>85281052
sure matthew lillard is such a good actor and has had sooo many roles in the past there was no way they could have done the 3rd season without the massive talent
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>>85281137
seriously

I can't believe anyone would submit that as "evidence" of nympho behavior
unless that person has literally never had sex or is asexual
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>>85281029
>>85281059
>>85281065
>>85281137
>Books
>Canon
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>>85281065
College aged =/= teenager, dude.

Also
>ends up reverse WINDOMINATING Windom Earle by sleeping with his wife when he's already in his 30s
>was totally set to fuck a high school girl until it had to be rewritten due to behind the scenes drama

Face it, dude. Cooper's weird when it comes to sex.
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>>85281193
they are more canon than Reddit Walk With Me the movie
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>no actor read the entire script but kmc
>naomi watts read her part w/o knowing who dougie was til getting on-set
>crew didn't know wtf was going on w/plot
>lillard had no idea when or if hastings comes back
>every musician featured so far has performed their own songs not written for the show or plot relevant
>yet somehow eddie vedder has the whole plot of the show dictated to him in secret by lynch bc acoustic jam feels
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>>85280209
>Audrey lost her virginity to Drake of all people
Still ticks me off.
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>>85281178
See >>85281211

Also just remembered that he fucking throws himself at Annie despite only knowing her for a few days. Maybe he's not a nympho but he's slutty at the very least.
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>>85281223
Calm down Mark, it's been 25 years, get over it
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>>85281211
uhhhh are you seriously implying young guys in college are not also horny and obsessed with sex to the point of distraction

have you ever been to college/had sex
like if you haven't it's whatever but this is extremely common behavior

the joke in that passage is that despite being a goodhearted upright hero the younger coop is still a horndog as a young fellow like 99% of males at that age
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>>85281255
Annie is the one who asks to fuck.
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>>85279410
Not if that woman is Shelly.
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>>85281211
>was totally set to fuck a high school girl
which pretty much every male citizen of Twin Peaks actually did??
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>>85281271
Even if you take Frost's fanfiction out of the picture, there's still that stuff he does in the show. Pretty sure that wanting to fuck a teenage when you're in your 30s is perverted no matter what, as is sleeping with your best friend/partner's wife and throwing yourself at a total stranger who you've only known for a few days despite going on and on about how you don't want to get close to people due to not wanting to repeat past mistakes. Which he ends up doing anyway.

Like I said, I don't think he's a nympho or suffering some kind of ~sexual abuse~ that makes him act like this, but it's pretty obvious the dude thinks with his dick a lot.
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>>85281381
on the show Coop also turned Audrey down flat

and even if they had paired them up the writers have all pretty much said in intvs it was not intended to go to the fuck level right away if at all

sounded like they were going to build it slow with more of them solving cases like how she helped out with the DEA thing

plus they planned a timejump for S3 so the young hot stars could stop pretending to be in HS
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>>85281441
>plus they planned a timejump for S3 so the young hot stars could stop pretending to be in HS

Where was this stated?
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>>85281430
>in your 30s is perverted no matter what
what the fuck
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>>85281441
>plus they planned a timejump for S3 so the young hot stars could stop pretending to be in HS

thats what we got though
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>>85281430
either you're a woman or you've never been outside
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>>85281430
give an indication of Coop thinking with his dick on the tv show

>turns audrey down more than once (like 3 times)
>annie propositions him once they're in a relationship, he doesn't throw himself at her at all

also

>being horny in college
>falling in love with another guy's woman

not hypersexuality
common if flawed human male behavior

if you've had sex/are male you might know that
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https://twitter.com/Kloppholic/status/888655454578069504
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>>85281500
I gave you examples from the show. Are you seriously that much of an autist that you're going to say those are wrong too and your Mary Sue hero isn't 100% pure?
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>>85281478
yeah what we got was a man in his 30s turning down a teenage girl repeatedly bc of his ethical boundaries

not slobbering after her like r kelly
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>>85281173
Lynch doesn't hire people off reputation, he hires them based on whether he likes them or not. He's hired people off the street before for small scenes just because he like them
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>>85281547
your examples are him turning down sex and then having sex with his gf when she offers

????
again have you had sex or are you male
simple q
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>>85281518
He fucks his partner's wife. He lets his urge to fuck Annie blind him from the fact that Windom Earle is around and targeting people close to Cooper which lets her get kidnapped in the first place.

Jesus, I don't know why this is triggering you so badly. Are you sure you're not the one from tumblr?
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>>85279377
*holds that fag like a fag
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>>85281583
stop playing dumb
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>>85281583
>/tpg/ poster acting like he's ever had sex
o i'm laffin
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>>85281587
lol Coop was falling for Annie, he was not racing around dtf. Again, she propositions him once they are seeing each other

And yeah guess what- sometimes dudes do the wrong thing and fuck other men's women

Coop is not a perfect person, which is the whole point of the Windom/Caroline backstory
but none of that indicates he is fucked up about sex or "hypersexual"

a hero with a romantic past/affair bg or who is in love despite putting someone in danger is literally a million stories and movies in the last 200 years
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>>85281622
so you're either ace or virgin and view all typical and common displays of desire as suspect
or have never met a man
got it
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>show starts with the secret life of a 17 year old girl who basically was a drug addicted loose slut that had sex with many men in the show over their 30's like Jacques or Ben Horne or others that definitely wanted to fuck her like Dr. Jacoby
>omg Cooper almost got together with a high school girl after turning her down 3 times and also risked her fucking life for him, wow hypersexual sex addict much?? :/
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>>85281648
>Coop is not a perfect person

that was frost fan fiction, the point of cooper is that he is the "Ye olde knight of valor", that fan fiction with fucking windom's wife was really out of place and inappropriate
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>>85281742
Coop fucking Caroline behind Windom's back (and having huge guilt about the whole mess) is on the show, not just in the book

It is a super common staple of crime/noir fiction tho

Not evidence of Coop being "weird about sex"
If you think humans have to be "weird" to make those kind of poor decisions you have not had sex or are not from earth
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>>85281688
>that strawman
>using terms like ace and hypersexual
>even knowing what tumblr is saying about this shit to begin with
>acting this triggered because someone disagrees with you
hm i wonder who could be behind these posts
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>Lucy bought the red chair instead of the beige one
This is related to how she dies. Screenshot it.
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>>85281781
doesn't take a phd to figure anyone who is this leery about typical sexual desire and young male sexual urges might be very inexperienced or asexual

how else are we supposed to view someone who says cooper turning down sex with audrey or having sex with his gf is evidence of a perv

or thinks guys in college don't think about sex literally all the time
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>>85281648
How does me trying to say that the guy has a proven track record for thinking with his dick equate to HE'S A NYMPO HE'S FUCKED UP WITH SEX HOLY SHIT?

>Coop is not a perfect person, which is the whole point of the Windom/Caroline backstory
Yeah, he's kind of a retard honestly since he learns absolutely nothing from his mistake and winds up repeating the same shit a second time.
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RIP Lucy.
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Sheryl Lee is a nice woman!
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>>85281977
yeah but where are her tits?
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>>85282001
in the black lodge
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ITT things you never noticed
>Lucy is stupid
>she is called MORAN
>a clever joke on Moron
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>>85282001

All over the Internet, desu fambamalinglong.
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>>85280464
>hot dougie take
lmao
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>>85281777
>>777

hellloooooo-oooooo
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>>85282072
>Lucy is stupid
>dies from getting shoveled
>Jacobi also sells shovels
>Chad is a chad who kills stupidity by using the tools of conspiracy theorists
woah
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>>85281791
Chad, hopped up on meth, picks up the chair and beats her to death with it while Andy watchs. Richard then finishes her off by running her over with a truck, then badcoop rapes her corpse.

Screenshot this.
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Post spoilers
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>>85281173
Did you even read what he said? Fucking idiot.
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>>85280642
kek /ourguy/
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People say Episode 11 was a crowdpleaser, so that means another plebtier episode.
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>>85282258
important to note that he rapes her corpse with three severed dog legs and the decapitated head of major briggs
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I met douge jones and i said douge will u rape me and he said rape me and then i raped him ahahah he told me to rape him wow ok dude wowzers
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>>85283380
i saw dougie jones the other day in the supermarket and he looked real sad so i gave him $40
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>>85281742
It actually fits many conventions of old stories about knights, particularly Lancelot.
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>>85283564
mmmh you might be right
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>>85281742
Lancelot fucks Arthur's wife you fucking retard; ancient knights of tales weren't perfect either
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______!!
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So what was shown at sdcc? Lucy dies next ep is what I've been seeing, but I was hoping for a screenshot or clip.
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>>85284439
Something about a huge surprise and Jeffries
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News websites are saying it was a Spolier free panel we got Lynched.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzzOs0Da43Y
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Daily reminder this song plays at the end of ep 18 it's about Hutch never learning (pic is Hutch)
https://youtu.be/mrjStSqu_w4
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Someone shop Dougie's face here!
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David Lunch dies next episode lol
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>>85284439
Gordon has a five minute monologue talking about Judy
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CUNT
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I'm still waiting for the spoilers
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>>85286276
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Is Richard Horne pure evil?
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>>85279457
>tfw you have a gf (female)
i just want a (male)
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>>85286480
no he acted like a little bitch in front of red, hes probably the spawn of bobcoop and audrey though
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>>85286428
>it's a filler episode
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someone on Dugpa claims that Cooper doesn't fully awaken just yet, but has a major progress sequence at the end.
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>>85278644
fucked up the syllables and shit, was this guy even trying ? Like damn the memes not even that fresh
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>>85278754
u lie
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>>85278732
impossible to hate chad as a character. He is evil but he is too enjoyable
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>>85286576
in episode 2 (original first season) audrey says mental instability runs in the family. So it could be horne genes, and he might not be related to Evil Dougie at all
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>>85286658
Some are saying the divorce is bobby and Shelley which is how we find out about Becky
Which means they aren't going to jack rabbits until episode 12 - and episode 9 said they would go there in 2 days time so they will only set off now
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>>85277782
heloo ooooo
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wtf, I wanna be spoiled
>>
I have only seen the normal version of FWWM. Should I watch the fanedit with all the deleted scenes?
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>>85287812

No. Fan anything is cancer. Missing Pieces is perfectly fine on its own.
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>>85280509
>Lillard hasn't seen Twin Peaks.

Kind of works better for the Hastings performance. The whole Hastings plot has been a fake out from the start. Lynch and Frost played on our expectations and led everyone to assume that Hastings was Leland 2.0. Lillard going in blind was able to play it without working against that subtext.
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>>85281309
No, Coop initiates it and says I want more than your kisses.
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>>85280464
>could you say Hastings's lines in Shaggy's voice.

Can't believe someone put the Shaggy albatross around Lillard's neck here. Don Murray was amazingly gracious to immediately pay Lillard such a superlative compliment on his acting ability. Total class.
>>
Is Leo Johnson coming back?
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>>85288529
no
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>>85278588
yfw Lynch gets Frankie's real clothes for hos character
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>>85288529
Why would he? I bet he's off in the woods having the time of his life.
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who is this guy?
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>>85288624
jason blaha
>>
NICE AND HOT
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>>85288624
>>
So are the black lodge on good coop or evil coops side? The giant and the dwarf seem to favour good coop or is it all a ruse?
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>>85288624
Heinrich Viegel
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>>85288702
Yes, yes, yes, and yes.
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>>85288702
they just want BOB back and he will bring 25 years of sweet garmonbozia
they dont like Cooper, he is a tool
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You do not watch the show do you.
>>
I'm guessing this thread is filled with spoilers from the comic con so I'm not gonna read it. I'm writing this without having read it.
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>>85288782
This. They need BOB to do their dirty work. And the need Coop to rein him in. There is no human morality in the red room or lodges.
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>>85288870
dont see any
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so hes even more retarded after a motorcycle accident?
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>>85289117
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>>85289117
Why do nu-males hate this character? Is it because he is too virile for them?
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lmao cooper isn't back hahahah
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>>85288624
WE'RE NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT JUDY!
>>
imagine meeting Kyle haha and then you realized that you actually had been Kyle all along wow wouldn't that be crazy
>>
how many JUDYs

- 1956 judy
- asian Judy sister of Josie
- (judy) garland briggs
- judy conselour of little nicky in s2

more?
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>>85289559
never ever
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>>85289698
????????????
>>
>>85288782
>>85288885
So in the five years he was corrupting Laura Palmer they were able to survive completely on her suffering? Or was that another time BOB just completely disappeared from the lodge like it kind of was implied when MIKE screamed at Leland
Also the lodge spirits seem to really hate BOB considering he's pretty much their breadwinner
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CUTEREST!
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lynch was so tight lipped about spoilers before release, there is NO WAY he'd just let some nobody shmuck watch an episode early and pinky swear they wont release spoilers. none of this is true.
>>
>>85290019
they probably ate from Teresa and Josie
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>>85290086
You're probably right, spoilers usually spread faster than wild fire
>>
>>85279256
why would evil coop sleep with audrey. doesnt make sense. he went to the ward to get the ring, why does it have to be more
>>
Reminder that everyone who saw the episode early got Takenâ„¢ by Lynch directly afterwards.
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>>85281029
it just shows how meticulous and objective cooper is. the saying is a man thinks about sex every 7 second and he's gotten it down to 3 or 4 times an hour.
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G R E E N

T
E
A

L A T T E
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>>85280464
all those literal retards and XD so funny redditors
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>>85290228
I guess because he is the evil version and the good version passed on the chance of sleeping with audrey
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>Part 11 introduces ANOTHER Sheryl Lee character

Anti-CUTE fags BTFO, you people need to realise she's Lynch's waifu
>>
>>85290470
She's everyone's. Some just haven't realised it yet
>>
>>85290470
woah Lynch is a hack
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTlWp7rCs0U
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>>85290228
There's a clue in Coop's rejection of Audrey. He talks about the distinction between what he wants (her) and what he needs (not to date a teenager). In the return season Mr C explains to Ray that he doesn't "need" anything and that he simply takes what he wants. It's an insight into the distinction between Cooper and the doppelgänger and it may be a hint about Audrey's fate.
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>>85290470
he has like 20 waifus. he's an absolute madman.
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>>85290678
Did they get abandoned because they tried to stop his waifuism?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X29Iio0uEnk
>>
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>>85290086
Wait so you're claiming that they didn't show an episode early as they promised and that everyone is just lying and pretending they saw one early? Stupid.

And there are spoilers. Shelly is dating red, Nadine and Ed are divorced, etc. Its just that nothing crazy happened in ep11 so the spoilers aren't huge
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>>85290470
Something about their relationship over the years makes me think she's like the one Lynchgirl who never fucked him and he's been desperately trying to change that before he dies
>>
this is some weird room above a Convenience Store shit.

what the fuck, David.
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>>85291068
>Shelly is dating red
any sex scenes?
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>>85291181
Hello 4chan friend, please remove that image or I will remove you.
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>>85291231
n-no David. p-please don't kill me...
>>
>>85291181
>>
how much more of dougie will we have to endure
>>
>>85291282
2 rides
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>>85291282
Eight hours
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>>85281173
he's legitimately a very good actor.
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>>85291259
You were warned.
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>>85291372
not really, that interrogation scene was terrible
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>>85291280
>Final episode of Twin Peaks blows the lid on the international child trafficking conspiracy
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>>85291406
know who else was in that scene? Chrysta Bell.
>>
>>85291443
episode 16
Lynch is arrested and we dont watch the finalle
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>>85291461
Yeah, and Chrysta bell did a good joob, scooby just did the old ''I'M ACTING'' crying and screaming
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>>85291282
Honestly, dougie is the worst thing to happen to a Twin Peaks, no to any character, ever. Lynch literally turned the main character into a joke I'm seriously upset about this. Fuck this hack fraud.
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>>85291512
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>>85291394
>>85291536
he honestly looks way better now that he is older
>>
Test
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>>85291280
Is it me, or is this image lowkey implying that teleportation is possible, and just sort of running with that and not examining it?
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>>85291748
the same way cooper apeared in vegas having left in TP
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Can we talk about Judy?
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>>85291928
see
>>85289831
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>>85279410
Not with Shariah law :^)
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>>85291928
>>
Twin peaks will air 8 pm from 6th August due to Game of plebs
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>>85288624
it's the dalai lama
>>
NEW THREAD
SPOILER FREE

>>85292755
>>85292755
>>85292755
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>>85288624
the one you are pointing at or the circled scientist?
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>>85291512
the old cooper will never return. WE had two seasons of him. When cooper comes back for real he will be a lot more serious. No more mmmh what a good coffee and cherry pie scenes like in the original.

You only wanted to see cooper enjoying coffee something that was stale in the old series as well. This is a fresh and cool continuation. Not a retread
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