>*flips a quarter* >call it.

>>85278388
footlong meatball on italian herbs and cheese

>>85278388
"I would go away of my own volition before you had the chance to shoe me away so HA!"

>do you want to know how I gained this weight...
>pulls out spring-assisted footlong

>>85278388
what happens if she fails?

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>You see this sandwich? You see this sandwich? That sandwich costs more than your car. I made $9,000,000 last year. How much'd you make? You see, toots, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Nice gal? I don't give a shit. Good mother? Fuck you! Go home and play with your kids.

>>85278983
He's a big guy

>>85278388
>None of you understand. I'm not locked up in here with YOU. You're locked up in here with ME.

>>85278388
Weird to think that this incident completely destroyed his career.

>>85280180
I guess he'll have to stop playing a fat slob in movies and just go back to being a fat slob in his own life

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>>85280107
holy now I want a movie with him as a fat serial killer or just make him a fat alien I don't care

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>>85278983
>>85278447
>>85278430
Best meme on /tv/ behind Raimiposting

>>85278388
>Do you read the Bible, lady? Well there’s this passage I’ve got memorized – sort of fits this occasion. Ezekiel 25:17...

>>85280734
is he part of the new fight club reboot?

>>85280789
>Leo, do you know what they call a footlong meatball with cheese in Paris?
>They don't call it a footlong meatball with cheese?
>No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a footlong is.

>>85280734
i just want someone to shop him with a thousand subs or mabye him being made up of subs

>>85278388
Checked and lol'd