I'm Blonde...

The name fucking sucks

God, I fucking hate women.
Why won't they all just fuck off and fucking die. God damn it

Is this just "John Wick" for girls?

Because that sounds cool.

>>85277386
I would normally be pretty into something like this but they released a minute long fight teaser and maybe 5% of the hits actually look like they connected. Maybe I'm just autismo but it just seems so lazy to spend all this time choreographing a fight only to wimp out on all of the hits. It looks like shit.

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>>85277386
>ATOMIC BLONDE
>Charlize Theron

>>85277509
If this is your main concern you haven't watched 90% of other mainstream action films. They're all like this. It fucking sucks.

>>85277501
If she runs around gunning a bunch of baddie women down, I'd enjoy it

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Reminder there is already an "urban" clone of this coming out

>>85277386
I've seen the trailer and found it decent, but the title is absolute dogshit.

I want to see this just for my sweet lovely Sofia. Who apparently has a dyke sex scene. I hate dykes and "yuri" and all that but I'll deal with it for sweet Sofia.

In any case, I won't be seeing this in theaters because even more than the fact it's being propped up because of feminist STRONG WOMEN CHARACTERS bullshit I saw that 5 minute clip and it looks fucking atrociously bad.

Also Charlize Theron is a stupid cunt with two little nigger babies. One of which is a male she allows to wear dresses.

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Imagine if they spent the money on making an action movie 'inspired' by the life of Debbie Harry in the 70s-80s. Just go completely nuts with it and have her gunning people down in her free time and meeting other stars of the era with double lives.

>Films end with her reinstalling the Shah into power over Iran and its presented as a victory for liberal democracy like Iraq was supposed to be

>>85277501
Isn't that what Salt was?