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>>85275010

First for the Smirkfu

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Targs rule

>>85275010
Based Jon's hand, cousin and best friend thread.

Thank you, OP

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Can't wait for tumbler tears

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>>85275010
We arent still pretending Isaac isn't the cutest cast member are we?

So who would you put on the Iron Throne at the end of the series? And how would they get there?

post streams for ep 1

>>85275060
That's his brother you faggot.

Years of being siblings don't just go away

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nth for bronze-haired beauty of the North

>>85275231
fucking disgusting

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>>85275231

>>85275159

Well, if i would get my way, i would make the Others win the "war for the dawn".

where tf can I watch the episode

>preston shitting all over jon in the newest podcast
/OURGUY/

>>85275231
looks like sloth from the goonies

>>85275324
what did he say?

>>85275231
she's revolting
I want to fuck the shit out of her

>>85275159
After they conquer Westeros, would they make their way to Essos?

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>>85275316
https://tv.xfinity.com/entity/8664416244536328112

>>85275417
watch the podcast you subhuman

>>85275435
>https://tv.xfinity.com/entity/8664416244536328112
haHAA

>>85275467
not watching your shitty pod preston

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>>85275010
GoT needs to straighten up, or else.

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>>85275253
>>85275388
Leave my wife alone.

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>Normie showfags actually want Daenerys "Mad King 2: Electric Boogaloo" Targaryen to take the throne
Even in the show she fed a man to the dragons for a crime he did not commit and executed emissaries sent to treat with her.

>>85275519
homely / 10

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>>85275509
>There are no black people in Game Of Thrones
???

>>85275424
kill yourself you despicable piece of warmed up shit

>>85275161
Some people are very close to their cousins. Doesn't make them brothers.

>>85275316
>too poor to afford HBO
>too dumb to find a streaming website

How do you even remember to breathe

>>85275609
haHAA

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>Wessos
Friendly reminder that GRRM is a hack

>>85275526
I agree, Deanerys Targaryen is literally Sauron

>>85275131
hes looking so hot lately.

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>>85275316
on your computer, tv, smartphone or any device with a screen

>>85275591
Literally growing up as siblings makes you siblings

>>85275591
>adopted siblings arent siblings
retard

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>I wouldn't worry about it, Sam

>>85275632
>spooky plains
>the odd lands
lmao

>>85275567
You forgot Mr. Eko as the slave owner looking for a cock merchant

>>85275567
who, who, who, and pointless

>>85275632
>rectangles
Why is the geography so fucking shit

>>85275632
Ulthos-based POV when?

>>85275119
You aren't alone

>>85275692
I said they weren't brothers not that they aren't siblings. I said based Jon's cousin and anon got mad I didn't say brothers. This has nothing to do with the word sibling

>>85275759
but they are brothers

>>85275737
Ulthos/Sothoryos aren't actually mapped out, so those shapes aren't accurate.

all streams are getting eaten up by hbo

>>85275119
/ourking/?

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>>85275703
my bad also missed salador

>>85275769
So was everyone in the nightswatch brothers are nbd to based Jon, cousin is more special

>>85275467
>tfw you save preston podcasts for your morning commute and can't listen to it yet.

>>85275231
>>85275519
>tfw too smart for the game of thrones

>>85275769
That idiot is clearly trolling, ignore him

>>85275861
We Waz Starks and shit

r'hllor hungers

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>>85275838
Since Stannis is dead absolutely

>>85275778
Still even the rest of the world looks like shit

>>85275838
>Stannis dead
>Snu is a manlet
>Everyone else is a queen
I suppose by process of elimination, then yes.

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Whats going to happen in this scene?

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>>85275901
>tfw to smart to abandon my ancestral homeland on the whim of a crabby spoiled cunt who spent the past several years eating lemon cakes and playing musical chairs with arranged marriages to princes and lords while everyone else was suffering and dying for the future of the realm

>>85274770
>She did make short work of the three mummers tho.

The mummers had zero notoriety as fighters.... And they were fucking retarded and attacked her one at a time like some shit ninjas in a serie b hollywood movie.

Here's how the fight went :
-One of them didn't do anything
-One of them was distracted by a rock in the face, which allowed Brienne to 1v1 the third one
-Now it's 1v2, but again one doesn't really do anything
-Brienne kills one, now it's 1v1, he begs for his life
-He tries to kill her from behind but she was expecting it so she kills him too. His weapon is a fucking rock.

Calling this fight a "3 vs 1" would be silly.
It was two "1 vs 1" followed by a 1 vs 0.5".

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>>85275519
Long lost Habsburg?

anyone else browse /got/ all day every day

>>85275669
>Varys wins it all

>>85275010
So why does Daenerys not face any challenges? The closest thing I've seen is her walking through the desert to quarth (which was her own doing for using blood magic). She has been given everything.
>Given dragon eggs
>Dragons enabled her to get an army without paying/earning
>Used that army of exslaves to take over cities
>Given fleet to go to westeros by then/yara
>Dragon stone was waiting empty so she didn't have to fight
What threat has she had to face? She has been given everything

so whats big cocks gift to cersei?

Can someone post that Arya meme where she has no hair and looks like a degenerate?

Can somebody post the old Varys pasta about letting a kid drown?

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Why is he the best character in got history?

>>85276039
I'd guess Varys will revisit the speech he made to Tyrion in S2
>I've ALWAYS hated magic and all those who practice it! You can see why I was so eager to help in your fight against Stannis and his red priestess! A symbolic revenge, of sort.

It'll probably be something like
>Lady Melisandre! Would you like to join our team? We are all magic lovers here, especially the 100,000 dothrakis in our army who love Dany for being magic. Dothrakis, like me, always fucking loved magic.

>>85275977
Yep he's the closest thing we've got left

>>85276191
The one where he fills a bucket full of dragon sperm and forces Bran to drink all the cum of he'll stick his head into the bucket and drown him?

Bran survived tho

>>85275868
fair reason

>>85275861

Aren't none of these characters even black in the books? Just folk from the Summer Islands are black right? If anything HBO is doing them a favor. Also does Boyega not understand what Medieval fantasy is based off of? Or is he just a shill for (((them)))?

>>85276255

>Among my favorite things about Dany is how she burns people alive for, you know, for magical reasons.

>>85275324
Not the first time he shits on Jon heh. First time he did is when Reddit started mysteriously hating him and reporting his channel to have it taken down.

>>85276417
Yeah, I'm pretty sure most of them aren't black in the book but eh.

>>85276417
Europe being white is a tough concept when looking at it today

Sauce: see current europe

>>85275716
kind of like black people

>>85276417
>>85276464
Xaro, Saladhor and hotah are white (and Xaro is gay).

Not sure about the other ones never cared much about them. Missandei art usually show her very light skinned. At most she's mixed.

>>85276417
>Or is he just a shill for (((them)))?

Do you not know the (((series))) he is apart of now?

>>85275010
FUCK MARRY KILL?

>>85276069

She won a free for all melee to become a kings guard.

She is a capable fighter, no need to downplay it in order to prove that a 2 meter war veteran will best her on 1 v 1.

Man I can't wait for Sunday can someone post some spoilers or something. Tfw was watching season 1 and saw it was Little finger that put a knife to ned Stark's throat and captured him before he was beheaded. Grrrr

>>85275716
>There's no blacks in the story!
>yes there are...
>There's not enough blacks in the story!
>Here's like 6 of them
>There's not enough important black characters in the story! Why aren't Daenerys and Jon black, is this show literally ran by the Klu Klux Klan?

Give them an inch they want a mile. We should've never given them an inch in the first place. Just fucking make all characters white in every show.

>>85275159
Patchface, he is Azor Ahai reborn.

>>85275632
It's like one of those maps flat-earthers come up with.

>>85276560
fuck the twink, marry dadvos, kill butterball

>>85276560
Nah, all three of those guys are /mydudes/

>>85276570
well, it was in the context of explaining to a showfag asking about book stuff... Showfags have reasons to believe brienne is literally invincible Wonderwoman godmode.

Kinda had to bring her down her pedestal; There's not much of a "power level" thing on the show, not much of a good fighter/bad fighter thing unless they're just random NPC being killed off. Any fight that happens between character is a close one, even stuff like Ned/Jaime etc..

And as for the melee... The 2nd best in that melee was Loras, and he's not a top-tier fighter either. Just a jouster. He's not even the best among the three tyrell brothers. So the quality of opponents might not have been there.

Catelyn derisively calls them "the knights of summer", meaning they're not real warriors, just tournaments guys and the like.

>>85276560
its in the correct order already.

>>85276760

lets all laugh at /tpg/ ahahha

>>85276827
One of these shows will still be watched in 25 years and got is not it

>>85276570
>She is a capable fighter
That she is. Doesn't mean much if you put her up against an elite one. I'm a capable chess player myself but if I play against a grandmaster I'll struggle to make it to move 20 before being in a lost position.

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I miss the old /got/ days, when Benjen = Daario and Darkstar went to college

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>>85276958

>>85276859
I did not dispute that.

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WHERE MY DARKSTAR BROS AT

Friendly reminder that Syrio Forel survived and is currently disguised as Meryn Trant.

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Dump your Arya memes here

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D A R K S T A R
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Reunion when.

>>85277047
DARKSTAR DID NOTHING WRONG

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>>85277098

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Tommen survived the fall, his body was replaced with some flea bottom scum whose face was smashed in so Cersei couldn't tell the difference.

Tommen is currently making his way north to find Bran, who he intends on fucking in the ass.

>>85276078
only night threads

>>85277180
10/10 would watch this spinoff

>>85277152
Arya: "I have a gift for you too Jon."
Jon: "Yeah? And what is that?"
*Arya pulls up her shirt revealing her breasts
Arya: "I know they aren't as big as Sansa's, but they're still good for sucking"
Jon: "Arya that's... so kind, but... I must decline."
Arya: *angry "How could you fuck Sansa and not me!! She's not even pretty and probably tears up every time you say you're gonna stick it in!"
Jon: "Calm down Arya... alright... just don't tell Sansa about this, I don't want her getting upset."
*Arya jumps on top of Jon and immediately gets to work rubbing his cock while kissing his neck

>>85275424
fucking lol. dumb faggot shouldn't have been playing in the street

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>>85277180
>who he intends on fucking in the ass.
not if zombie hodor gets there first

I don't know about you guys, but I would totally fuck Maisie Williams, not even kidding.

>>85277382
we know, you spam every fucking thread.

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>>85277180
better than arya's arc

>>85275159
The Night King

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>>85277180
Did I hear...

>Best boys

?

>>85277400
This is literally the first time I post in /got/, but I'm glad to know I'm not alone

>>85277424
Yeah sure quasimodofag we all believe you.

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>aryafags

>>85277304
>Arya: *angry "How could you fuck Sansa and not

We see you

>>85277439
its really difficult to choose the least unattractive creature in this picture
im going with the cartoon on that guys shirt

>>85277439
dat belly desu

Just watched first episode out of curiosity. I didn't know it was possible for them to make show worse then it already was, but holy shit they actually did it.
Couldn't stop cringing whole episode.
It's like whole episode was written and directed by reddit.

>>85277439
her brothers are fat

>>85277556
What a pathetic post. How about you go into specifics rather than just saying random buzzwords?

>>85277439
>>85277439
WHAT???? THAT HAMMER WAS NOT THERE THE FIRST TIME i LOOKED AT THAT PICTURE

wHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

>>85277598
>but but... i insulted reddit what do you mean im still not cool???

>>85276229
because its a new one

>>85277122
Christ I forgot Darkstar was actually acharacter Gurm conceived.

>>85277706
He's already transcended the author
Darkstar conceived himself

>>85275519
The fuck did those tits come from? She's 24??

>>85277820
She drank lots of milk obviously.

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>>85277721
Why do I love Darkstar so much? It's pretty simple when I think about it. Darkstar isn't just the best character in the series, he might just be the greatest character of all time. Just imaging him riding through the sands of Dorne, the wind in his hair, his mighty steed below him. As he rides through the red mountains, the ladies swoon at his very scent. They know how he smells, the essence of his smell is sold in Planky Town under the the name of "Greenblood Orgasm." The very nature of Darkstar is mystery. could he be playing a deeper game than even his creator realizes? The answer is yes, he has transcended such boundaries as the written world, and has free will to do whatever he sees fit. However, Darkstar is filled with such guile, such arcane craft that he does not even use these powers. Why, you might ask? You will never know, for the mind of the Darkstar is not one that is easily penetrated. Darkstar is such a force of nature in his realm that nothing can truly touch him, the only thing keeping him bound to the page at all is his will to exist within the preordained boundaries of his world. Darkstar is not only beyond the comprehension of us, he exists within a plane of true focus and beauty. Observe his playful smile, his gorgeous and rippling biceps, his gallant nose, and most importantly, his eyes. His eyes, like pools of saffron, provide the only glimpse into the true machinations of Darkstar. Do not stare into them. Many good men have gone mad in the attempt. Darkstar is not just a character, a formless collection of words and images, he is himself is the binding that holds the saga together. Without Darkstar, the entire series, the entire world of Westeros as we know it crumbles. The Trident would stop flowing without Darkstar, the Reach would become a desolate crater, and the Wall would melt without his frosty gaze. These are just of a few of the reasons why I like Darkstar so much.

>>85277820
Its a stuffed bra dipshits

>>85275131
:3

>>85276127
The sand sneks

>>85277152
She was a batter actress at 13.

>>85277820
She specced all her talent points to boobs at the cost of face

>>85277820
Britbong genes. Busted face but stellar baps as a trade-off

>>85277857
Why is myrcella's hair green?

>>85278046
boogers

>>85278046
He clearly hit her with a reptar bar

>>85278083
Childish post from what can only be assumed is a witless woman.
>>85278084
Genius post that calls out the bad drawing and also hits a nostalgic cord.

>Davos silently cracks open Sansa's door
>Davos begins to rub his cock as he watches half nude Sansa get undressed.
>Sansa suddenly looks at the door.
Sansa: "DAVOS!"
Davos: "I'm sorry my lady I only meant to deliver you a message."
Sansa: "Don't EVER watch me like a creep or I'll have you hanged. You're lucky Jon trusts you."
Davos: "I give you my sincerest apologies Lady Sansa"
Sansa: "Don't apologize, just don't stand and stare when you could walk on over and fuck me."
Davos: "Excuse me my lady? I don't think I quite underst_"
Sansa: "Shhh shhh shhh"
>Sansa walks towards Davos and begins running her hand up and down Davos' leg
Sansa: "I know you want me. Why don't you man up and take me already?"
Davos: *stuttering* "Mmuh mmuh mmuh..."
>Sansa grabs Davos' arm and drags him into the room. The camera pans to the door shutting and locking.

>>85278127
go the fuck away whale

>>85278127
soapiewhale please leave

>>85278127
we
see
you

>>85278146
>>85278165
>>85278192
You guys are fucking homos. I bet if I write one about two guys you'd probably reply about how hard you are.

im playing watchdogs

>>85278218
go the fuck away whale

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>>85278127
Why do Cats brood love to go on an on about "muh stark lineage" when they're all clearly Tully shits.

>>85278127
>>85277304

Cant stop laughing.

can some one post the pasta how D&D came up with sansa rape

>>85278218
If your fanfic isn't /ss/ incest then it doesn't belong on /got/

>>85277467
L is best husbando

>>85278232
Your mom is definitely fat, and she probably raised you on cheese itz and koolaid fat faggot homo

>>85277423
do you have the screenshot of a camera roll with dozens of selfies of them laying in bed together

>>85278273
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>>85278284
Fuck I forgot to save that one from last night

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>>85275424
fuck anon why

85275424
What happened to the dog?

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You will never have a 7/10 qt gf, that will give you a sloppy wet blowjob while you blubber about Azor Ahai.

This thread has inspired me to write a fanfiction about Varys' secret poop fetish and the things he used to do to Tyrion's poops while sailing to Volantis.

>Varys, absolutely bored, stares out at the sea, awaiting to take care of Tyrion's next poop before one of the crew finds it
>'What's that?' Varys thinks to himself as he begins to smell fresh poop breaking the seal of Tyrion's asshole and breathing the air for the first time
>Ejected from his depressed and bored state, Varys tries to maintain composure and hide his overwhelming excitement upon waiting for Tyrion to shove the poop through the wooden hole
>Varys' heart begins to pound
>After waiting for what felt like centuries, the poop scraps the edges of the hole but successfully makes it to the floor of the ship
>Varys leans down and inhales the fumes strongly

Should I continue?

>>85278521
you should not.

>>85278475
Damn I think I used to watch them a couple seasons ago. What are their names again?

>>85278324
what is deanie look-at-my-weenie up to these days?
Do you think deaner showed-my-weener is ever jealous of isaac?

>>85278592
some oriental flavor names, they are actually good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igVxAJ7t6W4

>>85278661
Pretty sure they had a falling out and yeah, Dean is absolutely assmad, probably cries in his bed every night wishing for Isaac to come back.

Fuck do I know that feel tho

>>85278701
falling out?

>>85278761
They don't post anything about each other anymore, at least I don't think

Why did Rhaegar name his 2nd daughter Visenya?

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>>85275519
Too cute

>>85278783
isaac autistically finds a way to mention that dean is his best friend in every interview he does

deans last instagram post in months is a picture of isaac. he doesnt do or say much anyway

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>>85275231
>>85275519
>>85278912
>tfw no cute bighead gf

>>85278945
>deans last instagram post in months is a picture of isaac. he doesnt do or say much anyway
He's embarrassed that we know he's a masturbater and is laying low. It likely destroyed his career.

>come back and pedo faggots have come back

>>85279008
theres literally nothing wrong with masturbating
getting so easily catfished into masturbating on omegle for a middle aged man however

Why aren't glass greenhouses more widespread than just Winterfell? There are more ways to keep it warm than by using water from hot springs.

>>85277337
calm down satan

soon lads

>>85278245
robb was best stark please delet this

>>85279139
Glass is probably expensive as fuck.

>>85279078
is it confirmed that it was a middle aged man?

>>85279314
can you imagine anyone else camping out on omegle all day waiting for dumbass teenagers to take their bait

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>the Wall didn't fall for thousands of years when the Others weren't attacking it, so it won't fall when they do attack

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>>85279364
oh, right

>>85279380
That isn't bad writing tho, that's more or less the kind of retardation you normally hear in politics.

>>85279075
what pedos?

>>85279380
>autistic man can't understand non-literal statements

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>>85278948

Reminder that this is all going according to keikaku.

Night King knew Dany would get dragons which would let him break the Wall so over two decades ago he starts pushing the Wildling's shit in, amassing a large army and becoming a threat knowing that through the use of his Children graced powers he could manipulate events into getting Jon to go on a suicidal mission to him, Dany rescuing him and losing a dragon in the process.

>>85279453
People think that you're a pedo if you find Isaac, Maisie, Sophie, or Dean attractive despite the fact they're all over 18. Though I guess if you stroke your dick to them when they were young on the show that is very bad.

>>85275010
>>85275131
>his mask and his glasses are crooked in the exact same way
what is this autism? does he do it on purpose?

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STANNIS ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME

STANNIS AINT DEAD

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>>85277152
Hopefully he will stick her with the pointy end

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When did you realize the NK and his bros were actually the good guys? All they want to do is save the westeros from dragons.

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>>85278948
>you will never comfort her over her insecurity over her big forehead and reassure her there's just more to kiss
jdimsa, maybe this stomach ache is pancreatic cancer and I can drift peacefully off into oblivion throughout the night whilst dreaming over a better life.

Maester genocide when? These conniving shits have gone too far.

>>85279786
She probably gets off on humiliation since that's all she's ever known

>>85279763
This but unironically.

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/got/ I dreamed I was old

>>85279139
>>85279267
They had to import glass from Myr. It was a relatively expensive endeavor conducted by a fucking Lord Paramount to make his wife feel more at home. And it would have been even more difficult had they not had the hotsprings.

>>85277382
I said it already, but whatever.

You got hard every time gollum was on screen in Lotr, didn't you?

>After a series or quick negotiations, Jon and Dany decide not to have an expensive royal wedding. Instead, a maester formally declares their union, they kiss briefly, and the maester leaves the tent leaving the two alone
Daenerys: "Do you understand that we must now consummate this marriage in order for our alliance to be legitimate?"
Jon: "Yes Your Grace I do."
Daenerys: "Your Grace?"
>Daenery smiles and laughs
Daenerys: "Dany will do just fine."
Jon: "Dany"
>Jon smiles then reaches for Dany's arms
Daenerys: "Stop. I hate to inform you but I'm not fucking you until I get some proper stimulation."
Jon: "Oh trust me... I once knew a girl that I managed to make cum from just my tongue alone."
>Daenerys, annoyed, steps outside the tent
Daenerys: "Drogon!"
>The flying beast lands just inches away from the tent. Jon walks outside and sees the erect cock of a dragon staring him in the face
Daenerys: "I've fucked much bigger men than you... I'm afraid you're tiny cock will not be satisfactory."
>Daenerys crawls in towards the Dragon penis, which is about the size of a four baseball bats tied together with rubberbands
Daenerys: "There there... oooh, someone is excited"
>Daenerys opens her legs revealing her gaping, saggy vagina. Jon is shocked to see just how decimated her pussy is.
Jon: "You weren't kidding were you?"
Daenerys: "Come on, there's room for two cocks here."
Jon: "Umm... are you sure about that? That really doesn't look safe."
Daenerys: "No? More for Drogon then."
>Daenerys carefully slides the dragon cock into her vag bag. After starring at Jon while enjoying the penetration by her dragon, Jon finally decides to walk over and slide his cock in too.

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>>85279869
>you will never subtly manipulate her into getting off on love and affection because she thinks it's all a long con for the ultimate humiliation that never actually comes
I'M OUT

>>85275159
Littlefinger.

>>85275010
>>Davos silently cracks open Sansa's door
>>Davos begins to rub his cock as he watches half nude Sansa get undressed.
>>Suddenly, someone puts a hand on his shoulder
>>Startled, Davos turns around
>>It's CIA
>>CIA: "Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well" he whispers

>>85276417
Missandei is probably blackish. Her island is geographically closest to the Summer Isles. Though they're more of a fictional race, what with having golden eyes and all.

85280204
We see you.

Take your daddy issues back to tumblr

>>85279993
>to make his wife feel more at home
what?

>>85280110
Daenerys: "DRACUMUS"
>Drogon cums all over Daenerys on demand

>>85280358
Ned made it for Cat because she was so out of place in the North. Or maybe that was the Sept. I don't fucking know anymore.

>>85280255
At least it's straight

>>85280110
i wonder what will happen if you post it on Reddit

>>85280462
The glass gardens took generations to build, and it was built for food not as a pleasure garden

>>85279975
>/tv/ supported Stannis
>/tv/ supported Joffry
next they'll support the White Walkers, idiots.

I recently started watching, and although I like it I can't believe the Jamie and Arya filler scenes are spanning two seasons now (i'm mid season 3). Really, 10 minutes every episodes of them just walking through forests?

and what's the deal with having Jamie captured anyways? they killed Ned Stark and then they did nothing, why not just kill him? it's not like they were gonna kill Sansa, she was to be the queen at that point still

>>85280624
christopher rollan

>>85280624
Tully Archer
Banging Melisandre

>>85280624
rolling

>>85280876
>it's not like they were gonna kill Sansa
yes they absolutely would and killing POWs isn't honourable and shit
also
>jaime's introduction and character development
>filler

>>85280255
>>85278367

on season /got/ really brings Reddit in.

>>85280624
rolling for celibacy at the wall

>>85280624
R'hllor help me

>>85280624
What is dead may never reroll.

>>85280926
it's way past his introduction or character development. He's just being dragged around, escapes, dragged around again, Robs mom sends him to be traded for the kids, more dragging around, captured by Rubs men again, more dragging around

Also Ayyyrya is supposedly the king of the once second most powerful lord in this part of the world but only like two people in the realm know what she looks like.

>>85280973
Fuck me, I'd rather be poisoned by Arya. Don't make me fuck Dany.

>>85280993
>only like two people in the realm know what she looks like.
1. they're not in the north
2. they don't fucking have cameras
3. peasant boy disguise

For FUCKS sake. So far up to and including S6 I've always skipped any and all Dany scenes. What am I going to do now that Dany scenes are going to be like 50% of the episode?

>>85280892
>greyjoy archer fucking sansa

Theon X Sansa confirmed?

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>>85275632
>easteros

>>85276027
like 30% of that map is made up.

You're retarded.

>>85275526
What would be the most satisfying way for Dany to die?

>getting eaten by her dragons while bran wargs them

>>85281240
Tripping on some shit and falling face first on a dagger when she lands on Dragonstone would've been the best.

Jorah killing her when she goes mad (or before she goes mad, who cares).

If the dragon eats her I don't want this to be some dramatic moment. Just some chaos/frenzy on the battlefield, then they bit her in half and throw both halves away (like they did to some slaver IIRC) and the fight keeps going no one cares that Dany is dead.

Ultimately the targ side is losing, the dragons fuck off and are never seen again. No one ever mention Daenerys again either.

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>>85281356
Daenerys finally gives in to Jorah's charms.
He fingers her.

>>85275010
Davos is such a QT.

Is it possible that the White Walkers are the good guys?

Has this whole thing just been a big misunderstanding?

>>85281240
Killed by Ed Sheeran.

>>85281240
Jon killing Dany. Or even better, Tyrion&Sansa (wedded couple) commanding Jon to kill Dany. Infuriate all fanbases at once.

>>85275316
Dude, just get HBO Now for the duration of the season, and then cancel as soon as it's over.

>>85281240

The living starks burn her alive in wild fire the avenge Rikard and Brandon.

But it will not happen in the show ofc, in the show fire immunity is a party trick apparently.

>>85281476
>they try to burn her alive
>doesn't work
>"Well, so much for that" - They cut her head off or shove a spear through her, then walk out laughing

Daenerys speech is coming

"I was born at Dragonstone. Not that I can remember it. We fled before Robert's assassins could find us. Robert was your father's best friend, no? I wonder if your father knew his best friend sent assassins to murder a baby girl in her crib. Not that it matters now, of course. I spent my life in foreign lands. So many men have tried to kill me, I don't remember all their names. I have been sold like a broodmare. I've been chained and betrayed, raped and defiled. Do you know what kept me standing, through all those years in exile? Faith. Not in any god, not in myths and legends. In myself. In Daenerys Targaryen. The world hadn't seen a dragon in centuries, until my children were born. The Dothraki hadn't crossed the sea, any sea. They did for me. I was born to rule the Seven Kingdoms, and I will"

>>85281356
>No one ever mention Daenerys again either.
Or the opposite. They mention it every other episode like they do Stannis.

>"That Daenerys I tell you, what a dumb cunt. That's for sure, she didn't have what it takes to rule"; A cock.

>>85281562
>puke.mp4

>>85281562
But it was Tywin that gave to order to kill the babies.

>>85281571
"Dany was a mistake" - Missandei

>>85281562
Ah, we finely meet the one who wrote lyanna mormont

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>Stannis ? who is that ?

>>85278127
>Implying Davos would ever cheat on his wife.

>>85281761
>Would a good man be doing this? "I am a man," he said. "I am kind to my wife, but I have known other women. I have tried to be a father to my sons, to help make them a place in this world. Aye, I've broken laws, but I never felt evil until tonight. I would say my parts are mixed, m'lady. Good and bad."

>>85281827
Aright correction
>implying Davos would very cheat on his wife with that noisy stupid bitch.

>>85275632
>Brysbane, Austrios

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>>85275632
>thousand islands

>>85275632
This isn't real right?

the cia niggers glow in the dark

>>85281986
It's a joke

>>85281986
it isn't

>>85282068
>>85282078
Sorry after reaching darkstar in the books I don't know what to believe anymore.

>>85275119

>Sailing around on a pile of wood while dragons are flying about
>Male with his own ambitions

Yeah he's dead

>>85275509

>give me work

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She didn't look that fat in the first episode. It was probably filmed a long time ago.

>>85275509
Stupid nigger be stupid nigger

>>85279975
>you will never get to watch the moment that the roose got loose for the first time again
A purer time

>>85282122
It's an obvious joke but it doesn't matter we will never go to any of those places

>>85281562
YAAAAAAAAS

>you will never be autistic enough to think the spooky plains or austrios is a real thing grrm put in his books

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>>85275632

whoever decided to give lyanna mormont any lines this season needs to be shot.

>>85282252
>ywn be autistic enough to have this much faith in a certified hack

>>85282235

"6 things Hillary and Khaleesi have in common"

>>85282273
I have something i wanna shoot....in her mouth

>>85282171
Uh...she was in an obvious girdle the whole scene and likely won't be taking it off any point this year

>>85276255

I doubt Varys is going to forget his hated of Magic, he lost his fucked dick to some wizard who just wanted to talk to spirits.

Of course since he got some un-shown revenge on that wizard, he might have gotten over it. Or perhaps kept that wizard alive for use.

>>85282287
Delusions of grandeur

>>85282287
>1. Can't run any kind of campaign

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>>85275695
THE MAESTERS ARE WORKING FOR THE NIGHF KING

>>85282287
>Both fucked their female servants
>Both believe they deserve a title because of their husband
>Both pretend to care about poor brown people
>Both blame their failures on a perceived, hostile, foreign power

>>85278127
Make it SER DAVOS THE ONION KNIGHT

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>>85282322
DAENERYS IS WORKING FOR THE WHITE WALKERS~!~!~

>>85282303
>I doubt Varys is going to forget his hated of Magic, he lost his fucked dick to some wizard who just wanted to talk to spirits.

>he thinks D&D care about logic/characters motivations&stuff

Summerchild pls.
If they want them to be together on the team they'll be together on the team. If they don't like either one(probably Melly, given they had her take part in killing shireen) they'll just get rid of her.

Just like they'll get rid of all sandnsakes/Ellaria to avoid having conflict with Tyrion being on the same team as the sneks who killed his niece.

>>85282287
>>85282311
Run a campaign on "The other guy is really bad!" instead on "I'm really good, look at all I'm doing!"

Unless of course Dany killing everyone in Slaver's bay by disease/starvation was her campaign.

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What if euron wasn't actually bad but he was just doing evil things to stop the others?

>>85282297
>obvious
'no'

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>>85282435
What if nobody is objectivly bad they are merely reacting to external situations through their senses and processing their thoughts based on their character that equals their interaction with the envilroment they are in????

>>85281827
>if half an onion is rotten, it's a rotten onion
Was she right?

sansa's a dumb bitch who's only good for fucking. she should stop talking and start sucking

>>85282453
If you look at her silly outfit you can tell. Also, she admits in interviews that she can hardly breathe in her outfits because they are so tight. Try again.

>>85282521
post ONE such interview faggot

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>>85282483
lol no

get a load of this guy

>>85282497
>throwing away good food just because a bit of it is bad
Literal child behavior. I wonder how Stannis would feel about wasting food like that.

>>85282483
>What if [nobody is objectivly bad they] Gregor Clegane and Euron Greyjoy are merely reacting to external situations through their senses and processing their thoughts based on their character that equals their interaction with the envilroment they are in????

Really?

>>85282483
What if obvious tourists didn't post in this general? I think we would have better threads.

>>85282497
Melly is always right

>>85282497
>>85282533
GRRM stance is quite clear on that anyway, later on in the story some (don't recall who it was) finds an half-rotten onion, cuts out the rotten parts and eat the rest.

like bad guy killing good guy

>>85282528
Had a good, healthy chuckle, ty anon.

>>85282576
It was Sam
>When Craster's wives brought onions, he seized one eagerly. One side was black with rot, but he cut that part off with his dagger and ate the good half raw.

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>>85282525
Here's your one. Not to mention all the others she goes into more detail on her wardrobe. Goddamn I wish I could punch you in the face right now you little bitch.

>>85282626
heh make sense that GRRM stated his stance with his self insert.

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>>85282635
I can photoshop images too.

>>85282755
>implying all his characters aren't self inserts

Dude wants to bang his sister and also get raped on his wedding night by a large brown horse surfer

>>85282547
>better threads
>waifu posting
>pedo bran/tommen posting
>map posting
>CK2 posting
>Le DaBId & DaVE posting

Yeah thread would be 10x better.

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>>85275039
What is second best "fu" after Frogfu?

>>85282845
Nymfu then bearloli

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can't wait for based Euron to btfo the Matriarchy next episode

>>85282884
Is it confirmed?

>>85282938

>>85275861
major characters them like. vital.

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Why don't they just fly the ring into mordor?

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>>85282845
Dogfu

>>85276417
Wrong, I just started reading the first book, and it mentions "Lords from the Summer Isles with skin as black as ebony" at Daenerys' wedding with Khal Drogo. The Summer Isles are basically Africa.

>>85283100
Why didn't the others just take control of the eagles,
And fly over the wall?

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>tfw when there are so many waifu's you'll never get to impregnate

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>>85283100