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Is this kino?

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Is this kino?
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>>85268703

TWO PILLOWS??!?!?!?
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>>85268703

TDS is no laughing matter

It's extremely annoying to be around the sufferers
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he used to be good :(
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Your mum's pretty damn hardcore kino.
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>>85268703
A fully grown man bouncing on a bed shrieking pee pee. Burgers sort yourselves out.
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I can't stand this guy anymore. I used to watch the Colbert Report every week but he's become a fucking ass clown.
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>>85268703
>PEE PEE TAPE
>PEE PEE TAPE
And libcucks say /pol/tards are /r9k/fags
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how many scoops has this mad man taken to get him this far?
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>>85268703
colbert is literally obsessed
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GLUNTF
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DRUMPY DRUMPY POO POO PEE PEE
DUMPY DORMPFOID ICE CREAM SCOOPY
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>>85269175
DRUMPFY DRUMPFY TWO SCOOP MAN
MAKE MAKE PEE PEE BY BED STAND
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>85269110
2b fair, pol actually invented the pissing russian hooker story about 3 months before it became a news story as a goof
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>>85269065

It turns out his blowhard conservative personality is actually more likeable than his real one.
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>>85268703
It's as if Alex Jones liked fey ukulele pop music but his paul watson was louise mensch

he was cool what happened
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>>85269239
But did they film themselves jumping up and down on a bed while yelling "pee pee tape"? And did they delude themselves into thinking it was real?
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Ol Steve can't go 5 seconds without thinking about Trump. What a pathetic faggot
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Pee pee tape?
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>>85269292
>And did they delude themselves into thinking it was real?
Pizzagate started a shitty forced meme specifically designed to fuck with the Clinton campaign, but most if not all of /pol/ ended up believing it.
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>>85268703
I love how triggered this thread already is

Do you think this thread will make it to over 500 posts?
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>>85269366
Why did they say Comet Pizza doesn't have a basement when there's documented proof of one actually existing?
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>>85269366
Because there was a lot of weird shit surrounding it that they didn't make up, Just the absurd pedo shit that that guy posted on his social media accounts warranted a lot of the intrigue surrounding it. Even if you think there was nothing more to it, it has more base than le leaked pp story
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of course that segment is shit -- late night is godawful in general
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>>85269453
I know, right? That's proof enough for some mentally unhinged fucker to go in, guns blazing based on shitty made up memes.

>>85269470
>Because there was a lot of weird shit
None of which was actually related to the stupid claims of a child sex ring happening on a fucking pizza parlor.
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>>85269563
There was a separate building that had a room not shown in its blueprints too with pedo symbols graffiti'd nearby. It wasn't just the pizza parlor.
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fuck drumpf and fuck white people
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>>85268703
jesus this is still going on...I literally stopped watching any political shows
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>president is an absolute madman
>/pol/ tries to characterise the people who make fun of him as having something wrong with them
I don't get it
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STOP CLAPPING!
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I want to take a box cutter to this annoying cunt's face.
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Its so tiring seeing this garbage on the Youtube trending page every fucking day. People just eat this shit up and never get tired of the same jokes.
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SKROMPLF???
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>>85269714
yeah you dont faggot
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>>85269714
>president is famous for making outrageous, often derogatory statements on people who may or may not deserve it
>/pol/ gets angry when comedians make outrageous, often derogatory statements on the president, who may or may not deserve it
Me neither.
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>>85269924
Is there actually something to get?
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Do his last waking moments consist if BLOMPH??
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>>85269765
h-he's fast!
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lol two scoops lmfao! this thread is gold
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>>85268703
>shitpost on ESPN 8 the Ocho
>Washed up british spy buys it up
>Makes a fake dossier
>Insufferable mick acts like a puppet for a bunch of greaseball kikes on tv

What fucking timeline is this
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meme warriors report in!
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>>85270092
>>85270189
I know you're trying to make fun of me, but here's the thang, mah boi: I just don't CARE!!! wololololo
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>>85268703
Reminder that all white leftist traitors will be the first ones to be shot.
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>>85268703
TWO HOOKERS
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I thought all this shit was proven wrong?

The articles that started the piss talk came from buzzfeed for christ's sake.

We are living in a post factual society.
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>>85270813
However other info surfaced that corroborates other information in that dossier.....so

>>85270509
no
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>>85269366
>>85269563

There is infinatly more proof for pizzagate than the trump piss tape, which is known bullshit yet still pushed by democrats.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikleBAlzC1s
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>>85271504
>However other info surfaced that corroborates other information in that dossier

no it didnt. It was made up by shitposters on 4chan. Thats how stupid you are.
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>>85271610
well yeah, molesters exist and also rich molesters rings and there's convictions of democrats and republicans at it

russia shit has zero. It's worse than 9/11 truther shit
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>>85271666
make sure to kill yourself when mueller presents his case :)
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>>85271610
>infinatly
I'll believe you.
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>TWO PEEPEES?!
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>>85271918

>THIS IS IT! THIS IS THE MOMENT WHEN TRUMP IS GOING TO GO TO PRISON!

lol you lost and there is literally nothing you can do but squirm like a pathetic worm
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The "absolute" in "absolute kinography" means "no story/narrative", and the "kinography" means "cinema".
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>>85268703
What is he gonna do once Trump is out? He's pigenholed himself pretty bad
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>>85272076
Anyone would run out of jokes after 4 years straight.
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>tfw parents have TDS

We don't even live in the US anymore yet they spend hours and hours every day watching CNN and making comments that are akin to what you'd find in an /r/politics thread.
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>>85269875
Because it's still funny. Once Trump stops being funny and/or is no longer relevant, Colbert is fucked.

Believe it or not, there are rare non-Trump (and even rarer, non-political) bits in the Late Show. none of them are as funny or as well-written as the Trump bits.
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>>85271987
Is that why ur dear leader is having the grumpy tummy rumbly dumpys every night out of fear Mueller will put him in the slammer?
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>>85268724
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>>85272277
I just don't get how people aren't politically drained at this point. Ever since Trump was elected, every goddamn thing has been about him, and still is. At this point, I just don't care anymore, but thats just me though. I know a lot of people will disagree with me on this.
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>>85272076
Retire? He would have achieved his mission
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>>85272426
A lot of it is unironically the health care debacle. People can get sick of investigation stuff and never really cared about Syria and ISIS, but a doubled insurance premium is something that haunts you month after month. Complacency doesn't survive so well when you're losing money. That's why so many Republican Congressman are fighting the various health care bills with no input from Democrats whatsoever.
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>>85272495
To connect that to Trump, Trump has aligned himself with a very, VERY unpopular bill (and I'm not saying his personal stance or campaign stance agree with it, just that he's identified himself with the Ryan and McConnell crusade to gut Medicare and take back all the entitlements). People are terrified that they're going to lose their healthcare, including a LOT of Republicans that make below the 50th percentile. They're taking a very active interest in politics, and that means when WaPo or the NYT runs a dispatch update on Russia/Trump/Mueller/probe/investigation/insert keyword, it adds to the sense of disquiet and unease that's lingering around everyone.
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Wasnt that a rumor made up on /pol/ for the direct reason that idiots would believe it?
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>>85269239
I knew i was thinking of the right thread. I cant believe people fucking fell for it.
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>>85271918
I was in the thread that started the rumors. It was months before the fucking election was over. Sorry you're a) too big of a pussy to go on /pol/ b) too stupid to listen to a side without actual evidence and c) not funny.
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>>85272402
>Is that why ur dear leader is having the grumpy tummy rumbly dumpys
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>PEE
>PEE
TAPE
!!!
>PEE
>PEE
TAPE
!!!
>PEE
>PEE
TAPE
!!!
>PEE
>PEE
TAPE
!!!
>PEE
>PEE
TAPE
!!!
>PEE
>PEE
TAPE
!!!
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>>85269563
>the pizzagate shooter!

false flag 101
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>>85270189
>>85269440

>I posted it again!!1
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>>85272999

cyka blat
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>Colbert is on the air
>Ferguson isn't

This fuck makes me miss Leno.
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>>85268703
He snapped
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>>85273763
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>>85268703
His obsession is really getting out of hand.
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Fuck Drumpf
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>>85269110

Bit by bit that dossier is being confirmed
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>>85274036
not really
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>>85268703
This man is a pathetic mess. He's gone insane with obsession for Trump. How 'til he joins the Trump train, tho?
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>>85271666

you do know the FBI investigation is based on that dossier, they wouldn't base en entire investigation on some random bulllshit made up on 4chan.
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>>85269244
Just like Decker.
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>>85274061

except all the things that are being confirmed like the names and the meetings all matching up with the timeline. But sure, 4chan invented it all and bigfoot is the real cause of global warming right?
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>>85268724
Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear pillows.
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>>85274106
>implying global warming is real

Fucking sheep.
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>PEEPEE TAPE

Is this edited?
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>>85274036
>>85274106

Proof?
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Is this a SCHLADOID thread?
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>>85269563
>go in, guns blazing based on shitty made up memes.
You mean that actor that went in there, shot one bullet through a wall and miraculously hit the computer's hard drive two rooms over? Yeah, actually that was the thing that made me think twice about Pizzagate.
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>>85274083
>.......or would they?

>>85274062
He's on it, went to Russia showed they are cool people worth being allies with and made fun of the pee pee tape and took away the mystery about it, making it less effective. Colbert will be a crypto agent for convincing people to go on Trumps side while also mocking him to keep up the illusion.
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>>85274111
such wasted trips.
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>>85271504
Lol no it didnt...so
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>>85268703
I'm embarrassed for him and I've never even watched his show
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>>85271666

News agencies had the dossier for a good 6 months before it released.
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>>85268703
So what was the point of it? To make pee jokes? Does anyone find it legitimately funny?
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>>85274728
no, all 543000 views were people who where shocked and appalled like you. nobody likes the things you don't like because they're all objectively bad and wrong.
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>>85273763
i think trump broke his brain
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>>85274897
Way to answer his question dumbass
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>>85274897
>That tone
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>>85268703
Trump probably can't help but watch this shit and get incredibly upset lmao
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>>85271918
ok
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>drumpfffff

kinda sounds like a fart if you think about it lol
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>>85268703
Jesus Christ he has become quite the pathetic creature.

Who on earth can even take him seriously?
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Imagine being Colbert and being really into comedy, doing sketch and improv work. You make films like strangers with candy. Then you get your big break with being a daily show correspondent. Making regular money, and maybe getting a career in a major show or movie. But you become know doing an impersonation of a republican. You watch Carrel with a hit tv show. You get to play second fiddle behind stewart, doing a minstrel impression of a man who is already a character. And you do this. For. Years. But finally you get a spot on late night. Finally big leagues with big league pay and big league recognition. Then your ratings arent so good. Rumors circulate of being replaced. Then Trump comes along. Reluctantly you start doing bits about him here and there. Somehow he wins. You still hold out for a bit, but before inauguration day you cave and start doing tons of bits on trump. Reviving shit you thought you left behind to make fun of trump. Doing 10min monologues all about trump. Even bringing him up in fucking interviews. This gets the ratings, and this is now your life. You went from being a caricature of a republican every night to talking endlessly about someone you call a caricature of a human. And there is no escape. This is not an exit.
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>>85278326
What is the relevance of the blackboard story to pairing it with Stephen?
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>>85272277
>because it's still funny
>still funny
>funny
It was never funny to begin with. That's what makes it so pathetic. It's just hardcore liberals mad about the election watching at this point.
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>>85272277
>well-written
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DDRRUUMMPPPPPFFFF

TWO POOS

TWO PEES

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=Lk1uBMZOaXc
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>>85279404
It's even worse than I imagined.
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>>85279585
How can he ever recover from this?

Will he some day claim that TWO SCOOPS Colbert was just a character, or is he permanently deranged? It's quite fascinating.
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>>85268703
The piss dossier is a confirmed fanfiction but okay
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>>85273763

I guess it's supposed to be ironic... and "hilarious" but I honestly feel like I'm watching a mans personal descent into madness
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>>85269239
that's what makes this whole thing especially funny

it's so retarded that it literally can't possibly be true, best prank ever
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>>85279660
It doesn't matter as long as they keep telling themselves it's real they can live in their own reality
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>>85268703
It must be so hard being a leftie today. Your current president got elected while shitting all over Obama's legacy, everyday you need to trick yourself into thinking your preferred candidate wasn't such a scumbag, and the comedians you look up to and who were supposed to make fun of Trump are making themselves look like asshats
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Trump is a Jew shill who needs to be impeached...but Colbert went too far this time.
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>>85278859

None. It's the plot to some Vietnamese puppet play.
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>>85270813
>I thought all this shit was proven wrong?
>The articles that started the piss talk came from buzzfeed for christ's sake.
>We are living in a post factual society.

What people seem to forget is that one of the first "POST-FACTS" was Dan Rather's supposed evidence on George Bush, that turned out to be simply written in a typewriter font and photoshopped to look copied.

Dan and liberals then defended this by saying it was "fake but accurate"

In fact Colbert then responded to this by coining "truthiness".
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>>85275169
He broke the brains of a lot of so-called "comedians."

This is a class of people who pride themselves on thinking that they are smarter than everyone else even all they do is tell jokes at best, and recite propaganda at worst. They "knew" Hillary Clinton would be president, because in their simple little minds they know everything. Then surprise surprise, it turns out that they are just dumbass dancing monkeys who clap their cymbals for the amusement of the public, and this realization is more than they can handle.
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>>85274010
holy fuck it looks like my brother's facebook feed
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>>85280069
>This is a class of people who pride themselves on thinking that they are smarter than everyone else
You just described a lot of liberals there.
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>DRUMPFTY DUMPTY
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>Colbert walks on stage
>Sooo...
>There's a gasp from the audience
>Jarble...
>All white women immediately give birth to multiracial children without becoming pregnant
>NRUMPT!!!
>A small Caucasian child seated in the third row of the audience ceases to exist
>Most white men in the audience undergo a chemical skin darkening process
>Colbert pulls a .357 Magnum from his pocket and shoots the remaining white men in the audience in the head
>The multiracial crowd are on the floor at this point in hysterics
>The sound waves from the laughter in the room shatter Colberts glasses, he removes them from his face
>An MPAA member runs towards the camera in an attempt to cut the live feed to the televised audience due to the violence of the situation
>Colbert shoots him in the head before he reaches the camera because he is a straight white male
>As he sees his reflection in the camera, the smile on Colberts face slowly fades and he stares blankly into the camera, he peers down to see that he ejacualted his pants too
>The sound of laughter slowly fades out and Colbert opens his mouth
>Don't forget Nrumpt, I'm coming for EVERY white male
>Every. Single. One.
>He smirks one last time
>The only thing my mouth is good for is for being a holster for...
>He loads the .357 Magnum and sticks the barrell in his mouth
>In a muffled voice he says "thhhhss gnnnnn" as he pulls the trigger
>The nuclear alerts immediately disappear worldwide
>A new age of prosperity where members of all races and faiths share their possessions comes into being
>Jimmy Kimmels son lives to be 150 years old and finds the cure to every disease known to man
>Obamacare is enshrined into the US constitution
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>colbert walks on stage
>audience applauds
>Heh oh, yeah, sure, yeah hehe.. uh..
>audience quiets down
>So uh, heh, uh... so, yeah...
>puts hands in pockets
>Hmmm, uhh..
>paces towards camera
>Yeah... so... umm...
>a slight growing hum can be heard from the crowd
>... Donald.......
>the audience collectively prepares themselves with such force that it sucks all air out of the room, producing an environment similar to the vacuum of space
>colbert licks his lips slowly, the saliva immediately boiling due to the difference in pressure
>a few people begin to experience dangerous side effects, some go unconscious
>colbert, unphased, closes his eyes in dismay as he prepares to speak once again
>... Trump.
>the audience's collective groaning sigh causes the room to rumble and the building's foundations to sway
>dust drops from the ceiling as the rumbling continues, light fixtures drop to the floor and shatter
>the shards of glass shoot out towards the crowd, killing several people instantly and leaving some with gaping wounds
>a large glass of water on a stand drops to the floor near a broken light, extending the current
>one of the stage crew accidentally slips and lands in the puddle, taking several thousand volts into his body and frying his brain
>the rumbling ceases immediately
>colbert smirks
>I mean, really?
>the audience laughs as the dead crewman's body catches on fire in the background
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Why are /pol/tards so obsessed with this guy ?
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>colbert walks on stage
>audience on the edge of their seat, some begin preemptively passing out from excitement
>colbert smirks
>so....Trump this week, I mean...really?
>at once - a cacophony of shrieks and laughter of immeasurable magnitude erupts from the crowd
>colbert chuckles to himself and then points at the camera
>i mean c'mon people - im looking at you, white males
>all the women in the audience immediately begin twerking on the one black guy in the bleachers until the vibrations begin superheating his body to neutron star level temperatures
>the camera zooms in on colberts face
>seriously, do you not realize what year it is?
>the tidal forces resulting from the combination of applause, laughter, and tribal dancing starts to alter the very fabric of time itself
>colberts face begins to bend and contort until it loses any resemblance to its original figure
>the universe as we know it rips and vanishes into sheer darkness, leaving only one cardboard sign from the audience floating indefinitely within the endless abyss
>"it was her turn"
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>>85280235
These are great. I hope he gets wind of this kind of thing.

I sent him a postcard, it says TWO SCOOPS in Elvish script.
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>>85280258
Why is Colbert so obsessed with pee pee and ice cream?
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>>85268724
fpbp
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I thought liberals were above pee pee jokes
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Did he really jump up and down on a bed for three minutes yelling "pee pee tape"?

If so, this man is mentally ill.
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>>85280258
>Why are /pol/tards so obsessed with this guy ?
>why would a politics board want to talk about a popular comedian obsessed with the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
You dumb
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>>85280346
>three

It was closer to 10
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so colbert made a two scoops joke once and it made half of /pol/ sperg out like crazy?

no wonder why he does it, you're giving him tons of attention for minor jokes.
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>>85270189
sweet monitor though.
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>>85280378
>It was closer to 10

closer to 35 actually
oddly captivating
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>>85280406
To be fair, two scoops is a lot when some people have no scoops.
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>>85280406
>so colbert made a two scoops joke once and it made half of /pol/ sperg out like crazy?
Making memes is somehow bad now?
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>"So..."
>audience sits nervously
>short period of absolute dead silence
>AND REMEMBER LÛT, WHEN HE SAID TO HIS PEOPLE: "COMMIT YE THE WORST SIN SUCH AS NONE PRECEDING YOU HAS COMMITTED IN THE 'ÂLAMÎN?
>VERILY, YE PRACTISE YOUR LUSTS ON MEN INSTEAD OF WOMEN. NAY, BUT YE ARE A PEOPLE TRANSGRESSING BEYOND BOUNDS."
>AND THE ANSWER OF HIS PEOPLE WAS ONLY THAT THEY SAID, "DRIVE THEM OUT OF YOUR TOWN, THESE ARE INDEED MEN WHO WANT TO BE PURE OF SINS!"
>THEN ALLAH SAVED HIM AND HIS FAMILY, EXCEPT HIS WIFE; SHE WAS OF THOSE WHO REMAINED BEHIND.
>AND ALLAH RAINED DOWN UPON THEM A RAIN OF BRIMSTONE. THEN SEE WHAT WAS THE END OF THE MUJRIMÃŽN.
>...
>A minute passes. Cut to entire studio audience, all now fallen down dead from exsanguination of no apparent cause. All homosexuals in the North American continent likewise mysteriously bleed to death simultaneously. Remaining survivors convert to Islam.
>...
>He suddenly flicks his head back and smiles.
>"Stay right there ladies and gentlemen! Coming up is Brad Pitt and Miley Cyrus! Stick around!"
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he cant keep getting away with it!!
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Jesus christ, I fucking hate Americans so much.
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>>85280406
>/pol/
>muh boogityman
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>>85274010
jesus christ
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>>85280406
Yes, you fucking liberal. He made a silly joke once and we've never forgotten it. he will fucking RUE the day he made fun of OUR GOD EMPEROR
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>>85280489
best episode yet
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Colbert is the very definition of controlled opposition... "Laugh in the face of totalitarianism, but don't arm yourselves and fight for your rights because violence is bad!"
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>>85268703
POO POO
PEE PEE
NOW MOMMY HAS TO CHANGE ME
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>>85280406
They made fun of CNN's coverage of the two scoops then used Colbert's rage face to make him look like a lunatic. If you think Colbert meant for this to happen you must be as deluded as he is.
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>American """"""""comedians""""""""

what went wrong?
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>>85280608
So Colbert is a republican acting retarded to make democrats look bad now?

How many levels of cognitive dissonance are you on?
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>>85280674

No, he's a wealthy representative of the establishment media owing to much to the status quo to use his position to campaign for actual change.

I do think he's an actual supporter of the Democratic Party.
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>>85280622
It actually got me to watch his show. I'm glad I did.
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>>85280851
>It actually got me to watch his show. I'm glad I did.
>This 4chan meme involving photo shopped faces of Colbert convinced me to watch his cool show.
Sure you did
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>>85269366
>pizzagate was just a prank bruh ;) we don't actually believe it.
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>>85269453
Because there was no basement, friendo.
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>>85279716
I like the one lie where he starts shitting loudly after pissing on the hookers and calls Obama a coon or something like that.

[note to FBI]this post is SATIRE. Everything within shall be regarded as such/[note]
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>>85269617
>muh pedo symbols!
>muh secret rooms!
You retards fall for everything, don't you?
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>>85272426
Liberals have to care, the instant they stop they might realize they've been living hollow lives, emasculated and domesticated

They're neurotic
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>>85281196
>that projection
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>>85272426
Every time you feel start to feel bored with it trump or his family does something retarded. If nothing else his presidency has provided so much laughter to so many. A true humanitarian.
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>>85280069
he literally gave john mccaine a brain tumor.
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>>85280549
How are you obtuse to the point of where you can look at these fucking threads and proceed to call /pol/ a boogeyman?
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>>85281374
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>>85281386
HAHA EBIN MEME BRUH XD
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>tfw you remember when Colbert wasn't a huge faggot
>well he played a faggot but he was funny
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>>85281299
It seems like they do something stupid every week and CNN jumps on the chance to call them out on their corrupt ways yet CNN is somehow in the wrong.
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>>85269014
His writers* used to be good
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>>85281374
>everyone who disagrees with me is /pol/
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>>85281492
Because CNN is literally wrong like 90% of the time.
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>>85281528
Look at this thread you naive faggot. Look at this board. How new are you? The only people who ever make this meme argument are /pol/fags and newfags.

Kill yourself.
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>>85281537
>CNN is wrong sometimes and was biased during the election
>that makes them wrong 90 percent of the time.
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>>85281599
>this is what lefties truly believe
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>>85279716
I dunno, the people in power are usually into some pretty nasty stuff that'll make us plebs seem like puritanical vanilla-worshippers in comparison.
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>>85281537
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>>85281528
>literally a debate going on about pizzagate earlier in thread
>/pol/ is a boogeyman
Must be nice to be blissfully ignorant.
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>>85281662
>DA LEFTISTS REEEE!!!! I CANT ARGUE SO BETTER BLAME MY BOOGEYWOOGEY!
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>>85281580
Mate, is it really that bad if a few people on this site frequent multiple boards?
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>>85281715
REEEEEEEE HE'S GUILTY OF WRONGTHINK DON'T EVEN SPEAK TO HIM
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>>85281715
Oh, so you are new? Well kiddo, you see boards have what we call rules. Now bear with me but (believe it or not) /pol/ is known for raiding and shitposting up other boards. Shocking I know...who would have thunk? Now boards usually have what is called "a moderator" to purge off topic bait threads. See, mods are autistic and don't quite get what how colbert posting is bait.
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>>85272873
It was. Won't stop the kikes from pushing it because the truth does not matter. They're so used to blatant lies getting them what they want that they think they'll convince a bunch of anonymous shitposters that the shitpost they made up is actually true. Look at the whole Russia story, it was completely made up with not a shred of evidence, just a load of news outlets circlereferencing each other. Showed up around the time when the pizzagate shit from the DNC emails was starting to gain traction too.

Daily reminder that it is GoT season and this board is full of real, actual, honest to god 110iq reddit mongoloids.
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>>85281902
>DAAA JOOOS
>DA REBBIT
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>>85281758
>people who frequent other boards and post here as well to bring in other views is somehow considered raiding and shitposting
>discussing a tv show host on a television board is off topic and bait
It would help you to be more accepting of people with differing opinions. You'd be less of a cynical asshole.
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>>85281987
You are absolutely naive as all shit unless you are baiting me. You can't really be this stupid about /pol/.
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>>85281987
>accept people with different opinions
>defend /pol/
KEK
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>>85279716
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>>85282087
Mate, I'm trying to get you to realize that /pol/ isn't that big of a deal even if /pol/ users say stupid shit on /tv/ daily. It's best not to completely ignore it but it's easy enough to spot to avoid it. They far from dominate threads except for stupid ones like these.
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>>85273763
>2017
>literally jumping on a bed and talking about pee pee
>"adults" use Colbert as an actual news source

I hope an asteroid fucking destroys this shitty stupid fucking planet.
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>>85282271
>/pol/ doesn't dominate threads
>all they do is say dumb things
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>85282271
Has to be bait.
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>>85269239
That's bullshit and you know it.
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I don't follow Colbert but is this all he fucking does? Just talk shit about Trump? Aren't the normies who watch late night even tired of his shit by now?
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>>85283627
I don't think you understand. Trump says bad things that people don't like.
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>>85283627
>political comedy shows
>talks about politics
HOW COULD WE HAVE SEEN THIS COMING???
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>>85281303
Trump promised congressional term limits.

One

way

or

another.
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>>85279716
It's really intriguing how dumb people are to believe such bullshit.
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>>85268703
god I bet he dreads turning up for work now, I'd say the turning point was when his audience laughed when they weren't supposed to and he probably thought "jesus, these braindead zombies just clap and laugh no matter what I say", imagine being effectively reduced to being a prop, this is how his career ends, as a hollow mouthpiece for his writers and producers, performing in front of an audience who dont car about your delivery or material, they just want to clap along to the funny man.
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>>85280674
>>85280746
He's a democrat. But I bet he prays for Trump reelection daily
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>>85283802
Yeah, like how people fell for Trump's dumb lies during the campaign? Haha nobody could be that dumb!
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>>85283720
Holy shit, you type like a fucking retard.
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>>85284279
Because?
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>>85280151
Where the fuck is this from?
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>>85279716
BLORMPH GOT ME AGAIN!!!!
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>>85281665
this aint game of thrones homie
the worst kink a person in power has had in the past 30 years was liking to get blowies in the oval office, which I frankly dont think was really a kink unique to him.
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>>85274036
I share a board with people who actually believe that Trump rented a movie theatre out to watch anime at while Russian hookers take turns peeing all over him, all while calling Obama a coon nigger and pissing on his bed. All because their favorite, fashion news outlet Buzzfeed/CNN/NyTimes/ect reported an undated, unsigned document with highlighter on it as reasonable proof.
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>>85274010
fucking this, it's obnoxious and annoying as fuck. It's his only fucking material.
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>>85285598
They don't actually believe that, they just push it to make Trump and his supporters bad. Same goes for everything else. Meanwhile the shit that's actually going on in reality is either never reported on or swept under the rug as conspiracy theory nonsense. Clownworld.
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>>85268703
>>85274010
>American """"Politics""""
>>
I thought the Trump Pee Pee Tape was a rumor made by /pol/?
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>>85283896
>lies

you mean those campaign promises he's actually kept at a rate unlike any other president in history? lol
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>>85274610
>news agancies are known for their honesty
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>>85286749
>Trump never lied during the campaign
>this requires a basic fact-check to immediately discard.
Horrible bait, kid.
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>>85274610
And they knew it was complete bullshit, it wasn't until after buzzfeed published it everyone went "hey guys look at what buzzfeed published about trump"
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>>85286684
It is.
The transcript even had Baneposting in it.
That's why Colbert is the JUST meme personified.
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>>85286912
>using the phase "fact-check"

Hello, shareblue.
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>>85286749
>illegals are pouring in more than ever before!
>I won the popular vote!
>I won more votes than Reagan!
>Mexico will pay for a wall.
>I won't attack Syria
>my innaguration had bigger crowds.
>I know what's in my healthcare bill.
>not lies.
>>
Why are /pol/tards so obsessed with this guy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64mWOoj68qo
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>>85287013
>fact-checking makes you a shill for Shareblue.
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>>85286995
Where is the transcript? I wanna check it out
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>>85287041
Using the term fact check sure does
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>>85287064
Well, that makes you sound autistic.
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So how long till Colbert goes insane and join the trump train unironically
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What is the longest amount of time Colbert's show has gone without mentioning Trump
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>>85286749
His administration has been a fucking dumpster fire of either nothing getting done or retarded EOs just to rollback anything with Obama's name on it. He's literally done like 2 minor things he promised. Get out of your own ass.
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>>85287269
t. CNN watcher
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>>85287279
Right...

Great argument.
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>>85268703
was colbert a closet robot this whole time?
POO POO PEE PEE TRUMPY STAY AWAY FROM ME
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>>85268703
Why are they so utterly disgusting. If they actually think this happened, how are they not repulsed to their core by this?
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>>85268703
Why does Trump like getting peed on? Is it because of his daddy issues?
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>>85271987
Umm... He is actually getting the death penalty now sweetie
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isn't this the one about him watching Hentai in his Pajamas, and unboxing a bunch of hentai dvds from christmas presents with some hookers?
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>>85287872
Are you ok? It seems like someone has hurt you
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>>85288096
Oh sweetie. Did someone make fun of your god emperor? There is no need to be upset. :^)
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>liberals have only now progressed to the post post ironic humor r9k reached already 3 years ago
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>>85282430
>"adults" use Colbert as an actual news source
This is what pisses me off. It's one thing to watch these hacks for jokes if that's your thing, but to many people under 30 follow zero news and got 'informed" from watching the daily show.

And it's obvious to when the jokes, metaphors, or analogies used as jokes suddenly get popular as talking points. The problem is that it was meant as a joke and falls apart when looked at closer and with any scrutiny. Which isn't helped by the fact that, liberals in particular, don't understand the political views of the opposing side.
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>>85287269
Not gonna lie, former Trump supporter here, it's been fucking hilarious watching him crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.
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>>85279716
lmao glompfty blown the FUCK out
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>>85279716
>"the dossier was created by 4chan" theory suddenly gains infinite credibility
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>>85268703
Why are people still watching this fuckhead?
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>>85279716
Ghfhj
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>>85279716
Fuck u
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>>85287189
The length of time it takes Colbert to inhale
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Trump is still going on about how he won the Presidency and how he beat Clinton because people still don't seem to get it.
They all missed it and they still missed it. They're like a deer in traffic and they don't know which way is up.
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>>85288988
You keep making these false flag threads about him.
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>>85288988
Why do people under twenty five even watch talk shows, or television?
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>>85289173
Missed what? That he's President? As you so kindly brought up, Trump never shuts the fuck up about it...so I highly doubt anyone missed the memo.
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>>85283741

McCain is a Senator.
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>>85281537
99,9% of everything you know is liteally wrong
>same goes for me and everyone else
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>>85269366
>t. John Podesta
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Why don't one of you 4chinz kiddies stop taking ur meds and go full school shooter at a taping already? People like Colbert need a wake up call
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>>85274010
>you will never be this mad
Feels good, man.
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>>85279716
cunt
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>>85279716
https://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/alt-right-trolls-are-trying-to-trick-people-into-thinking-tr?utm_term=.oudPRrrwe#.tqaADYYyX

Nice Bullshit there anon. That passage is literally completely fabricated - not part of the dossier.
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>>85281758
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Whoa, Colbert actually VISITED Russia? He WENT to Moscow? He actually applied for a visa from the RUSSIAN GOVERNMENT?

How many meetings did Colbert have with RUSSIANS during his time in RUSSIA???? Did the hotel receptionist have ties to PUTIN?

Senate investigation into Colbert's ties to Russia when?
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>>85279716
boo
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>>85269239
2b fair, you're a redditor that believes everything your handlers tells you. Steele Dossier is very real.
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>>85279716
Smooth.
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>>85279716
that's not in the Steele dossier.

https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/3259984-Trump-Intelligence-Allegations.html
https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/3259984-Trump-Intelligence-Allegations.html
https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/3259984-Trump-Intelligence-Allegations.html

https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/3259984-Trump-Intelligence-Allegations.html

https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/3259984-Trump-Intelligence-Allegations.html

https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/3259984-Trump-Intelligence-Allegations.html

https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/3259984-Trump-Intelligence-Allegations.html
https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/3259984-Trump-Intelligence-Allegations.html
https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/3259984-Trump-Intelligence-Allegations.html
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>>85291960
Wow, thanks for linking it ten times, that really helped.
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>>85268703
It's a good thing Trump got elected. If Hillary was president, Colbert would be out of a job.
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>>85291735
Your president is a criminal and no amount of reductio ad absurdum can change that. Die in a fire.
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>>85291978
>10 times
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>Cobert complains about one thing once (like the scoops of icecream)
>/pol/tards whine and meme about it for months
I don't think conservatives realize irony. Pic related.
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>>85291570
>some autistic /pol/ image
Woah, amazing.
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>>85280851
Is this supposed to be reverse psychology?
>/tv/ will stop memeing on Colbert if I pretend it's making him more popular!
Kek, liberals
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>>85291570
the only people bringing politics into /tv/ discussions are fucking /pol/tards.
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>>85268703
>triggered Blumpftards are STILL posting about this
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>>85274010
serious question is this supposed to be a politcal show or a late night talk show? there is no standard for either anymore so i cant tell.
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>>85291978
https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/3259984-Trump-Intelligence-Allegations.html
https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/3259984-Trump-Intelligence-Allegations.html
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https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/3259984-Trump-Intelligence-Allegations.html

https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/3259984-Trump-Intelligence-Allegations.html

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https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/3259984-Trump-Intelligence-Allegations.html
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https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/3259984-Trump-Intelligence-Allegations.html
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https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/3259984-Trump-Intelligence-Allegations.html

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https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/3259984-Trump-Intelligence-Allegations.html

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>>85292028
2/3's of Colbert's monologues and sketches every single night have to do with Trump.
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>>85268703
PEE PEE
POO POO
GRONK BRONK
CLOMPF SCHLOMPF
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>Their still trying to make Trump look bad
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Do leftshits unironically believe anything anyone says about Trump or are they just meme-ing?
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>>85292179
Please sir, may I have some more?
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>>85292152
>said the guy with gay porn shoops saved on his pc
I always get my news and views from good folks like this guy
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>>85292188
>why is this late night political talk show host mostly talking about THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES?
>it can't be because of his rank, or that it garners him more views than any other topic, it must be because he's obsessed!
>unlike myself, who posts r/T_D bait posts on 4chan literally everyday, for free
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ALL THE BUTTBLASTED TRUMP CULTISTS ITT

8

MORE

YEARS

OF

THIS

LEL
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>>85269014
Not since he played Chuck Noblet in strangers with candy has he done anything worthwhile
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>>85292242
No. Read what you've been giving.
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>>85291267
I'm not even a Trump supporter but are you for real with this? Buzzfeed? They're collaborating their article by using CNN and mother Jones as their verification. They're is zero journalism in this entire article and nothing but click bait lies using other click bait lies to pass itself off as real.
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Maybe Trump should quit if he can't take the bantz.
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>>85292294
Fake news, to be quite honest with you.
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>>85292231
Do you cultists still tell yourself everything is fake news and pretend he isn't literally retarded? How's it going in your hivemind? You guys tired of winning yet lol
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>>85292255
Are you people just pretending to be retarded for (you)s or do you seriously still not get the point of Colbert posting? No one is LE TRIGGERED by Trump being made fun of, we're astonished that Colbert's entire career has become a Trump obsession.
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>>85292335
can't realize you're supporting a belligerent retard if you refuse to read about him lol
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>>85292347
didnt that prince recently get demoted as heir after trumps visit
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>>85268703
Its ability to trigger trumptards makes this bit worth it.
Loving every laugh.
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>>85278326
He sold his soul to push his ratings above the guy doing potato sack races with celebrities.
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>>85292383
At least he is getting paid for it, you losers obsess over him fro free.
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>>85292422
>>85292378
>the "trump isnt literally hitler" meme
the only ones who ever thought he was were liberal freaks
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>>85292211
>when the man does not need any help doing it himself
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>>85292287
>>85292422
>being anti-semitic
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So to be contrarian to /pol/ we must oppose the kike now?
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CN Colbert was a well made strawman of Fox News. The absurdity had both sides laughing as they didn't know if he was being genuine or not.

CBS Colbert is an internet "liberal" trying too hard to appeal to young people.
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>>85292522
THIS
Israel is a based ethno-state constantly BTFO'ing muslims. We could learn a lot from them and gain nothing by bashing them.
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>>85292383
>No one is LE TRIGGERED by Trump being made fun of
His penis doesn't work and he can't read.
>we're astonished that Colbert's entire career has become a Trump obsession.
lol sure you are. So "astonished" that everyone is constantly mocking Trump. It's just mildly amusing is all. We're all having a laugh about how every day is a new completely unprecedented scandal. It's just bewildering that the comedian that because famous for making fun of idiot conservatives is going balls deep making fun of the idiot fake conservative.

You're definitely not LE TRIGGERED. Just seemingly a bit frustrated and confused for some reason.
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>>85292465
This actually makes sense though you idiot. You can have nationalist views while still realizing the need to be a global power.

Why are liberals so retarded?
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>>85291909
Holy shit you feel for a /pol/ meme how retarded do you have to be?
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>>85292480
Nigga, I'm just shitposting while I drink coffee on a Saturday morning. I don't spend my days protesting late night television.
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>>85292578
>he thinks globalism is the need to be a global power
Ameritards
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>>85276656
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>>85292575
>We're all having a laugh about how every day is a new completely unprecedented scandal.
How many scoops did he have this time? Did that literal fascist play golf again?
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>>85292584
>Holy shit you feel for a /pol/ meme how retarded do you have to be?
Said the guy that fell for a T_D meme lol. Steele dossier is real. You were told by your Russian handlers that it was made by /pol/ as a way to condition you not to read it. It's just fake news is all! We made it lol! Can you believe that we made that thing in September that the FBI had in June?!?! WE DID IT REDDIT!
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>>85292211
>implying that's difficult
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>>85292697
Holy shit you fell for it so bad
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>>85292717
F-FAKE NEWS
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>be handed literally the easiest source of presidential comedy material fucking EVER
>comedy is still shit
>lel orange man
>lel tiny hands
>DUDE PISS LMAO
>same old tired jokes from late 2015
Christ, no wonder you lefties lost. Your sense of humor is weak, your memes are weak and you're weak. Always Be Memeing you worthless cunts. You forgot that, because you're weak.
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>>85292383
>No one is LE TRIGGERED by Trump being made fun of
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>85292697
How absoloutly retarded do you have to be to believe the "Steele dossier", I can tell you haven't been on 4chan before by your style of posting so let me give you a lesson
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>>85292686
>How many scoops did he have this time?
I love how the messaging strategy you guys is to obsessively latch on onto lesser jokes as a way to ignore the larger things. You guys being triggered that everyone made fun of the report that Trump literally sets up dinners so that his guests get one scoop and he gets two. How is it that you think endlessly repeating that helps you? Is it more ridiculous that comedians made fun of that, or that the fucking president acts like a retarded kid about ice cream in front of diplomatic guests?
>Did that literal fascist play golf again?
lol how triggered are you that the memeperor keeps embarrassing you? Not anybody but Trumps fault that he eats shit for golfing constantly after spending years talking about how the President shouldn't be golfing. All he has to do is NOT do the retarded shit that he gets made fun of and then you wouldn't have to talk about ice cream and golf in a conversation about the President is a Manchurian Candidate.
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>>85292844
NOT SO FAST

I DECLARE, EXODIA THE FORBIDDEN ONE
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>>85289411

Are you dense? Are you retarded? What do you think the Senate is?
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>>85292498
None of those are "literally Hitler" macros though, bud.
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>>85292891
Nice try friendo
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>>85292890
>saying triggered over and over again
You know you're killing the value of that word, right?
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>>85279716
Fuck
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>>85292578
>I can be both vegan and eat meat at the same time, you just don't get it libtards!
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>>85292733
g-got you good!
>>85292805
>Your sense of humor is weak
POST CONSERVATIVE """"COMEDY""""

Also ты paбoтaeшь?
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>>85292985
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>>85292946
>RUSTLED
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>>85292686
How'd you feel about the Saudi deal, my obviously informed friendo?
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>>85293026
There is no Saudi deal friendo
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>>85293013
>jimmy rustling meme
Now there's a meme I haven't heard of in a long long time.
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>>85292844
>How absoloutly retarded do you have to be to believe the "Steele dossier"
idk I think having a general understanding of what is going on in the intelligence investigations into the sitting President may have something to do with it. May have something to do with literally everything but the pee pee being confirmed and having led to Flynn being fired. May have something to do with Trump Jr. confessing then providing evidence of it that makes the Steele Dossier seem like little league.
>I can tell you haven't been on 4chan before
Been using 4chan since 2006. I can tell you're a mewling newfag because you're projecting it.
>so let me give you a lesson
I guess I'll just wait then.
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>>85293123
Are...are you dumb?
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>>85287872
.t pic related
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>>85293123
>>85293026
YEAH HE JUST FUCKING LIED ABOUT IT LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

HE

WANTS

TO

BE

CORRUPT

BUT

HES

TOO

INCOMPETENT

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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>>85293213
are you?
http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2017/06/trumps-usd110-arms-deal-with-saudi-arabia-doesnt-exist.html
>>85293181
>Been using 4chan since 2006
Sure thing newfag, why don't you tell me about Dark moot then?
> literally everything but the pee pee being confirmed
Love to see the sources on that friendo
>I guess I'll just wait then.
You see if you weren't a newfag you would have already abandoned the tread due to the Forbidden One
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>>85293123
>But the reality is that the U.S. is no where close to receiving that kind of money, at least right now. ABC News found only approximately $25 billion of the $110 billion in the actual pipeline, and future sales are not guaranteed.

>"The $110 billion deal that the president announced doesn't really exist," said Bruce Riedel, director of the Brookings Intelligence Project and a former CIA officer, who noted the discrepancy in Trump's announcement in an article Monday for Brookings, which first shed light on this aspect of the deal.

>In his article, Riedel wrote, "Instead, there are a bunch of letters of interest or intent, but not contracts. Many are offers that the defense industry thinks the Saudis will be interested in someday."

>Riedel described it to ABC News as a "wish list" of what the U.S. would like to sell Saudi Arabia in the next four to five years. But he warns that these intended sales are not contracts, and that the Saudis may be unable to pay.

https://www.google.com/amp/abcnews.go.com/amp/International/truth-president-trumps-110-billion-saudi-arms-deal/story%3Fid%3D47874726

Yes, look at all this winning. I swear, I have never met more uninformed people of my life.
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>>85293358
>dailymail
Kel, I don't think you understand how this is a real deal President Trump agreed to and the funny thing is, is that it barely exists as he wants it to and it shafts us fucking hard. I linked you two goddamn articles about it. Here's one from The Hill.

https://www.google.com/amp/thehill.com/homenews/senate/334970-paul-110b-saudi-defense-deal-a-travesty%3Famp

Here is abc news: >>85293363

You are uninformed you retarded faggot. Take your daily mail autism and kill yourself.
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>>85291960
Which page has the baneposting?
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>>85293358
>Sure thing newfag, why don't you tell me about Dark moot then?
No idea. Barely remember shit from yesterday frienderino.
>Love to see the sources on that friendo
Not my job to do homework for willingly ignorant dipshits that lie on the internet. It's all more than public knowledge. All January and February was journos confirming what everyone in government had seen since October.
>You see if you weren't a newfag you would have already abandoned the tread due to the Forbidden One
Don't give a shit about how you have debilitating autism or your toys m8. Learn how to make an argument.
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>>85292383
I just find it funny because its a meme. I enjoy coming up with new nonsensical ways of saying "BROMNALD BLOMPF!"
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>>85292480
REEEE STOP OBSESSING OVER MUH MEME PRESIDENT JUST BECAUSE HE'S REALLY BAD AT EVERYTHING
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>>85293358
Buddy, the joke is that Trump made a bunch of shit up about a "deal" that may not even happen yet he keeps tweeting about the most successful arms deal in America.

He's a lying shitbag.
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>>85293544
Newfag I'll tell you what everyone gets told Lurk more faggot
>>85293485
So pretty much Saudi agreed to a $25 Billion deal and not to the $110 billion deal that you claimed earlier.
Neck yourself cunt
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>>85293701
>Newfag I'll tell you what everyone gets told Lurk more faggot
Intellectually dishonest literal cult memeber, I'll tell you what nobody in your cult tells you to do, read more.

Love it when they get desperate.
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>>85293701
>It's only 25 billion that we absolutely know we are giving to the Saudis!! So what!??
This damage control is astounding. You see nothing wrong with giving Saudis 25 billion dollars, do you?

I thought conservatives were all about saving money? Really gets the noggin juices flowing.

Also, it is a projected 110 bil over 10 years, is the target spending...
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Why did Drumpf bomb Syria without a proper investigation? Why didn't (((MSM))) condemn it, when they made a big deal out of him eating two scoops? Its almost like the MSM hates secular leaders.
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>>85293701
>25 billion is okay
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>>85293832
Everyone condemned it. Where were you?
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>>85293776
>I've been hear since 2006
>Prove it
and then you sperg out
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>>85293832
>Why didn't (((MSM))) condemn it
They generally kind of have. He called Russia who called Syria to clear the runway then bombed an empty field. It definitely wasn't praised.
>when they made a big deal out of him eating two scoops?
They didn't. It was something that was noted in one Time magazine article and became a meme on the internet.
> Its almost like the MSM hates secular leaders.
It's almost like you're an insane person.
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>>85293701
>we are going to see so much winning!
>but first I'm going to line Kusher's pockets with a few million.
>but first I'm going to sink 25 billion into the Saudis
>but first I'm going to double premiums on your insurances while tax cutting the rich
>but first I'm going to fuck over our hundreds of thousands of green energy jobs.
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>>85293884
Except contradictory Trump supporters and the MSM
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>>85293996
Buddy, almost every mainstream outlet called him out on the Syrian thing.
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>>85293981
Sad your neet bucks got taken away from you?
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>>85294059
What does that even mean in context of anything I just fucking said? Is your script getting that desperate you cumstained bootlicker?
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>>85294059
Wow it's literally not an argument
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>>85294059
>BEING THIS BTFO
>E
>I
>N
>G
>
>T
>H
>I
>S
>
>B
>T
>F
>O
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GOOD THREAD GANG

LIBTARDS BTFO
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>>85294109
>>85294123
>>85294181
It's ok friends one day you won't be poor so you won't have to worry about tax breaks or benefit cuts.
Ah who the fuck am I kidding you'll always be a poor pathetic slob who will never amount to anything and day dreams about greatness that can't achieve. Don't worry a week after you die your family and friends will completely forget about you.
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>>85294305
>LIBTARDS BTFO
Anyone with even sub-par intelligence can see how that never happened in this thread.
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>>85294351
This is still not an argument. Thanks for the story time though.
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>>85293801
>shill for Hillary for months
>suddenly anti-saudi

yeah ok guy
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>>85294351
>It's ok friends one day you won't be poor
Can't speak for the other anons but I'm literally a millionaire.
>Ah who the fuck am I kidding you'll always be a poor pathetic slob who will never amount to anything and day dreams about greatness that can't achieve.
Jesus fucking hell m8 project less.
>Don't worry a week after you die your family and friends will completely forget about you.
>And that is my argument for why Donald Trump is a good President. Thank you for your time.
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