>King Arthur Kino is made >/tv/ hates it Why?

>>85267095
I never saw it but all the hype I had died with the first shitty trailer.

>>85267095

Who stole the color from that movie?

>>85267095
Kill yourself pleb

>>85267095
The usual reason.
>>WHY IS THERE A NIGGER IN THIS FILM REEEEEEE

Because it's a shitty movie, that's why.

>King Arthur is generic action hero #7
>the last 20 minutes are literally, literally, a PS3 game
I'd rather have Ritchie turn it into Snatch: medieval times

WE

I fucking loved it.

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>guy ritchie goes on jre to talk about it
>joe says he'll watch it when it comes out
>fight companion a week later schaub brings it up says its sucks
>joe agrees and said he never wanted to see it

>>85267095
GREY FILTER
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Even the poster has a filter, also Arthur is some kinda gang leader what the fuck is up with that

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Ummm no sweaty ;) x

>>85267746
That's what it was in the first act, tho. They even have that weird trope from the early Ritchie movies where the protag is saving a bunch of money and someone steals it/cons him out of it.

>>85267746
>I'd rather have Ritchie turn it into Snatch: medieval times
That's what we got for much of the first half of the movie. It wasn't great, but it was entertaining enough. Then everything falls apart in the second half.

>his dad was a fucking rock
Walked out right there and demanded a refund

>people unironically try to shill this shitpile on here
It's quite sad.

>>85267095
I like it other than the 3rd act. There was some decent and funny dialogue. Critics didn't like it wasn't easy to follow in the beginning and they tell the story in exposition.

WUZ

>>85267095
They didn't cast john boyega, they could have actually made it interesting and cast Arthur as a woman considering many, many women were the greatest historic leaders and even wartime generals

>>85267972
The casting could have been perfect and the film would stitl be shit due to cinematography, writing and filters

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>>85267972
At least the weeabos would watch

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>>85267095
WE
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>>85267972
>cast Arthur as a woman considering many, many women were the greatest historic leaders and even wartime generals

>>85270032
>before the arabs
THE FUCKING GREEKS, you dumb whore, the Ptolemy Dinasty, jesus fucking christ.

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>>85270206
b-b-but WE WUZ KANGZ

>>85267095
It's a piece of shit.

And Ritchie made it just for money, and it shows.

>that FUCKING nigger on the right
Who is he supposed to be?

>>85270711
Merlin

>>85267095
>King Arthur saga
>put nigs in the show

everyone who gives a shit about his culture should hate this

>>85270279
needs more hashtags

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>>85270890
KANGZ

>>85267095
>Kino

you've never seen Excalibur have you?

>>85267095
>Make Bedivere black to make the diversity quota
>completely ignore/forget that there were three fucking arab siblings who became knights of the round table

why are Hollywood writers so goddam lazy?

>>85267812
sometimes i think i'm gay because these guys are such qts. but then i think fuck that i don't want to get fucked by them let alone fuck them because dudes have unappealing asses/assholes.. and i don't want to be in a relationship just sucking each other off because that's boring

you guys know what i mean?

>>85267095
will this shit get cancelled like Merlin?

I think Valerian surpassed this as the worst movie of the year

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>>85270917

>>85267095
we've got to make a deal with brown and get the kingdom out of swords