What was his major dilemma?

>>85266833
Autism

He got bullied into being becoming a really competent soldier, so he thought it'd be clever to pretend his officer trained him to kill him, to prove they were wrong for doing so.

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what was his boggle

>>85266833
He couldn't overlook or pay ironic lipservice to the contradictions of being a US marine.

>>85266926
filtered

>>85266833
He had a weakness for jelly donuts

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>>85266833

he had the (slightly) wrong kind of mental illness for the marine corps

>>85266833
that's what happens when you are mean to armed individuals.

>>85266833
He was mentally unfit for service and shouldnt have been there in the first place.howd he even pass the physical?

A JELLY DONUT? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>85266859

>>85267550
I mean let's be realistic here guys who stashes a jelly donut like that. Pyle really must have had it bad, or thought he was being clever.

>>85266833
He couldn't cut it

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Jesus Christ, really?

>>85266833
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nI_qFj4Tsk

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>>85267573

>>85268220
The fuck is up with these kind of washrooms though? Who wants to be taking a shit and accidentally locking eyes with a bunch of other dudes.

>>85266833
It's major malfunction you fucking child

>>85266833
J-lo fucked with his mind

>>85268402
>accidentally

Anon...

>>85268402
What kind of a sheltered pansy needs his own cubicle to take as shit? Are you one of those people who go into the stalls to urinate instead of using the urinals?

>>85268402
It's the military. A few of the things you sacrifice when enlisting are privacy and personal space. Although the draft was still ongoing when this movie takes place, but you get what I mean.

>>85268496
You sure talk the talk but can you walk the walk? I dare you to keep the door wide open next time you are in public.

>>85268496
i honestly can't pee if someone is near me because i have a small pee pee

>>85268592
Better yet, I'll just shit into the urinal. Would that suffice?

>>85268609
This, someone ALWAYS has the make some kind of snarky remark about it to and then you have a whole room of men laughing at you.

>>85268592
It would get you arrested for indecent exposure.

>>85268643
go for it champ

>>85268609
I go to a cubicle because I have a slightly larger than average penis. I am a modest person and don't like waving it at other dudes in case it makes them feel inadequate

>>85268402
>he doesn't stare deeply in the eyes of his bathroom mate
>when he is alone he doesn't use a mirror
>when he is alone and without a mirror he doesn't use his cat

how fucking normie can you be

>>85268402
>he doesn't do the chad shit