BETA UPRISING: The Movie

>>85267433
WAAATER SUCKS
WATER REALLY REALLY SUCKS

>>85267433
Gatorade is a little bit better.

>>85267433
When I played soccer in highschool Gatorade was better by far

>>85267978
>>85268011
>800mg of sodium

>>85267978
>>85268011
Water is the best. How are you seriously debating gatorade being anything?

>>85267978
>>85268011
I've done some 12+ hour shifts for a moving company.
Drinking 5 a day is a fucking mistake.
2 a day max. Rest of the time, straight water

>>85268047
wait, what the fuck?

>>85268117
I like the flavors.

>>85268142
>Drinking 5 a day is a fucking mistake.
Who the fuck would drink five Gatorades a day

>>85268695
>Who the fuck would drink five Gatorades a day
Someone working 12 hours in the sun

>>85266021
Well, looks like Momma's wrong again folks.

>>85268728
You sound white.

>>85267978
Water's better for quenching.
Gatorade's better for hangovers and niggeritis.

>>85268895
Yeah or Mexican. Fuck people that actually have jobs and do useful things. Damn racists.

>>85266021
I seriously dont understand how anyone could sit through this entire film.

Its genuinely retarded and its not even the funny/good kind of bad.

>>85269154
Kill yourself dude, you fucking humourlet.

>>85269225
>Kill yourself dude, you fucking humourlet.
HAHAHAH huuurrrr le funny man drink de wader!!! Ahahahahah

>>85269267
>not liking that
Kill yourself

>>85269267
You made a shit post and unsurprisingly got a shit reply.

>>85268962
>Water's better for quenching.
Not when you have chronic dry mouth.

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>>85267978
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>85269418
Chronic fag mouth*

>>85268962

>sugar water is better for hangovers

Literally the exact opposite is true.

>>85268047

IT'S GOT ELECTROLYTES!

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>I drink water

>>85269154
It's not a good movie, but it has more heart and charm than a lot of modern comedies.

Vicki Valentine is the sexiest character in all of cinema.

>>85268047
t. failed elementary anatomy

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>>85266021
damn sexy bitch

>>85271084
the devil

>>85266021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex7xsCFI_c8

I GUARANTEE THAT GUYS STILL A VIRGIN

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>>85271226

>>85271334
not funny.

>>85271409
>>85271785
>>85271084
keep it coming

>>85268047
It's almost like you lose a lot of salt when sweating profusely

if you're doing some kind of strenuous activity where you sweat like a motherfucker sports drinks are fine, it's what they're made for.

it's the any other times you drink them that they do nothing but make you fat and give you diabetes

>>85273950
The diabetes is worth it.

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Expected a lot more Fairuza in this thread.

>>85268047
>he doesn't sweat

>>85275269
what are you doing that'd you sweat that much in one day

>>85266021
This is pretty much /ck/ in a nutshell

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>>85276620

>>85271785
flat as a piece of paper

>>85271084
idk man. she looks really smelly, i bet she had bad breath, too

>>85278354
how the fuck does she look smelly

this is the only adam sandler movie i like, probably watched it over a couple dozen times

>>85266021
not really.
if anything he conforms to social norms in between sperg out sessions.

>>85268895
this, black workers (what few there actually) prefer to drink purple flurp

>>85279650
>He hasn't seen Punch Drunk Love

>>85279735
No, he's doesn't, Bobby Boucher is like deeply autistic.
Coach tells him he can release his anger and he thinks that applies to off the football field too.
The girls at the party are flirting with him and he isn't able to pick it up at all.
Vicki Valentine showed him her breasts and he just sat there turning his head away.
He was 32 years old with a favorite wrestler and then called that wrestler on live TV asking if he needed a water boy.
Obsessed over water, had no idea what sex was, very strong stuttering problem.

The most autistic beta in all of cinema.

>>85271334
is that dead farleys brother getting a sympathy role?

>olympic athlete training hardcore 8 hours a day drinking gatorade

OKAY

>fat bitch walking for 30 minutes on the treadmill drinking gatorade

NOT OKAY

>>85281858
what the fuck are you talking about

>>85280555
You forgot the whole listening to his momma part about everything. Also the bed wetting

>>85280555
See, I don't think being an autist necessarily makes him a beta.

>/fit/ enough to play college football
>successful jock
>stupid, but from Louisiana so not THAT much stupider than everyone else
>bunch of sloots want to fuck him

I mean, try and describe a retard that's an alpha. That'd be Bobby.

>>85281858
I am thirsty for no other reason than liquid has not passed my lips in some time. Can I have a Gatorade too, or does that lightning bolt mean no?

>>85283253
>You forgot the whole listening to his momma part about everything.

Yeah, I meant to mention that he really thought alligators got angry cause they couldn't brush all of their teeth.

>>85283311
>/fit/ enough to play college football
As long as your not bone thin anybody is fit enough to play football. I been fat and short my whole life and been asked to play football my whole life.
>stupid, but from Louisiana so not THAT much stupider than everyone else
He legit didn't know anything because he never went to school, his mom would tell him everything was the devil and that would be it.
>bunch of sloots want to fuck him
two girls and Fairuza Balk's character only wanted him because she was a fucking freak, not autistic like him, but almost just as weird, dumb, and a criminal.

And he was a successful jock but no one really liked him besides Derek, everybody else turned on him very quickly.
Being a beta also has to do with your state of mind, he constantly put his mom before him. The most alpha thing he did was talk back to her and immediately after that he stays in the hospital with her for days and doesn't leave until she tells him to, typical beta cuck behavior.