WHAT HAPPENING LEAVE ME ALONE

>>85265127
gimme a link to this please

>>85265962
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeddPFvkn1o

ARE YOU IN GOOD HANDS WITH ALLSTATE
ARE YOU IN GOOD HANDS WITH ALLSTATE
ARE YOU IN GOOD HANDS WITH ALLSTATE

this summer

>>85266029
*stumbles into Aaron Neville impression for the 100th time*

>>85266130
Saw him a few years back, was doing the same bits he did back in 2005

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>ok
>nobody like me anymore

>>85266189
he probably doesn't give a shit about writing new material at this point. taking acid before a show also shows that he doesn't give a shit.

>>85266029
Holy shit this is fucking crazy

>DUDE CAR INSURANCE AND TRAILER VOICES LMAO
Who the fuck is this retard?

>>85266130
GET DOWN
YOU HAVE TO GET DOWN

>>85266302
dude's clearly been doing coke for the past 20 years
it's turned him schizo, his performances are manic as hell, he's definitely bipolar at least

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_XyM0Rk7Y4

more footage

certified meltdown lmao

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>>85266029
>Pablo was stuck in a drug induced loop about Allstate insurance, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and porn
Its so hilariously sad

>>85266382
What's that, sir?

Are impersonations the lowest tier of comedy?

>>85266554
pretty much. doing arnie impressions in 2017 is fucking unforgivable.

>ARE YOU IN GOOD HANDS

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When was the last time that "trailer voice" was done unironically?
He just cant stop himself from doing it either

>>85266554
The lowest form of humor is actually puns

t. Alexander Pope

>>85266553
what's that, sweetheart
hmm bada hop
how many people in the building right now
are you in good hands with all state
GET DOWN
hmm bada hop
can I get a fucking drink please
are you-ahahu-are you in good hands with-
what's that, sir
THIS SUMMER
round of applause for my friend steve
hmm bada hop

>>85265127
Makes me think of all the threads where people ask "should I do stand up?" Clearly the answer is yes, just look at this fucker lol. I'm sure even the most stage shy among us would do a better job

>>85266456
oh lord this is worse

>>85266382
It was less cliche back in 05

>>85266750
>tfw moving to a new city in a couple of weeks and going to try stand up
Can't wait for more cringe fuel to keep me up at night.

>>85266456
he sounds like IRL blue-haired nihilist science guy

It's like a broken stand up comedian robot.

>>85266029

I've never laughed at stand-up comedy this much, this is unreal shit

>>85266714
PFFRRRT

he just keeps repeating himself holy shit lmao

LITTLE TORTILLA BOY

Ironic.. he could tell jokes, but not prevent his own life from becoming one.

GET READY

THIS SUMMER

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER IS BACK

ALL STATE YOUR IN GOOD HANDS

alright whats that fuck that shit who thinks i can save this

GET READY

>>85270346
what's that?

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>>85266029

>how about you suck my ding dong!

Holy shit! That was fucking hilarious

WHO?!?

tfw I used to think this shit was hilarious

>>85270503
he's on some avantgarde vaporwave feedback loop stand up now son
sam hyde step aside

>>85270503
Same. It's a little surprising he's basically doing the same shit he did back then.

>>85266189
Those bits are from 20 years ago on his first album.

>>85266645
>Werewolf vs Dracula.png

>>85266456

>still doing trailer voices despite this not being a thing since like 2005
>arnold voices

the fact that this fuck hasnt updated his act because his whole act is doing one voice is sad.

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>>85266029
>Pablo still doing the same act 15 years later

Good lord, I am embarassed.

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>>85265127
what no one? ok then

>>85270503
>>85270568

start at 57:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSj_UjiySHg

>I think hes on crystal meth

>>85270126
LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE...okay fuck that shit

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>>85270944
>aaaaaand he is out of listening range
>THE GUY IS ON DRUGS

>>85270905
he apparently has new material
this particular set his brain just snapped, if he doesn't lay off the coke he'll be dead in a few years

at this point he might genuinely be hearing arnie and jackie chan voices in his head

>>85266029
Oh shit.

Just Pablo his coke up

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>>85266525

>>85266456
>OKAY!?

>WHATS THAT SIR?!

>That shit, alright, okay!

>Trailer voice

Was this guy big or something? He's shite.

>>85271467
He was a big guy

>>85271467

in the early 2000s he was one of the more well known comics in the same field as CK, Burr, Patrice, ect. maybe a little bit below them at the time.

https://youtu.be/aSBBf-ahUiU

>ARE YOU IN GOOD HANDS WITH ALLSTATE?
>NAH FUCK THAT SHIT

>>85271519
His album from 1997 was really funny and his comedy central special was good too. He never really did much new material after that though.

>>85271573
based bag raiders

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>>85271467
it's not part of the act

>>85271624
poor fucker was stuck like that for 15 minutes thats fuuuuuuuucked

https://youtu.be/iBg8bsIcTLg

The music playing him off was brutal

>Tells big guy to suck his dingdong
>Falls of stage
that was some perfect comedy timing.

I'd unironically like to watch his new stuff but im not sure ill get to, did anyone know of any recordings of his new stuff?

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Are you in good hands with allstate?

>>85271720
his last special was 2011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aoXtUWqPoc

it's got some funny stuff, but in typical fashion he stretches it out to reach 60 minutes

>>85271853
Hnnnn Hnnnnnnnn HNAAAAH

JOHNNY USED TO WORK ON THE DOCKS!!

THIS SUMMER
alright, fuck that shit
who here thinks i can save this
ILL BE BACK
alright, fuck that shit

>>85265127

who dis

>>85266029
holy shit this is kind of sad but also humorous

>>85266029
>holding the mic and talking into it long after its been disconnected
KEK

>>85266029
>living on a prayer starts playing

>>85266029
>s-stop filming please
normies are such faggots

>>85270828
I want to fuck that werewolf

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>he keeps doing the aaron neville impression every 10 seconds
>even when he's angry about the mic getting cut off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNX1JLRSiyg

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>>85266029
>>85266456
seriously though
how many people right now think he can get himself out of this?

>>85266714
>>hmm bada hop
you retard hes singing a song and saying
>"but i think i love you"

>>85266382
>OK HOW MANY PEOPLE THINK I CAN GET OFF THE STAGE
>THIS SUMMER NO.. OK
>OK HOW MANY PEOPLE THINK I CAN
>THIS SUMMER
this man's mind works like a 4 chan thread. maybe he is from the future and this is how we will communicate.

>>85273238
its the funniest shit he's done years

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>>85266456
>ARE YOU IN GOOD HANDS
>ARE YOU IN GOOD HANDS
>ARE YOU IN GOOD HANDS FOR ALLSTATE
>GET READY
>THIS SUMMER
>I'm not fucking leaving.
>What's that sweetheart?
>I'm not leaving right now, right here right now.
>I need some confidence right now.
>What's that sir?
>I said that already?
>What's that sir?
>Fuck that bullshit
>What's that sir?
>Im standing right fucking here
>OK, here we go
>GET READY
>THIS SUMMER

>>85273355
Ok, how many people think I can get out of this place.

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>Those female automatons in the front row, completely unfazed while watching the real-time meltdown of someone who's brain is failing.

pretty sad. His one stand up special "ouch" was one of his funniest ones i used to listen to a lot. I could tell in that one and basically all his other ones that he was always coked up on his shows, but he seems to be hitting rock bottom now. Hopefully he recovers. His 2011 was okay, a lot of material hes done before and it was kinda weird seeing all his notes written on his hand.

>>85274088
they should have stood by him like based jeff

https://youtu.be/JH7QSQbtW20

>>85266407

That seemed like LSD to me.

That's exactly the way me and my friends behave when mixing acid and coke.

Just complete retardation when trying to do stuff like setting up speakers or opening beers, and constant verbal/thought loops that seem completely hillarious even though it's just repetitive slogans or words.

>>85274284

Give you an example - we were talking incessantly about raccoons and breaking down laughing. At a certain point simply repeating the word "raccoon" over and over was making "racoon hands" was enough to generate pain inducing laughing fits.

>>85274284
>>85274357
DUDE

>>85266456
This does seem like LSD. For me it put me in a temporary schizo state, very surreal.

>>85274357
By my experience you're still a pretty coherent person on acid, the majority of your mental faculties are still intact. He looks like he's on something else

>>85265127
>>85266029
This seems just about like his other material.

>Are you in good hands? Are you in good hand?
>Okay, fuck that shit
>THIS SUMMER
>I can get out of this
>Okay fuck this bullshit

Bth 5 mins clips are funnier than ll of Schumers special combined. Pablo still based.

>>85274486
You have not hit the threshold dose for LSD then.

This is depressing to see because the material he's doing was in his Comedy Central Presents in like 1999 and when I was a kid I thought the Little Tortilla Boy bit was HILARIOUS....

>>85274707
I took 2 tabs and tripped balls for like 6 hours. I was alone most of the time, but I talked to a couple buddies in the middle of it. They could definitely tell I was tripping, but I could communicate just fine

>>85274707
>>85274486
Was about to say this. It's heaven before it turns into literal hell. Looping is one of the worst parts of it. Very scary.

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>>85266029
EEEAAAAGGGHHH!

>>85274284
it's not mutually exclusive to acid
you can enter the same fever state from MD

>>85266456
Those loops. Holy shit.. Don't trip in front of casual beer drinking normies, bros. Everyone should also be tripping.

>>85274864
Sounds about right, one or two more tabs will make you loop hard. If you ever do plan to do it, make sure you got someone else with you to comfort you and make sure you don't decide to go out a window. I had the same reaction to two at 125ug, though lasted about 8 hours, with three I tripped nearly 24hrs and looped so hard when I finally came back to reality I had filled every cup in my house with water because I'd been thirsty and couldn't get through the loop to the "drink water" part until I'd ran out of cups to fill. At least thst's my best guess, I hardly remember anything aside from it being pure mental hell.

>>85265127
>>85266029
What's that sir?
Alright fuck this shit
Are you in good hands with all state
Alright fuck this shit

>>85270964
QUACK
QUACK
QUACK

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>>85266029
THIS SUMMER

>>85276220
I can get out of this

>>85266382
What's that sweetheart??

I've always hated guys like him cause this is how they end up every fucking time.

>>85276250
What's that sir?

Was he in good hands though?

>>85276693
Are you in good hands?

>>85273355
Is he "our" guy?

>>85266029
Meh, still better than Sam Hyde.

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>>85276910
What do you think?

>>85277654
kek

Stay in yo lane!

Imagine being Arnold...

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>>85276250
>>85276693

EVERY FUCKING TIME

I don't know why,by it gets me.

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>I can get out of this

:(

>>85266029
is this an act or is he really that fucked up lmao

>>85274630
even pablo having a stroke is literally funnier that 9/10 comedians today

really cooks the neurons

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>>85278621
;(
>>85278215
lel

>>85266029
Fucking embarrassing man. More so that it's been what a decade and he's still doing the same exact shtick from when I first heard his stuff at 14.

>>85266029
Shame he does the same bits and appears to be in a drug cycle. That's what happens out in degenerate commiefornia though.

>>85278851
what's that, sweetheart?
>>85278897
Yeah, whatever flyover swamp county you're in isn't full of tweakers, I'm sure.

>>85278973
>flyover
>gazes out window towards the ocean

>>85275935
Laughed myself into an asthma attack.

>>85265127
What drugs make you repeat shit like that? I've been stuck in thought loops and maybe repeated myself once or twice on mushrooms or LSD but Jesus Christ.

Was it ketamine?

>Are you in good hands?
>*PFFF*
>Get ready
>Arnold Schwarzenegger's back
>GET DOWN YOU HAVE TO GET DOWN
>Who here likes Steve right now?
>What's that?
>repeat x100

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>>85266553
>>85276353
>>85276693

>>85265127
i don't know who steve is but he's an overly nice guy for staying up there with that wackjob

He fell so fucking hard

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>>85279836
Do you mean off the stage or in general?

THIS SUMMER

>>85279922
Off stage.
I thought he hit his head but he kind-of bounces off the ground

Too soon Pablo ... have some respect

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsJXVkuYBdE