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I just watched TNG: S1E7: Justice.
Am I getting something wrong here? I mean yeah the "God" let them rescue Wesley, but as they stated it directly violates the prime directive, as they are effectively breaking the laws of another planet and interfering with their shit. Wouldn't they all get shitcanned?

>>85264472
It's just season 1 m8 there is nothing to extract from it except, maybe, some laugh at the bongo bongo episode and hatred toward wesley

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What's his power level in ST compared to others?

>Did you hear? Keiko is having another baby!
>Worf: N-now?

one of the best jokes in Star Trek desu

>>85264472
Ah, who is going to stop them.
Picard did the right thing, it was a fucking stupid law anyway.

>>85264744
Well, they brought it up in the first place. "We can't just kidnap him back and fuck off, it goes against the PD and we'll get sacked" but then at the end they just say "Our law > your law" and fuck off with him anyway. what the actual fuck?

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>>85264472
Your concern is touching, but unnecessary.

>>85264472
Picard does get called on it at one point but the person doing it made the mistake of also being wrong about something else so it got swept under the rug as it were. Although there are some changes in the characters, early TNG was Roddenberry's baby and there are a few instances like that of him behaving more like Kirk than Picard. Probably another recycled script.

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>Dr. Bashir, I'm section 31.

>>85264605
O'Brien had served aboard a half dozen starships, participated in 235 separate combat engagements, and been decorated by Starfleet on fifteen occasions. He took out Garak, a highly trained Obsidian Order operative, who was also under the effects of a steroids and rage drugs cocktail. He solo'd an entire platoon of Jem'Hadar while arguing with Julian about whether they should stay.

He's a man you wouldn't want to trifle with.

>>85265058

Dont forget that time he fucked Worfs shit up

>>85264472
That episode made no fucking sense. They were violating the prime directive the minute they beamed down to the planet. What Wesley did was nothing in comparison to say Picard taking one of the natives into space so she could see her "God" face to face.

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>>85264237

>Colm Meany
>actually a mean guy in many of his roles

Huh.

>>85265135
>That time the Cardassians kidnapped him, pulled out some teeth, lasered his eyes and all he would tell them is that his name is Miles Edward O'Brien and he's a Citizen of The Federation

There is no way this man didn't work for Starfleet Intelligence.

>>85265058
Outranked by everybody he knows.
>captain Riker
>captain LaForge
>captain Crusher
>captain Nog
>captain Dax

>>85264237
Star Fleet really couldn't give a fuck about its own people. O'Brien was tortured with 20 fucking years of brutal incarceration, and all they do is send him to a therapist.

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>>85265344
>Y-you can't murder me, I-I outrank you!

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>inviting a spoonhead into your home when you damn know the history your husband has with them

what the fuck was her problem?

>>85265456
my theory is that she hated Miles and wanted to trigger his PTSD.

>math teacher in high school talking about TI 83 vs 84
>"the TI 84 is basically Star Trek The Next Generation - it looks prettier and costs more, but in the end it's pretty much the same thing"

>>85265456
she was Bi and a threesome with a pregnant Kira was a fantasy of hers

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Name a better friendship in Star Trek

>>85265770
Did any other friendships actually grow during the series? O'Brien didn't even start being able to tolerate Bashir's presence until Armageddon Game.

People may impulsively want to mention Voyager, but aside from a few random episodes, the Maquis were basically indistinguishable from Starfleet.

>>85265770
Kirk and Spock

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>>85265982

Ro Larren would be a good example.

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"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs."

Who did nothing wrong?

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>>85266813
Dukat did nothing wrong

>>85265344
None of those people were Captains in the real timeline, only aborted futures, or parallel universe in the case of Riker.

>>85266644
Who did she become friends with though? Picard just stopped disrespecting her at every opportunity.

>>85264605
Hes the st equivalent of the bulletproof sarge. Taking into account the capabilities of those he has taken on he is basically superhuman. He runs purely on caffeine, high blood pressure, and violent fantasies.

The man is a machine. Plain and simple. I wouldnt be surprised if there are some klingons singing about him on Kronos right now.

>>85265037
I had a dream DS9, stood for Dick Suck 9, and Bashir and Garak had to suck off every man on the space station because of some space virus

what the fuck is going on over at CBS
this is full-on retarded

>>85266899
until he fugged Winn
although I guess you can't really blame the guy, he WAS driven insane by losing everything and watching his homeland get turned into a powerless puppet state used as nothing more than cannon fodder for the Dominion

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>>85266993
forgot pic

>>85266899
>Sticking your spoon dick in crazy
>Nothing wrong

>>85266993
>>85267034
That's Bryan Fuller's fetish, female characters with male names. See Pushing Daisies, Dead Like Me.

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>>85266950

At first she hated basically everyone, she didn't become a main character on TNG though, but she was still important enough.

Unfortunately she had to join the maquis at the end of TNG, Picard just looked bitter and disappointed, but it was clear that it was also hard for her to betray the people from the Enterprisde.

From what I've heard she was initially supposed to play the role they ended up giving to Kira.

While I do think Nana was a great choice I'd have preferred Michelle instead.

>>85267024
TNG may have been a fantastic show but every so often you get a nice little reminder that it was made in the '80s

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His daughter got cute as fug

>>85267227
was Molly his daughter IRL?
I always felt like the relationship between O'Brian and Keiko was a bit phoned in, it'd make a lot more sense if it was written in because the actors themselves got married

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>>85267277
>was Molly his daughter IRL?
No, she was the daughter of a depressed sushi chef

>Ro Laren is a main character in the Star Trek: Deep Space Nine relaunch novels that have been published since 2001. The novels show that Ro survived the Dominion's extermination of the Maquis and joined with a few other Maquis survivors to fight their own war effort against the Dominion. After the Dominion War, Ro returned to Bajor and was commissioned as a Lieutenant in the Bajoran militia, replacing Odo as Chief of Security on DS9 and eventually starting a relationship with Quark

LOL

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>>85267354
>and eventually starting a relationship with Quark

>>85267227
That's a great picture

>Miles and Molly O'Brien, Bashir's DS9 reunion party, Vic's Hotel And Casino, San Francisco Holodeck Complex, Suite 41, Stardate 55813.1

>>85264472
Lol they do this every season with some backwater race or another. Then they just have dr crusher delet their memory and fuck off back to space

>>85265058
235 as of DS9 season 4
probably a heck of a lot more by the end of the show

>>85267024
Q-tip fighting in Nerf Robocop suits is the future

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Which gay spy armor was better, Garak or Ocelot?

>>85268099
I typed armor on accident because I'm drunk.

My money is on Adamska tbqh.

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I want to _____ fat Riker

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>>85268201
Settle it in the ring with

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>>85268201
Make bacon cupcakes for!

"Riker to engineering. Lt Barclay, you're needed on the bridge."

Commander Riker got up from his chair. His uniform shirt rode up his stomach, briefly exposing inches of pale, flabby midriff before he pulled it down. Like the rest of his uniform, it stretched tight around his pudgy bod.

"Acknowledged. On my way, fat Riker. Barclay out." The lieutenant snickered and made his way to the bridge.

"What did you just call me?" a red-faced Riker grabbed Barclay by his shirt collar. "What the hell has gotten into you, lieutenant?" Barclay pulled back and punched him in the face before delivering a blow to the stomach that knocked him on his fat ass.

Deanna Troi smiled and approached Lt Barclay. She embraced him and began kissing and biting his neck. He smiled smugly.

"Computer... Disengage safety protocols."

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>>85264605
Their is a timeless saying that seems to have emerged independently in every space faring species: "Never turn your back on an O'Brien"

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>>85266987
I was trying to encourage my dad to start watching TNG and when I mentioned I had finished the series and moved on to DS9 my mum just blurted out "deep throat 9". She's repeated it since, and done so in public.

>>85269557
Your mom is giving you signals. She wants your D. Give her that D....S9

>>85269557
Your mum sounds like a filthy slag, got any pics?

>>85269557
Post your mom's tits

>>85265408
>20 years in his mind

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>>85269656
>filthy slag

You mean bajoran, right? Filthy fucking bajor! TAKIN OUR JOBS! RAPING OUR WOMEN!

New thread
>>85269600
>>85269600
>>85269600
New thread

This one's boring

>>85269795
>Not an inverse subspace graviton field.

>>85264605
Miles O'Brien is the most physically, mentally, and emotionally durable human in existence, considering what he has been through.

He's the only person to ever to have killed the entire opposing team in parrises squares while staying entirely within the rules.

Don't fuck with him.

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>>85269838
WAT DO YOU KNOW? Y DO YOU LIBS THINK YOU KNOW BETTER THAN US HARD WORKING CARDASSIANS! I HAVE THE BEST KNOWLEDGE! ONLY I CAN FIX OUR BAJORIAN PROBLEM! GET HIM OUT OF HERE!

>>85269950
Threadly reminder that the Bajoran currency was the Leta, and her name is Leeta. Think about what kind of space trailer trash this bitch is, even if you didn't realise it from her behaviour in the show.

>>85269994
>this is considered trailer trash in space

Space seems like a nice place to be

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>>85264605
>crack shot with a phaser, literally misses twice across two series.
>can fix literally anything
>bested the obsidian orders greatest operative
>always johnny on the spot with that beam out
>did 20 years in space prison and shook it off no prob
>decorated war hero
>secret agent
>didn't even go to space college
>drinks like a super irishman
>Kira AND Dax wanted that dick
>beats klingons and jem hadar in single combat, w/e no big

OB is the hardest nigga in Star Trek hands down.

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>>85269994
>2434
>not naming your daughter "Dollarr"

Remember that time we learned warp drive is destructive to the fabric of subspace? me neither..

>>85270042

Dont forget when he waged a guerilla war on a platoon of Jem Hadar and won

In the star trek universe, how do they keep space radiation from killing everyone? Is it shields or something in the actual hull of the ship?

How the hell are we gonna solve that problem in real life?

>>85270042
Pretty much the only thing MOB can't do is beat Bashir at darts (when Bashir is actually trying)

>>85270049
Variable geometry pylons were an early solution to the problem, they later worked out some internal modifications that sorted it out, neither of these facts made it into the show, but that's why Voyager's nacelles move and DS9 didn't care about the limit.

>>85270079
Why do you keep saying this? It didn't happen

>>85270107
>Is it shields or something in the actual hull of the ship?

The hull of the ship is strong enough.

>>85270185
>keep saying this
Everyone except you remembers DS9 4x04- Hippocratic Oath

>>85270107
Background radiation in space is overblown by people who don't think we really went to the moon, unless you're going near a sun it isn't an issue, and they defeat it by having great energy shields, decent hull material and good anti-ration meds, in that order.

>>85270048
I would have killed that thing with a phaser, and be quickly rid of three major annoyances with a single shot.

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>>85269994
>No episode where Bashir and Leeta make the most retarded genetic babies in the galaxy.

>>85270107
With shields

>>85270265
He didn't win shit, the first did, he broke Julian's toys and they left, the first then went on a mission to killnall his guys, but w/e O'Brien did manage to taken out that one guy at the shuttle

>>85270513
You haven't seen the episode, clearly. He went full Rambo and made tree traps and took out several Jem'Hadar.

What was the worst episode of your favourite season?

>>85270628
Your clearly misremembering it but w/e I couldn't be bothered arguing the point

>>85267354
So both Nog and Quark get bajorans?

BIG

ORANGE

LOBES

>>85271056
God damnit, Rom not Nog.

>>85267354
>>85271056
Books aren't canon, that's the difference between Memory Alpha / Memory Beta.

>>85271255
Why is all the expanded universe stuff so awful?

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>Don't stop believing! Hold on to that feeling! Streetlight people! Woah-oh-oh-woaaaaaaaah! Don't stop believing! Hold on to that feeling! Streetlight people! Woah-oh-oh-woaaaaaaaah!

>>85270640
I have no idea what my favorite season was

Best season of TNG?

>>85273089
5, 6, and 7 were its peak.

>>85264237
Humans > Ferengi > Changlings = Vulcans > Betazoids > Klingons > Romulans > Cardassins >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bajorans

>>85273651
The Borg did literally nothing wrong

>>85267354
>eventually starting a relationship with Quark
Acquired

>>85273651
Betazoids a fucking shit

>>85273186
7 is a terrible season.

Here are the only good episodes in season 7:
>Parallels
>The Pegasus
>Lower Decks
>Thine Own Self
>Preemptive Strike
>All Good Things

The rest range from okay to garbage. Meme replies like "Masks" and "Genesis" and "Sub Rosa" will be ignored.

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>>85273651
Kiteo, his eyes closed!

Tamarians easily rank towards the top.

>>85273186
speaking of season 5

>conducting a survey of gaseous anomalies

HOW INTERESTING

I reckon that the ferengi could easily take over the galaxy if they put their minds to it

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So how about that new STD ship design?

>>85275938
I see what they're going for and it looks terrible

>>85275947
I, uh... I don't. Care to enlighten me? Aside from "we need windows but we also need to keep them on the edge of the ship like TOS" I don't get it, it looks absolutely shit to me.

>>85275938
looks better than the Voyager and Defiant to be honest

>>85274099
>>85275906
Betazoids and Ferengi could both be major powers if they cared more about being in control. Zoids could basically mind rape everyone if they weren't peaceful. Ferengi just want to make gold pressed latnium.

>>85276047
*angrily raises variable geometry nacelle pylons in your direction*

>>85274350
Yeah it was a stinker, Genesis was especially bad

Miles "Kill every Cardie, even the women and children" O'Brien

>>85264897
it's called exploring an issue, they were looking at it from a bunch of sides, Trek likes to do that
sadly they looked at a contrived issue from some kind of stupid sides

>>85265577
which Trek is the TI-89?

>>85265982
Voyager, actually, in the form of Harry Kim and Tom Paris
they don't know each other or work together at the beginning and by about season 5 they're inseparable

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>>85267074
>guy who worked on Dead Like Me working on new Star Trek

>>85277780
They're inseparable BFFs 5 minutes after meeting in the first episode. Not really believable IMO.

>>85268201
12 years later and I'm no closer to figuring out what was going through their heads when they decided on the time period this episode should take place in.

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>>85268201
explore fact and fiction with

>>85270107
the hull and the shields both serve as radiation protection
the hull itself is enough in the middle of a solar system, and even light shields are enough in the inner parts of a solar system, you only need warship-grade shields if you're going near a star or some weird space anomaly

>>85274350
>Here are the only good episodes in season 7:

But anon, you totally left out Ma–
>Meme replies like "Masks" and "Genesis" and "Sub Rosa" will be ignored.

Damn.

>>85274350
fuck you I liked those

>>85277874
At least they make sense both being outcasts early on.
>"rebel" chakotay and janeway?
>no emotion tuvok and janeway?
>seska and chakotay?
>torres and paris?
>7 and anyone without a dick?

>>85278069
You liked Sub Rosa?

I'm going to laugh at you now.

>>85265268

There was literally an episode where he got drafted into Starfleet Intelligence and went undercover against the Orion Syndicate. It was a great fucking episode.

>>85278182
t. hates Star Trek

>>85276047
It does not, to be honest.

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>>85271871

>ywn join in a drunken singalong to 80s buttrock with Julian and Miles at 3 AM while Keiko bitches like the intolerable harpy she is only for Miles to just turn up the volume and drown her ass out

>>85269557
You're Canadian aren't you?

>>85277752
Voyager. Discovery will be the TI-nspire.

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AAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK YOU BRENT STOP BEING SUCH A DIVA RAAAAAAARRARAGHHHHHHH

>dukat kills jadzia

wtf i hate dukat now

>>85278381
Oh look... it's the unwashed queer jew who tried to divide us. What does that urine-soaked rag have to do with Star Trek?

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>>85278633
She had to leave.

She belonged in a Kmart.

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>>85278453
How do you know that?

>>85278699
How many times are you going to bring that shit up? How many times have you done so already?

>>85278731
Your mom is all over the news in America.

>>85266950
Riker was promoted to captain at the end of the last movie.
LaForge and Dax became captains later on, I'll give you that.

>>85278381

>ywn fly over the skies of Britain with Miles and Julian gunning down kraut scum

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Why the fuck did that dumb Vulcan bitch let him berate Word on issues unrelated to the case for so long? This shit goes well beyond even modern law

>>85271871
>>85278381
Karaoke night at Quark's would have been a blast. There is way too much classical music in Star Trek.

>>85279062
>Word
Perfect name for that nigger.

>>85278739
It's relevant to the discussion and some people are seeing it for the very first time.

Chill out.

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>>85265770

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>>85279215

>>85277905
They ABSOLUTELY hated the fanbase/franchise at that point. Especially Braga.

>>85273998
Fucking kek

>>85278633

If he hadn't done that we wouldn't have gotten Ezri. Dukat did nothing wrong.

>>85281710
If we didn't got Ezri, she wouldn't have become the cutest captain of the sexiest ship of the Starfleet. Sorry, Jadzia. That's how it is.

>>85279195
How many years... no, DECADES are you morons going to yammer on and on and on, about the same fucking shit, day after day after day? Huh?

>>85282135
As long as 4chan survives, we will be here. Talking about Star Trek

>>85282135
You don't have to come here, reddit.

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>>85264237
quite literally quintessentially part and parcel

>>85278699
>wah wah you're giving me a take it or leave it offer and i'm not okay with that
does this bitch not get hollywood? who does she think she is

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>>85279195
>>85282241
>>85282266
Oh. Ok. Well... I guess no one should complain when I do this then:

Daily reminder that Enterprise was the very best Star Trek series ever produced.

It was Star Trek done right.

No faggots
No feminism
No PC
Less technobabble
More realism
More character
Interesting aliens
Solid storytelling

Trektards hate it because it isn't gay enough.

>the ENTfaggot is Rick Berman
woah, what a twist

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Perhaps I should also make the observation that Enterprise was the only Trek series that was good from the very beginning.

Seasons 1-3 were the best. Season 4 was when the quality started to fade. Most all of the stinkers are in season 4. I'm actually glad it was canceled early. With Coto in charge, it could have quickly devolved into yet another woefully gay PC fest like tng... only suitable for faggots, sjw morons, cucks, and trannies.

>>85282333
>who does she think she is

a washed up nobody who deluded herself into thinking she was a star when she was clearly not.

>>85282663
S1 was functional, whereas the others had been a bag of shit.

But it was dull as dishwater

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Of course season 4 wasn't all bad. The Vulcan and Romulan arcs were pretty good.

But fuck that overrated fag Data as well as his fanbase. The Klingon/augment arc could have been 1000% better without his stupid face chewing up most of the scenery.

The finale was appalling, and the token black "inventor of the transporter" ep was major cringe.

Also, let's not forget "Bound", that retarded green Orion slut episode. You'd have to be a fat, ugly, pimply-faced, sex-starved, permavirgin fanboi to find either one of those talentless, pond scum-colored cunts even mildly attractive. And don't even get me started on the whole, "The slaves were really the masters all along" bullshit.

The only thing good about it was the fact that Trip was immune to their smelly twats.

>>85282903
Too white, too male/not gay enough, huh?

>>85283053
No, just uninteresting stories

>>85283113
Yes, to a white hating faggot, I suppose they would be.

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Oh... and then there's "Stormfront", which, aside from some wonderful visuals of a shuttle being attacked by WWII fighters, and the NX-01 flying low over Manhattan, presented a truly god-awful propaganda story about stereotypical, cartoonish "Nazis" doing stereotypical, cartoonish "Nazi" things, and topping it off with Bobby Baccalieri acting very poorly like a "tough guy" named "Carmine" with a "little sister" who is a moulinyan.

The best part of that two-parter was the part two intro... If only.

https://youtu.be/xeDOe0kZDhk

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Did I mention the fact that Picard was an incompetent piece of shit who threatened the very existence of humanity on more than one occasion and left it to Captain Archer to clean up his mess for him?

>>85282903
Last season was actually good, but they were already decided to kill it by then.

>>85283571
if it's a closed time loop it was going to happen anyway

>Occupation of Bajor
>50 Years
>only 15 million dead

>Dominion "purge" of Cardassia
>Days(?)
>800 Million dead
Really activates the almonds

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>>85283820
Yep, they were trying to gay it up a little to appease the trektard majority who, after years of swallowing garbage trek, just couldn't tolerate the flavor of Enterprise, which was actually the prime rib of Star Trek. But alas, it was too little, too late. They simply could not recapture the level of faggotry to which the retarded majority had become accustomed.

>>85283956
>15 million dead
100% of the dead were combatant dead from those terrorist pieces of shit

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>>85283874
So that just means that Picard was already an incompetent piece of shit at least a century before he was even born.

>>85284141
It just means you have autism.

>>85284050
Star Trek is a progressive series

If you don't like that, maybe it isn't for you. Try Firefly or Star Wars

>>85276022
You should look up Star Trek Phase 2

>>85284290
"Progressive" towards what? White hating, faggot loving communism? I know, right?

>>85284376
Pretty much, yeah.

Do you think Worf got to taste that sweet half-Klingon half-Romulan pussy?

>>85284460
would any"thing" half -Romulan be the most despised mongrel in the alpha/beta quadrant?

>>85275938
Stinks

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>>85284460
There you go. Just admit that you're a flaming queer and move on.

>>85284598
The cover story is they survived a freighter crash. Just do what all the other part-Roms do and say your daddy was a Vulcan

>I've been a mother three times and a father twice

Trill banter is good

>Nog and Jake getting simultaneous boners for the hot Vulcan

nice

>>85284727
t. Simon Tarses

>>85264237

Isn't O'Brien the only non-commissioned officer we ever see in all of Star Trek? Where are the regular enlisted men?

>>85285451

wait, if O'Brien is an NCO then don't ensigns technically outrank him?

>>85285480
No technicality, they do outrank him. It's one of the many retarded things about 99.9% of Starfleet being commissioned officers

He acnowledges this, saying hell have to salute Nog when he completes the Academy

>Tim Russ, as the rogue technician Devor, made his first appearance in the Star Trek franchise in "Starship Mine". He had previously been an alternate choice for the part of Geordi LaForge at the start of the series, but LeVar Burton was chosen instead by Gene Roddenberry.[1] Russ subsequently auditioned on multiple occasions for parts in episodes, and was again considered for a main part role in Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. Following his appearance in "Starship Mine", he appeared as a Klingon in the Deep Space Nine episode "Invasive Procedures" and an unnamed part in the film Star Trek Generations before landing the role of Tuvok in the main cast of Star Trek: Voyager.[2] The episode has been dubbed "Die Hard in space'.

The man desperately wanted to be on Trek

>>85285526

Why is Starfleet pretty much all officers? They should have a merchant marine or boot camp academy for general crewmen. You don't need 4 years in the academy to know how to seal a hull breech or to fire phasers. Shit, the US Navy trains submarine nuke technicians in a year. Seems like a huge bottleneck in forming crews and marshaling forces in the event of a major war.

>>85285571
The guy is on record as being a huge fan though, so I guess it's not much of a surprise.

>>85285579
>Why is Starfleet pretty much all officers? They should have a merchant marine or boot camp academy for general crewmen.

There is a separate training facility that crewmen go to on Mars.

No idea why they felt everyone should be an Ensign, probably some retarded idea from Gene that they got stuck with

>>85285646

Yeah, I did read somewhere that Starfleet's ridiculous top-heaviness was Rodenberry's doing because he felt it would make the characters more interesting or glamorous or something.

>>85285708
Well he was an officer in WW2, maybe he was just an asshole who didn't like enlisted people

>>85285708

On one hand I sorta understand it. You see 8 year old kids learning calculus in TNG, so with advances in technology the population is highly educated. Having a 4 year training to join Starfleet would make for great personnel but it does seem like a bit of a waste.

>>85285451
There are loads of crewmen (NCOs) on both TOS & ENT. Worf's adoptive father was a chief petty officer too.

>>85285792
Wesley episodes suggest the academy is hyper competitive to get into as well

So if maybe 1 in 50 actually qualifies for the academy, what the hell do the other 49 do? Just give up their dream of starfleet and go get another job? Why don't they go in as enlisted? Are their egos so fragile that not being an officer is worse than never going into space at all?

>>85265058
then he comes home to get yelled at by keiko

>>85265135
That's not especially impressive, Worf is all bluster

>>85285526
And that one time he finally went to the Academy, it was to become a teacher there.

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>>85285852

>fail to get into the academy
>but exploring space is your life-long dream
>sign up as an enlisted
>spend the next 7 years staring at the same three consoles in engineering or standing in a small, windowless transporter room

>>85285935
Most officers do that as well

In Tapestry, Picad was a Lieutenant and his job was nothing but a glorified file clerk

>>85285935
at least he found the love of his life

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>>85285982
True

>>85267354
Originally, Ensign Ro was supposed to have Major Kira's role on DS9.

Don't remember what caused the change.

>>85286043
I like Alexander, Worf's kid. He seems like he's doing his best and not as nearly as pole-up-ass as Worf.

>>85286147
IIRC she wanted to be in a good show

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>>85286171
Too annoying in TNG

>>85286213
Eh, most small children tend to be.

>>85286213
he had some great episodes

>>85286147
They would have had to pay the writers who came up with her character royalties for every single episode of DS9, so they didn't bother.

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>>85285935
it's called Deep Cover....Section 31 needed a presence on the flagship

the Obsidian Order eventually caught on

>>85282398
Don't forget

>pockets

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>>85285982
>at least he found the love of his life

Excactly

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>The Inner Light

Fuck.

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>yfw Riker was only 29 in the first season of TNG.

>29 and already first officer of the flagship

Damn son. I'm slacking.

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>>85286532
> Inner Light
> Not The Offspring

Your taste in feels leave much to be desired

>>85286584
Working with Section 31 pushes your career

>>85284306
Oh, yeah, I knew about that from the first design they showed. I thought you meant the saucer specifically.

>>85286628

It's okay I still got 4 years to land my dream job and fuck alien bitches.

>>85286624
>The Offspring
>not Family

When Picard breaks down after fighting with his brother is heart breaking.

Picard is such a horny old man

Hits on everything with a pair of tits

>>85286584
Troi got him the job

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>>85286628
run it down for me...I like Section 31 theories

>watching TNG episode "Lessons"

>flute scene

>The Picard Maneuver.jpg

Fuck you /trek/, I can't unsee it

>>85287364
-Federation Brass bow to Section 31
-In contact with aliens
-Possess mind bending holodeck abilities
-Control San Fransisco with an iron but fair fist
-Own stations & ships quadrant wide
-Direct descendants of the MACOs.
-Bankrolled the first cities on Bajor
-Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
-First designer babies will in all likelihood have autism or be recruited to Section 31
-All operative said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence in the alpha quadrant has only existed deep in Vulcan monasteries & when Q is around.
-They own borg Nanobot R&D labs around the Neutral Zone
-You likely have borg nanobots inside you right now
-Section 31 are in regular communication with the Q, forwarding the word of Prophets. Who do you think set up the meeting between the Romulans & the Vulcan high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Vulcan leader’s first trip to Bajor in history and literally a few days later to the Section 31 Station near Riza?
-They learned fluent Cardassian under a week
-The Grand Nagus entrust their latinum reserves with the Section. There’s no Latinum in The Divine Treasury, only the Section 31 Holodeck.
-The section is over about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
-In reality, they are temporal agents existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent.

Is DS9 going to get good? I am at s02e05, and it's boring as fuck, politics that politics this

>>85287735
Does Siso have a beard yet?

>>85287742
no, it's the one with the orphans

>>85287735

I finally learnt the appeal of DS9.

It's comfy. I couldn't get into it either at first, but I hung out in a chatroom that always had random Trek episodes on and it grew on me.

You leave it on as background noise or netflix maraton 8 episodes a day.

DS9 is slow.
DS9 builds slow.
There are overarching story themes.

It's just comfy.

pah-wraith did nothing wrong

>>85265770

Data and Geordi

>>85287781
I mean it gets better during S2 and gets solid in S3, same as TNG

I like a lot of the stuff in S2 mind

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muh princess

>>85279094

>Karaoke

It would just be classical songs and Beastie Boys though...

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>>85287914

I really like that episode where Captain Sisko and Dr Bashir go back in time to Cyber-Punk San Fransico.

>>85287801
Early DS9 is pretty dry, but it's all important to building the idea of their life on the station.

>>85287914
It's a Trip fucks more aliens that Kirk while Malcolm masturbates furiously in his quarters episode.

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>>85287364
Section 31 are the real unsung Heroes of the Federation.

>>85287801
>literal brainwashing

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>>85287727
>tfw you get unintentionally meme'd

But love the response anyway

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Whats your favourite episode

>>85267146
She turned the role down. Thus they wrote off her character by joining the space terrorists. They must have been pissed because even the actress who played Tasha Yar got call backs over the years,

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>>85288049

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>>85288077
please no sad. This is a happy place

>>85288049

The episode where Captain Picard becomes John Mcclaine in SPACE and literally kills a man with Worf's crossbow.

>>85288049
It's an interesting episode, but Tapestry is overrated

>>85288099
no it's the one where he turns into Barklay, and he chooses death instead of such torment

What the fuck, they give Picard a busty, musical redhead girlfriend who's perfect for him just to take er away?

What the fuck that's just needlessly cruel.

>>85288199
Career >>>>> everything else
Kirk knew this

>>85288233
yes goyim. Working for us is more important that kids. The world is overpopulating anyway

>>85287735
>it's boring as fuck, politics that politics this
You should probably look up which episodes got really bad IMDb ratings and watch those, because there is no reset button to be hit at the end of every episode like in TNG and Voyager.

>>85288259
>making kids so they can be slaves of the jews

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>>85288352
oh fuck, they alway win

>>85288352
If the Jews are so superior that so few in comparison to mankind control everything, than you can just admire them.

>>85288383
Do you admire rabies too?

>>85288447
From a medical perspective, i admire mayn Viruses for their effectiveness, yes.

Still you didnt faced the argument. If they control so much over such a long period with so few people, one had to admire their Strategy.

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>>85274560

Keiko, her plant out of sight.

>>85288704
Darmok is easily one of the weakest episodes of TNGs second half

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>>85288806

>Look at me, I'm a contrarian!

>>85287842
Don't you think the "little boy and his robot friend" trope is a bit stale

>>85288959
just as much as the little boy and the magical negro trope

>>85288704
>MMIIIIIILLLLEEESSSSS?!?!?! PAMELA ISLEY, BEFORE HER FALL?

Darmok was kino

>>85288049
Relics.

>>85288026

I didn't say it was good.

Just comfy. Good for Trek nerds who live and breathe Trek

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>>85288099
>The episode where Captain Picard becomes John Mcclaine in SPACE and literally kills a man with Worf's crossbow.

Don't forget the fact he Vulcan nerve pinches Commander Tuvok

>>85289440
>the weak should fear the strong

>>85289440
Was that him undercover with the Maquis

Who was the worst writer to work on star trek? the best?

>>85285618
Tuvok actually got a good role. Jolene Blalock, another trek fan, on the other hand, got space AIDS.

>>85276106

Betazoids are already part of a major power, they're in the Federation.

>>85289528
Gene Roddenberry is unironically the worst, I don't know who the best is because I didn't know any of them before Star Trek, but I just looked up a couple of my favourite episodes and they were both by Peter Allan Fields:

TNG: (3)
>Half a Life (teleplay, story with Ted Roberts)
>Cost of Living
>The Inner Light (teleplay with Morgan Gendel)

DS9: (10)
>Dax (teleplay with D.C. Fontana, story)
>Progress
>Duet (teleplay)
>The Circle
>Necessary Evil
>Blood Oath
>Crossover (teleplay with Michael Piller, story)
>For the Uniform
>In the Pale Moonlight (story)
>The Dogs of War (story)

>>85289656
Is that why she doesn't do con appearances?

>>85288049
Times arrow 1 & 2. I'm a sucker for time travel episodes and I love turn of the century California period pieces.

>>85289750
No, she doesn't do appearances because she was angry the way ENT turned out and she never got to direct or write an episode. Same with most of the cast.

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>>85289750
Too busy doing Pilates and shit

Wow, Nana Visitor can't fake cry to save her life

>>85289998
Shit actress and her mosquito bite tits didn't help her cause.

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>>85290111
I respectfully disagree

>>85289851
>when it's selfie time and you suck in your beer gut but accidentally give yourself an aneurysm

>>85289851
A vasuline woman

>>85289834
>>85289750

doesn't do appearances
hubby is CEO of US$ 8.355 billion revenue company (2016)

>doesn't do appearances because she was angry the way ENT turned out

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>>85290895
Except check DS9s internal security logs and notice everyone conspiring against him. Or spotting the force field emitters Julian had set up in his bedroom.

>>85290965
that was pretty bush league,,,He should have holoprojected their lil chat

>>85290895
Section 31 was necessary

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>>85290111

>Talking shit about Nana Visitor of Visitations

>when you want to discuss about DS9 and the actual implications and differences in the show but you know the fans will just start screaming and whining because they can't deal with it

>>85291760
Dios Mio

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Is Lieutenant Commander Saru supposed to be an Edosian? I'd suspect it's just a coincidence seeing as they clearly have no respect for canon.

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>>85291760
I recognise that bulge!

>>85291767
The thing about DS9 fanbabbies is they don't care about Star Trek.

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>>85291957

Dukat does too

>>85291905
>Jones will play Lt. Saru, a Starfleet science officer and an alien species new to the Star Trek universe
http://www.inquisitr.com/3754983/star-trek-discovery-cast-michelle-yeoh/

>>85291986
>7 years

>>85292052
Not him, faggot. Go bounce up and down in your crib every time there is explosions in your actionbabby trek

>>85291767
You don't consider yourself a fan of DS9? What is it that you want to say about the show?

>>85291986
DS9 fans think that everyone that doesn't like the "edgy" "mature" tone of DS9 is some kind of retarded simpleton because they can't accept that people can differentiate between fiction and reality so they can accept a fictional world that is somewhat naive but still works

The Chase might have the worst conclusion of any episode of any show ever

Ancient bald people made everyone humanoid?

fuck you TNG

>>85292566
>blaming TNG because they had to make an episode to please the "fans" that want everything explained because "everything must make sense!!"

>>85292560
How does one go about getting a persecution complex from fans of a TV show anyway? And we think you're a simpleton because you're incapable of discussing the show and have to attack the fans unprovoked instead.

>>85292791
>we think you are a simpleton
>unprovoked

>>85292854
Please link to the post that insulted you before you started attacking DS9 fans.

>>85292854
Every day you insist that DS9 fans are faggots and babbies and worse.

There are never any posts about how Voyager fans are assholes or Enterprise fans are retards, or whatever it is that you like.

Where's the provocation? Oh, right, you were provoked in 2010 and you've been crusading ever since, sorry, I forgot.

>never watched all of TNG, just random episodes that hit on TV when I was younger.
>never quite understood why everyone hated wesley so much
>seeing him first time
Well he seems fine, bright kid, picard is a bit of a dick to him for no reason though.
>halfway trough season 1
>Wesley knows fucking everything, tractor beam technology, Star Ship engines, noticing fucking brain wave patterns the list goes on
>it usually saves the day too.
Oh, I get it now.

>>85292893
So describing a behavior that is typical of the fanbase counts as attacking?
I am not the one that claims that DS9 is mature, more realistic, etc. and thus better than all the "childish" and "naive" other series.
>>85292924
Nice persecution complex, I don't post it everyday and unlike you guys I contribute to the discussion instead of repeating the same stale memes every thread. Also I am not calling anyone "faggots", "babbies" or worse. You are the ones calling others simpleton and then acting surprised if people describe you as assholes.

>>85293014
Which post called you a simpleton?

>>85292961
How far through the show are you? It doesn't sound like you've got to the most egregious example of Wesley being a wunderkind.

>>85293014
>I am not the one that claims that DS9 is mature, more realistic, etc
Are you saying you aren't this guy? Because He/You is the only one that has so far.

>>85292560
>the "edgy" "mature" tone of DS9

>>85293081
>>85292791

>>85293121
So nobody was saying anything to you until AFTER you started attacking them first.

Maybe you should stop attacking people then.

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>that voyager episode where b'lana gets super sweaty and dirty fighting a mutant in a malon freighter

>>85293014
I shit on garak and emh fans all the time for being redditors

>>85293160
>posting something like this on social media
Women's rights were a mistake

>>85293157
I replied to this guy >>85291986 which as usual was accused of being me by oversensitive DS9 fans. If anything, as usual, I am the one being thrown around by obsessed people that can't deal with people having different opinions which later acts as the poor victims of these threads

>>85293188
>hating based holographic man of sarcasm

>>85293121
>>85293157
It's like they have no self awareness

>Niggers are all stupid and violent and I hate them
>[A nigger punches them]
>SEE! SEE! WHAT DID I TELL YOU?!

Wow, Bashir was super gay for O'Brien way before Miles reciprocated

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>>85293270
>based

>>85293279
>missing the point
as expected

>>85293279
>defending niggers
Found the redditor

>>85293313
No sweetie, you've missed the point. I don't care if a nigger punched you in 2010, going up to niggers and insulting them years later and complaining when they punch you too is 100% your fault.

>>85293248
>I replied to this guy >>85291986 which as usual was accused of being me by oversensitive DS9 fans.
You were caught samefagging, so it's a natural assumption that everyone is you.

You both (sure, whatever) attack people unprovoked. If it hurts your feelings when someone posts
>7 years
at you afterwards, then maybe you've been attacking people unprovoked for too long, and it's time for you to stop.

>>85293386
Except I didn't insult anyone.

>>85293239
>women

>>85293297
downvoted

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>>85293188
Garak is as good if not better than Data. He grew up a bastard who was groomed to be the perfect spy. He was taught to forsake all emotional attachment, but that blows up in his face when he is deemed a traitor because he framed himself to save his father. He then ends up exiled from Cardassia and placed on a space station whete his allegiance is constantly torn between his duty to the state that betrayed him, and and his new adopted Federation family which includes a qt doctor he at least for sure has a sexual attraction towards.

He also spent the first two seasons high as a kite.

Garak is GOAT.

>>85293459
The only person being attacked without reason is me by mentally ill people like you that can't even see the difference between posting styles and think that every anonymous is the same person

>>85293106
Not far, I'm still midway S1 (I'm on a "let's watch all of star trek" trip) and I'm sure some shits gonna annoy the fuck out of me as I heard it takes a few seasons to kick into gear.
But fuck me, is it me or has the show aged worse than ToS? I mean, don't get me wrong, ToS had some painful moments, but I think so far I prefer it over TNG just in the way it looks alone.

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>>85264237
he's apparently also some kind of Bajoran wizard that can kill cloud monsters

The fuck is this terrible episode?

>>85293710
>is it me or has the show aged worse than ToS?
In a lot of ways it has, the early visual style is incredibly 80s, as is the terrible MIDI soundtrack, and I think they had some problems with the lighting in season 1 too as it all seems very pale. It improves a bit as it goes on, and they get better MIDI samples but I don't think they ever stop using it entirely.

>>85293605
>The only person being attacked without reason is me by mentally ill people like you
If you stop complaining about the rest of fandom then you'll stop getting those pesky (You)s.

>that can't even see the difference between posting styles and think that every anonymous is the same person
You shouldn't have gotten caught samefagging then. You shouldn't have admitted that you've been doing this since 2010. You can't erase all knowledge of the fact that you've been shitposting and samefagging for 7 years.

But you can move on and stop disrupting these threads now. Please do.

>>85293770
I hate Bajorans so much. The only thing Dukat ever did wrong was not killing more of them.

>>85293106

Original series feels dated, but in a 'it ALL feels dated so it feels classic now' way. TNG season 1 only now feels dated in a 'cheap and kid of tacky' way.

>>85293865
Lol
I am talking about the show, you are whining about me. Yet somehow I am the one "disrupting", I guess only circlejerks should be allowed.

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This thread will die soon, beam up

>>85293901
>>85293901
>>85293901

>>85293859
The composer in early TNG is Ron Jones.

Love him or hate him, he was fired by Rick Berman because his music was too noticeable, and Berman wanted the music to be light background wallpaper.

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>>85293880
>tfw you will never be one of Dukat's Bajoran concubines