Leave Star Wars to us!

Last Jedi looks cool desu

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>>85263125
APOLOGIZE

>>85263362
No. Lucas is a hack that never made a good movie other than ANH. Consider it a happy accident.

Boyega is so heavily photoshopped that you could add a weave to him and he'd look like a woman.

>>85263125
GOOKED

>>85263306

Do you have Downs?

>>85263449
no i don't

>>85263125
Daily reminder there wasn't a single nigger on screen role in A New Hope

>>85263125
>koba, mary sue, and bobby lee

>>85263125
Star wars is shit.
The Empire Strikes Back and Force Awakens are the only good ones.

>>85263455
Holy fuck is that TRAITOR 2.0?

>>85263455
>they're banking on the TR8R meme

Holy shit the absolute state of disney

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It's everyday bro that I wait

>>85263125
Boyega is a good actor.
Ridley is bland but ok.
Don't know about the asian lady tho

>>85263505
Koba was based though

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post yfw they gonna kill off Luke in favour of the new characters by the end of TLJ

>>85263125
if you showed me this before Force Awakens was even announced, I would've assumed it was for some children's tv show. They all look like they're 12 years old.

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I'd rather more Rogue One movies than Rey's movies.

>>85263455
TR-8R : The Staff Strikes Back

>>85263603
I didn't like Episode 7 but Rogue One was fucking terrible m8

>>85263637
Trash taste, friend.

>>85263603
TFA wasn't great but Rogue One was awful.

>>85263603

Rogye one was dogshit and so was TFA and so were the prequels and so was the original Star Wars.

This is just like the Halo fenomenon. Beating a dead horse time and time again

>>85263362
what.. hahaha i thought geroge lukas was a white guy. But apparently he's arab ? xD

>>85263455
>>85263125

That stupid chink looks obnoxious as fuck. China will hate her more than they hate the stupid monkey.

>>85263125
Can't they like find a good looking Asian girl? I've seen many

Rogue One kicked the shit out of TFA.

It was still an embarrassingly mediocre Star Wars movie, but TFA was horrible.

reminder that prequels were kinographies with lynchian cinematography and story writing and had a redpilled message that incorporated medieval political theory and scientific hypothesis

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remember that all of this is true.

>>85263537
This is embarrassing, they made a stormtrooper with black shoulder pads and half black helmet. It doesn't make any sense but that will allow Hasbro to sell new figurines.

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>>85263699
>>85263672
>>85263637
Kill yourselves.

>>85263666
Humor me, what dare I ask was the good part of Rouge Wahn?

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Um, what the fuck?

Sigh.

Asian person here. I don't complain about chinks not being featured in (((Hollywood))), but why did Mr. Shekelshylockgoldgrabstein have to cast the ugliest asian person he could find?

>>85263125
Why did they get some fat tranny asian?

>>85263738
She's gonna blacked by Boyega. He isn't good looking for black too.

>>85263455
>ugly frumpy garbage man asian lady
>ugly dalmatian storm trooper
>rey looks homeless
disney needs to fuck off

>>85263537
>>85263549
>>85263611
He's FN-2099 not TR-8R, you reddit tourist fucks.

>>85263362
Damn Lucas looked like a jihadist in his early days.

>>85263769
>s-she looks pretty so its good

I dunno what people see in this ugly broad. Her face is fat and boring.

>>85263839
Rey is homeless though.

>>85263455
>stormtrooper with a lightsaber looking axe

Please kill this series already. Please

The stormtrooper with the lightsaber fighting baton was already a 10/10 on the stupid scale

Who's the ugly asian chick supposed to be?

Was she in the first movie?

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>>85263869
>Her face is fat and boring.
Wrong.

>>85263943
She's supposed to be a box office draw for China

She wasn't in the first movie

Felicity Jones looks like a hotter Leia from the 70s.

lolwut are they going down a diversity checklist with the SW franchise or what?

How has generation after generation been manipulated into thinking Star Wars is somehow important? This has been going on for decades. I've never seen a piece of media retroactively establish itself as a cultural cornerstone the way Star Wars has. Other franchises are certainly trying. Harry Potter and Star Trek are contenders. But why the fuck Star Wars?

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>>85263455

What the fuck is this shit!

>>85263991
>She's supposed to be a box office draw for China
How angry is China going to be when she gets blacked?

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>>85263839
At last little girls will love disney prince Tuxedo Ren.

>>85264054
His mask looks stupid without the hood on, and with the hood on he looks like a cheap Darth Revan

>>85263362
The Prequels where bad but at least it was not a total rehash

I miss you George. Please buy Star Wars back

>>85264054
His helmet looks really odd without his head cloak

Makes his head look 10 feet tall

>>85263125
And readditors will look at this shit and say it looks good. What the fuck has star wars become?

niggers were a serious mistake.

>>85263802
the same reason why they casted the ugliest black (looks like a monkey) they could find

>>85264094
This

I'll take creative disaster any day of the week over safe corporate market researcher approved Disney™ Star™ Wars™. Both TFA and R1 are boring garbage.

>>85264054
I thought this was Lewis from Revenge of the Nerds for a second.

>>85264017
not.TR8R
he's T31T0R

>>85263434
I noticed that too. Really weird looking.

>>85264139
They're God's rough draft

I hate all of you who wanted this. (Gen Xers)

>>85263125
They need to fire whoever made that poster. The black guy is edited so badly he looks more like something out of Clone Wars than real life.

>>85263788
unironically, comic relief droid

>>85264238
honestly I'd really like to know what the fuck happened. I don't buy the germs and steel bullshit. We now know humans are much older than believed in previous centuries. Also, since you seem to have some insight, are abo's really denisovians/early hybrids of some kind? Why aren't they in zoos and circuses? Why do we let them breed with others? They should be treated as a very important historical relic

If I hadn't seen TFA, that photo would look pretty cool to me, OP. They don't look that bad in that particular photo and I wouldn't know that the middle chick can't fucking act and that the guy on the left is just a stereotypical comedic negro sidekick.

>>85263125
that gook literally looks like ms swan

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>>85263125
>fat manly chink girl

If you wanted to bend over and suck China's dick why not get an actually good looking Chinese girl?

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>>85263455
We've got
The light saber
The light gun
The light flame thrower

And now:
The light egg beater at a store near you.

>>85263455
Rey looks QT as fuck.

>>85264196
There's also another action figure of a stormtrooper waving his hand, called CU-L8R

>>85264338
>They're God's rough draft
How do I seem to have insight, I just made a racist joke.
Also, all Humans that come from outside Africa have some Neandertal/Denisovian admixture, with Asians having a bit more.
Abos migrated out of Africa rather early, so they may have more, but I don't know any studies that suggest it

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>>85263125
oh, so they have put a random chink in to appeal to the chinese audience.

I didn't think they'd do that , it was so forced in rogue one.

>>85264459
why do they sleep on the road?

>>85263125
why did they need to shoop the faces?
boogie man looks like CG from a ps2 game

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>>85264338
tl;dr- The phenotype for abstract thought never triggetred in niggers.

>>85264467
Haha of course. We'd lose our precious up boats if we said anything bad about it.

Ren is a fookin white male.

Hope he dies. :)

yeah leave it to kids...oh wait whom am I writing to?

>>85263125
They better get that nigger edited out if they want Chinabux fucking lol

>>85264467
Is that from Reddit? Disgusting ΤBH

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>>85263125
>mfw the force penguins were true

Last Jedi is such an appropriate name

>>85264493
>random
Diversity isn't random. Diversity is a natural part of life. Humans naturally strive to live in diverse communities and diversity helps bring people together. It's the solution to all the problems in the world. Once we come together as humans, we will fix this dreadful world.

I actually liked finn

>>85264688
Weird type of shitposting senpai

Is it me or is there zero hype for Episode 8?
Did Rogue One burn the fans?

>>85263455
>Nigga gets the ugly asian

well then

>>85264094
The prequels at least added new shit like the Clone Army and the CIS. A kid could've came up with the plot of Episode 7.

>>85263760
This. TFA was terribad. Rouge 1 was okay at worst.

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a cute tho

>>85264510
nice graphic. i think much of this is intuitively known and observed to anyone who has worked with or lived around a group or groups of blacks.

>>85264633
Yep main Star Wars reddit page

>>85264758
I have zero hype for it. I'm not even sure I'll watch it.

>>85264758
There's probably plenty of interest being generated for kids (5-18), but we won't see hype for adults until the fall probably because Disney wants adults to see their Marvel stuff right now.

>>85264812
I loved Star Wars as a kid, and I remember enjoying the prequels as well (sue me). I didn't think TFA was that great, and Rogue One frankly seemed like fanfiction.

>>85263566
>Oogaboyega is good

But how Star Wars actors are cast? Most of them are bad to be honest.

>>85265042
They wanted to allegedly hire "relative unknowns" (I think that's the word they used) because they said that ANH did the same thing. Just to keep with the "tradition".

>>85264054
Why is he suddenly wearing General Hux's outfit? Are they going to rip off the scene from ESB where Lando is wearing Han's clothes?

>>85263959
literally an old hag with saggy skin and disgusting teeth. off yourself

>>85265287
Can't they hire some more attractive unknowns? Finn and that Asian girl are outright ugly.

Daily Reminder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7N0_GdI8TWE

nu- Star Wars is garbage and is liberal propoganda

>>85265287
They said they did the same thing about how they're doing the story.

"We don't know where to go with it so we'll make shit up along the way"

No. It doesn't work like that. They had 6 moves plus the EU to work with. Fucking morons.

>>85265327
They want the "ugly" audience I guess.

>>85265327

I don't care whether they're attractive or not, I care whether they can act or not. Felicity Jones is attractive, but god, her acting is cringe and so is her voice.

>>85265287
AKA cutting the actor budget.

>>85265384
Lol yeah that's true. It's ridiculous.

Have there ever been any good actors, I mean actually good actors in Star Wars, besides Alec Guiness and Ewan Mcgregor?

>>85265468
Hayden had Anakin's facial expressions totally down. Shame about the voice.

>>85263469
Daily reminder there was not a single nigger in a single scene in any of the three LotR movies, in fact the only nonwhites who ever appeared on screen were covered head to toe in make up and prosthetics.

>>85265468
Not a lot of actors I'd call good, no.

However many were a tier above the current ones.

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>>85263125
SLAY QUEEN

>>85264807
You can see that in the empire of dust documental

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>>85263125

>>85263455
A FUCKING LIGHTSABER TENNIS RACKET!!

>>85265556
EVIL WHITE MALES!!!

Confirmed luke and kylo will die.

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>>85265300
I suppose they made it looks like knight's mail or something like that.

>>85265556
god damn. niggers are fucking ugly as fuck

>>85265556
>these are people writing Nu Wars

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So the prequels are better than the new Star Wars movies?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTg6hg1miFg

>>85263738
Weirdly, the actress they cast as that character's sister is the good looking one. I wonder why they didn't switch roles.

Star Wars 8: Fivehead and the planeteers

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>>85265595
lightsaber-bow&arrow

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>>85263455
>that trooper
You can't make this shit up, why they don't use some cortosis blades or staff instead of shit like this .
SW is fucking dead.

>>85264410
i like you. keep on keepin on.

>>85264092
Good thing he destroys the mask early on in the movie and goes without it the rest of the time. Also, the hood is gone. It's just a cape.

>>85263699
This

Empire was damn good, but your point is well taken.

Fanboys need to take a step back and see the bigger picture. The entire franchise is a platform for selling toys to small children. TFA was a mismash of fanboy pleasing elements and little to no regard for character or plot. It's dead, it's been dead for eons

I think I'm done with Star Wars now. Kylo Ren was the only part of the last movie I liked and the only good parts of Rogue One were the ones with Tarkin (even if it was obvious CG) or Vader in them.

I've liked Star Wars since I was a kid and grew up reading the books and playing the games. But I won't support Disney's shit. I'll just wait for the movie to be released and watch the Kylo Ren scenes on Youtube.

Fuck off Disney.

>>85265839
I hope they keep making movies to continue "ruining your childhood", beta cuck.

>>85265943
This. Star Wars fags were always awful. Every single movie was shlock but they act like it was the second coming.

>>85265943
>ruining your childhood

I can go back and enjoy all the old Star Wars stuff all I want you dumb fuck. It's not going anywhere. I'm just not interested in Disney's shit anymore.

>>85266032
3, 4, 5 and 6 were good.
TFA RogueOne, 1, 2 are beyond bad.

>>85266074
No they weren't. All of them were mediocre at best with shit acting.

>>85263125
Friendly reminder that Rey is the original female given force powers by the force tree (reborn) that was murdered by the W H I T E male counterpart snoke.
Rey has the ability to force fly (c)
Anakin was never the chosen one, he didn't bring balance to the force so fuck off faggots Star Wars is finally good and finally makes sense

>>85263125

Rey looks horrible with long hair.

>>85266187
How the fuck does a fucking TREE make sense?

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>>85263125
god these new films are garbage . if you are over the age of 25 and are looking forward to them consider suicide .

>>85266074
This.
7 gave me an aneurism

>>85266074
>RogueOne
>beyond bad
yikes

>>85266214
Trees put oxygen into the air, force works the same way..
Mother Nature births us all and the force is female

>>85265839

It must suck that Star Wars has become a normie social experience. The quality is so poor but normies just want something to talk about.

85265351
Stop shilling your trash.

>>85266423
Go back faggot

>>85266587
Go back where? Elaborate for me, sweet cheeks.

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>>85263125
>the asian girl isn't even cute
how do you fuck up this bad? These fuckers have no idea what they're doing.

>>85265588
the top part is just a bunch of white people though

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>>85266666
checked

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>>85266666

They're never going to introduce another white male protagonist, are they?

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>>85266741
this looks like shit

>>85266749
The Han Solo movie will flop, at least for their Star Wars standards, and they'll blame it on it being a (((white))) male lead. Thus allowing them to shoe in diverse characters.

>>85266587
t. redditor

>>85266587
t. reddit

>>85266775
China's gonna flip out!

>>85266741
Did they have to make her a fat chink with a pig nose and ugly ass bangs? Jesus christ it's like they went to China and picked the ugliest one they could find.

Finn deserves better

>>85266668
They wont cast attractive women because tbey would threaten the audience they're going for. Just like with rey. There will still be a bunch of pathetic fucks on here claiming shes a cute when the movie comes out.

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>>85266792
Poor redditfags

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>>85263762
No it's fucking not how many times do we have to go through this? That's not how VA studios work for localizations. They don't get handed the original script just like that, Jesus Christ.

>>85266775
at least pick good looking people for fuck's sake Disney

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>new "trailer" is just shitty behind the scenes footage screaming "REMEMBER STAR WARS"
>new footage doesn't look appealing at all
>they're just copying Empire and probably going to make all the same mistakes as TFA
>stand alone Star Wars movies are a disaster
Is there anything Disney can't ruin?

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>>85265588
Why did you crop out the white girl, based kekistani?

You wouldn't fake shit to push your agenda, would you?

>>85266957
After tfa and rogue one why would you think they would do that?

>>85266780
>kike needs action lessons
In fairness so did Rey, Finn and the chink extra who's now a mc to try and get China interested
Really hoping she gets BLACKEDtm

>>85263537
FN-2199 Lives

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>>85264017
That's fucking retarded

>>85263713
>German, Swiss-German, English, Scottish, and distant Dutch and French descent.
-Wikipedia

>>85266666
checked

>>85266775
Is dressing up as imperials the only possible plan they can ever use? They did that in ANH, they did that in Rogue One, what the fuck?

>>85266718
>>85266725
>>85267337
Notice how he never specified where. I feel embarrassed for him for getting so BTFO.

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>>85265042
As long as they are not straight white males it didn't matter to them about acting abilities.

If you think I am just being a /pol/ocks go check oboogooobeoy tweets. He got put in two major film, TFA and Pacific Rim 2, and he is already pushing the hollywood is racist bullshit because GoT doesn't have enough north american pavement apes.

Hollywood has a fucking hardon for social justice and hiring diversity for the sake of diversity and giving no fucks to their talent.

>>85267417
Rey>Vader>emperor>Luke>kylo>obiwan

>>85267466
It's gobsmacking due to the fact is a terrible, terrible actor.
It's like Freddy Edu calling football clubs racist

>>85263125
Very nice 3 types of potatos.

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>>85264467
>Haha I joke but I think it's great how far the franchise has come, think of the distance between this promo shot and the Rolling Stone cover with a bikini clad Leia and three aliens

>>85267071
Not him but white girl was in one scene and mever spoke. Everyone else is a main character.

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>>85264467
>Rey looks like an elf from LOTR

Yeah, too bad she looks like fucking Elrond.

>>85267712
Homecoming was sexist af, I and many others boycotted since it didn't represent us or our plight

>>85264493
the chink would only appeal to other chinks if she was

1. a celebrity from chinkland

2. cute


she is neither.

>>85267712
I don't get why she's even in that photo.

>>85263603
R1 makes TFA awakens look like Empire.

>>85267712
>>85267854
She's gwen stacey.

You'll see more of her in the sequel.

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>>85267071
KEK you BTFO him

>>85263362
My deepest apologies, Lucas. I miss you and I want you back. Im sooo sorry!! ;_;

>>85267979
Liar! You are hyped for Episode 8 you liar! I bet you will buy 2 or 3 force penguin plush toys after leaving the theatre.

>>85266780
Well, they're not getting any more shekels from me. Goodbye Star Wars, I'll miss you.

>>85268027
How do we fill the void now? Idk about you but I need a fantasy universe to escape to when shit hits the fan irl

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Rey is a CUTE, just imagine seeing her tight ass getting BLACKED

>>85266741

I think they may have fucked up here. Why do they think China will enjoy watching asians?

>>85263852
>filming in Tunisia
>not blending in with the locals to avoid getting kidnapped

>>85263362
Kek, that's the face of a man who hates having to be reduced to kiddie shit.

Do you think Lucas was a sperg back then to?

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>>85267477
>Rey above anyone
>Luke under anyone
>Obi Wan last
Shit tier list

>>85267947
She's Betty Brant

>>85265468
Didn't Marlon Brando voice Boss Nass? It was him or the guy from Citizen Kane

>>85268587
What is this from?

>>85268027
You paid for r1 so you're a fucking faggot anyway anon.

>>85268920
google general macharius

>>85263455

>let's give this stormtrooper black shoulder pads with a black stripe down his helmet so people don't think were lazy

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>>85263455

>>85264769
agree

>>85263125
Keep those disgusting white males out of our Star Wars! Thank you Disney!

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>>85263592

Is it true that that asian cow hogs up the majority of screentime?

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>>85263125

I WANT A MALE FUCKING LEAD IN MY FUCKING STAR WARS MOVIES

I CAN'T RELATE TO A FUCKING CHICK

FFFFFFUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKK

>>85269326
>that guy in the image
heartbreaking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6AQ_85U7Q0

>>85263125
UGH that nigga nose! So bulbous and disgusting to look at. Should have been him that died instead of Carrie Fischer just for being so fucking ugly.

>>85269423
she is badly written that makes her not an relatable characters.

>>85269504
>meeting his daughter as a woman
>daughter

I personally would have preferred if we had gotten this movie instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWYvTeBonRA

>>85263125

As an eastern Asian myself I have to say that Asian actress is fugly. They couldn't get a better looking actor? Like Thai lady boys do a better job at looking better than actual biological females. Holy fuck.

>>85269660
everything is better than Rehash Awakens

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>>85267712
>never spoke
You obviously didn't see the movie

>>85263802

I feel you. I'm also asian and don't give a flying fuck that I'm not represented in media but casting the fugliest asian chick they could find is a goddamn travesty.

>>85269695

She's representative of the average Asian American.

>>85265646
no. the music is though

>>85263125
they look like cosplay (especially the asian chick)

>>85269914
cosplayer

Not even racist but that nigger looks like a monkey desu

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>>85269207
Someone put this over CIA

>>85264017
It's the new iTraitor now with cheese slicer.

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>>85266666
nice

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>>85269504

>>85269504
>daughter
That's a man, no fucking way that's a woman, just look at the face.

>>85269885

Maybe if you have downs

>rey isn't gonna get blacked

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>>85263455

>So... uh, Kylo, you do realise Batman is going to wreck your shit for stealing his cape, right?

>>85270454
no shit, dumb fuck

>>85263125

So Rey is getting a facial scar just above her eyebrow. Wasn't her being a reincarnation of Anakin a theory? I didn't buy it, but I am getting Anakin vibes there.

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>>85263455
HAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>85263125
Holy shit the Asian from the hangover? SjW might yet be saved.

>>85266741

Yeah but chinks hate nigs so the idea of pairing a chink with a nig will only disgust the chink audiences.

>>85266775
she looks absolutely out of place

>>85270667
What is this, Ben Garrison for ants?

>>85266741
>betting on the latino audience by pairing rey with poe

>>85263455
Holly shit. it looks like crap. Kylo looks like from a carnival costume.

>>85271413
Is there any difference between the old Millenium Falcon and the one from The Last Jedi?

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>>85264094

> The Prequels where bad but at least it was not a total rehash

This. The entire new trilogy is just a rehash of the original.

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>>85268906

Yes it was Orson Welles (pic related)

>>85264016
Star Wars is like the KISS of movies

>>85264381
she's vietnamese so she isn't even Chinese

>>85269504
wow who is this sexy girl?

>>85268255
what song is playing there

>>85271764
One Winged Angel

>>85271863
nah, the lip movement doesnt match

>>85270526
RLM on suicide watch

>>85263802
>why did Mr. Shekelshylockgoldgrabstein have to cast the ugliest asian person he could find?
The same reason why they pick the niggerist looking black people to cast

>>85264029
Won't happen.

>>85263125
>want to be progressive
>make your characters look like stereotypes
>nigger haircut
>disgusting hairline
>chink haircut

>>85264510
tl;dr your image is bullshit, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about, and you need to stop spamming /tv/ with it

AYO WE WUZ KWANGS N KWAYNS N SHIET NIGGUH WE WUD BIX NOOD RULAZ PRAY FOH MY NIGGUH TRAYBON

That gook is hideous.

>>85263362
LUCAS I'M SORRY, DISNEY SHIT IS JUST UNWATCHABLE.

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>>85264384
>stealing jokes from Dan Aykroyd
It's good to be the Jew

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>>85270779
>>85264017
Disney was a mistake

>>85269504
2nd coming when? No father should ever see his son become this perverted

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>>85270040

>>85263455
>>85272693
kylo doesn't deserve this shitty trilogy

>>85263455
I never figured lighsabers could be used as a butterfly net.
God, if they just listened to the main theme, they would see how retarded all this shut is. It doesn't fit.

>>85263412
>he's never seen thx 1138

That's Lucas's good movie.

>>85264094
>implying he could afford it

Say what you will about Disney, but pretty sure they increased the value attached to the Star Wars franchise.

>>85273294
>increases value by overproducing
Someone doesn't understand inflation

>>85271440
Rey improved it drastically. Old man Solo couldn't keep up with her bypass the compressor style.

>>85273334
>inflation

You couldn't possibly have inflated the franchise more than it already was. They just put it back in peoples minds.

>>85270779
It's basically TR8R with a stripe on his head. It's like they are trying to see how far they can go making fun of their audience.

>>85269326
Exactly

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>>85263125
>token chinese
>token black
>mary sue woman for feminists too
>literally bait movie targeting all minorities to get most money possible

>>85273425
And they'll continue to remake A New Hope until it becomes unpopular.

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>>85266775
>Space Asian on left
>Imperial turned rebel on right

The Originals.

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>>85271492
>the entire new trilogy
>episodes 8 and 9 aren't even out yet

Episode 7 had to be super safe. It had to appeal to the masses (like the first star wars did) but let fans know "yeah, we know the star wars formula, we get it, we're not gonna fuck up the other movies like Lucas did the prequels"

Rogue One was meh, but I think 8 and 9 are gonna be fucking incredible because there's a lot more wiggle room now.

I wonder how I would feel about Star Wars if I were 12 right now.

>>85270933
She should be giving $10 pedicures to midwestern housewives.

>>85273553
Please leave. They already confirmed Episode 8 has a literal copy of the battle of Hoth.

>>85263455
I will Unironically buy this

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>>85271764

https://soundcloud.com/mattypootie/gambinos-racist-all-star
https://soundcloud.com/mattypootie/hollablack-girls
https://soundcloud.com/mattypootie/gambino-goes-full-racist-1

>>85273560
I just called my twelve year old cousin and asked him. He says he prefers the originals with Anakin

>>85270454
post your face aspie, let's try to guess your gender

>>85273553
there is no fucking star wars "formula" they just straight up remade the IV

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>>85273547
Fuck you Disney. I loved Star Wars so much back then. Kyle and Jan might be my favorite characters in the whole Star Wars universe and they wiped them out.

>>85266741
stay in your fucking containment zone holy shit, reported

>>85273637
They were never canon to begin with, games ranked below RPG supplementals, comics and books (in that order).

>>85273591
You mean where flying vehicles attack non-flying vehicles? WOW TOTAL REHASH. Faggot.

>>85273628
Planet hopping. One or two-dimensional characters. Snappy one-liners from both good and bad guys (Solo, Vader). Mystical force stuff (that isn't influenced by living cells, for example).

Learn to tropes, dumbass.

>>85273605
Patrician kid.
>>85273654
Doesn't matter, they were in some level of canon that was better than "they're definitely non-canon but have Jyn Erso instead, she's totally better I swear".

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>>85273637
>tfw she finds your twi'lek hentai collection

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJWt5HPVTuA

>>85273675
>white planet
>4 legged walkers
>"speeders" oh sorry """skimmers""""
Right they are not a direct copy because this time they are bigger. It's really sad that you shill this shit for free, you know.

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>>85273676
Canon is whatever you make it, so make it a good one.

If the force tree is real star wars is fucking dead

>>85273739
Yeah I guess I should just keep trying to not give a shit, keep my own canon, ignore the new Star Wars and avoid discussing Star Wars with the majority of people (it seems like a fuck ton of "fans" are suddenly popping out of nowhere these days, they don't know about the EU).

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>>85273739
Honestly it's all fiction, they're just alternate universes. They both have their own merits, and either way no matter what disney pronounces it'll never be law, and Kyle, Jan, Revan, Thrawn and all the EU characters will still be there. You can't delete a generation of games, novels and comics.

>>85273716
>white planet

Crait's a desert, you literal retard.

>4 legged walkers

They're improved (can't be tied up with tow cables), more powerful models of the AT-ATs, you literal retard.

>"speeders" oh sorry """skimmers""""

Yes, and their strategy is different. They're not restraining or defending, it's an all-out offensive. The battle itself is intrinsically different.

It's really sad that you let faggots on /tv/ program your tastes in movies for you.

>>85263125
Predict the rt score: 92%
Predict the bo: 1.4 billion dollarydoos

Numales, modern Man-children and online modern film critics like movieblob, Jahns and Chris Cuckman will approve.

>>85273814
nice text wall asslord

>>85265428
>I don't care whether they're attractive or not, I care whether they can act or not.
why not both taco girl.jpg
Is it really that hard to find good looking people who can also act?

>>85269504
Evil straight white men - serves him right. Deserved much worse though.

>>85263769
No u

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>>85273837
I'm just gonna drop this over here as a reminder of the future of star wars.

>>85273931
They ruined them with the legs. I thought they had no legs and that was perfectly fine. Who the fuck designed these things? The legs look completely out of place. I know it's a fucking bird but they could make them look whatever they wanted to.

>>85273961
It's just to look cute and sell merch to kids and man-children, buddy. Don't overthink it.

>>85263713
Lucasberg was his real name

>>85263362
Lucas did this.
I will never apologize.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_he8rTpg7M

>>85270495
There's a reason it's called mongoloid.

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>>85274012
I know but in all honesty they had me until I saw their legs. I guess I'm not buying one now.

>>85265625
Who the fuck kneels with their lightsabre on? It'll just go into the floor.

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Oompa Loompa dup pa da doo

>>85264178
no, you're right

>>85274094
It's like they are taking every female character and sucking out all of the sexuality out of them, reducing them to sexless beings. Does Disney hate sex? There's nothing even remotely sexy about the new universe.

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>>85274054
>117 year old virgin is penetrated through the urethra with a white-hot metal rod

>>85263125
Star Wars is a shitty IP and I'm glad it got co-opted by SJW shit because that means it will just die that much faster.

>>85274120
Sex is misogynistic.

>>85274094
kinda reminds me of Spider-man's friend from Homecoming in a wig and makeup

>>85263125
Did they actually cast an actress with down syndrome?
That's really heartwarming!

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>>85264178

>>85274165
Your analysis of their intentions is correct. They want to show masculine females without retaining any of the sexuality of masculinity. Just really boring characters that wouldn't make any sense in reality.

>>85273637
we're lucky they didn't ruin it man, it's a good thing

>>85274344
Yeah I guess better "dead" (well, non existent) than in wrong hands.

>>85266666
S A T A N I C