VALERIAN 16 MILLION WEEKEND

wtf is Valerian?

>>85262468
Is it John Carter all over again? If it is I'll probably end up liking it

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based tom hardy memes win again

>>85262468
AAAAHAHAHAHAH

>>85262496
an movie

what is it lately with this autistic obsession over exact box office numbers in relation to each other

Ugly Cara BTFO.

Now proven to not be a box office pull, she won't get a second chance.

>>85262724
/tv/ is /v/ now

>>85262468

You can't open two big budget movies on the same weekend, it just doesn't work. One is invariably going to get creamed, and even the one that comes out on top is going to under perform compared to other openings.

>>85262724
it's the only "backup" that shitposters have

>>85262851
thanks be to god

Haha that's what they get for trying to make an original movie. Next time they'll spend the money on another Star Wars prequel spinoff instead. People don't want anything new, lol btfo

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>>85262468
why are comic book movies GOATtier when it comes to box office

>>85263020

Max Landis pls

>>85262724
>lately
hello newfriend

55 million for the most hyped director currently active when the studio could've earned double that by hiring some dude had some independent film succeed last year and have him make a movie about the silver surfer or whatever

>>85262468
Well there are is almost no showings for Valerian in my area. Each theater has 4 showings for it each day while Dunkirk each has 12+ showings. Compared against that, I can only think that Valerian is doing well for how hard theaters are forcing you to not see the it vs Dunkirk.

>>85263020
Normally I'd agree with this, but I saw it today and it was THAT bad.
The acting was terrible and it had zero pacing.

>>85262468
Good! Fuck that video game cgi trash with those two subhuman dykes. It deserves to eat shit and die just like Luc Besson that overrated shit breather.

>>85263020
Original shit is just as shit as rehash shit.

>>85263190
It hasn't even opened in Europe yet - you know the continent that actually gives a shit about WW II unlike you Amerifatskis who just came in two weeks before it was all over.

>>85263020

Wtf are you talking about ?? Valerian is based on a comic book from France. It's worse than cape shit it's euro-capeshit

>>85262468
Good. Valerian is a CGI mess with a fashion model and the autistic villain from amazing spiderman as the lead roles
It's like if Melania Trump and Jesse Eisenberg got their own movie

I will go see Dunkirk, hopefully it's comfy warkino

>>85263422
Eurocucks would all be speaking German had America not intervened and bombed the fuck out of them, and the world would be a much better place.

Why is a movie about cowardice so popular?

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>>85262851
Yeah, she can stretch out her time as an actor by acting as a cocksleeve for directors and producers but she's never going to be truly famous.

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>spend your time on a job that involves policing fucking planet-cities
>running and doing crazy shit in a god damn full-body armored suit
>still have fat on your body and your muscles have magically never grown
God damnit, if i did their job i wouldn't escape getting sculpted like a Greek god even if i actively tried not to.

I bet we see a valerian 2 but not a dunkirk 2

>>85263020
>original
It's a comic book adaptation.

>>85263513
War movies are the only movies really worth going to the pictures for, it's about the gritty combat experience

>>85263696
>>85263461
>retards think a movie isn't original because it's based on a book
That's how dumb you are.

>>85263493
>had America not intervened and bombed the fuck out of them
America bombed fuckall in Germany. It was the Brits that did the bombing and the Russkies zerg rushed them with first infantry 150 battalions of mongolian rape dogs, personally handpicked by Stalin himself on land.
You are confusing them with the Japs. Amerifatskis only helped with logistics in Europe.

>>85263020
Its not original. Its based on a book you stupid fuck. Stop spreading this like its true.

>>85263807
t. delusion

>>85263777
What is "original" then? Because none of the concepts are really original at this point, specially considering that the comic book is 50 years old.

>>85263843
Read a history book for once, retardo. I mean a good one. Not the trash they feed you with in #1 MURIKAH FUCK YEAH

>>85263023
MEN BTFO

>>85262724
>what is it lately with this autistic obsession over exact box office numbers in relation to each other

It's almost as if market losses and gains determine the future of an industry.

>>85262468
Good. Quality movies should fail and western society should collapse under the weight of the degeneracy.

>>85264100
>industry
Shouldn't be an industry, should be an art form. Van Gogh couldn't sell shit, he determined the future of his art form though.

>>85264360

I mean I agree with what you're saying, but the reality of it is a painting is cheaper to create than a movie, so the industry side of it is pretty important.

>>85262468
anyone who thought this movie would be a success is an idiot

not even saying it's bad, i haven't seen it, i just don't understand how any movie exec thought this would make money

>>85263525
Cara is ugly cute, like a Pug.

>>85263525
She didn't sleep her way to her job, her family bought it for her. They own GQ/Vogue/Vanity Fair, have influence on the Daily Mail, and just lots of connections in general, they basically manufactured her entire career.

Who didn't see this coming. Everyone knew it would bomb the second it was announced.

It's not Disney, it's not capeshit, it's not nostalgic. Audiences won't accept it

>>85264360
Film has no option other than being an industry, because of what producing a movie entails. It's a shame, because it means there's higher stakes and therefore, less risks, but it's true.
That's why literature will always be the freest form of art.

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>>85263190

>WW2
>Doesn't show Americans kicking everyone's ass

I see bolan is back to making science fiction

>>85262468
>good movie ignored
>bad movies making a lot of money
Woah, what a twist

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>>85263525

>>85264598
What is the good movie being ignored? Spider-Man?

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>>85263695
>valerian 2

>>85263461
>cape shit

americans ...
not everything is capeshit related it's a cartoon like tintin or mortimer
faggot

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>Thinking China won't save

My Chinese brothers know what to do

>>85263695
What is Dunkirk 2 storyline? How all the French surrender? Hitler stroll in Paris>

>>85262468
5th element had a dissapointing box office and was considered a failure by critics at the time.

now plebs both at reddit and 4chan seem to love it for some reason.

>>85262724
red dit

>>85264941
budget :86 M
box office: 263 M

what a disapointement

>>85262468
Well, this is kind of expected.
Just because it is original and has a large budget doesn't mean it will be a good movie to watch in theaters. Sure, it will be a glamours TECH DEMO to see how good CGI has come, but it probably is boring as fuck to watch.

Also, they could've just used the money and put more money into the plot instead of cgi.

>>85262468
>Implying anyone thought it would be good

>>85265063
>to see how good CGI has come
maybe to see how good CGI has come 5 years ago

>>85265063
>to see how good CGI has come
The CGI looks the same as any other CGI from the past 10 years

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>>85262468
>original scifi movie that is neither capeshit nor a fucking remake
>be happy when it fails

you're a moron

>>85262468
paid 11 dollars to see both Valerian and Dunkirk.

Valerian is hot garbage. Some of the creature designs are cool, but since it all CGI it makes it less cool as it not like "How in the fuck did they make that work."

While Dunkirk is the best war film in almost 20 years. It fucking brilliant.

Hahaha Fuck delevigne.

Dunkirk was amazing

>>85265328
it is actually the french version of GotG

>>85265328
>Original
Based off a comic

>>85265328
>>original scifi movie that is neither capeshit nor a fucking remake
it's not a remake and it's just as bad as capeshit

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>>85264941
5th element made only 60 million local, with a 90 million budget. Critics HATED it.

Somehow, nowadays media spin it as it was a huge success.

>>85265558
It made 200 million overseas and tons of money in residual income. Still makes millions each year for all involved.

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>>85263900
If it wasn't for America Ukuck would have fallen in 1940
Then Hitler goes against single front USSR oh and no lend lease either because le fuck America. Whoops look like you lost your little war.

>>85264941
>>85265558
americans are just slow at catching up with the latest worldwide tendencies, because they live in such an isololated, backwards, conservative place

>>85262496
t.everybody

>>85262851
fugly*

War movies are shit.
Read a book with primary sources instead of hollyjew and hack nolan using stories of others misery for profit and """""""""art"""""""""

>>85262468
I knew it would bomb but this is next level

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>>85262468
Just came back from Valerian.
Pure Kino imo.
It's a movie that many sci-fi genres will borrow from for years.

> Dunkirk
I've seen enough war movies for a lifetime but I guess, given the time and nature of things, the general populous enjoys yet another installment.

Valerian was nice and comfy. Theatre wasn't packed. Laid back in nice leather recliners. Aired in the theatres high end room but was regular priced. Really enjoyed the experience as did other comfy patrons.

>>85265328
>Original
>Based on a comic book from 1967 that has been already ripped off by countless of films, including Star Wars.

The comics are original. Making a movie about them in 2017 isn't at all.

>>85262468
expect them to make what money they get from the first weekend, because word is going to get out quick that this movie was boring af.

>>85262537
since I like John Carter and am planning on seeing Valerian, it probably is.

>>85262851
look at how many chances Gal Gadot got though

>>85266457
She's a jew though.

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>>85262468
Why are you laughing? There wasn't really a hype train for this movie especially not on /tv/ so who are you even laughing at?

Most i saw on /tv/ were anons unenthusiastically hoping it did well as it seemed work had gone into it. However no one that i saw thought it looked or was expected to be a blockbuster.

So I'm genuinely perplexed as to who you're laughing at here.

>>85263525
lmao a ukulele man she's so quirky and wacky dude lets give her more leading roles in every expensive films about subjects we love there's no way it'll tank and ruin a franchise before it even begins

>>85263020
It's capeshit, you mongoloid. I wouldn't exactly call adaptations something original, especially since the comic is pretty beloved in France. It's like saying Wonder Woman is an original film

>>85266206
i'll never understand what causes plebs to dislike some perfectly fine shit, and love some stupid boring bullshit.

is like someone toss a coin to decide and everybody else follows his lead

>>85263777
Nice, so Wonder Woman was an original movie? This is how retarded you sound

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>>85262468
>ITZ NOR ORIGINOL!!!!!!! ITZ BASED OFF KOMIC BOOOOOOOOK!!!!!!

It's based on some old french comic that nobody's ever heard of, that's about as original as you can expect these days. At least it's not a fucking reboot.

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>>85263023
Is this adjusted for inflation?

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>>85267358

>i havent heard of it so no one has

Dan Dehaan is horribly miscast for Valerian
What were they thinking casting a twink as a chad?
Kara's well just being Kara

>>85266661
He's laughing because you movie is fucking garbage and deserves to fail

>>85267426
>he doesn't realize that the word 'nobody' in this context is merely a hyperbolic figure of speech

How fucking dumb are you? And don't assume that I'm some fucking mart sharting amerilard.

>>85266661
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schadenfreude

Welcome to 4chan.

>>85267426

Dude, I know the comic. But that shit ain't well known nowadays outside of France. Even in Frogland I'd say you can catch a lot of people who don't know it at Angoulême.

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>>85262468
When I saw the trailer I thought to myself
>Who on earth thought it was a good idea to pump millions of dollars into this?
It honestly looks like a designated incredibly generic scifi flop that thinks it's way bigger than it really is
What the absolute fuck are producers thinking?

>>85263461
If you're going to adapt sci-fi BDs why not just go balls-deep and tackle The Metabarons?

>>85266932
>lmao a ukulele


that's actually a cuatro, not an ukulele.

Isn't Valerian some GOT shit? Lmao glad that normie franchise is burning

>>85266206
I haven't seen enough War movies

>>85267171
Dunkirk isn't boring

Can't we just enjoy both movies?

>>85268341
>enjoy
do you know where you are right now

>>85267900
wow you're a retard. Plz get a trip so we all can hide your stupid ass

>>85265786
Underrated

How come so many anons here seem to hate Cara? She seems like a cool person.

>>85270101
I know a bunch of cool people, that doesn't mean they deserve to have a starring role in a multimillion dollar movie. You need something called "talent" to be able to act convincingly.

>>85264583
America was still allied to the Nazis in 1940

>>85270101
>She seems like a cool person
No she doesn't. She seems like an uptight cunt, which is probably true considering her dad literally payed her way into fame

>>85263020
you know a movie thats shit is still a piece of shit, regardless of whether its original or not. fuck your dumbshit logic.

Why do people defend Valerian so much. The movie looks awful.

>>85270658
It's a known fact that Cara's father has hired an internet marketing firm to canvass online forums and pretend to "like" Cara in an attempt to sway the opinion of others. It hasn't worked.

>>85262537
It is sort of John Carter, I really enjoyed it but its not to everyones taste. Valerian will be slow burn I think best case scenario and better on dvd.

Cara seemed pretty cool on Non-Stop-Pop FM

>>85262496
>>85265786
it's funny because it's true.

I remember sending my brother the first movie trailer the day it was released and he was like "yeah that's cool" and then I told him today "I'm going to see Valerian today" and he was like "oh what's that?"

>>85263695
>>85264787
>Dunkirk 2
>it's the entire story from Hitler's perspective and shows the Fuhrer's fall into insanity

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>>85262693
>an

>>85271358
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9d3eC_IFQgw

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>>85262496

a sleep aid

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Why the fuck is this nigga always look tired!?

>>85271734
Maybe he's really tired.

>>85263733
>PG-13

>>85271236
i watched cara on a few things and was like ok might see it.

then saw this cringy girl power shit with chealsea handler and just decided the movie was gonna be too preachy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5bpZFm6m2A

>>85265328
But its good because they took a risk and it failed.

>>85271734
staying up late every night browsing this board

>>85272017
who the fuck was that gargoyle host!?

>>85262724
>>85262913
>>85262923
using actual numbers to back up argument that a movie is shit is bad

get a load of these sjws

>>85263020
/tvpol/ loves their Disney shlock, what did you expect

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>>85272017
>girls talking about nipples!
>fucking crabs!!!
>girls can say fuck!
>Fuck you audience!
>my craft
Stopped.

>>85271236

I thought so too desu. guess it's just Rockstar's writing

>>85264360
The guy you responded to is american

>>85272078
the...the person i said in the comment?

>>85272162
well i said it was cringy

I forgot Dunkirk premiered today. Even then I knew Valerian would under perform. Still want to see it.

>>85262468
Most of the budget was secured through making deals with various foreign markets. The production studio only dumped about $18mil into it and it's projected to make triple that in France alone.

>>85267438
Her acting is so wooden she fails at even being a "stoic badass" or whatever. They were both utterly perplexing casting choices with no chemistry whatsoever.

>>85262468
i'm proud to say i contributed $5 to that $55M+

>>85262468
>local cinema only showing it ONCE DAILY IN 2D in its SMALLEST THEATER
>still has the gall to charge me $12.80 per ticket
Well that's one way to rack up the millions I guess.

>>85271988
I haven't watched it but I'm hearing that's what it's got

>>85263020
>french capeshit with garbage actors is original
lel

>>85273715
watch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpWLhBPVFBk or recall the beach battle from "letters from iwo jima"/"flags of our fathers."

now imagine that scene except every time someone dies they immediately leave the frame and/or the shot is cut. that's what you can expect in dunkirk. it's unfortunately because it's blatant that he did his best to get a pg-13 rating and it detracts a lot from the movie.

>>85262496
5th element without the charisma. Valerian main actor and actress are cardboard.

>>85271663
K E K
E
K

>>85273975
>It not a gore fest
>Thus it not good
Are you even 18.

It was a great change of pace that this movie wasn't a gore fest, but still got you to the edge of your seat. doing gore for gore sake is just being a hack.

>>85274956
there was literally no gore, and it was a war movie, you queer. your only options aren't gorefest or no gore at all.

>>85273979
It's a lot better than 5th element.

>>85262851
It will be a slow creep, will eventually do a solid $80-100 mil domestic, then be huge in the home market and internationally.

>>85263240
>zero pacing
It was 2 hours 20 minutes and moved at a perfect pace. If you want to see a terribly paced movie go check out Tranformers 52.

>>85263023
Comic books are for children

>>85263624
Pretty sure the suit does the work for them, idiot

>>85264360
>you can't make art while working in an industry

>>85264941
I never liked the 5th element, it is okay but nothing special. Valerian isn't much better but it's definitely a breath of fresh air compared to the usual dog-shit, it reminds me a bit of a Mad Max Fury Road or La La Land as a nice reminder that there are still directors out there who care about taking people to new places.

>>85270101
kiddos on /tv/ are super passive-aggressive about any mildly attractive female who gets attention

>>85275770
Yeah, waifufagging should be bannable.

>>85264360
>he determined the future of his art form
Cezanne did, not Van Gogh

whats more laughable is the fact "55 million" opening weekend, during summer, is considered some sort of victory.

I just got back from this movie. What a wreck.

>>85263525
This bitch couldn't act her way out of a paper bag she must suck a mean dick to get the roles she does. Complete waste of space.

>>85276137
>he actually saw it

Why would you do this?

>>85263023
hits a wide audience, comic book nerds of all ages love them, children love them because they have shit taste and love hero stuff

>>85270101
she is a jewish lesbian

>>85264360
>>85272218
>muh feelz trump realz

stupid fucking yuropoors.

>>85271734
Banging that sweet unibrowed poontang.

>>85272092
What argument? That you don't like a movie? You don't have to prove that to people.

>>85271734
>but I'm... le tired....

Came out from seeing this

100% trash with a horrific cast along with shit script

dunkirk wasn't really that good

>>85263422

Bro are you unfamiliar with lend-lease and the United States merchant marines? If we hadn't been giving you guys tanks and shells and guns and bullets for free you'd all be speaking German rn.

>>85273975

Soldiers are blown up by dive bombers & set on fire in Dunkirk, which are equivalent to the most graphic things that happen in the clip you posted. Maybe you meant to post the first absolutely terrifying battle scene in Hacksaw Ridge.

>>85276629
Why was valerian so fucking bad at being anything?

>>85275503
I'd cut your throat if I had a knife, luckily for you they're banned over here in England.

>>85263020
>Haha that's what they get for trying to make an original movie

It's an adaptation

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Valerian's reception makes me wonder how a 2017 audience would like Fifth Element

Campy Sci-Fi is dead.

>>85276529
>he thinks dane and cara have sex together

>>85262468
CHESTLETS BTFO

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milla >>>>>>>>>>>> cara
bruce >>>>>>>> budget leo

well that's the last time anyone will get that kind of money for anything outside of capeshit

>>85277906
if she had shorter hair they'd look like twink twins, she really does look like a tranny.

>>85276863
I'll give you a gun if you can find him, britbro

>>85278062
>water is wet

Dane is budget Karl Urban

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>d-did you watch my movie, anon?

>>85278248
no, your daddy can't buy you genuine talent you dumb whore *unzips onesie* NOW SUCK

>>85263476
It is, but its not for normies. Imagine saving private ryan, but inverted.

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>>85278248

>>85278248
No. Your family owns Vogue, GQ, Vanity Fair, and the Daily Mail, but they don't own my tastes. Your family connections can only get you so far.

>>85262468
THANK YOU CEILING CAT, YOU HAVE ANSWERED MY PRAYERS AND, AS PROMISED, I SHALL MASTURBATE FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT 1000 TIMES TOMORROW UNTIL MY COCK IS BLOODY HAMBURGER!!!FACT!!!

>>85262851
GOOD BECAUSE THAT UGLY FUCKING DYKE WHORE CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF!!!FACT!!!

>>85263020
IF CHRIS EVANS/CHRIS PRATT AND JENNIFER LAWRENCE/GAREN KILLIAN WERE CAST THIS MOVIE WOULD HAVE DONE WELL!!! BESSON FUCKED IT IN THE ASS LIKE HE DID HIS 15 YEAR OLD GIRLFRIEND BACK IN THE 90'S!!!FACT!!!

>>85277906
>Campy Sci-Fi is dead
Valerian was just "dude visuals lmao" and the visuals were shit.

>>85278248

nope, was gonna but got drunk instead

>>85278248
How long until this monobrow bitch does porn?

>>85278248
who is this dude?

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A movie all about the most multicultural city in the galaxy and I didn't see a single black person

kek

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>>85278285
>onesie

>>85277906
WRONG BECAUSE 5TH ELEMENT IS GOOD CAMPY SCI-FI WITH A MASCULINE LEAD AND A HOT SLUT!!! VALERIAN STARS TWO FUCKING GENETIC TRASH MONGOLOIDS AND SHOWS WHY FRANCE HAS WENT DOWN THE SHITTER OVER THE LAST 20 YEARS SINCE 5TH ELEMENT CAME OUT!!!FACT!!!

>>85278204
FUCK YOU, URBAN WOULD HAVE BEEN A GREAT VALERIAN AND AT LEAST LOOKS LIKE HE HAS SOME TESTOSTERONE IN HIS BODY!!! DUDE WAS FUCKING GREAT AS DREDD!!!FACT!!!

>>85265959
How about I fuck you in the ass and make a book that will be adapted into a movie everyone will see instead? Yeah you'd like that huh you lil bitch? That's right you're my bitch now bend over and suck it down fucker mmmmmmmm that feels good hun you've been around this cell block before I can tell~

>>85265558
I can't get over the fake dyed hair. You can see the blond in the roots and it totally ruins it.

How the fuck am I supposed to believe there's one just one city alone with a thousand planets when there's only eight in the entire world?

>>85277906
>peter Jackson
>the director of The Hobbit 1-3
Lmao who gives a shit about the opinion of a master who became a hack in a decade

This was supposed to be her big break.

>>85279071
It will be...
With that I mean her big break FROM Movies lmao

>>85279121
One can fucking hope

>>85278736
>>85278704
goog post

>>85276685
you see them get thrown around by a bomb for a split second, but there is absolutely no gore.

i'll give you that the oil spill fire is the one legitimately gory scene that the movie has.

Just got back from it. Unironically the worst movie I've ever seen, but it was so bad I couldn't stop laughing. Long as shit too. Definitely see it but don't go to the theater, they don't deserve a dollar for this level of fucking nonsense and terrible writing/acting.

I honestly don't like that weird eyebrow looking girl. Her movie looks boring.


Girls trip was a damn riot though, must have had hella white writers. Black comedies are usually wholesome, in Girls Trip you see a homeless dude's penis.

saw the trailer for it at the cinema yesterday it looks awful

>>85279820
>2hr17min
Wow

>>85278704
5th element also had Chris Tucker in a woman's outfit with a big dildo on his head.

bruce willis hate the whole 5thsense movie maybe thats the key

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>>85276621

>>85278840
And the totally blonde eyebrows don't?

>>85262468
It doesn't deserve this failure. Why do you find it so funny?

>>85278248
No way fag

>>85262496
I didn't know either until I opened this thread

>>85263020
>that's what they get for trying to make an original movie.

This fucking meme.

"Original", which this isn't you dumb fuck, doesn't automatically make it worth seeing.

Shitty fucking cast.
Shitty fucking "stronk womyn" bullshit.
Faggoty ass looking costumes.

It deserves to fail.

>>85276863
You have my spork.

>>85262468

is dane ever going to get leading man roles again?

this is the second time in the past 6 months he's been in big budget bomb.

>>85263023
Does this mean that Elektra had a bigger opening weekend than Daredevil?

>>85271734
Isn't that the question of the day.

>>85271734
I think it has to do with the fact that he lacks very hooded eyelids.

>>85264360
It doesn't cost anywhere between $10M to $250M to put paint on a blank canvas though.

It's an artform that artists can't afford. They need investors, they need producers, they need money.

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>>85262468
>independent film doesn't make a lot of money

hahaha! So funny! BTFO!

>>85262537
No, John Carter was fun and entertaining. Valerian feels 7 hrs long and is mind-numbingly boring, with possibly the worst dialogue of any movie ever. And Rhianna for no reason.

>>85283190
so it really is Jupiter Ascending 2.0

>>85278704
5th element had
>Bruce Willis being Bruce Willis
>socially retarded Milla Jovovich with short orange hair
>hipster Gary Oldman as a villain
>Chris Tucker in a leotard with bitching hair that fucks women every day
How can you not like this cast?

>>85279981

>dildo

it's called a pompadour

>>85270101
ehhh, she's very much a case of "What I want, Daddy always gets for me". Her entire family is rich as fuck and honestly, I get she's "model attractive" but without her connections, she'd have gotten nowhere.

She's also a pretty mediocre actress yet consistently gets big parts like Suicide Squad and this, which is usually because she used to have a pretty big "quirky pretty girl" following from 16-25 year old women.

This is dialogue from the film:

>"I'm a soldier, you know I play by the rules"
>"That's why I'll never marry you, you don't know what love is"

Also, in another love talk, he explicitly calls himself the "bad boy" who doesn't settle down for love

>>85278439
>>85278469
all your posts are a blast to read

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WATCH MY MOVIE

>>85267181
>Nice, so Wonder Woman was an original movie? This is how retarded you sound
Yes?

>>85262468
Going to see Dunkirk today with my girlfriend. Is it good? If it's boring or something warn me now

>>85262851
Still think she's hot, but won't spend money on a cappy leftist film to see her on the big screen

>>85262468
>literalwhat franchise and two leads with no box office draw is failing miserably

Was this really so hard to predict?

>>85262468
I was going to see the $5 matinee just because fuck it them 5th element feels but then I saw that Rhianna was in this.. Nope.

>>85277906
Fifth Element would bomb in 2017.
There would be issues with every character - SJWs and black lives matter would shit themselves over the Leeloo "rebirth scene and everything that is Ruby Rod

I would have been excited for Valerian if they didn't opt for meme casting. The twink, eyebrows and nigger turned me off big time.

>>85287808
It's actual kino

Who could've seen this coming, not me that's for sure.

>>85288157
Rihanna is bad enough, but she's only in it for 15 min from what I've read. Miscasting Cara and Dane was retarded and it killed any interest I had in seeing this. I'm not even a frog but I liked the valerian comic. I hope she is considered box office poison after this.

>>85269467
This. Only plebs enjoy movies.

>>85275503
Thats simply not true faggot

Who would've known that good movies make good money

>>85262496
an adaptation of a french comicbook.

>>85263807
the brits did all the bombing?

with what planes?

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>>85263807
Nice bait

>>85263807
damn kiddo where did you get your history from?

Saw it last night...went in totally blind apart from knowing it was sci-fi and that Luc Besson made it.

PAINFUL to sit through. If I had gone alone I would have walked out, but my friend is a fan of shit like this so whatever.

Some of the visuals are ok but who cares since literally nothing about this movie is engaging. Shit writing and especially shitty dialog. I just wanted to two leads to fucking die. Dude with his Keanu accent was the worst part of the whole experience. I'm supposed to buy that this little twerp is an intergalactic badass? What the fuck. Same goes for his shitty co-star. Attack of the Clones had a more believable romance than this.

Fuck this movie and fuck everything about it. So happy to see it fail.

>>85262468
Is it surprising? In that very moment when i saw the trailer, it was obvious that it will flop hard. Its something like John Karter or Lone Ranger. The movies which are forgotten after the trailer was seen.

>>85263023
Z-list Marvel comic Gaurdians Of The Galaxy made more than Amazing Spider-Man 2, one of the biggest pop culture icons ever and arguably the greatest superhero of them all.

That will never stop being hilarious. I hate Orci/Kurtzman.

>when your ultra rich parents cant even save your career
This ugly girl should just quit

I could tell you this would flop before it even came out. How do studios still fail like this? You'd think they'd have it down to a science by now.

how hard is >france being BTFO this weekend?

>>85283012
>$210 million dollar production budget

>>85263807
>>85263900

>America bombed fuckall in Germany
How can you possibly be so fucking stupid and still think it's acceptable for you to spout your opinions? The USAAF carried out daily area bombing of Germany in broad daylight and lost 80,000 aircrew which was like 20 less than the RAF lost and 90% of the US military was focused on Europe. You are an absolute fucking moron.

>>85292692
With the British designed and built bombers of the RAF you fucking moron, you're as much of a cretin as he is.

>>85262724
Your question is too stupid to respond to. Google it you dumb fuck.

>>85262468
enjoy endless capeshit summers from now until forever

>>85294264
is that what you guys learn at school? all the us did was committing the biggest war crime in history with the help of some germans and sell a few airplanes. then when everything was done they came to germany and played the hero in order to weaken le evil communism.

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The funniest part of this thread is how mad rich people make /tv/. Where are you people from? Is this a low-class burger thing or is it all the Brazilians?

>>85294499
>all the us did was committing the biggest war crime in history with the help of some germans and sell a few airplanes.

Whats the story on this?

>>85278248
don't care for luc's flicks, but i want cara to sit in my face

>>85285276
>>"I'm a soldier, you know I play by the rules"
He said, literally ten seconds after disobeying an order and punching his commanding officer in the face

>>85294681
US dropped two nukes on innocent civilian populations as retaliation for japan attacking their attack boats a few days after the US threatened to attack japan's oil supply with said boats for not selling oil to US

>>85295213
You can't make me feel sorry for the Japs. They've been the asshole in literally every military conflict they ever engaged in

>>85295248
I'm not trying to make you feel sorry.
I'm saying attempted genocide, killing millions of non-com civilians as a "fuck you", that's a war crime. You know, the kind we hate nazis for.

>>85295213
>t. assravaged weeaboo

>>85295326
>we hate nazis

>>85284024
I always get worried when people comment on how this movie had Chris Tucker as a gay man. I mean, did they skip the scene where he bangs the stewardess?

>>85295326
But it wasn't as a 'fuck you', it ended the war.

ITS KINO I CAN CONFIRM

So fucking pretty

>>85294681
I think he's talking about the Lend-Lease policy. Wich was much more than "selling a few planes".

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>>85263020
>original

Bravo Nolan

>>85295338
>I learned history in an AMERICA#1 public school

>>85295419
>But it wasn't as a 'fuck you', it ended the war.
It happened because Japan refused to trade with the US because the US was selling supplies to both the Allies AND the Axis. It did end the war, because the US finally committed to a side after Japan bombed them.

>>85278653
is that excalibur? I dont remember that

>>85295213
>>85295326
>redditors actually believe this

>>85295388

> he watched the network TV cut

>>85295213
and saved million of lives.

Also, US firebombing killed more then the nukes did.

>>85296215
>and saved million of white lives.
yes, by ending millions of asian lives

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>>85296215

the idea that the nuclear bombings of japan saved millions of lives in a inevitable invasion is propaganda created by the Truman administration.
Japan was on the cusp of surrendering before the bombs dropped and the majority of our generals in the pacific knew this. Very very little of them thought it was appropriate to drop the nuke however President Truman decided that we needed to show the Soviets that we aren't fucking around. He also foolishly thought that we'd have a nuclear monopoly in the aftermath but we all know how that turned out.

>>85296785
Iwa Jima and Okinawan killed almost 150k Japanese.

How many would die in the mainland invasion?


>>85296405
Fuck off with your piss poor education, the high end for the atomic bomb deaths is 226k for both bombings, and is most likely LESS.

>>85296215
>saved "millions" of theoretical lives by factually murdering 250K

retards would eat up anything that msm feeds them

>>85297418
With the view that Japan deaths were over 125k to defend Okanawa and Iwo Jima, how many would they use to defend Hokkaido, Honshu, Shikoku, and Kyushu?

>>85297164
>Fuck off with your piss poor education, the high end for the atomic bomb deaths is 226k for both bombings, and is most likely LESS.
Oh yeah, my bad, I forgot that nukes don't cause insane amounts of radiation that killed a ton of people months/years after the bombs were dropped.

>>85263351
What did this movie do to you?

>>85297839
>>85297839
If you where educated, you would know that they do not cause insane amounts of radiation unless they are ground burst explosions.

> About 80% of the total amount of residual radiation was released within 24 hours of the bombing. One study found that a person standing at the hypocenter 24 hours after the bombing would have received only one thousandth the dose of residual radiation that would have been received by a person who was there right after the bomb exploded. One week later, the dose would be only one millionth the original dose.

So you know, get educated before you spout off nonsense.

Haven't seen it, but is anyone really surprised?

No one but turbonerds knows the comics, so it has no nostalgic value. It isn't tied to any big franchises and going by the trailers, doesn't offer anything audiences haven't already seen.

GOTG2 came out a few months ago, people who wanted a wacky space adventure movie with lots of colors and aliens saw that and got their fill.

>>85263023
can i get this pic but in release order

>>85297839
For someone who claims that the other person is uneducated, you might want to pick up a book and understand airburst vs. groundburst nukes.

>>85262468
Everyone saw that coming.

>>85263020
>literally an adaptation of a comic book
>original

Lol

>>85262468
Predictable

>>85279000
>strong armed into making the movies after the Del Toro thing fell through
>had 0 prep time for scripts, storyboards, props, sets, etc. (in sharp contrast to LOTR)
Watch some behind the scenes stuff man, seems like an absolute nightmare. That's why there's overuse of cgi, inconsistent tone and just much lower quality in every aspect than LOTR. Idk whose idea the 3-movie thing was but I'd guess it was either something the moneymen pushed for or Jackson himself milking the project for money out of spite. I think you're being unfair to the guy, he's not hack-tier yet.

>>85277906
>>85288071
Didn't The 5th Element bomb back then?

>>85302210
This.Jackson got fucked around on The Hobbit, and everyone shits on him for some reason. I always felt like the 3 movie thing was suits. Wasn't the original plan for two movies? An Unexpected Journey followed up with There and Back Again.

>>85302210
How was he strong-armed? I'm not familiar with the behind the scenes details on this, did Warner force him into commiting to the franchise?

>>85302666
Not the anon you are replying to. But I'm not sure if he was forced per se, maybe more like he probably felt obligated since he did the original Lord of the Rings trilogy. I could be mistaken though. If you watch the behind the scenes shit it shows how miserable Jackson was through the whole process though.

>>85265739
Lol. We START the trends, cuck. You get the leftovers

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>>85281526

>tfw no1 remembers this meme

A big screen movie came out the same day as a Nolan movie. Nolan took every single big screen. Pointless paying to see the movie on a small screen, pointless in releasing a movie the same day as Nolan.

>>85263525

What a beauty

>>85295461
Cape shit

>>85262724

people think that big opening weekend box office means that a movie is good

sometimes you can really be amazing...

>>85278572
She's a billionaire, so never

>>85281495
DON'T FUCKING KNOW WHY ANYONE THOUGHT THAT LITTLE FUCKING WEASEL SHOULD BE THE LEAD IN ANYTHING OTHER THAN A SNUFF FILM, FUCKING BITCH NIGGER FAGGOT EMO BETA TWINK AUTISMO HOMO MAXIMUS!!!FACT!!!

>>85281495
I hope not. He was by far the worst part of Valerian.

>>85302563
IT DIDN'T DO WELL BUT IT BECAME A CULT CLASSIC!!! VALERIAN WILL BE FORGOTTEN BY NEXT WEEK!!!FACT!!!

>>85302210
>>85302641
>>85302666
>>85302757

NO ONE PUT A GUN TO JACKSON'S HEAD TO MAKE THAT SHITTY TRILOGY!!! HE SIMPLY BECAME GEORGE LUCAS COMPLETE WITH FUCK AWFUL PREQUEL TRILOGY THAT HE ONLY MADE TO SUPPORT HIS VISUAL EFFECTS COMPANY AND PUT MONEY INTO HIS POCKET!!! FUCK PETER JACKSON RIGHT UP HIS ASS!!!FACT!!!

>>85285276
Fucking KEK

>>85297164

The thing is the mainland invasion never would have happened as the japanese diet including the emperor was ready to surrender prior to any invasion being needed.