/got/ general

I dunno about you lot but I could murder a pork pie right about now

what's your favorite city in the series?

i like braavos desu

HOLD THE DOOR

Leaks confirm Viserion but nothing about Rhaegal

>>85256485
Wish we'd see more Volantis

>>85256421
>varys gets Rhaegal
>CIA gets Viserion
>Ser Pounce gets Drogon

heard it here first

>>85256548
Who knows what happened to Ser Pounce.

>>85256421
The leaked season synopsis already has Viserion getting BTFO north of the wall during the raiding party in the second-to-last-episode and subsequently being turned into a wight dragon as the Night King's mount in the finale. Jon also has a scene where he gets close with Rhaegal and they form an instant connection during one of the episodes where he's on Dragonstone, and the fact that one of Dany's dragons trusts Jon so much is why she chooses to align with (and later bone) him.

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>>85256502
>go mad due to constant humiliation and your unfulfilled desire to sit the iron throne
>barbarian warlord pisses about instead of invading the 7 kingdoms, even after you sell him your qt3.14 sister
>brutally murdered by said warlord while your sister does nothing
>the dragon named after you is the first to die and is resurrected as the steed of the main antagonist

Is there more of a JUST character than Viserys?

>>85256584
Like everybody else, he's en route to join Dany's entourage.

FUCKING LMAO.
LEAKS CONFIRMED. NO ONE CAN DOUBT THEM NOW.
>m-muh lucky guess on episode 1

This trailer released at Comic con confirms Episode 2 and Episode 3 leaks from last year are legit aswell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WflhqewyBlI

>>85256485
Craster's Keep

>>85256595
>jon bonds well with rhaegal
well Jon has blood of the dragon, that's not hard to believe, people knew it would happen for years

Reminder

https://twitter.com/dracarys_______/status/888404102832685056

LEAKS CONFIRMED YET AGAIN

DENIALFAGS KUCKED

>>85256682
Quentyn had the blood of the dragon, too, and that didn't go so well for him.

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>>85256656
>Grey Worm/Missandei lewdness scene
Stop pushing this stupid forced meme at the expense of other plotlines, D&D

>>85256485
pleb choise
Asshai by the Shadow is objectively the best
even the name is cool, I hope we get some chapters set in Asshai in TWOW
just kidding, twow NEVER comes out

>>85256656
>Grey Worm actually has sexual desire

how fucking stupid are D&D?

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>>85256656
>more time wasted on Missandei x Grey Worm in an already truncated season
>"I deserve to rule because I was BORN to!" being treated as a sentiment the audience is expected to empathize with and support
>more Lyanna Mormont being le ebin little girl who's wiser than all the dumb men xDD despite being 8 years old
>more dumb CG action scenes that take up an entire episode

I cannot wait for this show to fucking end already. I hate that I've been following it since day 1 and feel obligated to see it through

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>tfw reminiscing about these scenes and how much i enjoyed them back in the day

>tfw the realization sets in that THIS man is going to get YAAASSSQUEEENSLAAAYYYY'd by Sansa and Arya

AND IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER

>>85256656
Source on leaks?

>>85256724
like a tiny portion, dragons didn't smell it
or you could believe preston and consider quentyn is still alive :^)

>>85256833
suck on a fucking dry cock

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>>85256485
i loved the braavos chapters

butchered so hard in the show

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"No." The eunuch's voice seemed deeper. "He is here. Aegon has been shaped for rule since before he could walk. He has been trained in arms, as befits a knight to be, but that was not the end of his education. He reads and writes, he speaks several tongues, he has studied history and law and poetry. A septa has instructed him in the mysteries of the Faith since he was old enough to understand them. He has lived with fisherfolk, worked with his hands, swum in rivers and mended nets and learned to wash his own clothes at need. He can fish and cook and bind up a wound, he knows what it is like to be hungry, to be hunted, to be afraid. Tommen has been taught that kingship is his right. Aegon knows that kingship is his duty, that a king must put his people first, and live and rule for them."

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>>85256826

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What's going to happen in this scene /got/?

>>85256826
>the eunuch will succeed because his opponent started planning with his dick.
makes you think

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I went out with some other interns last night and GoT came up. One girl said "I watched the first season but couldn't really get into it." And someone ACTUALLY SAID, "It doesn't really pick up until season 4."

I guess this really is the target audience now.

>>85256595
That would be stupid. Jon already has special direwolf so why give him dragon?

>>85256656
youtube link was taken down, did any download it and can rehost?

>>85256949
Ask the first girl out. She sees the show for the trainwreck that it is

>>85256960
because he's the hero of the story

AND STILL A DESERTER OF THE NIGHT'S WATCH

>>85256960
I think even Jon's forgotten he has a direwolf.

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>>85256826
It should've been Varys to kill him. He deserved that crossbow scene. They cheat him out of it again and again.

>>85256960
because if you were told CGI can only afford you to have a pet dragon or a pet wolf, ten times out of ten you would pick the pet dragon.

>>85256595
So why isn't Euron getting a dragon?

>>85256656
Poor Mel got fucked as hard as Stannis.
>H-hey, I-I used to live here with the Pri.. uh... some guy, you wouldn't know him. D-did you know you might be the prince that was promised?
>Uhh... I, uh, finally brought the ice and fire together. Just like I a-always... prophesied.
>"You literally never said anything about bringing ice and fire together until just now. Also you didn't really do anything"
>Well I thought it. My work here is done, I'm riding out of the story.
>"What about meeting Arya again, you said that you'll meet again."
>N-no I didn't. I said that ice and fire will meet. Bye.
Meanwhile the Hound is reading the flames with pinpoint accuracy.

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>Arya riding her horse up the hills of the North
>she climbs up a hill
>camera zooms to her face
>Winterfell
>Stark theme starts playing

>>85257047
why did qyburn kill pycelle again if he's fanatically loyal to house lannister?

>>85257084
Cersei hates him, that one was just personal.

>>85257078
ahaha, this.

Also:
>Jon and Arya stare at each other
>run towards each other and embrace

>>85256783
>why yes ofcourse you plebians would not understand that the greatest city is one that we have never seen in the show or books

for you are simple minded plebians

if a human had dragons blood they would die very quickly from inflammatory responses and general rejection by the body

>>85257084
No reason other than that they can't have Varys not be around Tyrion for the cock jokes, so they gave the scene to another character.

Show Varys was destroyed the minute he left KL

>Tyrion's speech about wanting dragon since kid
>Tyrion unchaining dragons and bonding with them in his way
Tyrion being midget so not very usefull in battle. But if he had dragon then it's completely different situation

But.maybe that's where they originaly wanted to go but then decided not.to.

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>>85257078
>sees winterfell
>castle on the hill starts playing

>>85257078

your filename is wrong - this is cynically angry pepe

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>>85257148
Yeah. Given that we're now in a world of le ebin ice zombies vs dragons, there's no room for high politics or scheming anymore.

I bet Varys will become basically a sassy gay friend in season 7.

>>85257067
Melisandre should've just not been in this Season. Literally her story should've ended with her riding out of Winterfell.

>>85257121
>tfw actually would like to see this

maisie williams is a horrible actress and the entire arya stark storyline has been garbage.

>>85257121
They will completely skip part where Arya explains to them where she was and what she did for years.

>>85257084
Pycelle represents the Citadel, who kicked Qyburn out.

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DADDY

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>>85257121
>Jon and Arya stare at each other
>run towards each other and embrace

>scene change to Jon fucking Arya's tight virgin pussy and cumming inside her

>>85257469
>and who
>are you

written for television by d&d

>>85257078
>Arrive to new region
>Bring horse to a halt
>Say name of region outloud
>Continue riding towards the city

>>85257448
i actually liked Arya back then,

now i hate her more than Dany

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LEAKED GOT S8 ENDING

>battle at Winterfell
>united army of Westeros about to stand up against the White Walkers
>cut to black
>fade back in, background seems to be of a modern setting
>a man in a black suit is reading a newspaper
>zoom out
>its Stannis, he turns to a woman in a red dress, Melisandre
>"And so ends the Song of Ice and Fire"
>directed by D&D for television
>and who
>are you

>>85257529
LEAKED ENDING TO GOT

*Farts*
*picks up bowl of shit*
*pours it into shithole*
*retches*
*more farts and poop*

>>85257220
I'd get her sticking until the bitter end. It would fit her character, since she's all about stopping the long night. But yeah, if they were just going to put her on the bus, they should have left it at S6.

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>>85257469
hot

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The Sun of Winter

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>>85257621
So qt bread?

>>85256710
was this what was in the youtube link in >>85256656 ?

>>85257572
Beric and Kinvara exist, there's really no point for Melly. Her and Davos' story were tied to Stannis. They really have nothing left to do anymore and they're just shitting on the characters. Davos shouldn't be around either, and I'm saying this as a huge Davosfag.

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>>85256925
I hope Varys kills her.

Actually I hope Varys quickly loses favor with Dany as she grills him over simply standing by and her father was murdered.

Then Melisandre jumps in and reveals Varys actually saved Dany. A little Varys backstory follows.

Then Dany thanks Varys and officially welcomes him to her team.

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Why won't she find some pretty face to wear and never takes it down?

>>85257610
>misusing the GET gif

jesus anon

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>>85257731

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>>85257200

>>85256421
tyrion should get one of them, it's been built up since the first book

>>85257661
Yeah

>>85257285
I really liked everything revolving around the house of black and white and one of the "good guys" becoming an assassin but I don't like teleporting yaas queen arya

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>>85256421

>Drogon: The big black bull dragon that Dany favors

>Viserion: the small white cuck dragon that Dany named for her abusive, unhinged brother

>Rheghal: the green Jew dragon that stays behind the scenes, secretly working with the slavers, queen cersei, and the white walkers, pitting all groups against each other


What did D&D Music Factory mean by this?

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why does Winterfell look so shit now, they just film that 1 shitty room with no lights

Winterfell used to be comfy and MORE THAN 1 ROOM

>>85256925
Oh boy, another reminder that religion is evil brought to us by Varys. I'm not religious, but it's a really noticeable trend with D&D. Bran's and Jon's religiosity is never mentioned. Sansa loses her faith as soon as she becomes "smart". Arya only believes in death. Davos is reimagined as an atheist. HS and all of his sparrow are reimagined as violent gay bashers instead of a populist movement who wants to protect the plebs from the ravages of nobility's wars. Meanwhile the one "good" religious person admits he doesn't understand or know anything about his own religion.

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>>85257772
Man you guys are so mean to this kid. I bet you'd be ecstatic if Trent Reznor showed up in a scene

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>you're a big Lord

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>All these men will get killed coming back from looting Highgarden by unarmoured brown mongols from the east
JUST
>But the mongols have a dragon
Oh well...that's more likely.

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>oathkeeper & widow's wail get combined back into Ice
>Jon wields Ice

>a dragon dies
>night king brings it back
>ice dragon
>Jon kills the ice dragon with Ice

>>85257731
She looks like one of those homo boys in that Swedish webm that goes around sometimes.

>>85257928
>these guys lost to King Robb every single time

>>85257676
Beric and Thoros are going to get killed this season though and Kinvara hasn't been cast for S7.

>>85257897
Varys hates magic more specifically i'd say but you're right about the rest

>>85257928
all cavalry army>all infantry army

>>85257941
>Oathkeeper and Widow's Wail get reforged into Ice
>Someone finds Brightroar or Dawn and renames it Fire after it passes to Jon

the song of ice and fire

its like poetry

>>85257979
>this is what horsecucks actually believes

>>85257941
Jaime uses Widow's Wail.

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Was rereading ADwD and this passage jumped out at me. Is there a fake Davos out there somewhere?

>>85257979
Spears>Horse

>>85258000
what i believe doesn't matter, learn history.

>>85258029
and why would they charge into spearwalls

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>>85257979
But that's wrong

>>85257975
He lashes out at the titty jewess in S5 over religion without any provocation from her. Which was especially weird since the bitch came all the way from Volantis at their summoning to help them out.

>>85258000

like piss through snow

nice trips btw

>>85257928
Did Episode 2 leak??!

>>85257084
Qyburn made her a zombie bodyguard and is loyal to her. Pycelle is a maester that is assigned to the red keep. Maesters serve whoever is the lord or lady of the house, if she wasnt in charge, he wouldnt care about her at all.

>>85257928
>they're building up to a second Field of Fire

huh

>>85258044
you're literally wrong though

>>85256421

We know Viserion gets turned into Sindragosa and I'm pretty confident Jon will end up with Rhaegal (You know, the one named after his Dad).

Dany and Drogon will probably last until Drogon fights Sindragosa and get's severely wounded and Rhaegal and Jon save the day.

>>85258043
Because they are mongols.

Lets face it, they only win because of a fucking dragon. Without the dragon, they would get rekt. Similar to how much of an ass kicking 10,000 Roman soldiers handed out to 230,000 Britons at the Battle of Watling Street.

you wouldn't hate the show so much if you didn't intentionally try to spoil it for yourselves by seeking out and reading the leaks instead of just waiting a few days

>>85258097
>literally
Why do you murricans keep spamming that word btw?

>>85258127
think i kinda fucked up by reading the spoilers?

>>85258125
>Because they are mongols.
do you know literally anything about mongol history or tactics

they would make battles last for days if they had to, just running away and pecking at their enemies with arrows the entire time
and they utterly crushed larger european armies when they met them

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Ice dragons.

>>85258165
>Hungarians
>European
>Poles
>European
>Russians
>European

>>85258125
it pains me that people as moronic as you exist
it really does, you just blindly chat shit when you know full well you have no idea what you are on about

or maybe you're so dumb that you think you aren't even talking out your arse?

>>85257084
Qyburn isn't loyal to anyone. Cersei just facilitated his research, and so hes working with her for now.

>>85258196
yes they are all european
culturally and geographically

>>85258127
The spoilers came out nearly a year ago.
Everyone thought it was fan fiction and laughed, they aren't laughing anymore.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gang6uF3LEE

>Facebook

Tyrion

>Twitter

Dany

>Reddit

Stannis

>4chan

Euron Greyjoy

Can we all agree on this?

>>85257897
Because religion is shit anon. Worst invention mankind has come up with.

>>85258258
/got/ roots for the giant who's eye the story takes place in

>>85258258
we're not as alpha as euron

we're pod without the magic cock

>>85258025
Do you mean Mance? Or is the bag of bones thing what you're referring to?

>>85257897
religion is a jewish device set to control the masses

>>85258309
It's already been settled that Pod lick their pusy

>>85257702
Wasn't there a theory about Varys saving the babies? The actor has hinted that you get a little of his backstory, so this may not be such a crazy idea...

However this is show Varys we're talking about, so D$D will make it as streamlined and boring and BRIEF as possible.

>>85257219
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUYXk-QcXZ0

>>85258258
4chan is CIA
Shame CIA dies this season

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> I was born to rule the 7 kingdoms.... and I will

>>85258165
I'm trolling. I'm fully aware of the real Mongol tactics. I'm implying Dothraki are just unwashed horsemen that have no knowledge of Westerosi tactics,culture or society. Leaks even state that
Dany didn't expect such fierce resistance from Westerosi's(She loses her fleet and 2 allied kingdoms in the span of 2 episodes) and Tyrion admits he underestimated the military skill of Jaime and the cunning of Cersei leading him to get smuggled into KL for a secret meeting with Jaime asking the Lannisters to surrender to Dany

>>85258200
Nice samefag and or fellow triggered anon.
I'm referring to the fact without that dragon on their side the Lannisters would easily wreck the undisciplined,unarmoured brown invaders from the east.

>>85258264
Religion is a tool. There are plenty of good religious people who find strength and motivation in their faith to help others and potentially risk their own well being in doing so. Just as there are evil people who use religion to hide behind it when they lash out in hate, or to manipulate and control others. I do agree that it did more harm than good to society in the long run, but most people who are religious are just normal, well meaning people. In D&D's world, the only way you can be religious and good is if you don't care about your own religion. And that's dumb.

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so when do we get to see the puppet master again?

>>85258473
I'm supporting fucking Cersei and Euron over Dany. Imagine that.

>>85258237
and racially.
Except Russians though only West Russians would count. The rest are Eurasian mixture or outright Oriental Asian.

>>85258479
ok then

>>85258473
she ruins the show for me

Right I've seen every episode so far and I don't think they've explained it in the show yet but I might have missed it. It's probably explained in the books. Why is the midget fella all small?

>>85258258
I'm a Lannister fan.
>>85258473
>Only 3 kingdoms respond to her
>Has to fight on 3 fronts.
>Loses entire allied fleet
>loses 2 of the kingdoms instantly and with it their supply chains.

The absolute state of invaders

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>>85258516
But muh dragons

>>85258520
the racial factor doesn't really matter when talking about battle though

they were trained and equipped and behaved like the other european forces of their era, the hungarians might have been more closely related to the steppe nomads but they didn't fight like them

>>85258479
and I suppose we never really see the dothraki using archery at all

>>85258553
Incest is not good for genetics

>>85258258
>>Facebook
Tyrion
>>Twitter
Dany
>>Reddit
Jon
>>4chan
Formerly Stannis now Cersei/Euron

>>85258624
im 4chan through and through and I support jon and davos

>>85258583
This stupid bitch is competing with Arya and Sansa to be the worst thing about the show

why do women fuck shit up, /got/?

>>85258553
his fibroblast growth factor receptor 3 was mutated during development

>>85258642
Summerfag detected.

>>85258644
Because women are useless at masculine fields.

>>85258644
maybe you just hate women because they won't sex you?

>>85258264
Enjoying your first year in college?

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/our girl/

>>85258672
I had sex last night and dont hate women

>>85258668
think its this maybe. Or just that they all forgot how to act and are full of shit. I think its that

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>>85258258
>Reddit
>Stannis

>4chan
>Euron Greyjoy

GET THE FUCK OUT OF /GOT/ REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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>>85258624
>Cersei/Euron
I think you mean Ceuron. ;)

>>85258258
Show euron is trash, 4chan is too but still better than euron.

>>85257309
the way jon and sansa never talk about his resurrection. cant wait for bran to show up and no one giving a shit about his crazy super powers, just keep zooming on sassy sansa.

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>>85258624
>implying Stannis is dead.
>implying he isn't in S8.

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>>85258713
Nah its that they are useless at masculine fields.
>>85258735
It's over. Stannis is gone. We've moved on as pic related shows.

>>85258768
How can be Bran useful? Can he control his powers already? Is his role just for confirmation that Jon is half Targaryen?

>>85258740
shit image could be good but is bad

>>85258789
He literally is, but he unfortunately only has one scene >>85257529

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>>85258624
>formerly
stannis is the last (baratheon) king, before the white walkers take over westeros.

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ONLY TWO MORE DAYS FOR THE NEXT EPISODE! GET HYPED!

>>85258792
Ohio and Maine truly are patrician states

>>85258196
I would point out, that Hungarians are pretty much mongoloids and they did have a proud tradition of kiting enemies horseback (until Europe and the Byzantines got tired of it and they were convinced that maybe converting to Christianity and adapting feudalism would be preferable to the 0th Crusade).
t. Hungarian
As for the >European bit, I've got no real counter argument except for maybe Corvin's life which could have in a better timeline ended with a proper re-birth of Roman methodology, but there's that. Also his dad's still honoured to this day with a bell ring every noon across Europe, so take that as you will.

>>85258684
You've cut me to the quick anon.

>>85258820
Even if he can't use all the powers he has, he can still be useful as a satellite to track the movement of the Night's King.

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WHERE THE FUCK IS THE NEW PODCAST STYLE VIDEO FROM MY BESTIE PRESTIE? THIS WAIT IS MAKING ME TESTIE! I KNOW IT'S GOING TO BE ZESTIE BUT GODDAMN REDTEAMREVIEW IS A PESTIE

>>85258884
We already know what's going to happen and I can't fucking wait to see it. it's gonna be a fantastic spectacle.

>>85258896
Corvin and his father were not hungarians, though. They were both europeans (wallachians).

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>>85258832
>tfw Stannis is actually going to burn Shareen in the books and it's going to epic.

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>>85258884
>getting "hyped" for nu-got

no thank you

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>>85258820
>that Jon is half Targaryen?

Can this meme die already.

Ned + Ashara Dayne = Jon.

Here, i'll educate you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dmcb0bclcN8

>>85258589
Russians were more oriental than hungarians at that point, though. Hungarians used knights and heavy cavalry like their german neighbors while russians had more in common with the steppe nomads from south and east of them.

>>85259128
Are Targs literally the Mary Sue house?

>>85259024
Meant it more in the sense that by that point Hungary has changed quite a bit from what it was in the times I was referencing in the first line.
Otherwise there would have been no room for a wallachian to take the throne and build what was essentially the first real standing army since Byzantium lost its way.

>>85259158
No House Dayne is.

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MUH DIRE WOLF PACK

>>85259158
>jon
>dany
>tyrion

yup, checks out

>>85259268
They're a close second, but look at the Targs.

>always beautiful and pretty
>even Aerys is noted to be the most handsome fuck
>this is all despite them having rampant incest
>they get to defy the Faith, yet no other house does
>they can do whatever they want
>are the sole house that wields WMDs in the entire show
>this essentially gives them an 'I win' button that the writers have to go around to make the "villains" a threat

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>>85259306

>muh cgi budget

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>>85259306
>WOLF

They are clearly Alaskan Malamutes.

>>85259306
>surrounded by midget wolves
>implying she wouldn't have a bunch of grotesque half breeds following her around

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Stonemen.

Don't let them touch you!

What's the best life to lead?

I can't decide between minor lord in dorne, studying at the citadel, or just NOPEing out to braavos.

After the years of buildup and all this time how come the Jews made Dany's arrival in Westeros so underwhelming?
All they had to do was adapt the Griffin Reborn and replace the good characters with the show's meme characters

Also is the captcha completely out of control for anyone else?

>>85259653
minor lord of course

>>85259655
switch it to legacy

>>85259653
>studying at the citadel
Even if the chores you'll have to do before you start earning links for your chain don't bother you, you'll probably just end up being miserable because you've got to advise some highborn idiot that thinks you're either useless inspite of all the knowledge you've toiled all your life to possess, or believes you're meant to be a miracle worker that can solve all his problems even when he's actively works to make them worse.

Like >>85259743 said, go with minor lord. You've got some measure of security, you don't end up on the map of too many people, and if things get bad enough that you need to NOPE somewhere, you've got the money to pay for it, or the land to get the money for.

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>>85259380
>always beautiful and pretty

So is House Dayne
>even Aerys is noted to be the most handsome fuck
Er Darkstar, Ashara was the prettiest person in the whole of Kingslanding, which included Targs
>this is all despite them having rampant incest
House Dayne are the same
>they get to defy the Faith, yet no other house does
They are a Valyrian House who have been in Westeros longer than the Targs, have land in freaking Dorne and have quietly been keeping themselves to themselves and have pure white hair, purple eyes and the ultimate Sword.
>they can do whatever they want
House Dayne actually exists in Dorne
>are the sole house that wields WMDs in the entire show
Could probably fly dragons and get involved in the Targ but literally cba
>this essentially gives them an 'I win' button that the writers have to go around to make the "villains" a threat
Can get involved but muh, are linked the Empire of the Dawn, Darkstar will ultimately be a main character if he can be bothered.

>>85259850
Alright, we can agree to put the Daynes and Targs on the same level. Is House Velaryon the only Valyrian house still existing that aren't Mary Sues then?

>>85259850

this image makes me happy

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>>85259858
No thanks

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>>85259858
Maise, please don't turn into a superstar... I like your punk and boyish attitude, your humor and round face.

>>85257448
god i love the hound, best character in the show and books.

>>85257067
But she is best girl, I need more of her, and more Ellie of course too

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>>85257769

>>85259912
House Velaryon, House Sunglass, House Celtigar, the valyrians in Volantis, Elyria, Tolos and Mantarys.

Speaking of which, why does Dany not consider getting the other valyrian houses in essos to help her? They'd probably like a dragonlord.

>>85260069
You can't stop Dany; NOTHING CAN STOP DANY!

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Comic con

>>85259410
Who wants to bet if we ever even see Ghost this season?

>>85257660
who is she, and why am i seeing her often in GoT threads? I found the name but what with the obsession?

>>85259829
>>85259743

Good call. But now, what minor house to choose?

Maybe the Ullers or Yronwood?

>>85260214
>Ullers or Yronwood?
>>85260214

whichever get the best wine, weather, proximity to beaches and hooers

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Anyone got the vertical comic of Euron telling Jaime how awesome traps are?

>>85260134
Okay but that has nothing to do with the post. You'd think a dragonlord shitting on Slaver's Bay would catch the interests of both their nobles and levies.

>>85258029
It's not Total War where you just compare two units and make them fight each other.

Why don't the white walkers and their wight army just swim around the wall?
It's not like they are going to drown or freeze to death

>>85258740
I unironically believe in the fire Wight shit.

>>85258520
there were no "eastern" Russians at that time, pure Slavs

>>85260281
All the former Valyrian cities practice slavery too. They're probably happy that they didn't get the attention of Dany.

>>85258310
The bag of bones is what I was referring to. It seems oddly specific for Melly to mention Davos' finger bones when we haven't seen them since Clash, and Davos frequently laments his loss of the bag.

>>85257897
Religion being evil is, at the very least, a big theme in the books. The show has way stupider shit than this.

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Is the Lannister helmets the most retarded costume in the show?

>>85257928
there should be no way they can beat the tyrells in the field, let alone take Highgarden.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWNWfhXAyhU
literally our guy

>>85256421
those are wyverns not dragons

>>85260556
Not really. From what I remember, it's religious fanatics and religious hypocrites that are portrayed negatively, not religion itself.

>>85260641
George is realistic in his depiction of fantasy lizards.

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Cast her

>>85260588
deflects sword hits

>>85258421
Book Varys wouldn't do this since he's a big Blackfyre supporter.

>>85258997
What does he do for the state department?
Does he feel fine working for "Nazis"

>>85258792
Ohio and Maine are loyal states and true

>>85260703
That big titted whore Victarion sacrifices to R'hllor.

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>>85260703
Septa Lemore

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>>85260069
>House Celtigar

God i hope Victarion is AA so much! Riding into battle with House Celtigar's Valyrian axe in one hand and a melted down Dawn (shaped into a axe) in the other as he carves his way through the Others with Daenery's salty love juice on his fingers as Stannis ride his Ice Dragon above, commanding the final battle.

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>>85257078
>hooded figure rides up a hill
>takes a deep breath
>ahh Storm's End
>Blood of my blood starts playing
>slow panning shot while rider removes his hood
>shall we begin?

>>85260768
>they cut the best Greyjoy and gave his story to Yara
JDIMSA

>>85259653
A lord of the vale is currently the comfiest position to be in.

>>85260775
I actually like that we didn't get the second set of Mary Sue from the books who may as well be a fucking anime MC.

>>85260803
I can only imagine what it would be like to lick her bottom

Someone post the spoilers

>>85260593

They loot it, burn it and force Olenna to suicide after she admits to killing Joffrey

Cersei then(later in the season) uses the money looted to pay for The Golden Company from the Iron Bank. Cersei gets bolstered by 10,000 mercenaries

>>85260880
They are confirmed fraudulent.

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>>85260803

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>>85260841

Too close to the Wall and WW. I'd say Braavos. Or fuck off to Asshai and learn yourself some magicks.

>>85258884
t. brainwashed liberal

>>85260918
I wish this would have continued as a side story just to see the cuteness unfold.

>>85260901
>including the Golden Company
>cutting the reason the Golden Company exist in the first place
what madness is this

>>85257008

His watch ended when he biologically died.

>>85260944
>getting triggered by an image macro from an hour ago

>>85260944
Get REKT bitch!

>>85260593
>>85260901
Also the Tarlys defect to the Lannisters so the Reach lose half their army. The "Tyrells" (really just one Redwyne) deserve it anyway, that's what you get for siding with foreign invading hordes. Olenna could've been the unifying force against Dany but instead she cucked out like the midget and the rest of Dany's entourage.

>>85260957
Now this is pretty dumb, I have to agree. It does get namedropped a few seasons earlier where its suggested to Stannis that he hires them and he dismisses it.

>>85260972
>getting excited for nu-got and posting a shit image

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anyone else just getting through the motions now ? I just got spoiled the rest of season 7 and didn't even mind. If I got spoiled 4 years ago I would be pretty mad.

Is this a natural evolution of things, or did D&D fuck up this hard ?

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>>85261077

>>85260675
Well, Mel would certainly qualify as a fanatic.

>>85260999
She goes full psycho aswell:

Dany gets a bit… determined, now that she's set foot on Westeros amindst multiple setbacks and defeats. Which worries Varys and Tyrion, who have been hoping she isn't as power mad as her dad was. She torches a few rulers to make some points (including Sam's Dad and brother, Randyll and Dickon), so she's clearly not above using fear to rule after all much to the dismay of Tyrion and Varys

>>85260957
GRRM probably told them that the GC gets blown out by Dany so all D&D got out of that was they loose to Dany

>>85259765
Thank you

>>85261217
I wish this would make Dany's turn into a villain but it'll just be shown as YAASS SLAY QUEEN

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I like these 4

>>85260383
Good point

>>85260929
The Walkers are going to hit Yi Ti as well so Asshai isn't a good place to be. Maybe Faros or Naath

>>85261287
Two of them used to be good characters before randomly turning into Jon's satellites.

>>85261263
Dany is the ultimate villain. She is the Sauron of this story. Because people have followed her story, a significant number of them sympathise with her madness.

You are right though, unfortunately.

>>85260803
Yes, would. but how fucking annoying would she be irl?

>>85261329
Gonna be three satellites soon

well?

>>85261393
Sam was always a satellite character though.

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>now it begins
>no, now it ends

>>85261344
She's not gonna turn into a villain and that's clear as crystal, even in the books

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>>85260918

>>85261429
Yeah but now he may as well have crashed on planet Jon

>>85261429
Sam is the main character of the story. It is through his perception that we gaze, into the turbulent convulsion of a Game of Thrones, of a realm dominated by war, scheming, and chaos. The story is neither for nor of kings and queens and magic or dragons, but of the ordinary man, and his lowly plighting.

>>85261482
In the books she will be
Look at her last scene in the grass when she's shitting her guts out.

All she thinks about is how she needs to return to BLOOD and FIRE.
That she's a conqueror, not a peace maker.
And combine that with the mere idea of bringing Dothraki over the sea means that she's going to kill a lot of innocent people in very horrible ways

>>85261584
>people pretending to like each other for money

>>85261610
Man, I forgot how stupid that was.

Ygritte dying randomly in battle was a lot more potent as a message

>>85261584
HANGING OUT

DOWN THE STREET

>>85259128
jon is a dayne, young griff is lyannas son and daenerys is serra blackfyres daughter

>>85261686
I hope we get to see her impeccable tits one last time before Euron kills her.

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>>85260768
Not quite this, close, but which POV is your most anticipated?

***Victorians*** hand-down will be GRRM's greatest piece.

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cast him

>>85261770
If Damphair survives that battle I'd like to see the aftermath.

>>85261781
anyone from the age of 30-70

>>85261767
Is there anyone in the cast Pedro didn't fuck?

>>85261828
Not a single one

>>85261584
Remember the pasta about Varys letting a kid drown?

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>>85261802
>>85261802

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>>85261782
>DnD are the same height as Hodor, a giant

They think pretty highly of themselves huh

>>85261781
literally anyone you like
He can do it

>>85261770
Reminder that Stannis is a hack and he dies to 20 good men
This is CANON

>>85261859
they aren't they are just closer to the camera

compare ramsey to hodor in that pic and this
>>85261601

>>85261781
Aerys II. Nobody's gonna remember that brief scene from last season anyway.

>>85257067
>I see a Mountain

i wish this show wasnt shit

>>85261763
Rest assured she will get naked in twelve Italian movies by the age of 29

>>85261948
We all do
We just have to deal with the next best thing: A totally shitty show we can enjoy hating

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>>85261782
>>85261601
>the Waif IRL

>>85261799
>the Queen is unimpressed by the physical stature of Jon Snow

>>85261781
Glokta

>>85261808
Euron is going to show him Krakens and then he'll flip to worshipping him, obviously.

>>85260588
They look like the Monarch's henchmen from venture bros

>>85261738
>''''''british''''''' women
>'''''''white''''' women
>women

>>85261668
Why does Sam Tarly always look like he's some atheist that's just won an argument.

Why would house Tarly defect to the Lannisters?

>>85261781
>>85261935

>My king who do you want to see burn?
>EVERYONE!!!

>>85261738
Three slags and a rose

>>85261668
>Davos' face

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>>85262106
Nailed it!

>>85262109
>Three slags and a troll
fixed.

>>85262106
Because Aegon has been merged with Cersei, so everyone who sides with Aegon is siding with Cersei now

>>85261601
Conleth is a handsome man

>>85262106
Because the Dany entourage is literally foreign invaders. Realistically everyone would side with Cersei out of the Westeros lords unless a better option comes along. Olenna, Sneks, cockless guy and his sister could've been that alternative but nope, they just decided to give all of their shit for Dany. For no reason.

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>>85262109
That's right.

>>85259850
Wait the Daynes are valyrians? Is it going to turn out Lil "Mummer Dragon" Griff is a dayne baby? Maybe Ashara's baby?

>>85262237
>>85262237
>>85262237

>>85262177
I didn't even realize it was him until seeing one of the other pictures that were posted.

>>85256960
because he has both wolf and dragons blood. holy shit how do you retards keep up with the story while it's airing?

>>85261599
She'll be a villain from someone's perspective but not near a universal one or easily recognizable. Plus she'll turn her attention to the Others so she won't stay FIRE AND BLOOD

>>85262342
Dothraki are not farmers.
When she brings over 100,000 Dothraki, what is going to happen?
They're going to rape and pillage the FUCK out of EVERYONE. What else are they going to eat except for the winter stores of the small folk?

Dany is going to be queen of ashes and the crater of where King's Landing used to be

>>85259858
F L A T

>>85262416
>Dany is going to be queen of ashes and the crater of where King's Landing used to be

No she won't.

She's literally had a dream fighting enemies that melt, plus the show makes it shi wfag "same ending" that she won't be Queen any time soon or focused purely on the throne

Is it better to be the Lord of the house, or the third or fourth son who just gets to fuck around like Tyrion's uncles?

>>85262577
>focused purely on the throne
That's LITERALLY her entire character

YFW sand sneks get btfo and normie cucks cry because Euron fucks em

Also

YFW Euron rapes danyz fleet and normies cry harder

>>85260849

Salty yet sweet.

>>85257987
underated, and possibly true

>>85260906

Wrong.

>>85262804
Here's what's going to happen.

Euron BTFOs the Sand Sneks because everyone hates them and D&D love giving the plebs what they want.
It also makes Euron looks even more silly evil. Because remember, the show has NEVER not had a super-evil for the sake of evil male villain.
Joffery, to Ramsay, and now to Euron.
He's going to capture the Sneks and do something bad to them.

Then he's going to attack Yara and beat her.
Then he's going to attack Dany. But she'll make a smug face and say "All men must die". And he'll die in a really bad way.