Is this worth watching aside for the faps?

>>85253117
Dat scene were the red head chick makes the blonde chick fuck the guy is kino

yes, it starts shaky but gets really fucking great
and it's also worth watching for the faps

post faps

>>85253117
First season and the prequel for sure.

>>85253117
First season and the prequel are top tier.

Gladiator kino

first 2 seasons are great but after that it becomes meh.

>>85253117
No. Just watch Rome.

>>85253117
of course it is, first season is the best with andy, prequel is pretty good, without andy it's not the same but the other two season are ok

andy is spartacus, after the first season he died of cancer

>>85253117
There was so much cucking going on in that show. The husband fucking slave girls in front of her wife. The wife banging gladiators while the husband watches on etc

>>85253783
Don't remind me pls

It was pretty good. All the women needed big fake tits like the slave dancer in S1E01 tho

Gods see fit to remove cock from ass!!
If anon won't watch based Spartacus, then I say anon stands fucking roman.

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>>85254020
forever missed

>>85253117
Season 1 is absolute kino.

>>85254172
Watching the behind the scenes with him. Such a great man.

Once again the Gods spread the cheeks to ram cock fucking ass

Too many merkins but otherwise tvkino

Season 1 has Batiatus and actually has some tension
Season 2 is a prequel, has Batiatius and FUCKING GANNICUS, so its worth the watch
Everything after becomes shit

>>85254249
there's this doc too but I can't watch it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wE_Y5brW-ZE

They don't look that hot

>>85254419
That's really hard to watch

>>85254514
Words fall from mouth like shit from ass

People praising Season 1 and shitting on 2 and 3 are so weird to me

The first five or so episodes of season 1 are objectively terrible. Awful, sloppy, amateur television for dummies. There's a massive spike in quality about halfway through but it can't quite shake the awful start.

>>85253117

It's literally unwatchable. Reminds me of Civil War with the terrible CGI and cuts every 4 seconds.

>>85254613
The episodes themselves are not bad, but the CGI is fucking atrocious at the very beginning.

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>>85254664
>caring about the CGI

>>85254792
I didn't say I cared, just stating the facts.

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>>85253904
>Fucking your slave = cucking your wife

W R O N G.

It's like using a pocketpussy.

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>>85254514
How to spot a gayus.

>>85255471
Jaime Murray was smoking in this. She never gets enough credit in Spartacus threads.

>>85253383
The first episode is mostly cgi garbage and apart from "muh wife" it doesnt really have anything to do with the rest of the plot.

>>85253663
The third and fourth seasons are still good but they seem to drag on a lot and a lot of characters are killed off at the end of the third season so the final season has mostly new characters, and obviously there is no arena stuff and nudity is rare.

>>85256303
yeah, but still, are good seasons, and have some great moments like the fall of the arena

>>85256392
I thought that part was a bit far fetched, I would have liked more ravgaing the countryside.

>>85253117
more like Lucy Flawless

>>85253117
REMOVE HAND FROM COCK AND SEE YOUR BRAIN BE REWARDED WITH A GOOD SHOW, LEST YOUR TONGUE BE CUT FROM MOUTH FOR ASKING SUCH A FOOLISH QUESTION

>>85253117
Yes. It's awesome.

>>85254400
>the title for the last episode comes on

MY BODY IS READY

great episode

>>85256529
>far fetched

mate, everything is far fetched...

>>85256692
fuck last episode of season 1 i mean

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This kid made a man kill his best friend just to feel the warm, wet embrace of Ilithya's insides. /tv/ wouldn't do such a despicable act, right?

It's okay, fap kino

>>85256751

I'd do the same, she was smoking and that kid was lucky as fuck.

>>85256751
i forgot about that, that lucky fuck

how old was he supposed to be vs illythia?

>>85253744
spartacus > rome

>>85256821
He was 15 according to wiki.

How is there not a single tit in this thread

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I had my worries about this guy going into the show because of his goofy Mummy character, but Jupiter's fucking cock was he great.

>>85254514
Words fall from mouth like shit from arse.

>>85258256
/tv/ is a blue board.

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>>85258526

>>85259787
MUH

What show is this

>>85253117
blondie has a great body and amazing tits

>>85260625
Literally read the filename.

>>85254514
>Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
looks like we've always had these shitposts even in roman times

>>85255471
DAAAAAAAMN SON

>people dishing the last season
Fuck you it had the best antagonist and the best action scenes

The only thorn in the paw of season 4 is the gaul's shitty gf

>>85261176
naw, after andy it all turns to shit.
By the power of Minerva i put a curse on this user and his shit post. beware those who look down on the curse and make enemies with Minerva.

>>85261176
Every patrician knows that season 3 (including the prequel season) is the worst one. The final season was when the show got back on track and new spartacus acted more like old spartacus did in season one.

warning: this show not recommended for nu-males or those suffering from low testosterone. Consult your urologist before viewing.

ilithyia best girl prove me wrong oh wait you cant checkm8 slaves

>>85253117

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1y_q36-mJQ

Spartacus was pure cock kino

>>85261354
Xena is the patrician choice. Esp during the prequel season, tagteaming with "pardon my tit" lady from Dexter.

Lucy Lawless was 26 when she did Xena.
And I will never hit that.

>>85259787
>Bathtub slave
Pleeeeease tell me those are real.

>>85253117

lucy "not my oil rig" lawless

>>85262185
eh
she had to do something when the acting dried up
Xena was huge
for like 6 years
rockstar high is a dangerous thing

It's basically professional wrestling with gladiators and cgi blood. Highly recommend

>>85256751
totally worth it

>>85262228
She's a main character in Ash Vs. Evil Dead. As a 50 year old lesbian demon.

>>85262396
yeah, well, it took like 25 years to happen

>>85262437
Actually Ted Raimi likes giving her cameos in films he directs. Lawless was the pop singer at the festival in the first spiderman movie, for example.

>>85253117
what should i search for if i want porn like that, set in that time with proper customs and shit?

>>85262650
sure but that scene is like 3 seconds

>>85261827
benis

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>>85259787
>those torpedoes on the bath tub slave

>>85262685
History? or even a certain period, like ancient/medieval/victorian.

>>85262185
I don't get the reference.

>>85263091

Lucy lawless is a huge greenpeace nut tying herself to stuff and getting arrested. Oh and bar fights.

>>85264064
What a deep lore.

>>85253117
>My cock rages on

If you like Snyderkino you will love it.