/got/ general

stannis and monford velaryon

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2nd for Alys

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threadly reminder that iron throne belongs to dany

Dunno about you lot, but I could murder a pork pie

>in the books Euron is gonna purpose to Dany
>in the show he purposes to Cersei

Why?

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the true queen in the north

vote best 1vs1

http://www.strawpoll.me/13496011

>Wakes up
>Dany has menstruated all over the lads wolf
>Dragon is snickering in the corner

>>85250301
what others did i forget? the only one i can think of is jon and the half hand

r'hollor hungers

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Has he watched Ramsay raping Sansa?

>>85250404
he actually warged ramsay and was the one raping sansa

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Reminder that the Nights King's leutienants are majority made up by Gillys brothers/nephews

>>85250404
he fapped to it

>>85250420
Implying he didnt warg sansa

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>>85250298
>will have close to no lines all season
>doesn't have to act
>could cast anybody because of this
It's clear they chose her because she's ugly. They could easily have picked a girl who is better on the eye, but D&D knew the role was for some literally who remnant of a house and had to look like shit.

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>>85250422
There wasn't any farts in that scene.

>>85250404
>>85250420
>Not warging Sansa instead
>fiwi Euron warged Sansa. .

>>85250298
high res of bottom left? The crazy face

Frost wyrm shenanigans when?

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>when robert's rebellion happened people thought it was the end
>when aegon came people thought it was the end
>when the long night happened people thought it was the end
>but the wall stood through it all

Have DnD completely lost the plot? Wasn't the wall built after the Long Night according to the history of the world?

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>>85250508
all i have

>>85250522
yes. the wall happened after the long night.

>>85250298
name?

>>85250301
bronn vs vardis

beric&hound lose a point because of the end of the fight. a 6'3 brute prepares a strong fucking hit, you don't just raise your sword and stand there... Even if the sword didn't break the hit would most likely have cut something.

>>85250404
What's that weird mark below his mouth??

>had to solve like 10 catchpa's for this shitty question

>>85250298
did they surgically insert more bone into her forehead? or just british genetics at it again?

>>85250530
Thanks

Will she have conversations with Jon like in ghte books? Or was she just there for the jon vs sansa feud?

>>85250522
The Wall was built because of the Long Night, so yes, they're a buch of retards.

>>85250552
he didn't have his shield, that's why he tried blocking it with his sword

>>85250579
$5 says that was the last scene she was in

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>>85250456
>>85250482

are you dare i say it me?

>>85250579
what did she do in the books? i cannot remember

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>>85250579
doubt it, imdb has her in the next episode and thats it

>>85250563
no bully

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Remember the time when I told Samwell Tarly about the enormous amount of dragonglass we have on Dragonstone?

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>>85250222

reminder next episode is directed by mark mylod, the guy who directed the arya waif terminator episode, and the episode is written by cogman, the man who wrote the dorne plot

>>85250619
She married the leader of the Thenns so that her cousin or whatever couldn't take away her lands and inheritance, and thus created a new northern house and tied the Thenns to the north.

>>85250554
He got BLACKED

>>85250643
yeah but you were only joking, right?

>>85250611
Sure am

t. Future guy

A M A

>>85250656
get hype!

>>85250656
At this point I kind of want the episodes to be shit - better /got/ threads and better preston videos

>>85250656
so you're saying expect greatness

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>>85250522
>Have DnD completely lost the plot?

They began to get invited to more child blood sacrifices as the show gained popularity, you can clearly see a cut off have way through the third season where they've been inducted into the child murdering blood rituals, slowly and monomaniacally trying to recreate horrors.

Dubs and we get Zombie hodor riding zombie Summer this season

>>85250749
/got/ shitting on bad eps is the highlight of the week on /tv/

>>85250643
Um no sweetie, who is this guy anyway?! :/

>>85250643
Go to bed Stephen

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LEAKED GOT S8 ENDING

>battle at Winterfell
>united army of Westeros about to stand up against the White Walkers
>cut to black
>fade back in, background seems to be of a modern setting
>a man in a black suit is reading a newspaper
>zoom out
>its Stannis, he turns to a woman in a red dress, Melisandre
>"And so ends the Song of Ice and Fire"
>directed by D&D for television
>and who
>are you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0b_RVuC2Rs

>>85250665
thanks

>>85250749
This

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>>85250782
Hodor is the Great Other, who has been hiding in the part of Hodors mind Bran can't get to and manipulating Bran for the children of the forest.

>>85250870
Who's the old cunt?

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>>85250870

>>85250884
Sophie Turner

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>>85250844
ofc

>>85250883
>the whole song of ice and fire is Hodor's revenge for Bran's taking his ability to speak
Deepest lore

>>85250870

who fucked who /tv/?

>>85250884
>old cunt

that'll be you one day lass

>>85250950
sophie and maisie have clearly experimented with each other

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>>85250870

>>85250883
Remember the theory that Hodor was driven mad because he saw the true face of the Great Other, and that 'Hodor' was not his name, but the nae of the Great Other?

Yeah.

>>85250950
Sophie, all of them.

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>>85250962

>>85250844
that would be much better than whatever they're going to shit out desu

>>85250962
Conleth always looks so happy.

>>85250949
According to Varamyr Sixskinsit it is forbidden, why?

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>>85250656
JUST
This season is just going to get worse by each episode.

>>85250962
who's the semen demon at the back!

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>>85250950

>>85250997
to be completely fair, those two did the broken man episode last season where the hound makes his reappearance, that was entirely terrible.

>>85251014
gilly

>>85250884
Joe Biden

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>>85250656
Can't wait for Euron's surprise entrance

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>>85251014

>>85250967
yeah, why i wouldn't go into the Catatombs once with Bran as he'd lost his mind there as a child.

Also Jon wants to go there. What is down there? Is it Bran somehow?

>>85251070
gilly most underated fu

>>85251072
*hodor

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>>85251070
Gilleh?

>>85250298
thats some big bust would suck dry

>>85251070
>remembers the Sam / Gilly bumping ugly's sex scene

if she asked nicely.

its a new one

>>85250298
Plrease don't tell me that this is supposed to be Val? aka a women hotter than Dany, aka a proper 10/10

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>>85251186
>val in the show

>>85250360
Jorah vs Qotho (sp?) the Dothraki who tries to get in the tent while blood magic is happening

>>85251164
Showfags BTFO

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>>85251216
>val in the show

>>85250298
Is that a boxtroll?

>>85251271
no, she is not pillow pants

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>>85251216
Val is a blonde this. Can they not hire a top model out for like two episodes?

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Have anyone collected all the strawpoll votes form /tv/?

I'm bored and making these graphs. This is the RT scores

>>85251309
I skipped the last 2 season wtf happened there in S5E6?

>>85251309
thanks anon, its so comfy to know there's someone out there with less of a life than (You).

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>>85251309
Bad crop

>>85251358
sneks

>>85250656
Kek the amount of got threads that will spawn from that episode. Cant wait

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>>85251358
That's the sansa rape episode lul

>>85251363
I've wasted time on way worse things

Image related

haven't cared to update that tho

>>85250404
>>85250554
>>85250666
blacks have black cum??

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Stonemen.

Don't let them touch you!

>>85251456
>Don't let them touch you!

same applies to girls because cooties

>>85250997
Also every director is doing two eps, so two from Podeswa :^)

>>85250782
ROLL AGAIN

>>85250749
My Dornishman.

>>85250749
same desu, more verts too
>>85251294
what would she even do on the show at this point?

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has anyone got the DABID Stannis attacking the wildlings at the wall one? I've got three but that one was hands down the funniest thing i've ever read on /got/.

How is Dany not the bad guy?

>Let her rapist husband kill her brother in a horrible way
>destroyed an ancient order of warlocks because they dared to try and show her some magic
>brought war and disorder to a region because they had different cultural beliefs
>left the largest city in the hands of a fucking mercenary for some reason
>has a slave army
>has an army of horse surfers who pillage and rape for funsies
>aligned herself with a midget that wants to kill his sister
>aligned herself with a lesbian that leads a substantial amount(for some reason) of reavers who steal and then rape but with boats instead of horses
>aligned herself with a borderline retarded bastard born woman who killed her lovers brother
>aligned herself with a mean old woman

How do normalfags look at this woman and think "yes, this is the hero." From any other perspective it seems like all the bad guys teamed up.

>>85251600
Jon needs a love interest other than Sansa.

>>85251358
Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken

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Cast her

>>85251645
Anyone who thinks that Dany is the hero of the story probably think Hillary should have won the election.

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>>85251668

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IT WAS HIS TURN
THIS IS NOT RIGHT!
REEEE

>>85251694
Arianne

>stannisfags

>>85251699
why do you keep chiming in with the exact same shit every thread?

Why did Tywin disapprove of his children's relationship,
When he himself was married to his cousin?

>>85251309
>>85251364

Why did people hate Season 5 Episode 6 so much?

>>85251694
Missandei

>>85251865
virtue signaling feminists

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>>85251806

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>>85251787
>danyfag jealous of Mannis

>>85250884
>summer /tv/

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>>85251522
>and he directs the finale
God save us

>>85251865
>Sand Snakes bullshit, so /tv/ hates it
>Sansa rape, so liberals hate it

>>85251694
Septa Lemore

>>85251694
arianne martell
>>85251432
that's pretty autistic but well done

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>>85251767
Very well

>>85251694
Arya recast

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>>85251977
Guys,
How old is she again?

>>85251694
>>85251977
Cute!

CUTE!

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>>85251961

>>85251801
This is actually my first time in /got/ thread

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>>85252014
28

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>>85252014
Too

>>85252047
Oh thank god I was thinking of someone else.

>>85251921
Stannis truly is fantastic. I think for alot of people show stannis who would have executed Davos if not for Mel has tainted Stannis's character and that is unforgivable of dnd.

>>85251186
She's a 10/10 in Britain.

>>85252014
16

>>85252047
That's a different person anon

>>85252047
>>85252087
I FUCKING KNEW IT,
WHY DO YOU HAVE TO LIE!?
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU THINK THIS LOOKS WITH THE BONG POLICE WATCHING MY EVERY MOVE?

or wait shes legal here,
nevermind.

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I'VE BECOME SO NUMB

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>>85252142
That anon seems to have mistaken her for someone else

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MOMMY

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>>85252176
Stop it Anon I can only take so much.

>>85252180
>Entire scene in a green room
What will it be?

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>>85252228
Visiting Stannis as he burns in the Seven Hells

>>85251644
I find the DABID greentexts tiresome. there was however a greentext that circulated during S5 that included the line 'Stannis Baratheon is hunting down the last of the Targaryens and making them pay the iron price' and other such believable writing blunders. made me kek

>>85252176
>16
I'm so glad she's of legal age. I'd fuck her silly.

>>85252176
Bay, you dog

>>85252228
Probably a scene with Emilia. They have to CGI Dany in because of how fat the mother of burgers has become.

>>85251977
>>85252176
I cast her as my wife

>>85252266
Indeed lad,
I'd make her fanny look like rice pudding.

>>85252175
why does he look like a washed up rockstar instead of the gothic daddy he's meant to be

https://twitter.com/dracarys_______/status/888404102832685056

Leaks confirmed yet again

Tumblr on suicide watch

>>85252289
Don't you fucking dare I call dibs on her.

>>85252180
>women

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>>85252313
Hes /ourguy/

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>>85252256
get out

>>85252335
I pay the iron price, she's mine

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>>85252266
Good to know.

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>>85252257
>I find the DABID greentexts tiresome

stopped reading there, opinion worthless

>>85252361
Nigger I will gut you, I'll take her by force.

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>>85252329
based

>>85252405
I am the richest man in Qarth, you can't outbid me even in a fight.

>>85252329
>Davos telling Jon to join Dany
Why?

>>85252329
House Tarly cucking themselves by supporting Cersei

>>85252257
>'Stannis Baratheon is hunting down the last of the Targaryens and making them pay the iron price' and other such believable writing blunders. made me kek

oops should of kept on reading -YES - THAT GREENTEXT! I've been looking for it since last year. Stannis attack on the wildings at, fire chariots, whoever wrote it was a creative genius.

>>85251977
who's this

>>85252428
>Always nice to meet a fan!

>>85252432
REEEEEEEEEE
She too pure to be bought!

>>85252467
Randyll tarly is based. He could win the war for Sir C

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So, would this work exactly? Does he wear a giant unsullied strap-on?

>>85252486
Nina Dobrev

>>85252502
I shan't be buying her, I'll buy enough Unsullied to kill any other suitor. They have no dicks so they're not competition.

>>85252428
FLASH BY NAME, FLASH BY NATURE

>>85252534
>I can't be wrong three times, right?

>>85252329
What the leaks say anon?

>>85252520
She wears the strapon

>>85252313
He's still a qt desu. Would kiss that little dent between his brows.

>>85252475
>>85252257
>the Wildlings are at camp, showering Jon with gifts and the songs of their people
>Jon smiles, enjoying this valuable cultural experience
>a cry is heard in the distance
>suddenly, the camera pans to the thundering stampede of a thousand men on horses
>we see Stannis driving the men to fight by cracking a flaming whip
>"FORM RANKS, YOU DOGS"
i>n the distance, Wildling women and children are burning, the soundtrack a high screaming wail
>"TAKE THE WOMEN FOR OUR THRALLS," Stannis shouts, "FEED THE BABES TO THE FIRES"
>"Yes," cries Davos, "R'hllor hungers!"
>Jon looks on, his face grief-stricken
>"Seven save us," Jon whispers, "he's even making the women and children pay the Iron price!"
episode written by David Benioff and D. B. Weiss.

>>85252493
where is this? because surely melly can't teleport to dragonstone

>>85252532
All I can imagine now is a horde of unsullied going sneaking throughout towns and keeps chopping mens cocks off during the middle of the night.

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>>85252486
Isabela Moner

>>85252584
Look at the throne.

>>85252559
Poor bitch is reduced to going door to door informing people they may be the prince that was promised.

>>85252329
If the show never addresses Davos' hatred of Tyrion for killing his son and just has them quip with each other because "muh good guys", I will have my revenge on D&D.

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>>85252599

>>85252577
he is tbf

>>85252502
Hate to break it to you but she's probably already a whore getting her chest shat on by some Arabian prince.

https://www.reddit.com/r/freefolk/comments/6nkzns/stormborn_episode_702_details_and_breakdowns/

>summerfags still denying the leaks

/got/ really has turned to shit

>>85252329
why the fuck does it sound like every single one of jon's words where pasted in from a diffrent conversation to form an entirely new one ?

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>>85252584

>>85252662
What fucking leaks?

>>85252605
She looks like an actual cartoon character

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>>85252579
>9

>>85252665
It didn't even sound like Jon to me.

>>85252665
He's not a very good actor

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>>85252662
>linking to reddit
Just how many normalfags are in /got/ threads anyway?

>>85252735
we own /got/ faggot

>>85252584
Melisandre has been teleporting since season 2

Remember when she found the BotWB in just 2 episodes?

>>85252735
I have a job and a girlfriend

>>85252756
And it shows

>>85252605
What an appropriate surname.

>>85252579
audible kek, this is new to me, but the one I was thinking of centred at the ToJ and Ned Stark said 'my sister is dead now, may the Father judge her justly' finishing with

>and who
>are you

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>>85252761
OUT

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>>85252579

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>>85252761
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE get out!

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Please give me your GoT reaction images

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>>85252579

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>>85252846

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>>85252785
True

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>>85252906

>>85252941
She's talking about my pecker there

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>>85252579
daily reminder to ask for the Stannis iron price, fire chariot, targ greentext Wall attack, some fucker has it saved on their hard drive somewhere.

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>>85252941

>>85252579
>Stannis limps badly wounded towards Winterfell alone as Brienne left him to save Sansa
>he does it so Shireens burning was not in vain and for her sake, go on and finish what he started
>the Bolton sounds the horn and send out their entire army with Ramsay in the lead to further humiliate him
>Stannis then prepares for his last stand knowing this is where the last of the Baratheons shall fall and contemplates about his life decisions and takes a deep breath as the hooves of the Bolton horses sound closer and closer
>then suddenly another horn can be heard in the distance
>2000 good men riding on flaming horses ride out of the forest to Stannis aid followed by the other half of his army and the sky turns dark red as fireballs rain down upon the Bolton army
>then slowly descending out of the red clouds a massive burning ship commanded by demons of R'hollor that fire volleys of burning cannonballs at the Boltons who are fleeing in terror
>screams of pain can be heard as Melisandre is tied to the ship as a figurehead ornament
>and on the bowsprit stands Ser Davos playing Fury of the Stag on a flaming guitar to boost the morale of the fighters below
>with a single tear in his eye Stannis thinks to himself "Davos you old sea rat" as his sword bursts in flames and he summons a flaming horse to lead the cavalry charge
>Davos then screams to the demons to throw more wildlings into the furnace to make the ship go faster as they are on a collision course with Winterfell
>Roose seeing all this from within the Castle of Winterfell thinks to himself "No, this can't be happening! I'm in charge of the North!"
>screen cuts black
> and who, are you

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>>85252699
Also true

>>85252794
Is it the one where everything is explained really obviously?

"I looked for you on the Trident, where King Robert Baratheon killed Rhaegar Targeryen," said Ned.

"We were not there. We were here, guarding the Tower of Joy" said Oswell Whent.

I remember the last line was "your sister"
Or something like that

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>>85252329
APOLOGIZE

>>85253003
No bad

>>85253074
yes exactly! the sister line was something like

'my sister Lyanna Stark' said Ned

>>85252941
noice

>>85252579
>R'hllor hungers!
Always.

>>85253003
>No, this can't be happening! I'm in charge of the North

kek

>>85253036
muh dick

>>85252628
>REEEEEEE, how dare you kill my son who was trying to kill you, sack your city and rape your women, he was a good boy, he prayed to R'hllor every sunday, he dindu nothing

Fucking Davosfags

>>85253172
Found it!

>"I looked for you in the riverlands, where Rhaegar Targaryen died," Ned said to them.
>"We were not there," Ser Gerold answered.
>"Woe to Robert Baratheon, the man who killed him, if we had been," said Ser Oswell.
>"When Tywin Lannister took King's Landing, his son Ser Jaime the Kingslayer slew Rhaegar's father, King Aerys Targaryen, with a golden sword and I wondered where you were."
>"We were somewhere else," Ser Gerold said, "or Aerys would yet sit the Iron Throne, and our false brother Jaime Lannister from the Kingsguard would burn in seven hells."
>"I came down on Storm's End to help out Stannis because he was under siege," Ned told them, "and Lord Tyrell who was in charge of the siege dipped his banners, and all his knights bent the knee to pledge us fealty. I was certain you would be among them. The knights."
>"Our knees do not bend so easily," said Ser Arthur Dayne.
>"Ser Willem Darry is fled to Dragonstone, with Khaleesi and her brother Viserys. I thought you might have sailed with him."
>"Ser Willem is a good man and true," said Ser Oswell. "But we're the Kingsguard and we don't flee."
>"Not then, not now, not ever," said Ser Arthur. He left his helm off so that we could see his face more clearly.
>"We swore a vow," explained old Ser Gerold.
>Ned's wraiths moved up beside him, with shadow swords in hand. They were seven against three.
>"I fight for the North," Ned said with sadness in his voice. "Who do you fight for?"
>Ser Arthur Dayne, the Sword of the Morning, unsheathed Dawn and held it with both hands. The blade was pale as milkglass, alive with light.
>"Your sister."

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Episode 10, Season 8: A Song of Ice and Fire
>Dany and Jon return to the ruins of King's Landing after finally defeating the Others, both still grieving the heroic sacrifices of Jaqen, Tormund and Davos in the final battle
>they are received by a multiracial, multigender group of Goldcloaks who bend the knee to them
>Tyrone comes in and says "it is not time to be sad. let's celebrate life"
>musicians walk in
>*upbeat version of the Rains of Castamere sung by Taylor Swift plays in the background*
>Dany smiles to Jon and both begin to dance
>in the distant clouds Jon sees the ghosts of the five kings all smiling to him in approval
>he returns their smile, then tenderly looks to Dany and kisses her
>not far away Sansa is dancing with Tyrion and Varys is dancing with Theon
>Arya still looks gloomy, but suddenly she turns backs and sees the Hound, she smiles and hugs him
>Ellaria looks all grumpy, and walks to the stage where the musicians are.
>everybody goes silent
>"you call this a celebration? Let's show them how it is done in Dorne!"
>The Sandsnakes walk in with musical instruments
>some kind of Caribbean music begins to play and fireworks begin to explode in the background
>Missandei and Grey Worm make out
>Yara and her men interrupt as if they had been planning to raid King’s Landing, but they listen to the music, throw their weapons and begin to dance as well
>LSH shows up on top of a building and makes some hanged Freys dance like puppets as a nod to book readers
>Drogon flies into the camera and blows fire
>screen fades to black
>the end
>...
>?
>written for television by D&D&D Hill

>>85253344
>>85253172
"I looked for you, at Barnes and Noble," I said to them.
"We were not there," TWOW answered.
"Woe to D&D if we had been," said The She-Wolves of Winterfell.
“When Sansa's Agency fell, Alex Graves slew your subverted tropes with a golden fanfic sword, and I wondered where you were.”
“Far away,” TWOW said, “or GRRM's Masterpiece would yet sit the New York Times Bestseller List, and Bad Poosey would burn in seven hells.”
“I came down on the Public Library to find a release date,” I told them, “and GOT through ADWD and the first three Tales of Dunk and Egg were on the shelf, and all their graphic novelizations were on display. I was certain you would be among them.”
“Our release dates do not bend so easily,” said ADOS.
“Brian Cogman is fled to Hollywood, with a screenplay for Robert's Rebellion. I >thought you might have been adapted by him.”
“Brian Cogman is a good man and true,” said The She-Wolves of Winterfell.
“But not of the Books,” TWOW pointed out. “The Books do not come out.”
“Then or now,” said ADOS. He donned his Nice Catch.
“We swore a vow,” explained TWOW.
The book wraiths moved up beside me, with Morally Gray Characterization in hand. >They were seven against three.
“And now it begins,” said ADOS, the Conclusion to the Greatest Book Series Ever. He unsheathed his Bittersweet Ending and held it with both hands. The blade was pale as milkglass, alive with subtle nuance.
“No,” I said with sadness in my voice. “Now it ends.”

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Val

>>85252941
moar

>>85253428
>directed by George Lucas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grX7-bTh8dc

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>>85252329
>Everyone is your enemy, everyone is your friend, every possible series of events is happening all at once

bravo d&d, so deep

>>85250628
Unironically kind of cute here.

>>85253722
>Your enemies will seek to be your friends, while your allies will conspire against you. You must assume nothing and plan for everything
Is that what they are trying to say if you strip away the pseudo intellectualism?

>>85253912
>Expect the unexpected.

Anyone have the "I'm sure to win thanks to me superior speed" image?

>>85253932
>Know things

>>85253912
just the second part
it'd be more like "trust no one!

>>85253966
>Do stuff

>>85253344
wonderful work anon

>>85253993
>think

>>85253446
a masterpiece

>>85253722
>Everyone is your enemy, everyone is your friend, every possible series of events is happening all at once
very clumsy sentence. does not flow at all.

>>85254031
>Choose life

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>>85253543
Very well

>>85254064
>dabid

>>85254060
>very clumsy sentence. does not flow at all.
Sad!

>>85252756
Who's we? Don't make me smack you again.

>>85253344

>"Ser Willem Darry is fled to Dragonstone, with Khaleesi and her brother Viserys."
>He left his helm off so that we could see his face more clearly.
>"Your sister."

Top fucking lel.

The only thing I'd modify is something like:

>Ser Arthur Dayne, the Sword of the Morning, unsheathed Dawn and dual-wielded them with both hands

>>85254097
We're gonna repeal and replace DnD folks let me tell you. They're low energy and they are a mess. We need to grab them by the bad pussy believe me ladies and gentlemen we're gonna make Game of Thrones great again!

>>85253344
>the man who killed him,
>and our false brother Jaime Lannister from the Kingsguard

this is written for brainlets
do you constantly need to be beaten over the head like this?

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>>85251309
imdb scores are more accurate desu

>>85254355
that's the point, retard

>>85252628
How can you blame someone whos defending himself?
It's Davos fault form letting His son partake

Also he has like 4 othet children so

The autism that naturally emanates from Stannisfags could power the entire world for eternity.

>>85254449
You clearly weren't here at the times of Marcus and the swedish autist

>>85250301
>oberyn vs mountain fags winning

disgusting

>>85254094
Yo.

>>85254367
how can season 6 have any score above 9 it was an absolute shitshow.

>>85254491
I don't even have epilepsy, but I felt a seizure coming up while watching that jump cuts filled """fight""".

>>85254312
>We're gonna repeal and replace DnD
If only.

>>85254525
Because IMDb was completely infiltrated by normies and Reddit after 2012 and only got worse each year.

Literally just check archive pages for top TV shows and you will see...

>>85254535
>Gregor holding his claymore with one hand, scratching his arse with the other
>Rushing Oberyn like a retard who never fought before
>Doesn't kill him when he's knocked down

retarded fight scene tbqh

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>the books are the books and the show is the show

>>85254355
I didn't write it, D&D did

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Defend this.

>>85254619
2015 Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Drama Series - Game of Thrones, Season 5 (co-executive producer)
2016 Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Drama Series - Game of Thrones, Season 6 (co-executive producer)

>>85254367
>>85254525
>>85254589
IMDB is a terrible resource for ratings though. Most popular things are between 8 and 10.

In this case the ratings only go from like 8.75 to 9.5. That's not really a dynamic range from which you can draw meaningful conclusions.

>>85254060
>very clumsy sentence. does not flow at all.
Except in the sense that it could be chopped up and used as a voiceover to your teaser.

So when does Euron die and get defeated? It's a real shame if he only lasts 7 episodes and doesn't get a chance to become the demonlord he is in the novels.

>>85254781
Season 8, he'll be the miniboss

>>85254619
der berks er der berks and der sher is der sher

>>85254719
then what's a good resource for ratings?

>>85254355

>do you constantly need to be beaten over the head like this?

Apparently you do.

>>85254619
>still being so assblasted over a relationship ending 30 years ago that you write your ex in as a character purely to have her thrown to her death

>>85254525
That last 2 episodes of season 6 were among the best in the series. Also most viewers agree season 4 was the best season, which is confirmed by the imdb scores.

>>85255276
Fuck right off

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>>85252053
Underrated

>>85255409
>underrated
LOL

>>85254619
a shame only one of those has an end in sight

>>85255356
alright ill fuck _(you)_ off after you acknowledge the fact that ze is right

>>85254589
No, IMDB was always full of garbage people and entry level shit, it had nothing to do with other garbage sites. The message boards were unbrowsable from day 1.

That entire two episode sequence with Arya genociding ALL of the Freys was some next-level Dabid shit. It was just so Dabid.
Every time I think the show can't get more D&D, they always surprise me with some more D&D. That's why I keep watching.

>>85255651
Are you ready to see her beat Brienne in a 1v1 in front of everyone?

>>85255276
kek

>>85255276
EP 10 was unironically good. D&D were smart, they put the only really good episode of the season last, right after MUH BIG BATLLE so that every normie would be like "woah this season kicked ass"

>>85255662
Surely you mean they team up to defeat Ser Gregor with the power of friendship.

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#1. Season 1
#2. Season 3
#3. Season 2
#4. Season 4


POWER GAP ----------------------------
99999. ShartSeasons 5-8

>>85255786
>he doesn't know about the friendly spar

oh boy.......

>>85255824
there's a big gap between season 3 and 4

REMINDER THAT SEASON 4 HAD SHIRTLESS RAMSAY

>>85255824
This is objectively correct ranking, well done

Show went to complete irredeemable shite after S4

>>85255744
Pretty similar to they're formula already. Episode 9s have the highest average ratings. The seasons are usually stacked towards the end. That's why Season 4 is my favorite though because it has so many good episodes throughout the season.

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>>85255824

>>85255824
I'd add Season 4 under the power gap. Brienne killing the Hound is unforgivable.

>>85255824
I've always hated the Lannister helms. They look more like squid than manes.

i dropped got like 2 seasons ago, is it worth picking back up? is that fat pod kid still around or is he kill?

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>>85255824
S4>S1>S3>S6>S2>>S5

>>85255909
>funny sidekick character to the STRONG, INDEPENDANT female knight
>dying

lol

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>>85255910
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIr-tULqK5I
>shartson 6 above 2

back to where you came from

>>85255824
>S1
>S2 = S3
>S4
>S5 = S6

>>85254921
Either your own brain so that you can make your own judgment about a show, or official viewership numbers if you want an objective measure I guess.

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>>85255895
>They look more like squid than manes
D&D have been foreshadowing the Lannister-Greyjoy alliance all this time. Those geniuses.

>>85255881
shit opinion. there's plenty of good stuff in s4.

>>85255881
He was wounded, though. Everyone always goes on about her pushing his shit in, but they set it up so he'd have a festering wound before the fight.

>>85256094
Kathryn Winnick would have been a good Val if the entire wall politics storyline wasn't cut outright.

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>>85256194
She would have been a good Cersei

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I miss Ros' tits, lads.

>>85256223
it's ok we have missandei's tits now

>>85256213
Awh she is so cute

>>85256223
Joffrey didn't.

>>85256164
It's not that she won the fight. It's the fight itself that annoys me. The fact that she teleported there just to stumble on them and fight, literally just to have a fight in their finale and show what a strong womyn Brienne is. They couldn't bother filming a scene where Sandor gets piss-drunk and gets wounded in a fight cause of how besotted he is, and show him "die" in an undignified manner that befits his undignified behaviour until then.

>>85256298
>Teleports behind the Hound
>Teleports behind Stannis

kek

>>85256347
Brienne confirmed for Jason Vorhees.

>>85256347
Teleported behind Sansa, too

>>85252534
eh the pregnancy has made her look kinda old

>>85256298
I quite enjoyed the fight for just how brutal it was. None of the other fights have really been like that.

New
>>85256421
>>85256421

>>85256213
cersei is supposed to be attractive though

>>85252329
why does Littlefinger sound like he's one of those chainsmokers that has to talk with a mechanical device

>>85250200
>monford velaryon
Who

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>>85250422
A great insulting way to ruin the White Walkers (The Others)