> Will you look at the size of this? It’s gotta be half a mile high, at least. It must have taken hundred — no, thousands of years to carve this thing.
> Boom
> Hey, look, I made a bridge. It only took me, like, what? Ten seconds? Eleven, tops.
Why was this movie so goddamn good, but whenever I mention it to someone, they have no idea what I'm talking about?
I thought you were talking about Stargate until the bridge bit. Could've at least used a relevant image too.
>>85248097
if it came out in 2k17 it would be a huge hit
>diverse characters
>literally hottest disney princess
>cool mythology
>full of good jokes and memery
part 2 is shit though.
>>85248308
>main villain is an old white male
That's a good point, though in this timeline they would still find things to complain about
>>85248308
This
Doc is native american : POC check
Mechanic is female : Empowered female check
Female lead is stronger than male lead : See above
While also...
Italian dude obsessed with explosives: Awesome explosions check
Mercenaries : Badass bad guys check
Volcano : Lava check
While also...
Every character that had a personality each contributed to the groups success : Teamwork check
Awesome scenery check
Leonard Nimoy, MJ Fox : Awesome actors
ANd fuck you, part 2 was decent enough
>>85248308
>part 2 is shit
Because "part 2" is actually a couple of episodes of the television series that never aired due to the movie being a flop