The Fifth Element

>>85244180
>Just saw it for the first time
are you even old enough to post here?

MOOLTI PASS

>>85244180
Because it was cool as fuck when it came out

You are right, it should be elevated to Kino

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>>85244180

1000 years in the future there are pay phones in the airport. Still damn fine movie.

>supagreen

>>85244904
I saw this the day it came out because the trailer looked great, and didn't give the entire plot away. Because it doesn't have a fucking plot. Never watched it again. Fuck this movie. But fuck Valerian even more.

A E S T H E T I C

i fucking hate this movie. obnoxious from start to finish

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>>85245071
and white humans working the drivethru

>>85245321

Yeah I don't think food will be a thing you need to travel for in the future, or if you wanted it fast, you could have instant food.

The whole concept of hunger while on the job, seems like it would be solved in 1000 years.

[gushes internally]

One of my favorite things about this movie is that Gary Oldman is portrayed as this super menacing villain but Bruce Willis' character basically is not even aware he exists. And also he almost chokes and dies on a cherry.

I feel like it was meant to make fun of stereotypical movie villains.

It's a fun flick, but I fucking hate the part with the Opera singer.

This movie sucks so much fucking ass.

its a good movie imo

>>85244918

I know

>>85244180

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nah_3vO0uhM

I DONT NEED IT

>>85245490
>he thinks the 5th element is speculative fiction

>>85245164
>it doesn't have a plot
you did not watch the movie

>>85245321
White purple are the servants of the future.

https://www.google.se/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=%23&ved=0ahUKEwjNi5CtnZrVAhUFQJoKHWHZCTQQwqsBCB4wAA&usg=AFQjCNF1sHlk2z9QIx28jtvfnGP_UlkifA

>>85246942
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tt1W0F0yObg

Here's something to speculate about.

>>85244180

Do you hate fun?

>>85244180
>>85245164
>>85245223
>>85246609
t. Meat popsicle

>>85244180
It's pure garbage, Luc Besson is a huge hack and most of his movies are plagiarized, but in a bad way. He's the french version of JJ Abrams. Makes shlock, gets praised by critics for some reason

>>85247025
Android fucked up my link

https://youtu.be/Xl0b2LGf9jM

I fapped to those stewardesses in blue when I was a kid.

>>85247078
I absolutely hate the guy and had no clue as to who he was or his involvement with the film until roughly 3 years back. I simply loved it because I enjoyed it for what it was. ow that I know the real story behind it, it doesn't diminish my opinion on the film but I agree with most peoples assessments that it sucked.

>>85247222
What "real story" behind it?

>>85247232
Nothing, just meant that now that I know who he is etc. Personally think he's a pretentious prick but that's just me.

Why do youngfags hate this movie so much?

>>85247078
Leon wasn't that bad besides the ending and the pedo connotations.

>>85247277
Not enough "MARTHA!"

>>85247078
>Besson
>praised by the critics

'no'

Besson is more like the french Michael Bay, that director pseuds have to hate like it was a proof of their superior taste in films

>>85247078
>gets praised by critics
not really

>>85247277
Youngfags hate Besson in general because their tastes are pleb.

Patricians realize that Besson is one of the greatest filmmakers out there.

>>85247252
>pretentious
Want me to link the Lucy interview where he calls himself an idiot?

>>85247277
Reddit hates any movie that shows white people in the future.

>>85247322
Léon is a good movie, as well as Nikita. The Big Blue does nothing to me but I don't think it's a bad movie. Subway aged but is still interesting and Le Dernier Combat is pretty good for a first film.

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>>85247277

>>85247392
No thanks, I'm fine with my ignorant arrogance. I hate french and all french are pretentious to me.

>>85247546
Go back

>>85247392
Lucy was the shittiest film I've seen in the last few years, and I still regret sitting it out in its entirety. I had forgotten about it. I do not relish being reminded of throwing away part of my life to sit through that fever dream.

>>85245164

Never change /tv/. Too hip to be hipster, always and forever.

>>85247641
What?