The memes are weak.

>>85240738

Memes are weak? Fuckin' memes are weak? You're weak. I've been baneposting for five years.

>>85240738

I can go out there tonight with the memes you have and earn myself 10,000 rare pepes. Can you?

>>85240768
>What's your name?

FOR YOU. That's my name. You know why, mister? You use an iPhone 5 to post here. I use an eighty-thousand dollar shitposting rig. THAT'S my name.
And your name is you're wanting. You can't play in the oldfag's game, you can't outmeme them - go upstairs and tell your mom your troubles. Because only one thing counts in this life: Get them to quote on the post which is yours.

You hear me, you fucking foot fags? A-B-M. A-Always, B-Be, M-Memeing. Always be memeing. ALWAYS BE MEMEING.

A-I-D-A. Attention, Interest, Digits, Action. Attention - Do I have your attention? Interest - Are you interested? I know you are, 'cause it's fuck or walk. You close or you hit the bricks. Digits - Have you made your dubs for Kek? And Action. A-I-D-A.

Get out there - you got the kym pages coming in. You think they came in to get posted on reddit? A meme doesn't get reposted lest it wants to be posted. They're sitting out there waiting to give you their (you)s. Are you gonna post it? Are you man enough to post it?

We truly are Grumpy Old Men

>>85240852

here;s a (you)

richie roma & the machine = 4chan
alan arkin & ed harris = reddit
alec baldwin = moot
kevin spacey = hiro

>>85240852
There's a lot of kek in here.

Big guy? I don't give a shit. Cuckposter? FUCK YOU, go home and play with your wife's kids.

>>85240852
You know what it takes to shitpost? It takes brass balls.