Based Max Landis and /ourgirl/ waifu Lucy Fry are bringing u

>>85240591
given landis's proclivity for faggotry and the fact it's on jewflix, it sounds like the kind of thing a well adjusted heterosexual man be better off avoiding

I like David Ayer and I've always liked "lol what if fantasy shit was real" so this seems up my alley.

>>85240591
dude my dad is a child murderer lmao

>>85240591

It's basically the shadowrun games which could have worked in a serious tone but they made it some stupid buddy orc cop comedy with shitty nigger music.

A flop.

>>85241924
>>>/v/
>>>/vg/
>>>/vr/
>>>/vp/

Take your videogame shit and get the FUCK off my board.

>>85241956

What are you mad about sweetie, there's plenty of videogame movies.

>>85240591
Landis was ran off the movie by Based Ayer, just for that i'm giving this a chance.

>no Dunmer women

I'm on the fence right now.

>>85240591
Looks like absolute dogshit

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>>85240591
>from the director of suicide squad

>>85241684
Is David Ayer in this?
dropped

>>85240591
>Ayer
you never know with this fucker
this will either be good or unredeemable trash

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Where the dark elves at?

>>85240591
I will watch this because it's an original movie and seems well done. Also hopefully will smith is back to doing big budget sci fi.

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>>85240591
>based max landis

>>85241956
Technically Shadowrun is a tabletop game as well as a video game, but was still a tabletop first.

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>>85241126
The fact that you're so insecure as to refer to yourself as a " well adjusted heterosexual " only makes you look like a huge faggot

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>No movie about an elf mating village

>>85242761
this one was shit desu

>>85240591
>Netflix
So a budget of a total $4?
lmao

>>85241956
at least throw /tg/ in there you absolute pleb

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>>85243007

What about the naughty oni goddess

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>>85240591

>That comments section

The memes were true, its just full of literal Marvel Pajeets

>>85240591

Wow they managed to make an utterly retarded premise look watchable.

so when is this shit in rarbg?

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>Netflix
Okay maybe it's not so bad

>From the director of Suicide Squad
I think I might have to drop this

>Dat music starts to play
Dropped through the floor.

>>85243547
>>85244044
Suicide Squad is not good. Its director, however, is a very good director. I'm not sure why they named Suicide Squad instead of one of his actual good movies, maybe because Suicide Squad won an Oscar? I dunno.

>>85240591
Seems alright. Could use less of the 'mute, deadly damsel in distress who is basically an assassin' cliche character
.

>>85240591

Max Landis has already disowned this and tipped it for a Razzie
Apparently its nothing like his original script so could actually be good

>>85244140
>Landis gets so butthurt he nominates a film he worked on for a Razzie
Damn, definitely gonna watch this now. Fuck Landis.

>>85242811
>>>/tg/

>>85244140

Why does Landis always make a big deal when his script gets changed?

This happens to every writer, majority of script writers don't even have control in the first place.

You get paid to shit out some story that can be changed on the fly. Expect nothing more.

>>85244450
Because he's a raging faggot. That's pretty much it.

I'm gonna see this for Noomi Rapace but that's the only reason.

>>85240591
why are they treating orcs like black people?

>>85244684

They are black people, orcs always get enslaved by elves or demons and never progress technologically

It looks like they took Shadowrun and modern cop dramas and smashed them together. It's not going to be mindblowing, but this looks like it could be fun.

Some of you guys are such miserable people. Not everything can be high art like your Nolan kinos.

Max "Children Chopper" Landis
Max "Free chopper rides" Landis
Max "Helicopter Haircut" Landis
Max "my dad is a helicopter parent" Landis.
Max "kill the gook with a CH-47 Chinook" Landis
Max "get to the choppa" Landis.
Max ''slaughter them all'' Landis
Max "Heads will Roll" Landis
Max "Dad wanted me to get a head" Landis
Max "Nebrotism" Landis
Max "Fly Lower" Landis
Max "Get to the Choppa" Landis
JOHN 'CHOP THE TOP AND WATCH EM DROP' LANDIS
John "when the chopper goes wild, we kill another child" Landis.
Max "when the chopper goes wild, we kill another child" Landis.
Max "kid clipper Jr." Landis
Max "son of the flying guillotine" Landis
Max "fly low, sweet chariot. daddy's gonna cut off your head" Landis.
John "full body bris" Landis
Max "Slicer and Dicer, with a side of rice-er" Landis
Max "uptomyknees in the blood of two kids and a guy" Landis
Max "If there's an epicanthic fold, put them in the ground cold" Landis
Max "China Syndrome" Landis
Max "Stunt double? Just hire twins" Landis
Max "How do I get this helicopter to" Landis
Max "I can't" Landis
Max "Spin around, and Cut them Down" Landis
max "my dad killed people" landis
Max 'pop their top like ol pop' Landis
Max "I suck dick while my dad kills for kicks" Landis
Max "Kids aren't bad helipads" Landis
Max "My dad directed Blues Brothers and loves crying Vietnamese mothers" Landis
Max "how do I" Landis
Max "Twilight Zone is covered with children's bones" Landis
Max "They broke my fall, but it killed them all" Landis
Max "i feel glad when i kill jennifer jason leigh's dad" Landis
Max "kid killing yid" Landis.
Max "Yellow peril" Landis
Max "gleefully spins propeller penis to Landis hate" Landis
Max "Death from above" Landis
Max "Asian Abrasion" Landis
Max "daddy thinks it's alright as long as the chinks die at night" Landis

>>85241924
I thought shadowrun was cyberpunk
The technology seems kinda low.

>>85245340
Shadowrun is cyberpunk, but if you remove all of the high tech stuff, this "Bright" movie looks very inspired by Shadowrun.

I've been waiting for a Shadowrun movie for years

How long until BattleTech?

>>85244811
fuck elrond! fuck elf people!

>>85245484
wat

Looks neat.

Why does everyone have to be so annoying in here? It's like walking on a room full of fat teenage girls fighting over a highschool crush.

>>85240591

>Max Landis

No thanks

>>85244140

>Max Landis has already disowned this

Might see this then

>>85241924

Aside from a bit of banter, which is present in any cop film it doesn't seem that comedy centric. And honestly my only reservations are it being too serious trying to tackle 'muh racisms' in the police.

>>85240591
Movie looks like a ripoff of Alien Nation. Pass.

>>85240591
>more SJW garbage propaganda
when will netshit die

Alien Nation w/ Hellboy elves/fairies. Cultural Marxist script written in aborted fetus blood.

>>85242731
sauce

>>85245805
Toss in some End of Watch as well.

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>>85245805
>Cultural Marxist script written in aborted fetus blood.
I'm really hoping they keep the "AYO WE ALL JUS TRYIN TO LIVE TOGETHA" shit to a minimum, but the trailer makes it look like the WHITE elves are th villains.

YOU'RE A FUCKIN ELVEN MALE!

>>85240591

>buddycop movie with orcs and elves and shit
>orc behaves like a white guy
>black man is... sassy black man

You have an original concept and ruin it

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>Noomi is a getting BLACKED
it was a nice run lads.

>>85240591

not gonna lie looks fun

>>85245967

>Max Landis
>Will Smith
David Ayer

Why are you surprised?

>>85245950
>>85245805
im gonna piss on ur face ;)

>>85240591
It's going to suck. I was shut out as soon as Netflix bought the script. This trailer is as close as it gets to what I wrote.

Shadowrun is fucking awesome.

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>>85241956

>Will Smith as a cop
will watch

>>85247670

>this is someone's criteria for must watch

You gonna watch Bad Boys 3 despite Bay not directing too?

Alien Nation for NuMales and cucks

>>85247714
ayo hol up. finna ta redo fresh prinz of belair and call it blackish. makin' it rain cuz

>>85245882

i bet you feel really dumb right now anon

>>85247559
nice try faggot

>>85240591
> Lucy Fry
Literally who

>based
>/ourgirl/ waifu
Is there a more reddit way to speak?

>>85240591

>thought Will Smith's buddy was some sort of vampire
>it's actually an orc

Is this the closest we will ever get to a Shadowrun movie?

>>85248815

>not thinking Will was an orc

>>85248844
I guess so, yes.

Well it looks like Will Smith is getting to be the usual on screen Will Smith, which is a positive thing. I just don't know what the fuck he's doing in a Netflix movie. His star hasn't fallen all that much.

>>85248857
Will Smith is barely even black

>>85248507
nah I'm just too lazy to search it and want the sadpanda link

>>85248877
>Well it looks like Will Smith is getting to be the usual on screen Will Smith, which is a positive thing

Are you his publicist? Because if you are stop telling him that, he hasn't been good or been in a good movie for years.

>>85248902

It's a step up from his performance in Suicide Squad.

>>85248924

Besides having hair on his head, it really isn't. But look what he has to deal with David "wigger" Ayer again and Max rainbow brite Landis, so it's not totally his fault but he shouldn't be considered blameless either.

>>85240591
Very obviously inspired by shadowrun, looks like it has the potential to be good. However having progressive propaganda shoved down our throats a couple of seconds into the trailer is a major turn-off.

>>85244099
>Suicide Squad is not good.

Fuck off with this meme already.

>>85244140

You literally just made this up.

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>>85241126
>Well adjusted heterosexual
Your probably gay on the inside and are in denial

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>>85240591
ok let me see
>niggers are nigger
>orcs are... nigger
>elves are literally mafia Slav
what did they mean by this???

>Are of the races are different. Just because they're different doesn't mean anybody is better or worse than anybody

It's got cuck leftist max faggy landis written all over it.

Is this related to shadowrun

>>85241126
An image of you screaming in the mirror every morning: "I'm not gay, dad!" This is reality for you.

>>85240591
This looks like generic cop movie and they're not even utilizing the Shadowrun-like setting in any way.
What a letdown

>>85245699

That's it's big issue. Wasted opportunity.

>>85240591
David Ayer

Will Smith

Max Landis

Mediogre, unoriginal shit. Shadowrun without the worldbuilding scope.

>it's like a nuclear weapon that grants wishes!
it looks well shot and like it might be a fun romp, but this line killed it for me. this is a really poor mcguffin.

>>85251305
>Mediorge

ebin

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>>85245950
>WHITE
This is white in 2017?

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>From the director of an Academy Award Winning film
wtf why did they put that in the trailer my reddit bros??? Ayer should neck himself after failing to emulate the brilliance that was Civil War.

>>85249486
You have to be a literal moron to think it's anything but trash.

Alein Nation and Hellboy hybrid.

>>85240591
The music is the cringiest shit ever. It's like a music video aimed at teenage girls. Why does he keep getting away with it?

>>85241126
Your so far in the closet I think you might find Narnia if you turn around.

>>85240591
WHY
NIGGER
MUSIC
EVERYWHERE

WHY????

>>85242708

What has he done that wasn't total fucking garbage?

I too, have heard of Arcanum and Shadowrun, cuck landis

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>>85245020
>Nolan kinos.

>>85244811

Actually the original orcs, the ones from Tolkien, where addicted to technology and were the most technologically advanced of all the races.

>>85253386
Because it's a movie heavily centered around modern gangsters breaking the law. Did you not notice the niggers and spics? This is Ayer's signature style. Love it or hate it.

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>>85240591
>the orc cop talking about fucking Will Smith's mouth
Was it improvised by the actor?

>>85240591
Would watch for Will Smith's cop partner

This looks like complete fucking garbage.

>>85254183
What else did you expect from Max Landis?

>>85250473
>no one is better
>despite these elves clearly have biological advantages over humans that put them higher on the food chain

Who's Max Landis? I thought this was another Ayer movie? Only reason I've heard of Landis is because you've been spamming him ever since he was on your friend simulator. hahahaha what a career.

>>85249486
You cannot be serious

>>85240591
>Based Max Landis

said no one. ever.

>>85252328
Seeing this shot always frustrates me. Like it would have been so fucking easy to make it look a thousand times better. Even if they wanted to keep the setting as an abandoned airfield (which is boring as fuck) just change the environment slightly. Have them fighting either at daybreak or sunset so the sky has some beautiful color to it. Who the fuck thought "you know what makes a shot look great? fucking overcast"
Also, show more of the environment just beyond the airfield itself. Show some grassy fields nearby. Idk. This shit isn't that difficult, just small simple things. But no, we get a shot that is literally about 99% various shades of grey.

>>85254959
no one was ever in the light because no one in that scene was purely in the right

But I guess only snyder gets people cumming over basic symbolism and only when that symbolism is completely at odds with the rest of the movie.

>>85255144
>HURR muh symbolism!

It's a flick for infants based on a fucking comic book.

>>85255377
Not to mention it looks like dogshit. Why did the director ever get hired by Kevin Feige?

>>85240591
fuck off Max.

>>85244684
Everything has to be a very thing metaphor for race, didn't you get the memo

It's Shadowrun.

*hacker voice* I'm in.

>>85255144
>no one was ever in the light because no one in that scene was purely in the right
Are you actually fucking kidding me? You unironically are claiming that having a cloudy sky was intended as a metaphor for nobody in the fight being in the right?
Please excuse yourself from the internet forever.

>>85241924
>>85242811
>>85245020
>>85245427
>>85245460
>>85247559
>>85248844
>>85249036
>>85250505
>>85250615
>>85251305
>>85253413
>>85255696
>I saw somebody comment on how similar the movie looks to a video game so now I'm going around making that same observation in every place I can so that people think I'm original and see how much of a fucking nerd I am because nerds are so fucking cool people will definitely respect me if I have super fucking nerd knowledge

People like you are ruining the internet.

>>85240591
This looks like Shadowrun if it had no budget and was set in contemporary LA.

Pass Thru Best of the Worst when.

Am I the only one who thinks this looks like Shadowrun?

>>85240591
HOLY FUCKING SHIT WILL SMITH'S CAREER NEEDS TO DIE ALREADY.

>straight to Netflix

It'd be over right fucking now if Disney didn't hire him for their shitty Aladdin bomb

>>85256429
>>85256375
Okay seriously, is this a fucking meme now or are you all actually autistic?

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>>85256464
>straight to Netflix
Why is that a bad thing?

>>85242867
>>85250172
>>85250521
>>85253299
i hope you faggots are kidding. is it really impossible for a regular man to admit that he's not interested in gay stuff?

>>85256581
>is it really impossible for a regular man to admit that he's not interested in gay stuff?
Nobody asked you. Nobody was even discussing sexuality at all.
When you feel the need to make it explicit that you are heterosexual when the topic at hand has literally nothing to do with sexuality whatsoever, it shows extreme insecurity in your own sexuality.

>>85254114

IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES HYAH

>>85256527
Because Beasts of no Nation would have been better in the fucking theater.

>>85256484
Are you? You really seem to be getting upset about this anon, and I can't exactly figure out why.

>>85256484
I saw the amount of autists both here and on reddit make the observation thinking they were adding to the conversation, so I decided to join in. Never even heard of Shadowrun until this trailer dropped, after which it appears Shadowrun is actually Star Wars-tier popular.

>>85256146
>video game

You are retarded.

>>85256854

TV and cinema are dying. Internet is the future.

>>85256854
The reason why it became a Netflix movie is because nobody else wanted to fund it, they saved the whole thing I think it's good

>>85256950
Thank God. Imagine if directors didn't have to ever worry about theater showing time slots and the MPAA. Only Jews and people too poor for a decent home theater set up are shilling against Netflix. TV isn't really dying though, just shit that relies on ad revenue.

>>85245159
what did he mean by this

>>85257034
>just shit that relies on ad revenue

And that makes more and more people get tired of it. In internet you install addblock and you are free. TV forces retarded adds made for apes down your throat every 15 minutes.

>>85241924
>shadowrun
>could have worked in a serious tone
Oh, fuck right off with that, c'mon man.

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>>85240591
The orc looks a lot better than the leaked photos. And he seems to have a lot of scenes. Could this win Greg Nicotero's team another Oscar?

>HEY GUYS AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS THIS LOOKS LIKE SHADOWRUN?!?!?!

>DOES ANYBODY ELSE THINK THIS LOOKS JUST LIKE SHADOWRUN?!?!?!

>SO THEYRE FINALLY MAKING A MOVIE BASED ON SHADOWRUN!?

>SHADOWRUNSHADOWRUNSHADOWRUN

>AM I COOL YET GUYS?

wew lads

>>85258208
You can bet that most of them haven't played any of the games. That's why that one vidya companing has to Kickstart every sequel instead of just making them without begging for gibmedats.

Don't even know what shadowrun is Max but you flipping out about how you're getting called out for ripping off shadowrun just guaranteed that

I

WILL

NEVER

WATCH

LOL

And I like the director and premise and everything else too.

>>85258300
>You can bet that most of them haven't played any of the games
Bingo.
Whenever something like this happens, it begins with one or two people or articles saying something, and then all of these "poser nerds" go around repeating it because they want everybody to think they're cool, "hardcore" nerds, who are into all the popular hipster nerd shit. Nerds are honestly the new hipsters. The more obscure something is, the cooler you are for referencing it.

>>85240591
>DeviantArtfags vs. Tumblerinas: The Movie

holy shit, the did it

>>85241924
>he thinks there is such a thing as an original idea

lmao fucking hilarious.

lmao Max Landis and David Ayer team up to do a Shadowrun movie, what could go wron-

Why is every other post namedropping Max Landis? Is it some inside joke that non-RLM fans won't get? Because I can't stand their videos.

>>85258709
He was known about before he was on RLM.

what is landis, and how do you max it?

>>85258805
By writing an adaptation of Shadowrun

>>85256756
Max Landis is a huge faggot and you sound like an even bigger faggot

>Lucy Fry
>5'9"

Manlets need not apply.

>>85240591
why is the lighting so fucking dark? I can barely see their faces in some shots.

>>85245971
>Implying Will Smith isn't the whitest black guy around

>>85256756
max landis is a faggot though, and his shit reeks of it. i wasn't the guy who first brought it up, but it seemed like an appropriate response to the OP

>something on netflix for nerds that isn't capeshit

What are you guys complaining about?

>>85263239
> What are you guys complaining about?
Niggers.