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Why was Dunkirk so bad?
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>>85240241
too many white males desu
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>>85240241
6/10 too much water
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No Heath
No Michael Caine
No Zack
No spoiled superstar suicide or O.D.
No nudity
No catsuit
No badass Batmobile
No menacing klown army
No Arkham
No SJW menace to galvanize White Warriors
NAZIS ARE THE BAD GUYS????
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Very simple. You know how the label 'Reddit' is thrown around here pretty casually? Never has the hat fit as snugly as it does on Christopher Nolan's bloated head. The man is a living, breathing representation of everything wrong with the film* industry.
Everything the man touches seems intent on making stupid people feel smart. Every shot, cut and line of dialogue feels like a not-so-subtle nudge to make the intellectually stunted feel like they're in on some intricate evolution in the art of plot.
The sad truth is that Nolan is indeed a genius. Not a filmmaking genius, but a genius at pulling the wool over the eyes of the stupid, ignorant and uncultured swine that currently shovel money into the pigsties of Hollywood.
Christ have mercy on cinema's legacy if this man is to be inducted within its great halls.
*I shudder to use the word 'film' in the same paragraph as the name 'Nolan' but it is unavoidable in this case.
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Too much hamfisted melodrama. It insists upon itself.
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>>85240623
Michael caine was actually in it
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