Was this the beginning of quipshit?

>>85238949
>not quipping at cripples

>>85238949
No
It fit the situation and character

Spiderman

>>85238949
Uh huh

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>>85238949
remember this gem.

>>85239743
chicks dig the car

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What do they call you?
Goggles?

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What do they call you, Big Guy?

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>>85242482

>>85238949
Holy fuck, it really was a different time

>>85238949
>blatant Abelism

Jesus Raimi

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what do they call you, new one?

>>85239261
>Jew kike

That's like calling someone at fat American

>>85242778
>Abelism
Fuck Cain.

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"Y'all named your daughter after fuckin' Titanic? What's his fuckin' name? Shrek?"

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what do they call you, JUSTin?

>>85238949
No seriously, how the FUCK do you insult movement-challenged citizens in a mainstream hollywood blockbuster?

That's absolutely disgusting. So glad I never watched these 'movies' as a girl.

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>>85242991

>>85242482
4U

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>>85242991
here's your (You).

>put all the characters in black leather
>they can't even climb over a small barrier
>quip about costumes from the comics looking stupid

Singer is a hack and a pedo.

>>85243133
Based Vaughn brought back the yellow uniforms though

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>>85242482
his name's c.i.a., he's got muh back.

>>85239743
I was actually pleasantly surprised by this movie last week. Interesting visual style and a damn good score.

Thought they may have gone a bit too far though.

>Go choke on acid fumes you money grubbing kike!
>Banker dies gruesomely in boiling acid while batman triumphantly flies out of the safe, displaying a swastika on his enormous flag-like cape
>Two face reminds Gotham of the 6 million.

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>>85243396
Shit forgot pic.

spider man was the first. hes the most popular superhero there is, and its his style to quip

unfortunately every superhero movie copied that to try and reach spiderman popularity. and they succeeded with iron man.. and everything marvel that followed..

wolverine was always a smarmy dickhead
See: Canadians

>>85238949
Still the best quip out of a superhero movie. Had a good kek with the old man seeing it in the cinema

>>85244013
X-Men was before Spider-Man dumbass

>>85244013
>
>>85239743

>>85244081
Blade was the first modern successful Cape movie, they all tried to copy Snipe's brilliant humor.

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill

>>85243230
I wouldn't recommend you to not be in his flight plane

>>85243208
This. And actually flexible and practical ones.

>>85242991
It was a different time

>>85242897
>the first part of the bible shows a guy named "Abel" get defeated by a guy named after a handicap aid
Empowering desu

>>85238949
how the fuck did professor x get in and out of the school? there were 0 ramps in that fucker

>>85246732
Couldn't he make himself float?

>>85246732
Maybe he used his psychic powers to move his legs

>>85246732
Colossus carries him around.

>>85243208

That was actually Singer's idea

>>85242887
Fuck you, Eurocuck Muslim faggot

>>85243396
kek
you just made me have to watch that shite movie again

>>85246732
The wheelchair was also a mutant whose only power was to turn into a wheelchair.

>>85249339
You know what else was Singer's idea?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxLrH5ydSMM

>>85239054
Keep telling yourself that.

>>85250529
...Alright? I will? Not sure what the point of this post was.

>>85250529

lmao you got owned >>85250743
, queer

>>85239780
>chicks dig the car
How to undo everything that Batman '89 and Returns did for Batman in one line.

There's some genius in there for sure, it was just in service of some McDonald's tie-ins.

>>85238949
better than Logan

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>>85239743
and people on /tv/ unironically think Batman Forever is a good Batman movie
the 60s show at least had consistent tones and themes

>>85238949
>tfw I had a friend who would start humming the xmen theme every time we pass a guy in a wheelchair

I miss school

>>85246732
There were lifts all around the school... you literally see this