what happened the last time you went to the cinema alone?

I walked out within a hour. Spider-Man sucked.

I watched a movie, then I left.

I got kicked out for masturbating.
I'm never watching another Disney film again

>>85237371
I saw Amazing Spider-Man 2 in theater by myself in am empty theater and enjoyed it.
I think I'm the only one.

>>85237437
same

it's almost like it's not hard to be a functioning human

I've never gone alone because I'm not a sperg.

>>85237288
Crablegs, falcons and theatre anvils

It was a crazy night

>>85237455
0 points.

I wasn't allowed in, something about a "no singles" policy.

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>>85237288
I saw Heartbreakers and went home and jacked off. That was ages ago. I haven't been to a movie alone since.

I went to see Ex Machina just a couple of nights before it left the theater. I was the only person in there. While I watched it, I got moderately drunk.

Then I went home and got really drunk.

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>>85237288
Watched alien Covenant
Went home
Jerked off with the fantasy of Amy Seimetz and Katherine Waterston fucking me at the same time.
took a shower
went to church thing on wends.

>>85237288
I saw wonder woman and fell asleep for like half the movie

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>>85237288
It made me feel bad. Seeing other guys with girls while I was there by myself really got to me. So I'm trying to fix the problems I have.

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>>85237770
We're all gonna make it anon

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>>85237288
there were two other guys there who also came alone. apparently I'm not the only one who does the 'watch a movie close to its final viewing on a weekday' schtick

took the best seat in the house (mid and center), kicked my legs up and enjoyed snacks out of my backpack.

>>85237288
they sent me into the singles theater and i almost died to a cumcrab

>>85237288
Never happened

>>85238072

My theater put me in the singles crate and we were slathered in hot butter to protect ourselves once the cumcrabs we're released. The butter makes their pincers glance off your skin.

>>85237288
I watched a movie, ate a little candy and drank a bottle of water I snuck in in my pants. Then left. It was fun.

>>85237819
that was a glorious night

>>85237288
Godzilla 2014

>>85237533
This

>>85237288
The girl at the concession ended up flirting with me. Also i really enjoyed Wonder Woman

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Feeling empty lile always. Theatre was empty. Suicide Squad

>>85237288
Baby Driver.

Nothing notable happened. A fat couple came in and sat right beside me and I moved a seat over.

>>85237288
To watch The Force Awakens

Sneaked into 2 other showings after. Wouldn't be able to get your money's worth if you had friends dragging you down.

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>>85237819
I'm so glad we and Reddit led him to victory.

>>85237288
Saw "Prometheus", it sucked hard.

Went and saw the Hateful Eight road show alone because it was a bit of a drive and nobody else I knew cared enough to. Looking back I should have used the opportunity of being alone to take a whole set of the programs without feeling judged.

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The only time I've ever been to the movies alone was when something fell through for me and I had to write a review about a film I had zero interest in. I figured it was going to be so boring that I didn't even bother subjecting my girl to it like I always did. To this day, it's the only film I ever reviewed that I don't remember all that well. I don't even know the name of it. All I recall is that it had Jason Bateman being Jason Bateman and something about fake tits in it.

My ticket turned out to be the only one they sold for it all day, so I brought in my laptop so I could look at porn in case it turned out to be that unbearable. It was. I sat in there alone, bookmarked some stuff for later, then went home and cranked one out to some doujins, followed by a quick review. I'd already forgotten most of it by that point, but what I remembered was shit, so I wrote about that.

I snuck in a full large McDonalds black coffee in my pocket to a 10AM showing. I had to move real slow, so I faked a bum leg. I still spilled a little bit of piping hot 200+ coffee on my leg.