Jerry Seinfeld

it's called charisma you idiot

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>>85235310
Jerry made hundreds of millions being an "unfunny comedian"

>>85235310
>towards wealthy audience

Middle class
Believe it or not, the middle class actually existed in the 90s

The episode where he had a pissy diaper and couldn't find his money was kino. The scene where he's smoking a cigar in a diaper should've won an Emmy.

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>>85235310
The show did go down hill after Larry stopped writing in the later seasons

>>85235310
>ywn date a big tittied 17 year old when you're 39

>>85235425
The episodes became more outlandish but I wouldnt say downhill, they just werent at the same peak level as prior season. To be fair, seasons 1-3 werent that great either, they had good episodes yeah but S4 was where the show really took off.

>>85235425
objectively false

a bunch of classic episodes are post larry

>>85235310
what's the deal with bananas? Am i right?

>>85235310
I never liked this guy. It's just Jewish mind control at its most influential

Anyone else think Jerry is kinda scary now that he is practically bald? Even if he was always a bit cynical, he looked way goofier with hair. Now he just looks like a fucking grouch all the time

>>85235310
Did you just diss Bee Movie? go fuck yourself unironically.

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>>85235461

He's actually very funny. The reason most people think he's not funny is because his influence is so widespread that everyone does his type of humor now.

People like to make jokes about the whole
>what's the deal with airline food?
style of jokes that he tells, but he was one of the first major everyday observational comedians out there. That's why his jokes work: you immediately understand what he's talking about, but at the same time you never realized it was funny before.

Of course, once everyone starts doing this it's hard to remember why it was so good to begin with.

>>85235310
>date a 17 year old high school student while age 39
based unfunny jew.

>>85235608
What kind of connection can you have with a 17 year old outside a sexual one?

He's a 40 yr old Jew and while she's still a fucking high school student.

>>85235685
It's called being rich.

>>85235685
What makes you think he wants a connection? Way to miss the point of his character in Seinfeld, he kept dating women way out of his league and he sabotaged every single one of those relationships, why? Because he doesnt want a "waifu" like every other jewcuck, he wants fucking pussy, I applaud him for not following everyone else, thats what makes him unique.

>>85235722
To be honest I couldn't trust dating a 18 year old if I was a richfag since you know 99% of their interest in you is material wealth in gifts and potential marriage/divorce.

>>85235685
>tight cunny
>relatively virginal
>explorative
>willing to be dominated
>in her peak years of attractiveness
>fertile as a motherfucker
>high stamina and flexible

No you're right he should have dated a 40 year old hag with yeast infections and stretch marks

>>85235794
If you're dating an 18 year old when you're 40, you're better off paying prostitutes if you just want the rush of accomplishing a seemingly impossible relationship.

>>85235608
based as fuck

I want to date an 17yo when I'm 39

>>85235863
>40yo man and 17yo girl
>impossible relationship

stay cucked, goy

>>85235880
And I wanted to date a 39 year old when I was 17 but I didnt get that wish either :^(

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what is his endgame?

>>85235912
I said seemingly impossible for a reason, triggered cuck. You're not rich, so of course you wouldn't understand it.

>>85235608
>What's the deal with Hymens?
>They dont say "Hi" and they aren't found on men

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>>85235310
Cucks in Cars Getting Coffee is complete shite

>>85236000
That's funny.

>>85236066
>you will never out rank a fellow Jew and fuck his kike daughter during her prime years before dumping her at 22 so she can leech off some goy and produce more Jews.

>>85235611

OP here


I can't believe they were ever funny, his stand up is some of the most mundane i've ever heard

>>85236229
That's why he's so popular. He appeals to the broad masses with mundane everyday observations. Comedians like Louis CK only appeal to a certain crowd, but with Jerry he was really targeting everyone.


Curb your Enthusiasm is Seinfeld targeted at the Louis CK audience.

>>85235754
wrong. he wanted Elaine.

>>85236342
But he got Elaine TWICE, all before the 4th season.

>>85236320
Shut the fuck up you uncultured rube. You obviously know NOTHING about stand up comedy. Jerry is a complete hack that hasn't contributed anything to comedy.

>>85236460
he knew how to TAKE Elaine, but he didn't know how to KEEP Elaine

OP are you not familiar with how Jews conduct themselves? Seinfeld is a giga-kike, so I wouldnt be surprised if he considered the other cast members as shabbos goys (working slaves). Its also how he was allowed to fuck a child without the media sicking the public on him

Stop being hipster 18 year old know it alls. It was a big shock when curb your enthusiasm came out because every one realized this literally who was the brains

>>85236511
Reread my post and realize I never said he contributed anything. I literally just said he was bland and unoffensive enough to be enjoyed by everyone

What's the deal with fucking teenagers?

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Anyone who has seen Seinfeld knows that Jerry contributed alot to the show. It wouldn't have had the same vibe without him, and it is one of the best comedy shows of all time. Jerry's work outside of the show might be dodgy but he deserves credit for his work on the show.

>one of the cleanest comedians in history
>still too offensive for millennials

jerry seinfeld was a scientologist lol

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>>85235310
>>85236062
This is one of them Bernstein Bears alternate reality type things for me. He's the most successful comedian alive. That is single-handedly the strangest thing in the modern media world.

For my entire life since I've known about Seinfeld, I have never once found him charismatic, funny or just pleasant. He behaves in such a subtly bizarre manner, I guarantee his brain is like a synthetic product of a secret AI project from the 40s or something.

That Coffee Car Comedy Coffee or whatever the fuck thing he's doing should be rebranded as an avant-garde psychological horror series about aliens disguised as humans and their attempts to "be normal."

>>85235522
This. I was watching it the other day and was surprised at how many classics come from season 9.

They had a lot of writers anyway. Jerry and Larry made decisions.

>>85236066
This. I don't care about Seinfeld, but he won the comedian jew game.

>>85236000

Kek. Nice digits you two.

>>85237071
Seinfeld has said he thinks he is on the autism spectrum

Jerry Seinfeld On Scientology: "It Was Very Helpful.

>>85235608
I wonder what her pusy was like.

>>85237253
>omg based pusyposter xD

>>>/reddit/

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>watching a random episode of seinfeld because of this thread
>pick "the tape"
holy fuck, time to marathon again

>>85237253
Imposter

>>85235310
>be Jew
>have no talent
>succeed anyways
Sounds about right

>>85235397
based diaper poster

>Seinfeld
>SG1
>TNG
>X Files
>Simpsons
tfw the 90s golden age of comfy tv kino is behind us

>>85237115
apparently the writers would send a script off to Larry and David for them to improve it

>>85237071
me on the right

Jason carried Seinfeld

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>>85235425
It still was funny, but it wasn't really the kind of humour that I liked. George was always my favourite character and Larry was the only one that actually knew how to write him properly. Once he left, George the other writers started making him stupid, like in pic related

>>85235611
He was a good comedian, but I don't think he ever had the chops as a writer. It was Larry David that really elevated Seinfeld.

>>85237838
this exactly. I was never able to put my finger on what went downhill until now. I am also mainly a fan of George and this change definitely fucked up the show for me.

>>85237978
>>85237838
Well the consensus is that George was the best character

>>85237071
he's only successful from Seinfeld royalties, everything else he's tried has been a comedic failure, a thin curtain of success if you will

>>85238137
the same's true for everyone but Larry David and Julia Louis-Dreyfus, and she only managed to become successful again recently

>>85238137
he was doing carson for years before his show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYJxcFaRpMU

couldn't get much bigger back then

>>85238172
She has an inheritance that blows her money from Seinfeld out of the water

>>85237838
thats not being stupid, thats being a cock sure asshole, like clark griswold in the old vacation movies
its how men behaved in the 80s and 90s, like trump

>>85238463
no, it's definitely being stupid
clark griswold was also meant to be a bit stupid

His stand-up is pretty lame, but his acting on Seinfeld was totally solid and he co-wrote the show, so he's good in my book.

>>85236342
This

Why is it that Jerry could never top his co-star's standup career?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoLPLsQbdt0

>>85235608
Honestly, what's the big fucking deal?