Pirates 6

piracy

The rum

>>85234098

Titanic crossover episode

atlantis

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>>85234098
Bill Nighy runs around doing fuck all as squid man for 2.5 hours, would be a fun watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Aq_V3LTbtg

>>85234166
Lovecraftian twist about a monster that steals all the rum when you aren't looking

they need to give the main series a break and start making solo movies. What kind of cinematic universe only has one ongoing series?

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>>85234422
>squid man
>doesn't even know the characters name
>doesn't give a shit about his movies

10/10 actor

>>85234833
>good actor
>doesn't try to fool anyone with phony PR stuff such as saying how passionate you are for a CGI character in generic Disney million dollar franchise #23

Why?

>>85234098
the philadelphia experiment

>>85234166
And why it is gone.

>>85234098
Don't bring back the science bitch.

>>85234718
>capeshitfag detected

>>85234098
not jack. after the 3rd movie and orlando and kiera left, the movies have been solely focused on jack as the new solo main character which is why they suck. in the first one jack was just a main character but not in the spotlight, that was reserved for Will and Elizabeth and their hero journey out of the normal world and into piracy. jack was just a nigga who wanted his ship. now hes the main character because he was goofy and is johnny depp. they need to re-write his character to be minor. and focus more on pirates and their relation with normal society.
with all this said the 6th movie should be about the pirate lords that where horrendously under represented in the third movie.

>>85234098
Johnny Depp's character beating his wife like the actor does irl

Another kind of zombie pirates.

>>85236372
hes born in kentucky. its in their genes to be white trash

>>85234098
>>85236452
chinese zombie pirates

>>85234098
Old Pirate Jack like Logan?

So does the fifth one mean there will be no more curses in these films?

>>85234098
A brand new character actually wants to be a Pirate and he meets with the council to be approved. They send him to complete three tests to prove his worth. In his adventures he meets the very attractive mayor of an island town and finds of her plight as she and others are being harassed by a ghost pirate who seeks to marry her. The protagonist then tries to find the mystical island where the pirate hides to end his reign of terror.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxOmtNzzoa4

>>85238066
Does he meet a man with a physics-defying coat who tries to sell him things?

>>85238784
And a man with two hooks for hands, who was savaged by a terrifying beast.

>>85237876
They wrote themselves into a hole woth the fifth one.

>>85238987
Sounds good, maybe throw in an disembodied talking skull as a companion

>>85239084
the fifth one IS a hole