>What is the most you've ever lost in a coin toss?

>>85233498
>I don't know, what's the most amount of fat you've ever lost?

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>>85233498
first I need to know what I stand to when

>>85233498
lost some pogs when i was a child. it was upsetting at the time

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>>85233498
ok, you got me. i laughed.

Once upon a time there was this young boy that lived in Canada, right? And right next to him lived the prettiest little honey you ever seen in your life. And he loved her with his whole heart and soul. But see, on the other side of that girl lived this little, filthy McRotten dude and he wanted her just for her body, right? So one day, the two dudes was about to get it on, right? The girl came out and stopped them. She said, "No, flip a coin and the winner can be my boyfriend," right? So the nasty dude snatch off into his pocket, right? Calls heads, flips the coin the nice guy lost the toss, and the girl, and it broke his heart. And do you know why he lost? Because the nasty dude cheated. He had a two-headed coin. The nice guy didn't get the girl.

And to this day I just thank God I had my two-headed coin 'cause that girl was smoking, man!