/got/ blocking your path edition

Azor Jon

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press S to spit on his career

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Game_of_Thrones_episodes

Remembrance of directors and writers gone by

on that note, list your top 5 GOT one liners
in no particular order
"Gren was a farmer"
"Wear it in silence or I shall honor you again."
"If you dont shut your mouth, I'm going to have to eat every fucking chicken in this room."
"Then get yourself a wife."
"[Insert Bron line here]"

>>85231525
HE WAS A CONSUL OF ROME

>>85231566
"There's no cure for being a cunt" remains the top Bronn line

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>>85231526
>The Manlet That Was Promised

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If only they listened to him.

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Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Game of Thrones finale. It confirms Gendry never makes it home. (Pic is lost Gendry) https://youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM

>>85231566
Does hold the door count as a one liner?

We are also enjoying these enthusiastic reaction videos

https://www.youtube.com/user/MsAmberGlamour/videos

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>>85231491
GOTCHA

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>*moves head side to side*
>JON SUGAR DON'T GO DOWN THERE
>*jon gets stabbed by nights watch*
>MHMMM WHAT I SAY

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>we will never see loras take dragonstone or be anything more than the token gay character
>instead we got le big explosion xD

..a consul of rome

Stannis was as legitimate as Renly

>>85231566
"the king is tired , see him to his chambers"

>>85231692
They are on point.

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>>85231643
binge watcher here

>>85231708
more legitimate

>younger brother

>>85231566
"shagga likes axes"

>>85231643
>browses straight to Mountain and the Viper

rewatching season 1 because I hate the new seasons

this show used to be so comfy ;_;

Post GOAT lines

>You want to know the horrible truth? I can't even remember what she looked like. I only know she was the one thing I ever wanted... someone took her away from me, and seven kingdoms couldn't fill the hole she left behind.

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>>85231711
Fuck...thats a good one

Anybody ever listen to the commentaries? Some of them are pretty funny
>Jaime's actor bantering with Catelyn
>Assumes Robb's sex scene is his first time
>Assumes Robb last exactly for how long the scene is shot
>Catelyn's actor has to defend her "sons" prowess

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>>85231592
incorrect

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BM6kMHH-G64

>>85231810
If I recall correctly, that scene wasnt even in the book. Bookfags BTFO

>>85231837
LINK

>>85231566
"Fewer."

>>85231871
bait

>ask for goat lines
>people post memes
>not the meaningful lines

what have we become

>>85231668
funny how even the terminator girl was more interesting than anything dany ever did in essos

>>85231837
Yeah, but only the first two seasons. I wish i had the others but those DVD sets are bloody expensive for a dead medium

>>85231876
Couldnt find one without music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfCHZXQUk6s

>>85231768
Both usurping fags, but at least one didn't cuck to some foreign whore and stoop to kinslaying(twice)

>>85231566
>Those are brave men knocking on our door....let's go and kill them!

I miss when Tyrion was one of the best parts of the show.

>>85231871
Whole scene is great

>>85231711
FUCKING BASED TYWIN
why did all of the good characters have to die. Literally just waiting around to see if CleganeBowl actually happens at this point

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>Talking about the Iron Throne
>Not vying for control of it
>>>/b/739532918
>>>/b/739532918

>>85231810
>Do you know what leadership means, Lord Snow? It means that the person in charge gets second-guessed by every clever little twat with a mouth. But if he starts second-guessing himself, that's the end. For him... for the clever little twats... for everyone. This is not the end, not for us. Not if you lot do your duty for however long it takes to beat them back. And then you get to go on hating me, and I get to go on wishing your wildling whore had finished the job.

D&D had a redemption set up for alliser and they threw it away for a cheap shock

>>85231566
"a crown for a king"

>>85231938
>/b/

>>85231930
Honestly one of the best one on one scenes in the entire show

>>85231955
FUCK I cant believe i forgot about that

>>85231566
"Look to your sins, Lord Renly. The night is dark and full of terrors."
This was before the line was so overused, when Mel was still weird and mysterious. Really creepy.

>>85231810
how can he not remember what she looked like, is he retarded or was he drunk all his life

>>85231807
yeah it also used to be good can you imagine

>>85231990
He hadn't seen her for 20 years and there are no pictures of her

>>85231990
think about the person who sat next to you in elementary school

can you picture their face?

>>85231566
SWORD

>>85231945
fucking this

>>85231643
Literally just watched Shae getting strangled, this channel is 10/10

>>85231945
Yeah, it sucks. He was great in WotW, I felt like they were getting back to his book character of no-nonsense pragmatic commander. Then they throw it away to make him le twisted villain >:^))) again.

>>85231990
I think it's because it was 17 years ago

>>85231566
>Then get yourself a wife
what was this from?

>>85231810
moving the goalposts a bit but both Jaime's cage and bath monologues were good

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There's no cure for being a cunt.

>>85232001
the change over the seasons really is drastic

but I guess Hbo isn't complaining since normies are eating it up and its reaching its highest ratings yet

>>85232024
yes and I wasn't even in love with them

>>85231566
"Gods help you, Theon Greyjoy. Now you are truly lost."

>>85232024
yes, vividly

even the ones I didn't know

>>85231945
his story about being in the cold and shit was good as well

best cold open of the series?

We need to get back to the wall, its a long march, but we know whats out there. But we have to make it we have to warn them, or before winter's done, everyone you've ever known will be dead

dum dum du du dum dum du dum dum duu dum dum duuuu dummmm du du dumm dummm dududududmdmudmd

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>>85232085
>>85232080
i dont

wtf am i retarded?

>>85231989
They drop her theme at the perfect time there too
Renly being semi raddled for the first time was powerful

fapping done.

Night /got/

>>85231945
how many other characters did they ruin that were somewhat morally ambiguous?

alliser, stannis, tyrion etc

sure theres loads more

>>85232056
Yeah I was just thinking of the bath monologue. The cage one was him putting it on a bit, wasn't it?

>>85232024
unlike the other two anons I can clearly picture the face of very few people i went to primary school with

I left over 13 years ago

>>85232095
no. no no no no no. they cut out the battle of the fist. you have no idea how pissed off we all were that they cut that out.

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>>85231692

Is there really a series of videos of sassy strong independent black women who don't need no mayn watching Game of Thrones like they're talking in a horror movie?

Because that sounds like the best thing EVER.

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What did they mean by this?

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>>85232070

>poor nose
>don’t feel sorry for him. He’ll be halfway up your arse before the night’s through.

>>85231989
>is he a ham?

>>85232118
he did off the guy but still think the speech was heartfelt

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*happens*

>>85231945
THIS. For the watch doesn't make any sense in the show. They turned what should have been a grey moment into black and white bad guy kills good guy shit. Thornes words and actions completely contradict themselves between seasons

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>>85232154
fucking delete this

>>85231566
"Come with me and take this city!"

Matthos Seaworth: ...and I declare upon the honor of my House, that my beloved brother Robert left...
Stannis Baratheon: He wasn't "my beloved brother". I didn't love him. He didn't love me.
Ser Davos Seaworth: A harmless courtesy, your Grace.
Stannis Baratheon: A lie. Take it out.
Matthos Seaworth: ...that my brother Robert left no trueborn heirs, the boy Joffrey, the boy Tommen, and the girl Myrcella, being born of incest between Cersi Lannister and her brother Jaime Lannister. By right of birth...
Stannis Baratheon: Jaime Lannister, the Kingslayer. Call him what he is.
Matthos Seaworth: ...and her brother Jaime Lannister, the Kingslayer. By right of birth and blood, I do this day lay claim...
Stannis Baratheon: Make it SER Jaime Lannister the Kingslayer. Whatever else he is, the man's still a knight.

>>85231643
This is unironically one of the best reaction channels.

>>85232085
How.
I can't even remember people I went to high school with.
I remember a few friends and my crush, the rest are a blurr.

>>85231945
>>85232042
I disagree. I thin that line is perfetly in line with his later actions. He is a man of conviction but he can admit when he is wrong. Be was willing to kill Jon because he was convinced Jon was wrong. HE didnt kill Jon because he was "le evil villain man xd" he killed Jon because he genuinely believed it was the only way to preserve order and the future of the Watch. He stuck to his convictions.

>>85232047
in s1, Theon and Roz are having a sexy little post-coital argument, and theon says he doesnt want to pay for sex anymore so she responds with "Then get yourself a wife"

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>>85232154
>>85232154

>>85231692
how is this shit any different than the toilet dodgers or the fat wannabe hipsters watching hbo in a bar?

Stop spamming this shit.

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>they took away funding from proper costumes an talented writers so that they could afford shitty dragon cgi

fuggg

>>85231928
>There will be no bedding ceremony

>There will be if I command it!

>*stabs down knife* Then you'll be fucking your own bride with a wooden cock!

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>>85232187
here's some more

he truly is /ourguy/

>>85232024
Yes

>>85232087
>You don't know cold. Neither of you do. The horses died first. Didn't have enough to feed them, to keep them warm. Eating the horses was easy... but later, when we started to fall... that wasn't easy.

> We should've had a couple of boys like you along, shouldn't we? Soft, fat boys like you. We'd have lasted a fortnight on you, and still have bones left over for soup. Soon we'll have new recruits, and you lot will be passed along to the Lord Commander for assignment. And they will call you "men of the Night's Watch," but you'd be fools to believe it. You're boys, still. And come the winter, you will die... like flies.

hard to believe it's the same show sometimes

>>85232219
well atleast these women do more than clap and "holler" when they are supposed to like those retards at the bar

they atleast give entertaining commentary

>>85232175
>>85231945
>Alliser kills him but it's like a bad guy killing a good guy. But Olly, holding a knife? Olly's not a bad guy, he's a kid.
Reminder that Olly was a good guy, and Alliser was a bad guy. Also that kids are always good guys.

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>>85231945
He was a bad guy, you bookautist

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>>85232147
"Kill dat btich."
"Caint trust no hoe."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDkl1VtVmN4

If my father wants someone to get fucked, I know where he can start

>>85232221
>so they could afford inordinate actor fees
ftfy

>>85231989
"he's the lord's chosen. born amidst salt and smoke"

"is he a ham?"

>>85232263
What a supremely pathetic response. I honestly feel bad for you.

>>85232267
Reminds me of someone saying to Jon McCain that Obama was an Arab, and McCain saying "No he's not. He's a nice guy, he's a family man" or some bullshit

>>85231692
>when Oberyn is fighting The Mountain
HES GONNA BREAK THAT STICK
>spear immediately breaks
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>85232294
not an argument

>>85232207
>I disagree. I thin that line is perfetly in line with his later actions. He is a man of conviction but he can admit when he is wrong. Be was willing to kill Jon because he was convinced Jon was wrong. HE didnt kill Jon because he was "le evil villain man xd" he killed Jon because he genuinely believed it was the only way to preserve order and the future of the Watch. He stuck to his convictions.

the problem is he follows orders, he followed jon's orders when he told them to take slynt outside to be beheaded. he admits jon was right about blocking off the tunnels. he knows the dead army is coming for them. the guy is a prick but he's pragmatic, him betraying jon "for the watch" doesn't really work with how they portrayed his character in the fourth season.

>samefagging phoneposter literally spamming nigress reaction videos

What is his goal here?

>>85231566
>Bronn
"You wouldn't know him."

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>>85231491
>the picture i made poppular is now being used as the OP pic

>Tyrion: Ferocious? Last night, a Moon Brother stabbed a Stone Crow over a sausage. Three Stone Crows seized the Moon Brother and opened his throat. Bronn managed to keep Shagga from chopping off the dead man's cock, which was fortunate but even still, Olf is demanding blood money, which Shagga and Gunther refuse to pay.

>Tywin: When soldiers lack discipline, the fault lies with their commander.

>Tyrion: Surely there are ways to have me killed that would be less detrimental to the war effort!

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>>85232208
Stannisfags BTFO

>>85232275
Oh my fuck this is perfect

>>85232357
Fuck off

>>85232286
>>85232167
>Only Renly could vex me with a piece of fruit.

>>85232268
>characters are black and white

u mong

>>85232344
>he knows the dead army is coming for them.
he doesn't

>>85232357
Fuck off, /pol/, these women are great

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>>85232373

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>>85232183
Fuck showfags and their hate for The Mannis

>>85232395
he brought a wights dead hand to kings landing after they attacked castle black.... he knows they are coming.

>>85232395
The guy who was sent to kings landing with a zombie hand doesn't know about the zombies? Are you retarded?

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>>85232431

>I swear to you!

>Swear to me on what?

>On my life!

>But I don't care about your life.

>>85231566
"Any man who must say, 'I am the king' is no true king."

>>85232369
What can I say, she's cute.

>>85232397
3 black women watching GoT with out making a single comment on race is refreshing in this day and age

>>85232437
But the wight hunt hasnt happened yet, anon :^)

>>85232444
>>85232437
everyone on the watch knows about wights

im saying he doesn't believe the literal apocalpyse is imminent
he believes fully the wall will keep them out and letting the wildlings in is only a bad thing

>>85231566
"Shall we begin?"

>>85232344
He didnt see the white hoard though. It is entirely possible Jon made that up so that he could protect his new best buddies the Wildlings. Also, he approved of Slint's execution because Slint was a cunt who wasn't doing his job. In Alister's mind, Jon was doing the exact opposite of his job by helping the Wildlings. If a 5 Star US army general was found out to be selling guns to enemy troops, do you think the soldiers under his command would be villains for turning on him?

main reason I miss stannis is that foreboding, sinister, intimidating music that would always go along with the scenes when him or melly were doing something interesting

genuinely one of the best soundtracks on GoT

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>>85232520

>>85232532
what best buddies. jon fought the wildlings along with alliser in the battle for the wall. why the hell would alliser not trust him after that? it makes no fucking sense.

>>85232570
>shows up to save Jon from the Wildlings
>sounds like fucking Sauron's theme from LOTR

>>85232174

Wasn't that confirmed in leaks anyways?

>Jon sends for peace with Dany
>Dany wants him dead because muh kingdoms and muh Starks killed my family.
>Tyrion is like "Hol' up there girl Jon and the Starks in general are actually super chill and trust worthy people you should hear him out."
>Howland comes up to Winterfell to get his daughter back.
>Tells Jon his parentage.
>Bran confirms.
>Ends up Marrying Dany for politics and alliances.

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>>85232520

>>85232344
I think the bigger problem with his character is that *he let the Wildlings though the Wall*. If that's his main disagreement with Jon (which it is in the show), why did he do it in the first place?

>>85232570
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSOHmdC3ENE

>>85232154

ITS HER TURN

>>85232570
I just miss having so mixed opinions about a character at first and then enjoying them becoming surprisingly the hero
And then they just took a shit on him because he offed some fag in season 2.
I swear D&D must be only children to not realize how fucking terrible of a sibling Renly was

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>>85232489

I'm digging it.

>You can't trust no ho! You can't turn no ho into a housewife!

I don't know why I like stannis so much. I know it sounds mad but I just feel like he genuinely had the kingdom's interests at heart.

>>85232520
>I am no man!

>>85232589
He tells you why. Because Jon is literally doing the exact opposite of the goal that the Watch has had since before either of them were born. And it's not just anyone, its a man who has lived with and loved the wildlings as well.

>>85232520
Tbh this was pretty good. Following an emotionally effective 5 minute sequence with no dialogue and just music to end with that line is pretty great

>>85232685
See >>85232638

>>85232726
>emotionally effective 5 minute sequence
What emotions were we supposed to feel?

Grand Maester Pycelle made the same joke. You must be proud to be as funny as a man whose balls brush his knees.

>>85232676

He does.

He's the embodiment of the "The Ends justify the means" mentality, which turned out to not work since burning his kid alive lost him half his army and all his horses.

>>85232154
YAS QUEEN SLAY
YAS QUEEN SLAY
YAS QUEEN SLAY

>>85232726
On paper, sure. But she carries zero gravitas, so it fell flat.

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>>85232642
ill never forgive this show for killing stannis man

>>85232763
awe

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I miss her.

>"I'd let his entire khalasar, all 40,000 of them, fuck you if that's what it took"

Season 1 was good but damn, what a cringeworthy line.

>>85232810
Then they failed spectacularly, especially since Cersei told us she already reached Dragonstone earlier.

>>85232763
ITT
>scenes cis white males will nevr understand

>>85232793
>which turned out to not work since burning his kid alive lost him half his army and all his horses.

d&d did that, was nothing to do with stannis.

>>85232820
Based Conan.

>>85232154
Dany was secretly with the Brotherhood Without Banners all along and Sandor will sit on the Iron Throne.

>>85232739
>>85232638

Because he hadn't fully steeled himself for it yet. He played ball initially because he hadn't come up with an alternative. But having thought about it for several hours afterword, he decided that Jons death was the only coarse of action. Juts because it was what he thought was right doesnt mean it was a decision he made lightly

>>85232823
I agree, cringeworthy as fuck when people get quotes wrong

>>85232823
dont forget the horses

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnZ7s-H1gNU&t=0s

>smug
>crude
>sexually depraved

Was pre-season 3 Jamie 4chan personified?

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>>85232805

>CLEGANEBOWL CONFIRMED
GET FUCKING HYPE

>>85232763
Fear. The true villain has arrived.

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>Dany and Jon fall in love
>Dany finds out Jon is a Targaryen and the true heir to the throne
>Reluctant to give up her claim, she becomes the ultimate villain and tries to kill Jon
>Jon plunges Longclaw into her heart, creating Lightbringer
>Dany is Nissa Nissa confirmed

would this redeem the show for you?

>>85232676
Why do I love Stannis so much? It's pretty simple when I think about it. Stannis isn't just the best character in the series, he might just be the greatest character of all time. Just imaging him riding through the hills of the Stormlands, the wind in his thinning hair, his red woman beside him. As he rides through the mountains, the ladies swoon at his very scent. They know how he smells, the essence of his smell is sold in Dragonstone under the the name of "Azor Ahai Orgasm." The very nature of Stannis is mystery. Could he be playing a deeper game than even his creator realizes? The answer is yes, he has transcended such boundaries as the written world, and has free will to do whatever he sees fit. However, Stannis is filled with such guile, such arcane craft that he does not even use these powers. Why, you might ask? You will never know, for the mind of the Stannis is not one that is easily penetrated. Stannis is such a force of nature in his realm that nothing can truly touch him, the only thing keeping him bound to the page at all is his will to exist within the preordained boundaries of his world. Stannis is not only beyond the comprehension of us, he exists within a plane of true focus and beauty. Observe his stern gaze, his broad shoulders, his heavy brow, and most importantly, his teeth. His teeth, like grinding millstones, provide the only glimpse into the true machinations of Stannis. Do not listen to them. Many good men have gone mad in the attempt. Stannis is not just a character, a formless collection of words and images, he is himself is the binding that holds the saga together. Without Stannis, the entire series, the entire world of Westeros as we know it crumbles. The Blackwater would stop flowing without Stannis, the Stormlands would become a desolate crater, and Dragonstone would melt without his frosty gaze. These are just of a few of the reasons why I like Darkstar so much.

>>85232804
this plus the line torpedoed it

>>85232820
>those tits
Well they could have shown me she was packing those. She spent the whole show wearing a potato sack.

>>85232847
>Muh husbando wasnt the hero I wanted him to be
>He never would have burned his kid if D&D hadn't made him (As if he isnt a fictional character whose actions are decided by the writer)
>Never mind the fact that he ritualistically burned alive his supporters who didn't want to abandon their old religion!

Stannisfags get out. Nothing but losers who think good soldiers make good kings.

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>>85232911
If Dany becomes a villain it will redeem the show entirely

>>85232898
pre s5 jamie ;_;

best character in got ;_;

>>85232763
Homecoming and imminent destiny

>>85232941
>true heir
Only if they have proof Rhaegar and Lyanna were married.

>>85232990
Those aren't emotions

>>85231566
Something Olenna said probably.

>Ah! You can smell the shit from a mile away!

>What does happen when the decrepit bumps with the non-existent?

>>85232957
she has nudes, just google

>>85232975
He's stagnated as a character for 2 seasons because they didn't include what would have been a 2-minute conversation between him and Tyrion about how Lancel fugged Cersei.

>>85232357
To bring /pol/ autists out of woodwork

>>85232957
Boy wait til you learn she's gotten them out in several roles

>>85232903
Is that what /got/ calls the inevitable showdown between Sandor and Franken-Mountain?

>>85232991
howl and read has proof

>>85233022
Alright then:
happiness that Dany has come home
Fear for the inhabitants of Westeros that she will fulfill her destiny

>>85233068
No it's shipping Sansa and the Hound

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>you will never have a Stannis-loving GF

>>85232237
>>85232187

It's absolutely disgusting what they did to his character. Not to mention Loras, Jamie, Areo hotah, doran martell, Blackfish, Aeron Greyjoy..... Why do I still watch

>>85233038
A sword swallower through and through

>>85231810
"they'll be in for a bit of a rape"

>>85233109
What? What does the name Cleganebowl have to do with that objectively terrible ship?

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>>85232961
him burning people alive was overplayed in the show, i havent read the books but iirc the reason he was burning his relative at the start was because he was a spy for joffrey not because of his religion

i doubt hes going to burn shireen in the books either but lets wait and see :)

>Nothing but losers who think good soldiers make good kings.

spoken like a true renlyfag

>>85233052
his chapters were by far my favorite part in the books and that just kinda bleeds into the first 4 seasons for me

the thing i really hate about this show is how we are never going to see how bad this winter will get. the way grrm writes about how cold the winter will get when the walkers come is pretty fucking terrifying. they don't seem to be very consistent with this in the show, they didn't really do it in hardhome, when the army of the dead comes it's supposed to be absolute bitter cold.

we have 13 episodes left in the show and it's probably going to end with one big dragon vs other fight. the books will take their time and show the effects of that bitter brutal cold.

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>>85233166

You're being bamboozled, sir.

>>85233198
>The show went in a different creative direction
>That automatically makes it bad

I bet you think Robert was a good king too

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>>85232957

>>85233268
we see you jonautist

>>85233221
it should be like mongolian winter -40 celcius high winds grown men dying in their sleep type shiet

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>>85231886
Fucking this.

>>85233198
They conspired to trade Shireen to Joffrey for amnesty.

>>85233292
Oh

>>85233268
Okay so I looked it up and found my guess was correct.

Follow up question: Who would be dumb enough to doubt that Hound and Franken-Gregor would fight eventually? It is the most obvious thing in the show

>>85233275
its not because it went in a different direction but because that direction is objectively more boring and shittier than the alternative

there are a few changes they made in the show that are better but overall its weak, and the further the show goes along (without the books) the more illogical and retarded it becomes

hmm i wonder why

>>85231616
They wouldn't have done dick. The only one who did anything was that runt snow and all he could muster was some wildlings and a couple hundred convicts.

>>85233411
>>85233411
>>85233411
People who had the stupid idea that the show would be anti-war, anti-revenge like the book

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>>85233292
pretty good

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Who is the Jeremy Corbyn of Westeros?

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>>85233275

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>>85233503

high sparra surely

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>>85233460
>Oberyn wanted vengeance for Elia. Now the three of you want vengeance for him. I have four daughters, I remind you. Your sisters. My Elia is fourteen, almost a woman. Obella is twelve, on the brink of maidenhood. They worship you, as Dorea and Loreza worship them. If you should die, must El and Obella seek vengeance for you, then Dorea and Loree for them? Is that how it goes, round and round forever? I ask again, where does it end? I saw your father die. Here is his killer. Can I take a skull to bed with me, to give me comfort in the night? Will it make me laugh, write me songs, care for me when I am old and sick?

>>85233418
>Objectively
Thats a weird way to spell "From my point of view"

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>>85232268
fucking D&D man what the fuck how can they be so incompetent. I hope their excuse is being high 24/7 because you can't be this retarded

>>85233460
Yeah. Case in point is the quiet isle equivalent, they cut the broken men speech and they all get "le ebin murdered XD #no_one_is_safe damn you GRRM :DD"

>>85231491
I wish she would block my dick.
I mean, no. The opposite.

>>85233564
The stories are more nonsensical and simplified to the point of memery.

The farther the show gets the shittier it is.

>>85233503
>Massive loser that won't accept it

Cersei?

>>85233549
Literally all they had to do was start out with the Snakes all vengeful and going after Myrcella, then have them fail as they do in the show (with a less shitty fight scene) and then Ellaria talks some sense into them and they get in line. Soon after Doran reveals his long term revenge plan for the Lannisters and the Snakes eagerly join in his scheme as your cliffhanger for S5. In S6 they make their alliance with Dany's group and start making moves through the seasons, with Doran as your lead Dorne character.

There, you get your Jaime in Dorne adventure without obliterating the book characters with nonsense writing that results in the writers just cutting 95% of the subplot out after it's badly received from their bad writing

>>85233626
What do you mean? Cersei keeps winning and winning and winning

>>85233598
blow?

>>85231491
Is it wrong to be attracted to her?

>>85233564
any argument or just semantics?

>loras asks cersei to assault dragonstone, she hopes he dies, he wins but is badly injured, interesting character development and makes logical sense
vs
>dragonstone is empty for some reason, everyone ignores this until dany arrives and takes it

this is just one example of many. are you seriously going to argue the later is better?

>>85233737
If it's wrong then I don't want to be right

>>85233737
I would wager it is more right than it is to be attracted to Arya overall

how will arya kill littlefinger without starting a war with the vale

>>85232237
So sad. Dude is like a veteran Irish actor and actually read and loved the books and was excited for Barristan's arc where he fights Khrazz and arrests Hizdahr.

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>>85233737
w-what? she's a conventionally attractive woman

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>>85232903

>>85233896
What's the vale?

>>85233896
vale isn't in the show anymore

>>85233503
Gotta be High Sparrow. Although Corbyn will actually end up ruling

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>>85233897
>and was excited for Barristan's arc
That's pretty sad, desu. I can't think of any narrative/thematic justification for killing off Selmy

>>85233292
>Has those nice boobs and got them out elsewhere
>Didn't show them on GOT once
Explain

>>85233626
Oh, you mean Theresa May?

>>85233983
more screentime for greyworm's cockless romance

>>85233983
Nothing more than cutting down on characters.

>>85233970
why wouldn't it be

>>85233598
>>85233720
>ywn wake up to waif(u) blowing your dick
feelsbad

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>>85233897
yeah it is sad.

was a great character to balance out dany's mary sue-ness but obviously wasnt a fan favourite among the showfags (doubt most people even knew his name) so they killed him off in favour of a shitty romance subplot that cant go anywhere.

>>85231937
I'm waiting to see House Baratheon revived

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>>85233411

>>85233626
>Won biggest increase in votes since 1945 and destroyed Tory majority when he was supposed to decimated
>loser

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something wrong

I hold my head

stannis gone

our true king dead

>>85234302
>lost election
>winner

>>85233896
Yohn Royce will recognize the superiority and infallibility of women and bend the knee

>>85234328
Now this is simple minded

>>85232268
Is this what happens when the showrunner's intelligence dips below their audience's?

>>85234353
:)

>>85233626
>>85234328
>>85234018
>Technically "in power" but her opposition is far more superior while she's hanging by a thread and making deals with random wackos to cling on

You're thinking of Theresa May.

>>85233103
>polygamy doesn't count - 5 of the seven kingdoms

kys jonfag

>>85234353
you can win by an inch or a mile
its still winning

corbyn is a failure and even if you agree with his policy, to support him is the action of a shortsighted dipshit

all you commie fucks have done is serve to further polarise the poltiical system and make us one step closer to being a US 2-party parallel

well fucking done you dickhead

>>85234328
>>85234382
Imagine thinking politics actually works this way

>>85232991
Thank goodness Gilly finds that proof at the Citadel!

>>85234420
You're legitimately stupid. Stop replying.

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>>85234399
AYYYYE, I DON'T REALLY LIKE THE GAYS, AND I DON'T WANT THE IRON ISLANDS TO BE REUNITED WITH THE RIVERLANDS

>>85232611
>Ends up Marrying Dany for politics and alliances.
Ends up Marrying Dany for politics and alliances and auntcest.

>>85234442
ah yes, the leftist retort
>waah if you don't agree yooooo uneducateed

>>85234420
Hung parliament isn't winning at all. It's absolutely catastrophic especially when you thought you were gonna win by a majority.

>"I'm angry because people voting the wrong way ruined all my cool plans :("

>>85234466
Euron is a merger of Trump and the DUP lmao

>>85234501
>Hung parliament isn't winning at all. It's absolutely catastrophic especially when you thought you were gonna win by a majority.

yet none of this makes corbyn a winner
keep projecting, I didn't even vote tory

>tfw no more tyrion/bronn/pod scenes

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>>85234551

>>85234548
Are you this binary in all matters of your life?

>>85234548
No one said he was. He's just less of a loser than Theresa May. If an election was called today he'd win a majority.

>I didn't even vote tory
UKIP aren't any better m8

>>85234434

>imagine caring this much about politics to get legitimately upset by some banter

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>>85233974
>Gotta be High Sparrow. Although Corbyn will actually end up ruling
>Although Corbyn will actually end up ruling
Goodness, that's rich.

>>85234608
Ah, the righty retort, "oops I look stupid now, it was just banter"

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>>85234548
>>85234588
>>85234594

Oh my god I thought I was bored of reading about American politics on 4chan but britbong politics is so much worse. Can't you guys just give authority back to the Queen so nobody has to care anymore?

>>85234594
didnt vote ukip you dirty brainlet

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>>85234399
>far more superior
>more superior

>>85234631
he's not even the guy who made
>>85234482
this post you literal shithouse

faggot

>>85234594
>He's just less of a loser than Theresa May.

>I failed maths and now I shitpost about politics on /tv/ for some reason

>>85232154
Idiots here will meme it, but it makes perfect sense and isn't strange. Dany sees the Baratheons as evil people that killed off all of her family and were occupying her family's ancestral homes.

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>>85234608
Fuck banter.

>>85234617
>1000 twitter followers is the equivalent of 35000+ Labour members in the last 2 months
This guy is a meme.

>>85234660
BNP then whatever. Didn't even know they were still on the ballot.

>>85234542
YOU GOT DUPED

>>85234733
>BNP then whatever. Didn't even know they were still on the ballot.

wrong again you flid
literally, and I mean this. Hang yourself

>>85234708
>Number of seats is all that matters. Doesn't matter if you're a pariah and can't get anything done because your opposition is so overwhelmingly popular.

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>leftist british cucks

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>>85234769

>>85234769
>assuming I actually care what nothing party you voted for

>>85231566
The Bronn line is:
"Give me ten good men and some climbing spikes, I'll impregnate the bitch"

>gets less votes than a pariah

ah yes this is the saviour we need

>>85234824
She's a pariah BECAUSE of the vote, dimwit

>>85234813
clearly you do
red in the face you are after that humiliation

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So Kit Harrington only got the role because he's supposedly pretty right?

>>85234824
>destroyed their majority in a country that votes Tory effectively by default
>now the most popular politician in the country

I agree.

>>85234859
>>85234850
t. babbys first general election

>who i

>>85234854
Clearly I don't. You mean like Theresa May shed a tear after she was humiliated last month?

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no one cares about britcuck politics

Politics talk is banned from all future /got/ generals, under pain of death.

>>85231945
He had so many good lines. His speech before the fight with the wildlings was great too.

>>85234895
Second*

>>85234818
>ten good men
Ser Twenty's younger brother?

>>85234913

I wish Renly would've taken up Marge's offer of that MMF threesome in S2 and we'd seen it all.

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>the scene where Pycelle reveals to Tywin that his whole persona is an act is a deleted scene

y tho

>>85234895
If you were going to say "who is Tony Blair" before your autistic rage fucked it, unironically kill yourself.

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>call a snap election to try and increase your majority
>lose your majority

>>85234913

/ss/? In MY /got/?

>>85234913
This was one of the smarter additions to the show
If a girl like fucking Marg entered my room at that age and did all that seductive shit, she would basically rule over me for all my life
Tommen probably jerked off to that memory a fuck ton

>>85234855
that helps but he's not the worst casting choice they've made...

>>85234989
>"YOU MILLENIAL KEKS DON'T YOU KNOW WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BREXIT THIS IS YOUR FAULT FOR VOTING THE WRONG WAY! CORBYN IS THE REAL LOSER HERE!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YD3Hzz2uU5c
ey guys
whatthefuck is D&Ds endgame with tormond and brienne?
are they gonna go the slow route of greworm and missanday or thefuck?

>>85234786
>Doesn't matter if you're a pariah and can't get anything done
Yeah, she is, and she'll be gone soon. But the party is bigger than her, thank christ. And when this incompetent bint is out and they get someone good at the helm of the party, that'll help the Tories, not hurt them. You should be glad that May is still around.

>because your opposition is so overwhelmingly popular.
You need to step outside of your bubble.
They're popular in Unis and in places like London. Everywhere else in the country, they're fucking despised for the outright socialist threat that they're unabashedly turning into. But, quick, tell me how Venezuela doesn't count as an example of socialism and how Cuba is actually a great place.

>>85234975
too complex for normies, all characters should just have one personality

>>85235017
GRRM made the mistake of making everyone too young.
One of the good changes the show made was making them older.

>>85235072
Same thing with Lady Mormont. The fans like it so it'll happen.

>>85235017
but how did she just walk into king's bedroom through the front door

>>85235017
Tommen is fagboy

>>85234859
>now the most popular politician in the country
You cannot believe this.
No national poll or survey supports this. None.
Maybe that's how it seems within your bubble, but the numbers simply are not there.

>>85234724
That's not the traditional Baratheon banner though. Stannis had it custom made for his arsonist cult.

>>85235174
>muh bubble
The argument of idiots

>>85235086
You actually increased your vote share so she can't be that bad. It's just no one likes your policies and Scottish Labour is equally shit and needs resuscitating.

>the outright socialist threat
>unironically believing in Cold War propaganda about muh evil commies

>Venezuela doesn't count as an example of socialism
It's a socialist government but a capitalist economy. Currently getting the Chile treatment because they don't curtail to US interests. Tell me how Honduras ant it's 60% poverty rate isn't an example of "real capitalism".

Cuba is rad.

>>85235174
https://www.google.com.sg/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=newssearch&cd=1&ved=0ahUKEwi9qKOEsZnVAhVDkpQKHT70BYEQqQIIHygAMAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.telegraph.co.uk%2Fnews%2F2017%2F07%2F20%2Ftheresa-may-sinks-jeremy-corbyn-first-time-approval-ratings%2F&usg=AFQjCNFHSj2nRFHLEqvsLCs5hAIxoYZQlw

>>85235110

Yeah well it's a stupid book about a bunch of children getting handed magic dragons, wolves or whatever else their spirit animal happens to be.

>>85235133
Realistically she just bribed or persuaded the guards
Less realistically she snuck around them, possibly a skill shes learned after a lifetime of dealing with guards and being a whore

>>85235133
probably flashed the kingsguard

>>85235244
those don't count because reasons

>>85235244
>>85235174
lmao fukd it

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/07/20/theresa-may-sinks-jeremy-corbyn-first-time-approval-ratings/

>>85235208
All liberals mean when they say they want socialism is that they want higher taxes (primarily on rich people, if not exclusively) so the government can fund more social services to help the poor.

>>85235270
Who then fainted from the terrifying sight of her tits

>>85235110
I agree
I get why he did it but I like the age lift
Their age mattered more when they would cry like they did in the first book but now its kinda irrelevant

>>85235269
>lifetime of dealing with guards and being a whore
S-source...?

>>85233118
If you think that's disgusting, you missed the entire tower of joy scene. That's the perfect example of what's wrong with the show.

>>85234631
>cant consider the fact that someone would be bantering about politics in a /tv/ board on a mongolian cave painting forum at 4am

>>85235327
Just use some imagination

>>85235190
>The argument of idiots
>doesn't address the numbers

>>85235244
He's finally managed to pass May. What a high bar she sets.
There's still a difference between "more popular than May" and, as >>85234859 said, "the most popular politician in the country." Which he still isn't.

>>85235350
You didn't provide any numbers you numbskull

>>85235284
Better than what we have now ofc but I unironically want to redistribute your toothbrush

>>85231566
chaos isnt a pit chaos is a ladder

>>85234378
It's what happens when they run out of idea crayons and have to write their scripts by smearing shit on the wall.

>>85235350
You realize May had high numbers only a few months ago yes

>>85231566
>>85231566
fuck the king

>>85235384
>>85235384
>>85235384
>>85235384

>>85235208
>It's just no one likes your policies
Nobody likes the policies that May put in her dogshit manifesto. "Fuck old people and also foxes." What a plan.
She goes, her shit policies go, Tory surge. Until the next May comes along to fuck it up again.

>>85235350
>May was in the lead and Corbyn surpassed her but Corbyn isn't in the lead

What did he mean by this?

>>85235368
What if we legitimately do not have the resources to elevate everyone's lifestyle to middle class and what about the poor that are genuinely incapable of doing something productive in society?

>>85235370
And Harrenhal... I shaboze dhats off the table as well?

>>85235480
>if we legitimately do not have the resources to elevate everyone's lifestyle to middle class
We genuinely do have the ability to feed, house, and employ everyone.

>what about the poor that are genuinely incapable of doing something productive in society
What about the rich who currently do nothing productive but own everything? Productivity shouldn't justify your right to eat and have access to basic necessities though.

politicsfags stay here and bitch and moan

>>85235318
2 years older would help the books. The first one even.

The kids crying would still make sense, and them being hardened with time/age would feel more natural.

>>85235536
Everyone in the western world, perhaps, but everyone in the entire world, absolutely impossible.

If productivity doesn't justify basic necessities, then what happens if people start losing motivation to work? What is their motivation?

>>85235633
Yes, the issue is a few years have passed in the books, but Arya is still only like 11 in ADWD. It doesn't make much sense even because she's treated like she's a teenager anyway.

Robert Strong = Undead Mountain
The Faith's Champion = The newly repentant Hound
Valonquar = The "little brother" who will kill Cersei
The Hound = Valonquar

CLEGANEBOWL

https://youtu.be/t08RN2yPJik

>>85235284
comin for that toothbrush whitey

>>85235695
It's a shame what happened to this series.