Smocaine 3

2017: I am . . . forgotten.

>>85229776
classic

>>85229776
IT'S HERE IT'S HERE IT'S HERE
THEY'VE DONE IT AGAIN

>>85229776
actually that final scene is pretty kino

>>85229776
He's looking more and more like a hobo now instead of going full slp ss15 with that sweet youtube revenue... Pathetic.

spoilers
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1500176888181.webm

>>85229776
holy shit I never really cared much for MDE but that was fantastic
gonna have to start looking through their archives now, might even toss a patreon dollar or two haha

Garbage. Not worth the cost of health insurance.

>>85230699
this

i thought it was just a /pol/ meme but hes actually totally funny

i'm subscribing and donating a couple too

I'm gonna buy a shirt!

Just ordered my third book.

How are you people not tired of Filthy Frank yet?

Just mailed my alimony check to this BASED /ourguy/. Fuck my kids, Sam is the man!

I hear MDE has merch too now. Probably gonna order a couple shirts and stuff before they sell out, apparently its selling fast!

health insurance

>>85229776
What is this dumb shit? Art school fratboys trying to be creative? This is like watching stoned retards.

So ironic shilling is a thing now? Really makes you think.

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who the heck is this
is she related to sam in anyway
will more pictures of her arrive in my emails from mde

>>85230996
no
just andrew ruse trying to make something cohesive out of a prolonged and weak MDE skit
it has it's moments

>>85230922
You mean Cody.

>>85230699
>>85230829
>haha
>totally funny
kyswf you fucking shills

>>85231166
back to /r/eddit tim

sam is our guy

I'm actually considering buying the shooter tee. Not sure if I'd ever wear it in public, but it's actually not a bad shirt. Plus I actually like Cody so I wouldn't mind sending a few shekels his way with the purchase.

Sam is the best performance artist on the Internet. He's not funny though.

>>85231185
He isn't even on tv anymore. He's a nobody who used up his 15 minutes of fame in a heartbeat, now he can safely go back into the obscurity he deserves.

>>85229776
fucking hell
that was kino indeed

>>85231096
sam's new tranny gf

>>85231166
>>>/reddit/
Good try divide and conquer shill, take your filthy huge nose and sniff somewhere else. MDE has and always will be /ourguys/.

is this, dare I say, /ourkino/? Sam is so based, libcuck redditors just don't understand him

>>85231096
Mackenzie Becket

Have followed her on Vine for years, she's cute as fuck. What she's doing with Sam I have no idea. I used to like her, not anymore.

>>85231166
newfag cannot detect jokes and thinks everybody is out to get him
many such cases

>>85231519
why not? i only just found out about her through mde and her recent videos are pretty funny

The thing with MDE is that they take a funny premise and let it run too long so it blows its load before its done.

>>85231096
time crisis is the GOAT lightgun gimmick tbqh

>>85229776
>he wasn't on the mailing list

what the hell happened to mde? they used to be cutting edge, now sam does the same "repeat phrase over and over with a silly face" schtick that he's been doing for years. i get that its funny but at least show some development

and this video.. i know it's three years old but it's literally just DUDE BUDDY COP CLICHES AND TROPES LMAO. it's tim heidecker tier. the only good thing in it is the editing.

what the fuck happened lads? am i just growing up or is MDE losing their touch? this is genuinely upsetting me

>>85231577
Because she's associating with Sam. I always thought she was a lib too. Lost a lot of respect for her for hanging around with that creep

I liked it a lot. Their Youtube shit seems to be really hit or miss compared to the show and a lot of the videos just seem like retards on PCP yelling at each other.

>>85229776
Suck on that, Tarantino.

MDE is fucking jokes ahahaha ayyy who r/The_Donald here ???????

MDE

NEVER

DIES

>>85229776
Is it bad on purpose post-ironically?

I find their stuff strangely amusing and one of the few internet groups that actually gets me to burst out laughing but I don't know if I'm laughing at what they want to or not.

A lot of it being done purposely half-assed gives me that vibe of just goofing around with my friends. It's kind of the Tom Green thing before he was a thing and before Jackass and the other bullshit that followed when he was just on closed circuit television. It's kind of candid and off the cuff with some sudo-direction that you don't know is going to come off well or not. Nothing special but it has its moments

>>85229776
>sam barely has any screentime

its shit

>>85233017
This is big part of mde's appeal for me too

>>85229776
Not television or film.

>>85230699
WTF, I love one dollar extreme nao!!

>>85233171
if you had watched the previous ones, you'd understand.

also

>not liking charls or nick

>>85229776
>sam barely has any screentime

pretty good tbphwyf

>>85231577
>>85231519
seems like a self-important cunt desu, good for sammy though

>>85233017
Sounds like you force yourself to laugh to fit in with your fellow kekistanis. This is what they like, right? Of course you like it too. You can't elaborate on why because it's nothing but peer pressure.

>>85229776
Pretty boring until the ending, desu.
It's always fun when they let Charls act psychotic.

>>85233387
doesn't sammy already have a gf though
not the trap, the girl in the background playing tfc in the first few episodes of kstv

Who would win in a fight? Sam Hyde or Jason Blaha?

>>85232153
>the only good thing in it is the editing.

I feel like the whole purpose of MDE is just to film editing stock honestly. Apart from maybe a third of the stuff its just dumb shit with hilarious editing.

>>85234161
Blaha worked for the fucking CIA. Sam would be dead.

>>85233390
No it's just that mixure of being improvised and putting for some kind of meaningful but futile gesture maybe that gives me that giggly feeling kind of like when you haven't had a lot of sleep. It's what you would call "funny"

>>85229776
I thought these guys were dead

>>85232153
>they used to be cutting edge
It was mostly juvenile mockery that people inflated to be meaningful

>>85234340
MDE never dies

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>>85234232
>>85234417
i disagree. i think there was meaning to the mockery. very few people were making fun of corporations, advertisements, business types, liberal arts college students, "the inflated egos of a narcissistic generation" etc.. which has now become so prevalent I lost count how many anti-SJW youtube channels currently exist

it wasn't off limits or "daring" but they were certainly one of the few people who relentlessly and unapologetically satirized modernity through the use of art that it's hard for me to accept that it was all "juevenile mockery". if you've only seen sam's vertical videos then I can understand how you'd come to that conclusion but even those are sometimes filled with irreverent hatred for modernity that is absent in shows like tim & eric.

i will say this though, some skits from world peace are among the greatest things MDE has ever produced

>>85232153
>what the hell happened to mde? they used to be cutting edge
ripping off the T&E aesthetic and "its bad because it's ironic" schtick, but while pandering to edgy contrarians in the Obama era.

>>85231532
>trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls
Who knows what to believe anymore. This site is Fake News.

>>85234757
>very few people were making fun of corporations, advertisements, business types, liberal arts college students, "the inflated egos of a narcissistic generation" etc..
Are you absolutely fucking retarded or sheltered?

>>85235234
He's pretending WP was some sort of brave statement.

>>85234757
>wahhhh modernity is bad
I'll never understand this nostalgia faggotry that makes people like you have a gripe for "modern" things.

>>85235234
show me one comedy show that fat shames whales
>>85235296
show me one comedy sketch that makes fun of fat people for thinking its okay to be fat
>>85235320
>nostalgia faggotry
modernity has been shit for longer than i've been alive

>>85231256
>he's a nobody
>despite losing his show thanks to buttmad leftists, he stays consistently as one of the biggest memes on 4chan

Pick one. It's one of those deals where attacking somebody only makes that person stronger.

>>85235388
>show me one comedy sketch that makes fun of fat people for thinking its okay to be fat
Every single US sitcom in the last 50 years?

Even TWD got away with fat jokes. You're not brave for engaging in middle school humor.

>>85235424
>the biggest accomplishment he can think of is to become a meme on 4chan
W E W

>>85235460
no anon i dont mean making fun of someone for being overweight. i mean attacking the ideology of the left that seems to think that it's okay to be obese because "you're beautiful no matter what you look like". show me just one show that attacks sexual liberation and hedonism the way mde does. show me just one show that actually criticizes potheads beyond just stereotyping them in a positive light

>>85233171
>he doesn't like charls and nick

WE IN THIS BITCH

FUCK REDDIT

>>85235495
Minecraft became a meme on 4chan, see how that ended up. Troll face became a meme on 4chan. This place dictates the next big things in popular culture, becoming a meme here is like controlling the group though of the world. You pretty much can't be in a better position.

>>85235554
>no anon i dont mean making fun of someone for being overweight.
>proceeds to explain he definitely meant making fun of someone for being overweight
You're grasping at straws, and choosing WP as your example of groundbreaking isn't doing you any favors.

>>85234757
>very few people were making fun of corporations, advertisements, business types, liberal arts college students, "the inflated egos of a narcissistic generation" etc..

This is literally what Tim and Eric did in nearly every episode of their show, especially making fun of ads, corporations and business types.

>filled with irreverent hatred for modernity that is absent in shows like tim & eric.

Tim and Eric's show is filled with hatred and contempt for modern television and corporation. You know Sam Hyde used to consider Tim and Eric one of his main inspirations before he disowned them, right?

>>85235554
The skit on Tim and Eric with Michael Ian Black was a lampooning of potheads, and not a positive one.

>>85235759
>>85235827
hi tim

>>85230699
HI Sam

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>>85230699
>>85230829

the ending was good, the editing and music are pro, the rest is lame and boring (and disappointing? we want more and expect more from these guys)

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>>85233767
The fitting for term for Sam's "gf" would be "beard".

>>85235388
>show me one comedy show that fat shames whales
What cable-less shithole do you live in, mate?
>modernity has been shit for longer than i've been alive
What does this autistic platitude even mean? Are you by chance, exceptionally conservative or something? Or bought into that "modernity is le bad" meme?

>>85235388
Why are you focused on fat people? Are you fat?

>>85235424
>DA EBUL LEFTIES RUINED POOR SAMMY BOY'S CAREER! WAHHHH!
Keep living in la la land.

>>85235720
>m-muh Minecraft
Autismo pls go.

>>85236028
He's only got a couple fingers around it, so that's probably a pretty feminine penis.

>>85235554
>sexual liberation is wrong
>it is bad to tell people they have self-worth despite their physical appearance
You may be in the wrong century honestly. Do you want women to wear burkas too?

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>>85229776
Holy shit this was fucking good

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>>85235720
>This place dictates the next big things in popular culture, becoming a meme here is like controlling the group though of the world.
You kids are absolutely delusional.

>>85234757
>"juevenile mockery"

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IMMA SEND EM DOWN TO YOUR HOUSE HUH!??...HAVE EM SMOKE UP 'YOUR' DAUGHTER!...MAYBE GIVE HER SOME FUCKING PILLS!!.. SHE'LL BE FLAOTING FACING DOWN IN THE BLACKSTONE HUH!!!?!?! YOU WANT! THAT!!!

>>85236226
you are posting here kid

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>>85236028
>being uninsured
>sucking dick
IS THERE ANYTHING HE CAN'T DO?1

>>85236267
Yeah, not because I'm trying to catch the hip new 4chan craze you delusional faggot.

>>85236126
I prefer masculine pussies.

>>85236318
why are you here? talking with people you hate

i like how these cuck faggots still viral themselves on 4chan like the dweeb nuggets they are. why don't they just stop making shitty youtube videos and get desk jobs and blow their brains out in 3 years.

>>85236159
hello rèddit!

>>85236351
I am here for comfy LOTR threads, Star Trek, leaks and memes. You are retarded as fuckim if you ever tricked yourself into thinking anyone actually cares about this website for autists. Have you looked around here?

>>85236159
you may be surprised about the what kind of people that actually support the use of burkas

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>those inversed hues on the night shots

>>85236406
Great rebuttal, you sure showed me with that tired meme.

>>85236457
what are talking about, what am I missing?

>>85230829
>>85230699
Sam. SAM. Get a grip, man.

>>85236226
/r/prequelmemes and all that star wars memes shit was started by /tv/ prequel babby exiles. So we got that going for us wojc is nice. We're like the Europe of new mems where they're incepted here by the insane disorganized idiots and then put through the normie filter and end up everywhere else. You pour some shat out waste into the /tv/ dumpster and it'll show up on reddit's dinner table tomorrow.

Been pretty downhill last year though. Too many kids trying to act like what they see on /r/4chan instead of just trying to be innovative or funny.

>>85236488
yeah anon the 180 "lol DAE women burkas xD" meme is not at all a tired meme

>>85236590
You just complained about sexual liberation and cried about hedonism, faggot.

>>85231162
You mean Cigar.

>>85236512
That nobody cares about 4chan. Did I fucking stutter?

>>85236590
Sorry anon, I just assumed you probably already have shit opinions on what women should wear and act like in public since "le hedonism" is a concern of yours. My bad if you aren't that retarded.

I doubt I'm wrong though.

>>85236333
Your secret name, which I will never call you, will be "Homo Trips"

>>85236673
that would be awesome, if no one in the world reposted what anons create here. but you know thats not the case.

>>85236734
I think you exaggerate far too much about this site's popularity and it's probably due to how your opinions are formulated in a vacuum of other equally autistic people.

Newsflash, this isn't reality.

>>85236565
Please stop posting. This whole conversation is embarrassing.

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>>85236333

This is good shit. MDE, they have talent. Not great actors, but the vision, editing, and effects bring something fresh to a stale tv

The constant shitposting about shilling or Sam Hyde's health insurance is so bad I almost miss the pre-World Peace days when Sam's political beliefs were ambiguous enough that every neurotic freak in the MDE fanbase would bicker about his "LAYERS OF IRONY!"

>>85236637
>if he's against hedonism that means he wants women to wear burkas
kys i can't talk to you anymore you certified retard
>>85236727
you are wrong. hedonism is THE problem of the 21st century.

>>85236777
popularity its not reality either, nether you are judging us from an outside perspective.
theres more people in 4chan than viewers of most mainstream shows, so what's your standard for popular anyway.

also you finish your sentences like a faggot outsider trying to win a discussion. go ghost pls

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>>85236900
>PSHHH I CAN'T EVEN!
"hedonism" is a christcuck meme, retard. Let me guess, you hate how women are "sluts" or that people engage in sexual intercourse before marriage?

I'm sure you will feel compelled in a minute to jump on your autistic soapbox and preach to me good values or some other such shit.

>>85236811
That's the first time I psted in that conversation. And yeah I was kind of being facetious. The best thing that /tv/ did in the last 5 years was kick out all the prequel memers. Other than that it's just been consumed by people acting retarded about how everything is reddit and getting annexed by /pol/ for a few years.
>This whole conversation is embarrassing.
This is the MDE thread right?

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>>85236941
>theres more people in 4chan than viewers of most mainstream shows
KEK tourists really believe this.
>YOU ARE AN OUTSIDER BECAUSE I DISAGREE WITH YOU DISAGREEING WITH MY DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR
Kill yourself already, if anyone has outed themselves here, it's you. I don't normally call things "reddit" but holy shit do you sound like that meme right now.

Someone is actually trying to argue that 4chan is le ebin popular bruh.

>>85236941
>you are judging us from an outside perspective.
Also, I've been here for over 10 years Mr. Hugbox. I don't have anything to prove, I'm not in need of attention.

>>85237056
unique monthly IPs are measured by the milliions holy fuck you never read a moot post ever

>>85237169
Millions of visitors on a site isn't a lot, my autistic friendo. We don't get even a third of the traffic that most mainstream sites do.

>>85237202
no one is comparing this shithole with facebook, only you

>>85236962
i'm not religious. the fact that you were so quick to think I was is very telling. at the risk of making the same mistake I'll just say that you're giving off a very fedora vibe right now. hedonism, self-indulgence, and a lack of discipline is the most evil thing man can endure. you don't understand this yet because you're still 16 and think that docile low-t body you use to shitpost on television forums at night is behaving the way a normal body does. do you often find yourself not being able to concentrate in class? you might be suffering from brain fatigue. if you do have an issue with masturbation, and by issue I mean you're jerking off more than 10-15 times a month, then I urge you to practice self restraint and discipline. just try it out for a month and see how your mood changes. i'm not one of those lunatic nofap/trad/christ fags. i dont believe that you should only fuck or cum when it comes to procreation. but i do believe that moderation is imperative

>>85237169
>trying this hard
Who are you trying to convince? Does it make you feel better?

>>85237056
$ 8 8 9 M I L L I O N

>>85237227
I didn't mention Facebook, I'm just trying to break you free of this obvious delusion that this website is popular. Again, it doesn't even get nearly a third of the traffic most other sites get on an hourly basis.

You really sound like a hugbox defender, stop.

>>85237232
Oh, you were baiting me. Gotcha. I'm glad you straightened that out for me.

>>85237319
stop jerking off

>>85237232
>"I'm sure you will feel compelled in a minute to jump on your autistic soapbox and preach to me good values or some other such shit."
>He does it
clockwork.

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>>85236457
>I come here, but I'm better than everyone else that comes here, I'm just here for le memes.

>>85237341
>>85237232
>nofap pseudoscience

>>85237341
No? Since there are no health risks to masturbating 10 times a month. There are thirty days in most months, you can masturbate 3 times a week and make that quota easy. You sound retarded.

>>85237275
I wish it wasn't popular, you retard, we would have redittors spamming 24/7 and tranies trying to teach us the blessing of social justice, or bitches taking every shit we post as face value for their clickbait articles

>>85237202
You're being silly. It's unambiguously the biggest and most famous anonymous imageboard in the world. It is actively targeted by political and corporate messaging strategists because they know that it is a major means of disseminating information to everywhere else. Redditors come to 4chan to find shit to take to reddit. So do tumblrers and everyone else. Then there's 4chans direct influence through twitter that we can't really quantify.

I mean fuck the fappening was one of the biggest tech and celebrity scandals ever and 4chan was at the heart of it. We've been linked to mass murder and the rise of the nu-nazis and everything else.

And it'll likely be a billion dollar valued company within in like 2 years

>>85237368
>but I'm better than everyone else that comes here
Nice projection bud, I never said that. Quote where I did.

>>85237355
wow anon defends his argument despite sperg predicting he would. amazing
>>85237379
nofap = bad
fapping more than 15 times a month = bad
>>85237403
kys you fucking moron

>>85237498
Wait, not 15 times a month is bad? Woah, what new science are you going to reveal to me to convince me of that bombshell? I'm sure you have the inside scoop.

>>85237498
>nofap = bad
>fapping more than 15 times a month = bad

How did you arbitrarily decide this?

all you that like this shit need to be put in front of a fucking firing line

total waste of human life

>>85237462
>It is actively targeted by political and corporate messaging strategists because they know that it is a major means of disseminating information to everywhere else
Oh, so your problem is that you are paranoid? Gotcha. No faggot, nobody cares.

>>85237462
This is so fucking delusional that I cringed.

>>85237544
heh nothin personal kid

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>>85237554
ok fine I know yopu are just a contrarian, probably jumping from board to board, 4chan is plagued with bots since years ago

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>>85237498
>STOP MASTURBATING OMFG THE HEDONISM!!! REEEEE!! PLEASE TAKE MY 200 YEAR OLD MORALFAG ARGUMENT SERIOUSLYYYY REEEE!

>>85237554
>>85237591
a second apart kukuku

>>85237635
Oh, now there are bots here too? I bet you unironically think there are "disinfo shills" and "Disney shills" here too.

You ever think that maybe, it's just you? Maybe there is no complex psy-op mission and you're just a schizoid freak?

For our friends on mobile:

https://sys.4chan.org/tv/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=85229776

>>85237670
Do you not know how long a second is? Can you tell time?

anyone know who did the opening narration? that guy is phenomenal

>>85237527
>>85237536
your testosterone is your essence. corporations and bigpharma is pushing this "masturbation 3 times a day is good for you and empowering" meme so that you all become a bunch of docile drugged bugmen. cut the amount of times you jerk off in half for one month and you'll see what i mean. it will be hard, and the fact that it IS hard should be alarming.

your reaction to this will be "lol ur so crazy anon xD you're insane xDD you cant seriously believe that the media is pushing this masturbation meme because they want to make us more docile! u crazy alex jones idiot xDD"

if this is how you think then you should triple the amount of times you jerk off. please jerk off 5 times a day for 5 years. i want you to die early because we don't need people that think the way you do. go to work with buttplugs because you got tired of watching avant garde amputee rape dungeon porn in the same living room as your grandmother for the "thrill". the more you jerk off, the more you become promiscuous and hedonistic, the tolerant your dick will become. it's like a drug, always needing the next, stronger fix.
>>85237642
if this is how you think then you should triple the amount of times you jerk off. please jerk off 5 times a day for 5 years. i want you to die early because we don't need people that think the way you do. go to work with buttplugs because you got tired of watching avant garde amputee rape dungeon porn in the same living room as your grandmother for the "thrill". the more you jerk off, the more you become promiscuous and hedonistic, the tolerant your dick will become. it's like a drug, always needing the next, stronger fix.

>>85237713
Are you asking to report phoneposters? I thought we didn't like censorship here?

>>85237685
shills are just like the guys taking care of twitter accounts and shit, is that the stuff you want to hear from me? no one is talking about magical alien reptiles, just bots and corporate employees

>>85236853
you're the type of cancer who thought hobo with a shotgun was simply epic winz

>>85237747
I'm still waiting for all that scientific proof about masturbation, buckaroonie. Or any sort of evidence.

Any moment now.

all of this because an "epic oldfag" with ten years of lurking doesn't like Cody Cigar

>>85237462
I don't know about a billion dollar company but the thing is, it doesn't even matter. Money isn't important. Hitler didn't have money and look what he accomplished and how talked he is even today.

Now the thing about 4chan controlling popular culture, and what the people who say "4chan cannot be so influental if it isn't the biggest site!" is that the normie sheep masses don't decide what's popular. They simply follow the trend. That's what facebook, reddit ect. is, trend following sites for the masses. Jews are a fraction of global population but still they controlled global culture until 4chan came along. Same thing. It's a small intellectual elite that creates the trends and big masses follow. 4chan is that trend creator, and that's why it doesn't matter if it isn't as big as facebook.

>>85237790

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C70TN1Tuis0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l01-FGRATbw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFCroEFvWkI

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>>85237747
>THE MEDIA IS TELLING YOU TO MASTURBATE AND USE BUTTBLUCKS AS PART OF AN ELABORATE DE-TESTOSTERONING PLOT! IT IS TO MAKE YOU DOCILE!
>but hey, I'm not a crazy Alex Jones idiot ;)
Shit buddy, you seem to have a really intense gripe with masturbating.

>>85237747
>this is the IQ of an MDEfag.
I'm not surprised.

>>85237747
> corporations and bigpharma is pushing this "masturbation 3 times a day is good for you and empowering" meme

This literally doesnt exist.

> it's like a drug, always needing the next, stronger fix.

Now I get it, you are gay but are trying to act like it was just a "phase" or a "path" you went down because some faceless power convinced you to jerk off so much, you became a deviant

Jesus christ anon, its not THAT big of a deal.

>>85237554
there are literally paid and probono political activists from all sides that come her to spread the current messaging strategy. There are literally new media marketing campaigns that have interns trying to find ways to use 4chan to get free marketing. i'm not sure why you people are just so trusting of the intents of the people that are here using an anonymous imageboard with a board culture heavy on destructive ironic shenanigans.
>Gotcha. No faggot, nobody cares.
And yet here you are. Telling yourself that nobody is interested in influencing you. Just because it's cartoonishly easy to use 4chan to influence thought and behavior doesn't mean anyone WOULD. I'm certainly not working right now.
>>85237591
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbMWdIjArg0

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>>85237854
Well shit! Three Youtube videos? Woah, you have me convinced.

>>85237854
>nignog on youtube
>scientific data

wow

>>85237854
wow very scientific

>>85237901
>there are literally paid and probono political activists from all sides that come her to spread the current messaging strategy.
Not really. Not here.
>There are literally new media marketing campaigns that have interns trying to find ways to use 4chan to get free marketing
I literally work in digital media marketing and I can tell you that no...that's paranoid. I'd love for you to explain to me what sort of value there is in shilling here, besides placing ads on the site
>i'm not sure why you people are just so trusting of the intents of the people that are here using an anonymous imageboard with a board culture heavy on destructive ironic shenanigans.
Because I don't wear tinfoil on my fat NEET head or suffer from a pesecution complex?

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>>85237920
>>85237910
Force yourself not to jerk off, it will give you a short temper and make you irritable!

>>85237981
*persecution

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>>85237981
>there's no marketing on /tv

time to sleep

>>85237901
Kiddo, you sound paranoid as all fuck and type like a nut.

>>85237844
>I don't know about a billion dollar company but the thing is, it doesn't even matter. Money isn't important.
It is when you're a fucking website m8.
>Hitler didn't have money
kek if ever there was a time to compare a website to hitler

Yeah fuck off with your muh jews tribalist nigger shit. You want to talk like a chimp go to /pol/.

I'm saying 4chan is relatively influential on internet culture. That some 4chan memes leak to other places and evolve into other shit. I don't care about the means by which you convince yourself that some spoopy boogieman is the reason your life sucks.

>>85237790
you're literally saying that excessive masturbation doesn't decrease testosterone levels. you are fucking insane please stop talking
>>85237855
compare T levels of modern male to people 1 generation ago, 10 generations ago, and 100 generations ago. masturbation is just one of the many ways in which the elite have turned is into bugmen. you suck on plastic bottles for your entire life, you touch receipts your entire life, you were in your mother's womb when she was sleeping on a mattress and just happened to inhale the type of dust that fucks your T before you're even born because your fucking careless bitch mother didn't do two seconds of googling to see that she should've eaten grassfed dairy instead of regular dairy while she was pregnant with you. you're the reason you are the way you are FUCKED out of the naturale level of T that you ought to have because of your bitch mother, the receipts that EVERY store is required to give you. printed with BPA

bisophenol A

google: bisophenol A + estrogen, BPA + estrogen, plastic bottles + estrogen, soy + estrogen

you are all insane bugmen. you feel like shit at work. you need caffine. you hate yourself for staring at a screen shitposting with JIM FROM THE OFFICE (OMG I LOVE THAT GUY xD!!!!!!!) reaction images because your hormone balance is EXTRATERRESTRIAL compared to your ancestors

fuck all of you, i give you this information and all you can do is "lol ur crazy !! xD"

google those things i told you to google, change your life.

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>>85238037
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>>85237981
>>85237921
>>85237920
>>85237910

>>85238037
The argument wasn't that there is no marketing on /tv/ you retarded faggot. The argument was if there is a supa dupa secret infiltration attempt to psy-op you into thinking rightthink about...something. That's a nonsense position in paranoid land.

>>85238074
>you're literally saying that excessive masturbation doesn't decrease testosterone levels
I think you may be retarded and not know how testosterone works. It doesn't, kid. Whatever pseudo-scientist who told you that is a nutjob.

Testosterone levels don't decrease when you ejaculate you fucking moron. Also, I'm still waiting on you to source something. Just screeching "use google" is being a lazy cunt.

>>85238074
>still no sources

Am I the only one that doesn't get this?

I like Sam Hyde but...what the fuck was that?

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>>85238074
>don't touch receipts or eat dairy, the gubment is trying to kill your sperm that way!
KEK you are such a fucking spaz.

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>>85238074
>>85238211
>>85238170
>>85238144
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/11760788?ordinalpos=16&itool=EntrezSystem2.PEntrez.Pubmed.Pubmed_ResultsPanel.Pubmed_RVDocSum

>>85238099
because imagining a guy doing 8 hours of work in front of a computer with a dozen sites to post on including this is a supadupa conspiration.
agencies waste much more time and money catfishing dudes with fake 15 yrs girls, but some cheep as dirt social experiments are super crazy to think about

>>85238220
Yeah again, masturbating does not lower testosterone levels though. Did you even read this? Are you autistic? Are you retarded?

>>85238186
they are spoofing buddy cop movies
>>85238267
you are hopeless. don't have any children

>>85238074
>>85238220
>you're literally saying that excessive masturbation doesn't decrease testosterone levels

It doesnt, you body produces testosterone as it sees fit. When you are working out your balls by ejaculating a lot, you are producing more than someone who doesnt.
Whatever "excess" amount of testosterone you get after stopping jerking off doesnt last long. Your body does a very good job of balancing your hormones.

Also this is the most ironic post I have ever seen in my fucking life.
"low T" is literally a marketing gimmick by big pharma to sell testosterone to men going through a midlife crisis.

People with actual testosterone disorders are the dudes who are frail and look/sound like women.

>>85238267
He has a hard time understanding simple concepts.

>>85238236
A few outliers isn't a trend that there is a widespread conspiracy. But again, you haven't proved fucking shit objectively...so it's all just your schizoid feefees.

I wouldn't put it past you if you were a /pol/fag, this is their type of logic. At the end of the day, you have no real evidence and it's just a bunch of autistic crying about shit you want to be true.

>>85238299
I don't think you even know what testosterone is. How stupid do you have to be to think that masturbating lowers your testosterone levels?

Has to be bait, nobody is that obtuse.

why are sam "our guy" hyde threads always the best threads on /tv/

>>85238374
They aren't.

>>85237897
>This literally doesnt exist.
Not that anon, but were you saying that BigPharma doesn't exist?

>>85238303
dude how fucking deluded are you? testosterone doesnt get produced "as your le body sees le fit xD" your entire life you dumb fucking faggot.. it decreases as you get older which is why these big pharma sell it to men in "mid life crises"

please just shut the fuck up. leave this thread. i'm trying to educate people about receipts
>>85238364
>higher test concentrations were observed following the period of abstinence
what more do you want anon? you jerk off less you'll have higher T. you jerk off more you'll have lower T

please just shut the fuck up from now on your reading comprehension is irreparably damaged from how many times you've read that danny phantom incest fanfic

>>85238431
>>higher test concentrations were observed following the period of abstinence
Okay, I'm repeat this again for you: That does not mean that masturbating lowers testosterone.

I'm utterly convinced you are retarded.

>>85238431
>you jerk off less you'll have higher T. you jerk off more you'll have lower T
That's literally not what the study says at all you illiterate fucking clod.

>>85238074
...do...do you think estrogen infuses into your body when you eat food with it?

>>85238416
It doesnt try to get you to consume pornography

>>85238555
Oh, no it doesn't. I was just saying that BigPharma is a real lobby.

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>>85238431
>please just shut the fuck up. leave this thread. i'm trying to educate people about receipts
>THE RECEIPTS!
>DON'T TOUCH THE RECEIPTS!

>>85238449
okay I'm going to break this down one last time, line by line so it's easy for you.

>higher testosterone concentration
let me translate this one for you sweety :)) higher means GREATER, testosterone concentration = amount of T

>were observed
this word means "seen" :)

>following the period of abstinence
abstinence is a big word.. especially for someone that thinks hedonism isn't a problem and that a lack of discpline is empowering and that sexual deviancy isn't toxic but liberating.. let me explain to you what this word means and what it entails. abstinence = the practice of restraining oneself from indulging in something. in this case that something is sex and masturbation.

so let me summarize this

no cumming = higher T concentration

>>85238482
stop trolling. either you are blind or you are mentally insane

>>85238519
no. just stay away from too much of it. check your pastries, check your bread, check your chewing gum. if it has "soy" or "soy leichtin" in the ingredients then throw it in the trash. unless you want to keep those swollen nipples and those bitch tits
>>85238604
dont touch the receipts
http://www.newsweek.com/youre-absorbing-bpa-your-receipts-study-shows-230178
http://www.plasticpollutioncoalition.org/pft/2016/12/23/is-bpa-on-thermal-paper-a-health-hazard
http://health.howstuffworks.com/wellness/avoid-bpa-exposure-from-cash-register-receipts.htm

What the fuck happened to this thread?

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>>85238630
Yes, I'll break this down again a third time for you too:

higher concentration of testosterone

in periods of abstinence

do not conclude

that masturbating lowers testosterone levels.

>>85237981
>Not really. Not here.
True. Mostly /pol/ on 4chan. But that's mostly not American marketing and they're not selling a product.
>I literally work in digital media marketing and I can tell you that no...that's paranoid.
I'm not saying it's effective or widespread, I'm saying there's always people looking at how you can use this kind of system to manufacture consent. It's a lot easier to agitate though than actually get a bunch of autist anons to buy something.
>I'd love for you to explain to me what sort of value there is in shilling here, besides placing ads on the site
Again there's almost no non-ad marketing because like you're saying threre's no reason to. There will always be people creating content for free if it's about a new whatever.
>Because I don't wear tinfoil on my fat NEET head
I'm not fat and I'm not a neet. I also "literally work in digital media and production and distribution." Got my communication degree with concentrations on production and new media studies. Spent 2 years working for the Republican party of my state being paid to post stuff and email stuff and man a bunch of twitter accounts etc. And this was back in like 2010-2012. Promoting online support for the rise of the tea party was my full time job for awhile. They took out establishment Republicans by doing shit like entrapping them in the money laundering shit with the signs and then giving evidence to the FBI and ruining their lives (just to take over the sign laundering racket). They where merciless and free of ethics or restraint back then. And we were only getting into reddit when I quit. You think they just stopped all that 5 years ago? You think that entire billion dollar election industrial complex that rose up since citizens united ruling just stops when an election is over? Now they're just spending the money on and focus on keeping people agitated.
>from a pesecution complex?
I don't think I do. I'm kind of the persecutor.

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>>85238068
Was Bobby Fischer, the greatest chess player, also a chimp? Are you sure it is me and not you who has the low iq?

I still can't believe Sam "tranny sex isn't gay" Hyde had his own tv show

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>>85238630
>NOT THE RECEIPTS!!! OMFG!!!!!

>>85238220
So you have to wait 3 weeks for the effects to work?
Then why are you telling me to jack off 15 times a month, aka every other day?

>>85231789
So you're saying MDE is just like SNL?

>>85238630
>no cumming = higher T concentration
That's not what the study said at all.

>>85238683
Illiterate man is afraid of his T levels, lashes out against others

>>85238074
You tell those sapes Cleve.
Say, when's Grimoire coming out?

>>85238374
He is inspiring.

>>85238684
>theres a video of a bird that was killed because some kid with a knife stabbed it repeatedly

>this video does not conclude that the bird was killed by some kid with a knife
>>85238708
anon be serious with me for one second. are you fit? how fat are you? how thin is your hair? do you have trouble concentrating? are you dependent on coffee? can you go at least one week without jerking off? will you have trouble not jerking off in this week?
>>85238734
3 weeks was just an arbitrary number the study chose, just like the 15 figure i keep posting. it's different for everyone. how often do you jerk off if you don't mind me asking?

>>85238742
re-read the highlighted part. then re-read it again. after you re-read it for the second time just close the thread and go shitpost in another thread for the rest of your day
>>85238763
epic reddit phrasing
>>85238778
what the fuck are you saying?

>>85232573
>"NEVER MDE!!!"
>*DIES*

t. heidecker

>>85238686
Yeah, except none of this is what that other anon was saying.

>>85229776
charles gives me the creeps

>>85232844
It's post-[post-ironic] desu

>>85233017
Thank you for thinking this aloud (si I don't have to)

ALSO, CATCH THE NEW SEASON OF DECKER: [SOMETHING] ONLY ON ADULT SWIM!!!!!

>>85238818
>how often do you jerk off if you don't mind me asking?

Ill jerk off every day or every other day for a week or two, then ill go a week or two and not even think about porn at all.

>>85238889
then you're fine

>>85238818
>theres a video of a bird that was killed because some kid with a knife stabbed it repeatedly
>this video does not conclude that the bird was killed by some kid with a knife
nice wrong false equivalence, faggot. You are doing an inverse logic fallacy, assuming the opposite of a thing (which is not mentioned or part of the study) is true. It's a fallacy, mate.
>anon be serious with me for one second. are you fit? how fat are you? how thin is your hair? do you have trouble concentrating? are you dependent on coffee? can you go at least one week without jerking off? will you have trouble not jerking off in this week?
I used to be fit, I'm not fat though. I love jerking off. I like having orgasms. Weird, I know.
>3 weeks was just an arbitrary number the study chose, just like the 15 figure i keep posting.
That's a funny way of saying "I pulled this out of my ass".
>re-read the highlighted part. then re-read it again.
Everyone did you dumb faggot. Nowhere do they imply that masturbation lowers testosterone levels, nowhere is that an implication, nowhere is there evidence for that. That's a pseudo-science meme and the best you could do to defend it, is post some literal who's Youtube channel. Fuck off.

You're illiterate, mate.

>>85238916
Im like literally every other late 20 year old who doesnt sit and worry about testosterone pseudo science.
Its the natural aging process, not some fucking big pharma conspiracy to control you with low T levels.

>>85235759
>"The Simpsons did thst already"

>>85238818
Also, in case you needed some extra help:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confusion_of_the_inverse

>>85238700
>Was Bobby Fischer, the greatest chess player, also a chimp?
Well he's literally schizophrenic. And yeah being a tribalist nigger chimp has nothing to do with having a savant skill or high intelligence quotient. Plenty of people with high IQs or success are more likely to fall into cognitive biases where they become convinced of their own bullshit because how could a jesus be wrong?!
>Are you sure it is me and not you who has the low iq?
I don't know or care about your iq you fucking tryhard. I assume you likely have a personality disorder more than anything.
>>85238833
greentext exactly what that other non is saying,
>except none of this is what that other anon was saying.
lose lose desufam

>>85238985
>lose lose desufam
Ew, you sound like a retard.

>>85235759
>Tim and Eric's show is filled with hatred and contempt for modern television and corporation
I always got a vibe like their show/s had hatred and contempt for Mr cuz they sure as hell never entertained me or, especially, made me laugh.

>2stoned4you

>>85238818
>can't just show any actual study saying that masturbation lowers testosterone levels
>because no such data exists.
Really rattles the ol' brain box.

>>85235827
I hate Michael Ian black. I was first introduced to him on VH1's "I love the 80s" and the way the guy sneered at you like he's so much better than you, the topic at hand, and even the show itself = ugh... Yeah I'm really gonna want to go watch "Stella" now =P

Perfect match for Tim & Eric 2bqh;. Dude transcends the format/medium/system.... Just ask him (i'd add "and/or his fanboys" but unlike t&e who the fuck is a Michael Ian black fanboy? The dude makes Mo Rocca look good by comparison FFS =)

>>85239013
you taste like a faggot.

>>85236280
>chicken nugget scoon!

>>85239180
Are you a cannibal?

>>85229776
I already saw this 5 days ago.

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>LEAVE RECEIPTS TO ME!

>>85238948
>false equivalence
anon no one will ever tell you this but every time you resort to faggot debate terms like this you lose even if you're the only one with the facts. so stop saying "ad hominem", "inverse logic fallacy", "false equivalency" in arguments from now on if you don't want to risk looking like a dolt. you could very well be right but because you use those terms I win the entire argument
>i love jerking off. I like having orgasms
you think you like it because of the way it feels but you are 100% wrong. you like cumming because you fear death. i can elaborate if this interests you but you must first be willing to take it as fact
>pulled this out of my ass
no i did not, just stop jerking off so often you LIMP DOCILE BUGMAN FUCK jesus christ. maybe it'll make you fit again. when you jack off you go into refractory period where you feel like you just ran a mile and don't feel like doing any physical labour. try cutting the amount of times you jerk off in half and instead going to the gym to lift weights and run. you'll become fit again and wont have to jerk off because stacy's panties will drop to the floor faster than your dick can fit in her pussy. and once you start fucking regularly you're not going to be such a horny faggot anymore

i'm not going to even address that last point because we've already established that i;m 100% right when it comes to jacking off and LOW T docility. you're just a faggot that likes jacking off to assholes and are so cognitively biased that you're grasping at straws for ways to defend your perverted tendencies

>>85238965
>natural aging process
you sound like you were a big jerker offer in highschool and middle school. in which case you're one of the victims of media manipulation and cultural marxism jew porno etc..
>>85238978
holy shit citing the term was the icing on the case
>>85239111
google it
>>85239260
wow look at this guy he saw the video 5 days before this thread was made

>>85239299
alex jones is too much of a chicken shit cuck to cover BPA poisoning

>>85239305
>a fallacy is a faggot debate term
>so don't use them
>just let me use fallacies in peace!!
>just google the thing I won't prove!
>cultural marxism jew porno reeee!
WEEEWWW LADDDD, you are going off the deep end, aren't you?

>>85239339
He's covered all sorts of made up, paranoid fantasies, why wouldn't he cover this one?

>>85239378
stop touching receipts

>>85238948
>Professional Thread Derailment

It's like Marcellus Wallace called in some pipe hitting [esteemed persons of color] to deal with this not-negative-enough Sam Hyde thread =\

And for the record NO, Marcellus Wallace does NOT look like a B!

>>85239305
>you could very well be right but because you use those terms I win the entire argument
This is the most autistic safespace shit I have ever read.

>>85239408
precisely because it's not paranoid or made up. there have been countless studies on bpa. no im not going to link you them because google exists and you have fingers.
>>85239438
stop touching receipts

>>85239305
>you are wrong to like orgasms.
Cutting edge stuff here, anon.

>>85239255
Are you a retard?
>Ew, you sound like a retard.
>reading this with the voice in your head
>you sound like a retard

And if eating my boogers makes me a cannabal thatn call me jeffrey dahmer

>>85239305
The video was unlisted until today

>>85239180
>Anon knows what a faggot tastes like

These are the kind of hijinks thst ensure when you live in a realm devoid of mirrors! (Read: tumblr =)

>>85239472
>>you are wrong to like orgasms.
source? i don't remember saying this.

>>85239461
>precisely because it's not paranoid or made up.
Yes it is.
there have been countless studies on bpa
And none of them say low concentrations are harmful to humans.
>no im not going to link you them because google exists and you have fingers.
Because you are a lazy fucking cunt who is doubling down on shit he knows is retarded.

>>85239505
>you think you like it because of the way it feels but you are 100% wrong
t. you

>>85229776
Did 90mgs of Oxy before watching for the ultimate Smocaine experience

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HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!

>>85239477
Buddy, I have no clue what any of this means.

>>85239305
>i'm not going to even address that last point because we've already established that i;m 100% right when it comes to jacking off and LOW T docility.
But you aren't...

i see the thread has slowed down.. anons must be googling bpa in plastic bottles and receipts and realizing that i'm literally right about everything. i do this because i love you all
>>85239527
>it is.
stopped reading righ tthere. just leave this thread and post a webm of some actresses showing their feet or something anon. live the rest of your docile life in the dark. you don't need this grown up stuff. you're clearly happy in your miserable pile of cum scented sheets
>>85239555
yes. your gen health teacher will tell you that you cum because it feels good. nothing is further from the truth. you dont fuck or jack off just because "it feels good". that's like saying you only eat because you like the way food tastes. you eat to convert that energy to live. you fuck because you're programmed, deep down in your genetic makeup, to fear dying alone. it only feels good because you're genetic structure is formed in a way that allows it to feel good because it NEEDS you procreate to survive
>>85239642
stop touching receipts

Show me shirts. What do they look like?

>>85239642
This is the kind of discourse/dialogue thst keeps me coming back to 4chan. I"m seriously invested to see if TLDR/professional-derailer anon or namefaggy anon comes out atop their enmity for the ages!

Jolly good show, I say! #KeepCalmerThanYouAreAndCarryOn, Walter!

>Elvis has now left the building!

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>>85239685
>masturbating feels good
>but it doesn't actually feel good
>but it does
>btw, masturbating lowers your testosterone levels but don't ask me to prove it teehee
Look at all these sources.

>>85239685
B4 I go, sir, I just wanna say it was s pleasure to watch you work. You make this an artform desu!

Srsly ppl like you make me think this place is kinda-sorta [relatively?] important sometimes!

>>85239729
Do you want me to lie to you and say you have proved that? That would be dishonest.

>>85239685
>you dont fuck or jack off just because "it feels good"
Shit, look at these truthbombs! I almost forgot that cumming is painful.

>>85239415
I'm picturing how autistic you must look at a restaurant when the check comes or they ask you to sign a receipt for your mastercard.
>PLEASE MISS I CAN'T! GET IT AWAY FROM ME! DON'T YOU KNOW ABOUT ESTROGEN???

>>85239741
what you're doing right now is called a redditarian retort. i explained clear as day why you're wrong about liking orgasms because it feels good. you resort to memeresponses and "le post source xD" because you're growing increasingly afraid with every post that i make. you're slowly realizing that i am right. you're slowly realizing that it's irrational to jerk off to your perverted fetishes 2-3 times a day. this terrifies you. you're currently in the denial phase. i predict you will stay in it for a very long period of time given your strange determination to defend your odd love for cumming 'because it feels good'. i hope you see the light
>>85239768
im glad you were entertained. hopefully it's not in a "lol look at this autistic faggot" kind of way. i've been half-shitposting in this thread. by that i mean i used hyperbole and meme phrasing to get my point across. BPA, soy, and masturbation are genuine problems and I urge you to do independent research to see if i'm truly meming or not. it could change your life.
>>85239818
redditarian retort
>>85239855
another redditarian retort. no substantial response so he resorts to having to imagine his opponent in ways that makes them look bad to make yourself feel better about your problem with masturbation. again, i hope you see the light

i'm leaving this thread now. i hope you all learned something today

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>>85236159
Sexual liberation has made women more miserable than ever before and you shouldn't lie about health to spare people's feelings.
I don't want my women to wear burkas, thats up to indiviual husbands.

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>>85239909
>redditarian retort
>redditarian retort
>redditarian retort

>>85239927
>Sexual liberation has made women more miserable than ever before
Which pastor told you that bullshit?

>>85239582
I'm not this >>85239909 retard, but thermal paper does contain high levels of BPA

BPA doesn't do anything to your T
levels (as far as I'm aware), but it will give you cancer.

>>85239909
>BPA, soy, and masturbation are genuine problems
Maybe if you are insane.

>>85239983
Exceptionally high levels of concentrated BPA over time may increase the risk of some cancers, possibly. Receipts at your local store do not have cancer-level BPA. You aren't going to fucking die if you touch a receipt.

>>85239909
Still waiting on a source.

>>85240018
Of course, a single receipt won't do much.

However, touching receipts for your whole life, eating canned foods, exposing yourself to other common sources of BPA, etc. can fuck you up.

Consider a mother breast-feeding her child; BPA is already a common find in most folk's urine samples, I don't think it's a stretch to say that we're hurting ourselves with a chemical overdose.
At least in the USA.

>>85240077
>However, touching receipts for your whole life, eating canned foods, exposing yourself to other common sources of BPA, etc. can fuck you up.
Then prove it, "not" samefag.

>>85233390
What's up with people like you? I see this everywhere on /tv/. Dumbasses saying "you only like it to fit in" or "you only hate it to fit in". Such a weak, retarded argument. No one else I know even watches or enjoys MDE. With whom am I trying to fit in by laughing at it by myself in my room?

>>85240089
>>85239966
you both emanate so much reddit it's almost blinding

>>85240077
I hate this Alex Jones meme that "every trace of chemical is going to kill you or is harmful". The human body isn't made of fucking glass, most of these chemicals do not do anything to your system in any trace amounts you receive from cans. This isn't like arsenic in tobacco, this is about chemicals that aren't proven to be harmful.

>>85240164
yes anon! that's exactly why obesity and disease it's the lowest it's ever been.. oh wait -__-

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>>85240147
>y-y-you rebbit
woah, how will I ever recover?

>>85240206
worldwide? Yes? Are you one of those antivaxxers or something? The last 100 years has literally been the best shape the human race has been in, in terms of medicine and disease prevention.

>>85240164
typical redditarian retort...

>>85240214
your conception of reality will be shattered in the ensuing months
>>85240237
obesity is the highest its ever been
cancer rates are higher than ever
nutrition is the worst its ever been

>>85240253
I wonder how long it is going to take you to figure out that "redditarian retort" isn't a phrase anyone uses.

>>85240164
>>85240089
Please stop putting words in my mouth; I pointed out that "trace" amounts of BPA will not injure the functions of the human body.

However, under high dosages it can cause stress. Here is a published paper to prove my point:
http://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0110509


This published paper looks at BPA and cancer, specifically in the prostate:
http://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0090332

>>85240267
>obesity is the highest its ever been
>cancer rates are higher than ever
>nutrition is the worst its ever been
None of this is really true though, is it? Why are you lying?

>>85240291
Buddy, I'm not arguing that high concentrations of BPA are harmful to some degree.

>>85231096
He would make a great trap.

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>>85240301
Worldwide the rate of obesity has nearly doubled since 1980, with just over 200 million adult men and just under 300 million adult women obese. (1)
Obesity rates have been steadily rising in children, too: In 2010, 43 million preschool children were overweight or obese, a 60 percent increase since 1990. (2)
A 2014 study of overweight and obesity in children and adults from 1980-2013 found that worldwide, the proportion of overweight or obese adults increased, and prevalence also increased substantially in children and adolescents in both developed and developing countries. (3)
These jumps in child and adult obesity rates show no sign of stopping without dedicated efforts to combat the epidemic.

>>85240267
>>85240399

https://www.cdc.gov/about/history/tengpha.htm

http://www.who.int/gho/publications/world_health_statistics/en/

https://ourworldindata.org/health-meta/

We seriously live in the best period of human health on a global scale. You can cherrypick obesity if you want but you are absolutely wrong about global levels of nutrition.

>>85236126
a dick is a dick

>>85240399
>Worldwide the rate of obesity has nearly doubled since
your chart is about US obesity, the CDC disagrees with you on global levels of obesity.

>>85240415
NUTRITION IS THE BEST ITS EVER BEEN PEOPLE ARE HEALTHIER THAN THEYVE EVER BEEN SO WHAT IF PEOPLE ARE FATTER THAN EVER? NUTRITION IS GREAT!!!!

>>85240334
Naturally, moreover the articles that I posted prove that natural human behavior in the United States will lead to high levels of BPA in the body.
Check >>85240291 this post for anyone else who skipped to this current post.

>>85240467
Just saying "NO REEE" After I linked you CDC and WHO data, just makes you look like a faggot.

smocaine -> porn -> receipts -> bpa -> obesity

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>>85240206
It obviously must be a Jewish, cultural marxist, psy-op mission to control the world by making everyone fat, amirite? For the Jewish takeover.

>>85239966
The same pastor that talked about how modern women are suffering from massive levels of depression and anxiety far exceeding previous generations- your god !SCIENCE!

>>85240482
>>85240482
>CDC and WHO
no one's ever heard of these industry cucks. prob get paid under the table by big pharma and shit. no1 gives a fuck about countires outside the us anyway bro. go listen to sam harris pwn noobs on his podcast faggo
t>>85240527
your children will be castrated

>>85240460
no, nevermind you were right about obesity doubling. I renig that. You were wrong about nutrition and disease though.

>>85240546
Women are more depressed now because more modern women work in the first world, you fucking dope. job stress and job-related anxiety lead to depression and spikes in general populations that factor both sexes in the workforce. These numbers wouldn't have been high 40 years ago, because women weren't as prevalent in career positions.

This somehow, in your retarded head, translates into "must be the fault of sexual liberation"

>>85240573
>You were wrong about nutrition and disease though.
nah. just wait. the obesity epidemic is still in it's infancy. the original obesity gen are in their 30s now. you're going to see a stark shift in the ensuing years. just look at how fast diabetes has increased in the last 10 years alone

>>85240636
I don't play guessing games. We will see when new data comes out then.

>>85240555
>nobody has ever heard of the CDC
really, mate?

>>85240633
that is part of the problem. as is as drastic increase in sexual promiscuity. i don't know why you're so adamant in your position that having more sex = no effect on one's mood
>>85240661
see you then

>>85240555
>your children will be castrated
By you?

>>85240717
no by the sex bots that society will deem acceptable to own as young as 10 yrs of age

>>85240715
"Promiscuity" isn't a issue unless you are a virgin moralfag, buddy. I know this may shock you, but people have sex...and more often than not, enjoy it. If your new autistic position is that sex makes people depressed, then you have a lot of issues.

>>85240742
>he doesn't want sexbots
>he thinks kids don't masturbate
Fuck you sound like a boring twat. Do you cry everytime you cum or something?

>>85240746
>people have sex
yes. having sex =/= promiscuity you dumb faggot
>>85240769
you're sick in the head. you have to be new here, there's no way you're not a redditor

>>85240800
>yes. having sex =/= promiscuity
It's like you live in a fantasy world. So to you, anyone who has sex at all, is promiscuous? Should we all be abstinent?
>you're sick in the head
Because I want a sexbot?

>>85240769
>OK with your children getting fucked by a robot as young as 10 years old

Dude, what the fuck?

>>85240800
>DON'T HAVE SEX!
>NO SEXBOTS!
>YOU REBBIT!

>>85240835
Do you barge into your children's room and stop them from masturbating? Do you scream at them and tell them that's wrong?

>>85229776
kys unfunny tranny fucking degenerate

inb4 some potato calls me a liberal just cause I hate their friend simulator

>>85240827
>So to you, anyone who has sex at all, is promiscuous? Should we all be abstinent?
do you have reading comprehension problems? i literally just said that having sex does not mean you're promiscuous
>Because I wan't a sexbot
no because you think it's ok for 10 year olds to have them
>>85240851
you really think it's okay for your child, someone who barely has any conception of discipline (probably none at all given his perverted parents) to be fucking a robot?
>>85240870
goal poast -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------v------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------> shifted


you are like these people https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0vPqxSVaG4

>>85240835
Why should I care if my kids fuck a robot for? I'm not going to burn dildos and fleshlights on a pyre either. They are machines. Who gives a fuck?

>>85240939
>no because you think it's ok for 10 year olds to have them
Some kids start masturbating as young as 11, you sheltered tard. If my kid wants to fuck a robot, why do I care?
>you really think it's okay for your child, someone who barely has any conception of discipline (probably none at all given his perverted parents) to be fucking a robot?
Yes, it's masturbation. There is literally nothing wrong with masturbation. Are you that faggot from earlier who thinks masturbation decreases testosterone levels? Fuck off, bud.

>>85240746
prize for the most reddit post of the year goes to you
kys you fucking negroidzee

>>85240939
>parents teach their kids about a basic human thing that everyone does
>literally what parents are supposed to do
Am I supposed to be appalled or something?

>>85240939
>MUH DISCIPLINE MEME ARGUMENT BACKED BY NO SCIENCE WHATSOEVER!!

>>85241016
>MUH REBBITTTTTTT MAYMAY
It gets old, moralfag.

>>85241045
>DUDE I WATCHED BILL NYE VIDEOS ON PLEBBIT WHILE I WAS STONED
>DUDE I NEVER STUDIED SCIENCE BUT LET ME TALK ABOUT WHY ALL MY POLITICAL OPINIONS FED TO ME BY MY PSYCHOLOGY PROFESSOR MAKES ME A RATIONAL SCIENTIFIC PERSON 420 BLAZEIT AND ACT LIKE A CHIMP NIGGER CUZ IT FEELS GOOD

>>85240943
>>85240997
>>85241031
>>85241045
I have nothing else to add. I'm sorry you are so ignorant of human nature. Degeneracy is normal now. People will let their children get fucked by an adult robot with a 9 inch dick because it's "natural". It goes without saying that you clearly have different conceptions of sexuality and human behavior. Does it not frighten you that teenagers nowadays have the most extreme taste in porn? Does it not frighten you that underaged girls today are wearing the shortest shorts that underaged girls have ever worn before? I mean don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that we should go full burka but Jesus Christ what the fuck is wrong with you people? I sometimes forget that /tv/'s average age is around 16 so you people grew up with this stuff and think it's normal. I can't even begin to fathom how depraved your children will be. Sex is a drug. The more you consume it the higher your tolerance becomes like the BPAanon said earlier. Please read some literature for fucks sake.

>>85241154
So this all just boils down to the "muh degeneracy" meme?
>>85241150
nice strawman argument there.

>>85241173
>So this all just boils down to the "muh degeneracy" meme?
yes

>>85241173
go jump off a fucking bridge you sick fuck

>>85241154
>Does it not frighten you that teenagers nowadays have the most extreme taste in porn?
No.
>Does it not frighten you that underaged girls today are wearing the shortest shorts that underaged girls have ever worn before?
No, fashion changes over time.
>I can't even begin to fathom how depraved your children will be.
They are going to be well-rounded and not be afraid to masturbate or grow up with some weird anti-sex mental deficiency. I will do what any decent parent does and teach about safe sex and hope they make the right decisions.

Since you know, I'm not a turboautist like yourself.

>>85241031
>literally what parents are supposed to do
nigger what the fuck? i dont know anyone that learned how to jack off from their parents

>>85241154
>but Jesus Christ what the fuck is wrong with you people?
It might just be you...

>>85241257
t. has his wife's last name which she got from the father of the kids you are raising

>>85241257
>They are going to be well-rounded
hahahahahahahahhaahhahahhahahahahhhahahahhahhaahhaahahhahhahah https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7OPc65HdIA

>>85241274
>my parents never bothered to teach me about sex and masturbation
>so nobody does
Well, moralfags and christcucks usually are behind the curve when it comes to anything. That isn't surprising that you were sheltered.

>>85241310
I'm not quite sure what the point of showing me this video is.
>people have different sexual preferences
Gee, really blowing the lid off of quite the scandal here.

>>85241154
>please read some of my abstinence leaflets or propaganda!

>>85241226
it's a meme, mate.

>>85241154
They haven't read Libido Dominandi, anon.

>>85241310
So, can people only have approved sex that you agree with? Missionary, in the dark, for procreation?

>>85238449
You know bro the hormone balancer system is one of the biggest and most important systems in human body. If you produce too much testosterone on your own, the system will tone it down, if too little, vice versa. That's why when you fap a lot, your balls starts producing more testosterone and after you stop fapping they will keep producing more testosterone for a while before the system tones it down. Do you see monks living in abstence as epitome of manliness? No? That's because the hormone system keeps the level of testosterone in check.

You should really study the whole human body, not just small amount of studies, to get a real idea of what is happening. Human body is one big system of sub systems and you need to know the whole before you can understand the real function of parts. Study the whole of human body and then come back.

t. a medfag.

>>85241351
yes well rounded people get turned on by rape and well rounded people are in open relationships where they both fuck as many people as they want. that is a welll rounded couple
>>85241415
they must watch the nobodytm vid at least

can't wait for Fuhrer President Barron Trump to purge all these degenerate roasties, Negroidzees, grotesquely degenerate Chads, prostitutes, sluts, and sodomites. The streets of America will run red with the blood of these amoral degenerates.

>>85241309
>more made up arguments in my head
you certainly are hotheaded that other people are having sex.

>>85241448
only about half of this was correct in terms of masturbation. You don't fucking lose testosterone levels if you masturbate.
>t. a medfag
lying on the internet, samefag?

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>redditors thinking its ok for their 10yos 2 get fukd by tyrell9000

>>85241452
>and well rounded people are in open relationships where they both fuck as many people as they want.
Yes. If both partners agree that this is something they want to do and have open communication, then yeah. That's pretty well-rounded.
>yes well rounded people get turned on by rape
It's called a "sexual" fantasy for a reason, mate.

>>85241531
google microchimerism

>>85241514
>moralfags think it's not okay for children to masturbate with robots.
Fixed that for you.

>>85241557
What in the living fuck does that have to do with masturbation?