/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

>>85228487
Damn that tick had a lot of blood

third for drumpfing man

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Off to that place with no stars night tpg

Chester Bennington was killed by David Lynch!

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>I don't believe I've handed over my guuUUN TO ANYBODY IN MY ENTIRE LIIIIIIIFE

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyVjdQXNs9s

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have you preordered my book yet /tv/?

Johnny Guitar.

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Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. (Pic is evil Cooper)
Listen https://youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM

There are currently 5 actual autistic characters on this show right now.

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>>85228632
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXjTnPHAlmk

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The perfect woman doesn't exi-

>>85228693
Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that CCR recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms that the Cooper in those spoiler images "ain't me", ie isn't the real Cooper.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Beda3kFNjo

>>85228660
no
but I'll read it once I find it in my country or get it as a gift for Christmas, whichever comes first

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How will cherrypiefags ever recover now that we have chocolate cake?

>>85228629
Why isn't he on the show?

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>>85228754

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>>85228742

>>85228754
*smashes your face in*

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https://www.reddit.com/r/twinpeaks/comments/6oe6u6/s3e10_jack_rabbits_palace_253_and_the_purple_room/?st=J5CTRN1F&sh=e771e046

REDDIT FIGURED IT OUT

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>David Lynch will never find your photograph in a Seattle theatre production advertisement and decide he wants to repeatedly rape, abuse, and molest you while also wrapping you in plastic and leaving you on a beach in the freezing cold Northwest weather for 2 weeks

It hurts to live.

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david lunch lol

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>>85229055
This picture makes me so hard.

The look in his eye, you just KNOW they banged.

Lynch is known to be THE most hung guy in Hollywood, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed Laura's pussy.

they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with Lynch barely able to force it past the knob, and Laura moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on Lynch's throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria.

>>85228759
This song
>>85228693
Is actually in Twin Peaks and don't know why people refuse to believe that fact https://consequenceofsound.net/2016/08/eddie-vedder-contributes-new-song-to-david-lynchs-twin-peaks-revival/

>>85228754
What the FUCK was her problem?

>>85228660
Yes sir

>>85228793
He retired from acting

because he wasn't good at it

>>85228928
Not sure I believe this but if it is true, October 1st is probably in episode 11 so that would be nice if Cooper came back then.

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>ywn be one of his actors
>ywn form a long-lasting bond with him
>ywn get a call from him telling you he wants you in his next project

https://youtu.be/VDN1jZnzUYY

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>>85229261
>he will never regale you with stories about his cock on set

>>85228628
>Offscreen crimes of David Lynch

Wjay is the story with Diane?

She seemed to be helping GC when she interviewed dopplecoop in yanakton prison but then she is texting him investigation updates in encryption.

Did bad dale yank her into the black lodge and switch her for her Dirty Diane?

>>85229261
>form a long-lasting bond with him
Seriously, how does he do it?

Richard is Billy Zanes son

>>85229261
Llorando...

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>>85229261
I'm sorry lynch

please bring me back

>>85229499
imagine the butthurt

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The call that saved television.

>>85228537
So I read a post that said Twin Peaks is really about two magicians from rival lodges, is this true? Are they Mike and Bob? is Balthazar Getty's character somehow related to this? How about the Tremmond kid? I'm a pleb so I don't get this sorts of things.

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Look at this ass

>>85229664
Unf
Noice

>>85229148
1) the lyrics don't support this interpretation
2) this interview: http://welcometotwinpeaks.com/actors/kyle-maclachlan-dale-cooper-mr-c-dougie/
3) It would be a shit story - and Lynch sticks his landings

Why do you believe the Veddermen?

>>85229651
Mike and Bob were on the same team and Mike's motivations are still not that clear. They're probably Bob and the Giant. Apparently this is basically the plot to a book that Aleister Crowley wrote. I don't think Red is a Lodge spirit but he might have some ties to them. We don't know anything about the Tremmonds outside of them being Lodge spirits.

>>85229546
J U S T. She was so cute as Donna. What a fucking shame.

>>85229664
>tfw you will never fuck maddy in the ass while calling her laura

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who is this guy?

>>85229849
Heinrich Viegel

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>>85229700
>>85229809

Reminder Dougie is based of Parsifal the "Pure Fool"

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>>85229849
didnt read the book

>>85229725
why didn't lynch just cast the actress that played donna on fire walk with me? she's aged way better than tv donna

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I can see him through the wall. I can see his face. I hope that I never see that face, ever, outside of a dream.

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Damn, Sherilynn Fenn looks like *that*?

>>85229969
>Parsifal the "Pure Fool"
Does Percival get laid and enjoy withholding his pee?

>>85228820
This scene can fuck right off

>>85230103
I'd still fuck a limbless nubby Sherylin Fenn

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>>85229809

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>>85229849

>>85230103
Is Boxing Helena worth watching?

>>85230077
There's a man… in back of this place. He's the one who's doing it.

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Come on anon, you can be honest with me, how much do you want real Cooper back?
It's a lot, isn't it? It's ok, you can tell me.

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>>85229849
https://youtu.be/k_wt5AFjRQo

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>>85230283
nah, I love Dougie. When or if we get Cooper back, I'll ofc be happy to have him with us again, but I'll also miss Dougie.
also pic related

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>>85230283
>wanting muh comfy muh coffee bullshit
appreciate the K I N O pleb

>>85230283
I mostly want to see Janey-E interact with normal Cooper (and all the other characters).

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OFFSCREEN CRIMES OF RICHARD HORNE
>Pirated Shadow the Hedgehog on PS2
>Sharpened his katana beyond regulation
>Switches IP addresses when he's banned from /b/
>Put a whoopee cushion in Grandpa Ben's chair
>Stole a friends copy of Shadow The Hedgehog in Middle School
>Donates to Shadman's Patreon
>Downloads Linkin Park songs from Frostwire
>Drew a mustache on a photo of Sheriff Truman
>Switched the sugar and the salt shakers in the RR Diner
>Mixes up M&Ms and Skittles at parties
>Puts random people's mailbox's flag up even when they're not sending anything
>Broke into the Sheriff's station and installed Windows Vista on all the computers
>Borrowed Great-Uncle Jerry's car without asking
>Called the Great Northern the Mediocre Northern

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Wash

>>85229217
he was fucking terrible honestly

>>85230258
I get even more frightened when I see how afraid you are, and then I realize what it is.

>>85229217
>>85230972
he was fine in the first season as an expressionless small town lawman
when they did josie's death and tried to make him soap opera-ey he bombed hard

So today I was rewatching Part 3, which is when Cooper falls through nonexistence into the Purple Room and meets the eyeless woman, Naido.
After Naido falls off the roof and Cooper heads back down, he meets someone named the American Girl (played by the same actress who plays Ronette Pulaski).
Right before Cooper goes into outlet #3 and enters our world, the American Girl checks her watch. It reads: Saturday the 1st, 2:53PM.
I checked the 2016 calendar, and sure enough October 1st is a Saturday.
I haven't seen this posted here yet, which is crazy because I can't even begin to fathom what this might mean. If Cooper left the Purple Room and entered our world on October 1st, then that means everything happening with him in Nevada is occurring after everything happening in Twin Peaks. However, Jade mails Cooper's Great Northern room key in, and Benjamin Horne receives it, implying that these two scenes are taking place within the same time frame.
If we forget about the Room 315 scene for a moment, I think it's possible that when Cooper left the Purple Room, his body actually travelled back in time, where we then see him on the floor with Jade. So basically it's October 1st in the Purple Room, but around September 22nd when we first meet Dougie (and Cooper then assumes Dougie's life).
The reason Cooper is behaving so strangely is because his consciousness is still in the Purple Room or somewhere between, in the timeframe of October 1st, 2:53PM. And until that time and date in Cooper/Dougie's timeframe in Nevada, he's basically just a walking vegetable. His timeline has to catch up to the moment he left the Purple Room.
It gets weirder though. In the same episode, Mr. C is driving down a road and checking his clock, which reads 2:53PM as well. This implies that it's October 1st for him, which means there's about 10 days of time between all the Dougie scenes and all the Mr. C scenes.

>>85229171
Autism.

>>85231165
lack of reddyt spacing

>>85230910
the 4 faces of god

>>85230971
Your foreskin

The letters in: DOUGIE JANEY-E SONNY JIM Rearrange to: MY ANNIE JUDY JOSIE - GONE

>>85231092

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYuB30jeveI

>>85228820
does this mean laura's spirit is no longer tapped in the lodge?
Did it escape with cooper?
Will she purify his brain?
Will she possess his body?

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>>85230283
>when Dougie is a better character than Dale "Mary Sue" Cooper ever was

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>>85231466
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUJDwkdI7ck

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>>85230910
>bottom right
?

What episode is Bowie in?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRCsD5QWTuE

>>85228820
This was stupid as fuck. Made me chuckle when I first saw it.

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>>85231165
Another retarded theory from the brilliant minds that brought us the 2003 theory...

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>>85228537
You think Dougie likes footjobs?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiLkXZJ_XXg

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>>85232412
redhead > brunette = blonde

redhead is such a fucking tease with her dancing and shit fuck

>>85228928
That's not bad tbqh

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>>85228928

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>>85231165

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>>85232412
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8K_47fSG5HM

What if Audrey died giving birth to Richard?

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'Hey Kyle, we're finally making the third season of Twin Peaks, wanna come back as Cooper?'

'Oh boy David, I can't wait to reprise my role as everyone's favourite cherry pie loving optimist'

...

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>>85228537
even M666 faded in same place
truly a work of artism

>>85231550
Nah Laura has become an eldritch horror.

>>85233180
What if Eddie Vedder was directed by David Lynch to write the song for the finale? https://youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM
David Lynch interviewed Vedder https://youtu.be/mM_7Xks7vlk

>>85233273

Kyle is patrician, he loves Dougiecoop too.

>>85233180
Sherylin Fenn talked shit about lynch and frost multiple times. I bet that she was left out in the editing or that she will have 2 secons of screentime at most, like james,

>>85228754
Is she the new queen of Twin Peaks?

>>85233316
>she will be a tree

>>85233301
Kyle disliked fwwm, he said that "it ruined the atmosphere of the original series" he is a total pleb.

But know somehowhe is loving what he is doing and s3 in general, what a fag

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>>85233180
I think if Audrey had died someone (e.g. Truman in his skype convo with the doc) would have mentioned it by now. The lack of best girl so far is worrying however...

>>85233301
He does - he talks about all three characters (+Dougie) here: http://welcometotwinpeaks.com/actors/kyle-maclachlan-dale-cooper-mr-c-dougie/

>>85233316
>Sherylin Fenn talked shit about lynch and frost multiple times.
that's new to me, can you hit me up with a link?

>>85231916
>episode

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>>85228716
You mean characters with supernatural intelligence and powers.

>>85233274
What if it's actually the same paper and Lynch kept it for whatever reason?

>>85233372
People don't go around talking about people dying though irl. If both of them know she's dead there'd be no real reason to say it explicitly. Especially when they were talking about what happened immediately after the explosion and not years later when Richard would have been born.

>>85228716
It's a show about 4chan.

>>85232640
Good possibility of being true. ComicCon lines up.
>>85232761
Which is more tragic - DougieCoop, who has no idea what's happens and keeps enjoying cake, coffee, and pie, or Cooper, who realizes that he lost 25 years of his life that he'll never get back? And which one lines up better with Vedder's lyrics?

>>85233363
Yeah, because people can't change their minds in the span of 20+ years. Fuck off.

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Hey bros, I need help, I've been getting bullied lately by people that used to be my friends.

No girls will even talk to me. I watched Twin Peaks for the first time last year and instantly connected with Cooper, I have tried my very best to be like him but now no girls will talk to me and I get mocked.

I slick my hair back with gel and wear suits to school everyday, that's cool if you've seen the show right? These idiots just don't get it.

When my teacher gave me back my homework the other day and I had an A, I stuck my thumb up and loudly declared it a 'DAMN FINE' piece of work but everyone just stared at me silently.

Do you guys like me? Pic is me...

>>85233554
Just show them your food reviews.

>>85233554
Why don't you "review" sponsored content again you fucking loser? We will NEVER stop gangstalking you

>>85228928
I downvoted your asinine post.

Twin Peaks: the Return as a reboot and not a continuation. It's a shot for shot remake of Season 1, who's now playing the characters?

>>85233513
he said that in the 2000's

He changed his mind probably because lynch called him back again

https://youtu.be/gtD_RlYu__I?t=814

It's a good documentary by the way, you guys should watch it

>>85233554
People can't abide the sort of comfortable sincerity, optimism, and enthusiasm that Coop embodies in the year of our Lord and Savior 2017. Actually they probably never could since he's campy as fuck.

It makes me wonder how Cooper will be when he actually comes back, since season 3 has basically all of the camp removed, and that was like 40% of his personality in the 90s.

>>85233751
Everyone that's still alive is playing their character again. Pitbull plays Major Briggs. Vedder plays Bob.

>>85233426
>Sherylin Fenn talked shit about lynch

http://www.alternativenation.net/sherilyn-fenn-speaks-out-against-david-lynch-and-mark-frost-over-twin-peaks-2017/

>>85233751
Idris Elba as Cooper, Michael B. Jordan as Harry, Melissa McCarthy as Audrey, and a Trump impersonator as Ben.

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>>85233318

>>85233751
They're all black

>>85228868
*has a complete breakdown*

>>85233846
She sounds completely retarded. Perhaps the reason why they didn't have her promoting it like Kyle is because she wasn't an important character in the continuation and would barely be in it?

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>DAVID WHY IS COOPER WITH SOME BLONDE BIMBO INSTEAD OF ME REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>85233846
Yeah, if I had to guess, I'd say the majority of the actors from the original two seasons didn't expect such a radical departure from the old vibe in the new one. She probably thought she'd still be an important main character who'd reprise her role as the fan-favorite romantic interest. Which augurs poorly for the tone of later-season Best Girl scenes

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Look at yourself, sweetie. Now look at Naomi Watts.

>>85233513
Sorry wrong link

This is where Kyle talks shit about Fire Walk With Me

https://youtu.be/isU2mq3oBa0?t=143

Total pleb, you guys can't deny it

>>85234065
Meant for >>85234028

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>>85229171
I don't see any problem

>>85234028
fucking gross

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>>85231416

>>85234074
Kyle never even wanted to be in FWWM, newfag. I'm sure that's more of an influence on his opinion than the writing. It took him years to even grow to love Cooper.

>>85234128

why the reflection of the tree in the floor? That floor should not reflect anything wtf

>>85229148
Everyone believes that song will be in the series. What is not confirmed is:
>it plays in the finale
>it's about Cooper
The lyrics also don't strictly imply Cooper doesn't get his mind back, if it were about him, just that opportunities in life are gone. That song could play over a montage of 90% of the old cast and work just fine.

>>85233872

She looks like Ricky's trashy girlfriend from Trailer Park Boys, if she didn't completely go to hell and back.

>>85228754
Her scenes made me so sad cause I know I'll never have a girl like her, lads.

>>85229664
>ywn plunge your shaft balls-deep into her well-lubricated yet red and distended asshole as hard and rapidly as you can

>>85233872
I want to cuddle her.

>>85234189
he just says the same things that season 1 and 2 twin peaks fans that are watching s3 are saying, that the "mood is different" and that is "ruining the original series". And suddenly, after 13 years, he changed his mind and loves his characters in s3...

That's a plebbish opinion, and more coming from an actor that worked with lynch several times.

>>85233318
She's my new Lucy :3

>>85231881
You guessed it.

>>85234297

lol triggered af

get over it

>>85228928
>Mr. C is driving down a road and checking his clock, which reads 2:53PM as well. This implies that it's October 1st for him
One of the dumbest things I've ever read.

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>>85234206
>fag's mad he's getting patrolled and tries to deflect everyone's attention to some imagined reflection

The letters in: DOUGIE JANEY-E SONNY JIM Rearrange to: MY ANNIE JUDY JOSIE - GONE

>>85234210
Yes, although the lyrics imply that he gets his mind back.

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>>85229573
why?

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>>85234416

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>>85230505
>the Cosmic Rays
>Rays

>>85234398
That's because you forgot to read the two lines immediately before that.

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>>85234373
i win, you lose

>mfw

>>85229849
William Burroughs

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>>85230077
>>85230258
>>85230975
boo

>>85233691
>having a SPERGit account
haha look at this loser hahah am i right guys
boy it sure is good none of you can downvote me or i'd delete this post

>>85234506

>loves food
>gets waited on by fat German
>killed by oven

So many deeper meanings here.

>>85234498
What about two lines before. They're fair to speculate that 2:53 is some significant time, but to say it being some specific time in an afternoon means it's some specific day where it was also that time is a massive leap in logic.

>it's not over until the fat lady sings
>a fat lady sang last episode at the end
Uh oh.

>>85233363
He didn't want to be typecast, but Cooper remained his best known role.

Now he gets a chance to reprise it while playing two completely different types instead.

Pretty good incentive to learn to love the Lynch.

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Why is Mickey Cohen in modern day Vegas?

WOW
BOB
WOW

>>85234297
Not sure why you're acting like watching a TV show is a competition and "1 and 2 twin peaks fans" are on the other team.

Kyle played a specific role that fit into a specific milieu and that worked exceedingly well (for at least one season) with a specific emotional formula. I'm not surprised that, as a consumer of Lynch's stuff, he finds the tone of the new series (and, to a lesser extent, FWWM) less enjoyable than the original. Having personal preferences and pleasure isn't pleb. When it gets retarded is acting like your preferences are directly linked to quality, and Kyle is pretty clearly not doing that with s3.

>>85234297
>trusting the guy who dragged his feet so hard that chunks of a movie had to be rewritten to accommodate him to not have a bias

Kyle's always given off the impression that he sort of resented Twin Peaks up until very recently, because like every TV actor who tries and fails to break into movies, he fought to avoid being typecasted only to fail and have everyone only remember and love him him for that one role. I'm pretty sure he only agreed to be in FWWM at the last minute because he probably felt indebted to Lynch for giving him his start.

Coop returning to his senses at the end of Part 12, mock all you want :) just wait and see

>>85234621
We're talking about Coop and his doppleganger. It's not that big a leap.

>>85234723
Can confirm, have a friend of a friend who was heavily involved with production

>>85234604
>the kids are so cute
>gets killed by a kid killer

THEY MEMED US.

https://www.hermancain.com/boy-we-had-fun-with-some-twin-peaks-images-and

>>85234028
Disgusting old hag

>>85234734
I can see what he's saying though. I can also follow the logic of the guy that wrote the post though. It being 2:53 both in the Lodge and in Dopplecoop's car would make us assume that both things are happening at the same time as far as the Lodge can follow real time. But if we're going to go on about different parts taking place on different dates then saying 2:53 means they're happening on the same day does sort of lose credibility. I still think it's a decent theory though.

>>85234723
>>85234793

I can also jump in and confirm this, uncle is friends with Lynch

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Candie is ___________.

>>85233846
I hope she was edited out and gets a shit cameo for her bullshit.

>>85234723
I mean really it wouldn't even be bad if he returns in episode 16 at the end. 17 and 18 would be two full episodes and would basically be like a movie with Cooper in it. That's more than anyone expected to ever get in 25 years.

>>85234845
I bet Frost is pissed.

>>85234857
Lucy's doppleganger

>>85234857
A CUTE

>>85234189
>>85234297
>>85234717
As far as I remember, Kyle didn't want to do FWWM because he didn't want to be typecasted and he felt bitter resentment towards Lynch because of him & Frost basically abandoning the series in the second season. Also, Kyle might not have been too happy with the idea of a prequel. He was going to skip it, but then changed his mind.

>>85234723
>>85234793
>>85234856

Hi gentlemen, David Lynch himself here, you guys hit the nail right on the head, that Coop you like will be returning in style at the end of Part 12.

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CUTE posting is worse than Vedder posting. At least it was legitimately confirmed that Eddie Vedder made that song for Twin Peaks. The CUTE posts are sad virgins.

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>>85229131
>>85229131
>>85229131
>>85229131

>This picture makes me so hard.

>The look in his eye, you just KNOW they banged.

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>>85234897
WRONG.
Annie is THE cute.

I don't like how Lynch keeps bringing Laura up. She was just a dumb small town girl with whorish tendencies that got mixed up with some illegal garmonbozia farming. I wish she stayed that way instead of ending up a lodge spirit of goodness or whatever she is now.

>>85234903
And then he was in the best scene:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMszCiYdtts

>>85234886
At the rate things are going, I don't even think Cooper returning so early on when we still have so many episodes to go would even work from a narrative standpoint. He's so hyper-competent and perfect that pretty much every current problem would be resolved just by him showing up.

>>85234845
>4. I thought it was funny how many people couldn't get their heads around the idea that a conservative site would be filled with Twin Peaks references. As far as I can tell, Twin Peaks hues to no particular political ideology. It's not about that at all. Yet an awful lot of commenters couldn't believe something that's right-wing in nature could celebrate this show. What do you think we right-wingers watch? Bonanza?
Lel, love this point, people felt offended that someone right could like something they like
>don't like what I like wahhhh

>>85234962
But it's not confirmed that the lyrics objectively describe Cooper not getting his mind back.
And it is confirmed that Sheryl Lee is in fact, cute.
Vedderfags are grasping at straws.

>>85235060
How much evidence do you people need that shows Eddie Vedder wrote that song Out of Sand for Twin Peaks. So much denial.

>>85234903
Has he ever gone on the record with all that? I find it interesting that Kyle is pretty much the source of all the notorious behind the scenes drama from the show's heyday but (as far as I know) he's never acknowledged any of it.

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>>85234985
The Moon Child, Bozo

>>85234297
>suddenly, after 13 years
>13 years
>sudden

>>85235099
Everyone knows it's for Twin Peaks - but the lyrics are about someone who is experiencing regret and loss, which is not DougieCoop, who is happy not peeing, drinking coffee, eating cake, fucking Naomi Watts. It'll be Coop who realizes he's lost his best years because he fucked up.

>>85235099
I KNOW IT WAS WRITTEN FOR TWIN PEAKS YOU RETARD
Where in the lyrics does it say it is definitively about COOPER and his mind?
It doesn't.
I could be about any character, or the town itself, or just some abstract emotion.

>>85235128
I'm pretty sure I heard it from one of the documentaries on The Entire Mystery

That shit live show where Naomi Watts announced she's an SJW was on again last night. Diane Lane on it that time. Holy shit, should have had her play Ashley Judd's role. 8 million times the bitch-hotness and of the same ilk.

>>85235175
Although, it's been confirmed it's the song in the finale. Which is funny that people rage so much over that.

>>85234985
Laura was a roastie that a nice guy like Lynch would be obsessed over

>>85235128
What drama? I'll give you the FWWM stuff, but if you're trying to get at him being responsible for the LFB stuff, he can hardly be blamed for that.

>>85234280
I want to get smacked in the fucking mouth with a remote by her

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>>85234260

>>85235295
I think it makes total sense that it's for the finale.

It's way more tragic for Coop to get his mind back, and realize the 25 years he's lost than to stay as DougieCoop. I don't see any other way to interpret being "Out of sand".

>>85234845
>4. I thought it was funny how many people couldn't get their heads around the idea that a conservative site would be filled with Twin Peaks references. As far as I can tell, Twin Peaks hues to no particular political ideology. It's not about that at all. Yet an awful lot of commenters couldn't believe something that's right-wing in nature could celebrate this show. What do you think we right-wingers watch? Bonanza?
CAINED

>>85235314
>he can't be blamed for letting his gf drag baseless personal shit into business and helping her champion it personally, contributing to the show's declining quality which ultimately cost them their jobs anyway

Kyle is every bit to blame as she is. The only reason he gets a free pass is because he's still a qt and not a hideous fucking ghoul like Boyle is.

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I hope she's okay ;_;

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Hey guys Mark Frost here, just thought I'd let you all know that season 4 IS HAPPENING. Unfortunately David will not be participating in it's creation so it's all down to me. I've made a few changes I think our demographic will love.

After getting his mind back in season 3, Cooper decides to become a woman and has a sex change as he has always felt trapped in a man's body. Also, there is a new murder mystery since I know how much you all want one, but this time it's a man that has been murdered and the new killer is a symbolic reference to Donald Trump.

We wanted to tone down on the sexualisation of young women so now there is only one sex scene in the new season and it's between Ben Horne and Harry S Truman who I got to come out of retirement.

I hope you all enjoy it :)

>>85228754
Candie a best

i want to suck farts out of audreys paraplegic butthole desu

>>85235560
You and your 718, get 1080p AMZN sources to ascend

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>>85235560
I hope Miriam is okay.

>>85235588
I always knew you were the real brains behind Twin Peaks Mr. Frost.

>>85235588
I don't remember anything like that in Secret History though

I hope Audrey and Janey-E fight to the death for Cooper's affections while he looks on, as statesmanlike as always

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>>85235630
I hope Sky is still serving burgers

>>85235683
Implying Audrey will even be on screen long enough to argue with Janey-E

>>85234670
What "things" was Bad Cooper doing to him and why he let him?

I assume its Booper but I'm not sure.

>>85233872
she looks so different IRL, prefer the way she looks in TP

>>85235703
what was the purpose of that scene

>>85235710
You take that back, she'll dominate the second half of the season.

B E S T
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Will Audrey have more or less total screentime than James?

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>>85235799
She'll have as much screentime as she did in FWWM

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>>85234857
The muffin.

>>85233180
You better mean acting like the midwife, because why would Audrey have Johnny's son?

>>85235967
Because Game of Thrones

>>85235967
>Audrey's being the midwife for the girl Johnny knocked up
>Richard comes out and beats her to death

>>85235799
I think we have to remember the fact that Lynch dislikes James/Josie/Annie/Dick and all of the characters that were introduced/ruined when he wasn't involved in the show. he clearly liked Audrey a lot, given that she had a pretty rich path of development and the fact that we're never going to see Billy Zane again. add to that the fact that he specifically hinted at the romantic tension between her and Cooper in the original finale and she posed with Kyle in the promotional materials, and I'd say it's pretty likely she makes a substantial reappearance.

same with Laura desu

>>85235941
From the pictures, she's pretty forgettable though. It's a conventional form of beauty, but nothing distinctive. She could do modeling, but I doubt she'll ever have any bigger break than this as an actress.

>>85235901
But... But she wasn't in FWWM...

>>85235560
Eewww I didn't notice the snot coming out of his nose when I saw that ep.

Fun fact:
>DOUGIE JANEY-E SONNY JIM
is an anagram for
>MY ANNIE JUDY JOSIE - GONE

>>85235901
Similar. She's pretty much a distraction at this point. Sure, she can be pissed about it and disappointed, but it still got people talking about her again, so she's likely at least a happy about that.

>>85235783
Maybe to portray how the Chinese design drugs Red and Richard are selling turn people into sick druggies.

>>85236205
>zombies will be canon

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>>85236046
Well, Lynch turned her into a total cutie so you better take that back BITCH.

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When will Ken appear in Season 3?

>>85234973
Good taste, anon
early 90's Heather Graham was best

>>85236297
残念ながら、ケンさんもう死んでしまった。

>>85232007
Lynch is a pretty stupid guy.

>>85235869
Normies don't know about Bleach being the best album from these guys.

>>85228537
hey dudes i was just wondering
do i have to watch the 90s twin peaks and the movie to keep up with this new series?
looks interesting and i want to watch it

>>85236284
That's what I said, she fits well in this role, I just expressed doubt about ever seeing her in a bigger role than this. I have no idea who she is though, so maybe she already had bigger roles, I don't know. Or maybe she's just very good and that's why she fits so well in the cookie cutter casino girl #2 role. But I'm someone who's favorite character is the tree, so take that as you will.

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>>85234973
moira is best girl

>>85235941
I almost got pregnant a girl that looks like her, don't stick your dick in crazy, lads

>>85236020
>Lynch dislikes James/Josie/Annie/Dick and all of the characters that were introduced/ruined when he wasn't involved in the show
Was Windom Earle a Lynch's decision? I have the feeling he wasn't at all.

>>85236445
Read the manga, fag
It's actually kind of done in a way for you to go blind, but why the fuck wouldn't you watch the original series?

>>85236360
He tried to express a feeling in pictures. Within the medium it's as good a way as any. It's better than freeze framing going "and when I opened the doors, I had visions of Laura, which slowly faded, and then only Albert stood there" then resume the show. He still went a bit over the top with it, but if the goal was to be surprising/unsettling, it certainly worked.

>>85236548
I don't see how anyone that hasn't seen the original series and FWWM would understand anything that's going on in season 3.

>>85236020
>we're never going to see Billy Zane again
But he promised to come back.

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>>85236445
then why not watch everything if you are interested in it? fuck the netflix generation. i don't get why do you guys want to skip fuck everything

YES you need to watch the first 2 seasons and the movie before 3
fucking casual

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>>85236542
Lynch came back to direct and blew him up.

>>85236020
>Lynch dislikes Annie
Shit taste.

>>85236542
The stuff with Caroline is mentioned as early as season 1 so I imagine there was a vague idea about who he was already in place, but the details that came after sure as fuck weren't Lynch's. I'm pretty sure that Windom is all Frost and his brother's fault, maybe the brother a little bit more-so.

>>85236483
My mom went to high school with her.

>>85236542
I'm pretty sure they mention him in season 1 or at least early season 2 so even if it wasn't his idea it was definitely agreed upon that he was an important part of Cooper's backstory. If Frost is truly the lorefag then it was probably a Frost idea.

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Another fun fact: the red room is real and not CGI. The reflection of the gold ball confirms this - it's reflecting red curtains and a white ceiling.

>>85234717

I'd say not breaking out into more movies is less because of his sticking in people's minds as cooper and more because he chose godawful roles like showgirls.

>>85236574
They would probably be in a better place to judge it objectively than a lot of us.

>>85236020
He brought Annie back for FWWM and Denise back for season 3, so it's safe to say he doesn't hate them.

>>85236629
What was she like? Was she as perfect as she was in FWWM?

>>85236653
>He doesn't actually dislike Annie
Okay, I'm cool with him again.

>>85236653
>Denise
Do you think he knows Denise is Duchovny?

>>85236548
stop being a faggot for like 2 seconds
and i started to watch it and got bored
i get it, like it was the weirdest thing on television at the time, which made it a spectical
but now its tame and almost boring
>>85236580
im probably older than you, part of the reason why i dont really care to watch the first two seasons is because the fans of twin peaks ruin it for me. pretentious faggots like you who are elitist about the television
>>85236574
these are the types of responses that make me want to watch the show in its entirety but idk some of you guys in these threads are humongous faggots about your anime

>>85236668
No idea, all I know is that she apparently knew her though.

>>85236445
I think you can just watch season 3. But I think you will enjoy acknowledging stuff from the old seasons in the new one.
So yea, I recommend watching the first 2 seasons too.

>>85236642
Or they would be completely confused and hate it because of that.

>>85236574
Honestly, if you skip directly from S2 to S3 without FWWM the transition would feel like out of nowhere desu

>>85236714
well yea if theres a lot of references then i want to know
guess ill have to watch those shits to get to the good stuff

>>85236653
I think you're right. but I also think it's safe to say that if Lynch had his ideal Twin Peaks, neither of them would have been introduced in the first place. not that I'm complaining. Duchovny was/is great.

>>85236696
>like it was the weirdest thing on television at the time
Mate, S1 isn't even that weird, maybe on some spots here and there with the tibetan shit and bookhouse's dark presence, and those are nothing compared to Black Logde kind of weird stuff

>>85236640
I'd say the typecasting fear sort of contributed a bit to that anyway. The only roles he was taking back in the 90s post-TP were shitty edgy villain roles in terrible movies and shows.

Oh and apparently literal cucks as was the case in Sex in the City.

>>85235869
hah thats fitting

>>85236793
I-I liked his small role as the captain in HIMYM
Seeing him married to someone who uses a recorder also was pretty funny

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Will he get a sticky when he dies?

>>85236837
No

>>85236707
can u please ask her what she was like

ask her what she smelt like please man

Am I the only one around here that doesn't dislikes Windom and second half of S2?
It doesn't seem to be as bad as people here make it to be

>>85236792
I think S1 is way more artfully weird than S2. The weird shit in the background, the lack of blatantly retarded excessively clumsy subplots, the dreams and gradual revelations of Cooper's weird-ass "I'm a strong sender" bullshit, and Coop's status as an outsider (which he lost going into S2 by simple familiarity, which, while inevitable, detracts a bit from the premise) made for a god-tier ambiance. Lynch going balls out with the Black Lodge at the end of S2 is weirder on the surface, but mostly that season felt a lot less off-putting.

>>85236792
>dude it gets even weirder!
so ive heard
ill watch the damn thing

>>85236884
>Am I the only one around here that doesn't dislikes Windom and second half of S2?
Yes
You are literally the only one

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>>85236833
>watching actual redditcore like HIMYM

I bet you watch Portlandia too, don't you?

>>85236857
Okay I will ask and report back in a future thread. I already tried finding her old yearbook, but had no success.

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>>85236884
He's just a sharp drop from BOB.

>>85236629
Did she bust out that fact a lot back when With Honors came out?

>>85236893
>gradual revelations of Cooper's weird-ass "I'm a strong sender" bullshit

Was it ever explained what he meant by this?

>>85235588
the people that frequently complain about the overall quality of this website are the exact same people that post stupid, idiotic nonsense like this

you're responsible for your own suffering, anon

>>85236629
My highschool went your mom and her.

>>85236640
Hey man, the Flintstones movie is kino.

whatever happened to Eckhard's assistant that tried to kill Hank? Did they left her on prison to rot away?

>>85236884
No I think it has okay moments throughout the second half and starts to get better around I think it was 17. I do think it is godawful right after they catch Leland though, just because of the stupid subplots like James/Nadine/Ben Horne.

>>85236951
She never mentioned it before. I found out while looking at Moira's Wikipedia page. I don't even think she knew she was famous until I brought it to her attention.

>>85230910
Is this a political spectrum map

>>85236957
I thought it was strongly implied that Cooper was, in general, just kind of an FBI weirdo who had a very unique MO for investigating. That Tibetan scene implies he's used that system quite a bit before. Saying that he's a "strong sender" would just mean that he didn't want to corrupt Sarah's psychic activity (i.e., her recollection of her vision) with his own, because he gives off pretty strong vibes, or whatever. Aside from that, it's just a throw-away line that sounds funny and makes him seem absurd. Early season 1 Cooper before he receives any other character history is GOAT.

>>85236448
She reminds me of my cousin, ok?

>>85236755
Just enjoy it, man. The show is worthwhile.

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>>85237103 NEW
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>>85236975
Kyle : Flintstones
Laura : Jurassic Park
Entrance to lodge : mini tar pit

Hey guys I think I figured out the big series reveal.

>>85237063
kek

>>85237127
Naomi: King Kong

What did Lynch mean by this?

>>85237069
Weird how in one episode they show Cooper using the tibetan method, and they never bring it up again.

>>85237255
It's weird how early on in the series they introduce Audrey's retarded brother then never bring him up again until S3.

>>85234670
yeet

>>85237155
One can hope, anon, one can hope.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnShUMewDS8

>>85237331
They brought him back for like two seconds on S2 while he was acting like some archer native american

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Reminder that only plebs watch the bar scenes for the music and not plot

>>85236020
>Lynch dislikes Dick
He goes not dislike Dick. He just didn't enjoy the stories he was involved in. He liked Ian Buchanan enough to cast him in On The Air, where he basically plays an extension of that character.