FUCKING TREES

I wish mouseshill would be wordfiltered to iamgay

So the leaks are legitimate? Rey is the chosen one?

>>85226733
force trees are from old canon

George Lucas didn't ruin my childhood, fucking polio did

No point taking the plot too seriously any more just enjoy the dumbed down action movie with its mary sue

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SOMEBODY TELL ME WHAT A FORCE SLOTH IS RIGHT NOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!

>>85227258
It's Anakin's force ghost

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>>85227306

>>85227306
THAT DOESNT EXPLAIN IT AND YOU KNOW IT

>>85227306
but how

>>85226733
Why do people get so butthurt over midichlorians? There's always been an implied biological component to using and being strong in the force.

>>85227432
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise?

>>85227545
I don't know. I guess some deluded themselves into thinking that with enough spirituality anyone could be a jedi (even them) and it was more like unlimited magic than limited skill. in practices "the force did it" got old really fast ,in the first novels

>>85227611
I've heard that before, but that's never said in the OT. Just seems weird, it's barely mentioned in the prequels and they never use it as any kind of deus ex or anything.

What do the Sith worship instead of trees? Rocks?

>>85227677
>but that's never said in the OT
a lot of shit is not said in the OT but there was a very long brake between OT and ep 1, people who grew up with star wars made their own fantasies about the nature of the franchise and where pissed with a different direction. basically what is happening with us and Disney now but imagine that you are obsessed with star wars and live in a world with no internet and very limited entertainment + you had 16 years to contemplate
>I've heard that before
in earlier novels Luke trades his raw power for premonitions from the force which basically lets him know peoples hearts and what happens on other worlds.

>>85227258
the anakin thing is fake news to drag down the actual leak.
the sloth is a force creature, same as the porgs. luke tells rey that there is a massive force disturbance under the sea and she must go alone to investigate it. she finds this creature and slays it. it disappears into pure blue energy and dies. camera pans up to luke rubbing his chin, looking concerned as a voice speaks "to tame the beast, not slay it her test was"

>>85227710
Themselves and raw power

>>85227545
midichlorians basically confirm that han solo/poe etc are all force sensitive but just don't know it or refuse to accept it (han). being a great pilot has a direct correlation with being strong in the force

What we know is that
>Disney is extremely unoriginal
>they have been reusing old canon material in a new form

So if force trees were a thing before they will be again. The details will just be muddled to make it seem 'new'

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>>85227932
Did she at least grab the map?

>>85227985
How does naming the biological component that grants people force sensitivity change anything about Solo? Some people are strong in the force, some people are really weak. Always been that way

midichorians come from the trees.

maybe the tree is just special to them
it doesnt have to be the source of all jedi power or worst case... sentient

>>85228124
i'm saying the existance of a "genetic" force instead it being a religion proves that he was force sensitive but refused to acknowledge it.

>>85226766
You'd like that wouldn't you? A safe space where no could bully you for slurping up the Mickey's hot load and then asking for seconds, a place where reality can't encroach on your escapism into epic maymays
And better yet, you could laugh at all your bullies cause it would look like they were all admitting to being gay. Yeah, that's the level of your humour. You laugh at the notion of calling somone gay. Cause it distracts you from acknowledging that you literally open your asscheeks wide every night so that Kathleen Kennedy and Kevin Feige can watch as you take another hard pounding from the mouse.
You could be a one-man beastiality porn provider at your rate, except you have to be 18 to film yourself being fucked

>>85228275
Force affinity has always been genetic.
"The force is strong in my family." is from the OT.
The problem most people have is that they made it a quantifiable number, like a power level.
It was stupid and straight out of video games.