What is Jerusalem worth?

nuffins

NUKE THE JEWS RACE WAR NOW

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>>85225418
Apparently quite alot to closet Kikes aka Christians.

>>85225418
Saladin and Norton made this film watchable. Hurr durr ebil templars meme is so fucking ridiculous and hurr durr muh heroic Balion (Balian?) is fucking cliche trash. Fuck Scott.

>>85225566
Hey, Siddig was alright.

>>85225566
The battles were pretty fucking cool too

>>85225418
The lives of every goyim plus 6 gorillion shekels.

>>85225566
no eva tits though

>>85225566
I didn't realize until I got older , the many problems with this movie, nevertheless It's one of my favorites. Same as Alexander , unlike Gladiator you couldn't tell the story without forcing some romance.

Balian and Sybilla affair was uncessary and justified only under the pretenses that the rules don't apply to nobility, which is false.

They could have shot the film entirely without Godfrey, and better yet save Liam Neeson as Balian which would explain all the reasons why he was so good with sieges and working the court.

Balian is literally Mary Sue the man.

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>>85225418
Depends what your gas supplier charges you to run your ovens.

Eva was such a qt in this film

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>>85226575
yes

>>85226622
absolute qt

So what was the moral of the story? That Christians and Muslims are both awful fucking people who kill each other for reasons that are stupid?

>>85225418
Jerusalem is worth being wiped off the map by Israeli, American, and many other allied forces.

>>85225418
Muslims unironicall led to the rise of Hitler.

Jews have only themselves to blame.

>>85225418
all the mudslime in the world

>>85225566
Templars were legit good guys, why are you joining in on blackening of their reputation?

>>85226237
>unlike Gladiator you couldn't tell the story without forcing some romance.
wut?

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>>85227274
ah yes those inferior irrational beings

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>2005 in Lebanon
>Watching Kingdom of Heaven
>Packed theatre, audience was visibly excited
>For a while, nothing out of the ordinary happened. Audience was quiet, fixated on the movie
>Suddenly scene where Saladin's army appears
>ALLAHU AKBAR
>The whole theater screamed
>Every time Saladin speaks
>ALLAHU AKBAR
>An old woman was overcome by religious fervor, started crying, gave birth in the theatre, named the child Muhammadi
>ALLAHU AKBAR
>The movie continued, people started reciting Quranic verses every time a shot of the Saracens appear
>Finally, the final battle
>Saladin won
>People in the front row sacrificed a camel
>ALLAHU AKBAR
>All this religious fervor started getting to me
>The scene appeared where Saladin picks up a fallen cross and puts it on the table
>Whole theatre cried, shouting ALLAHU AKBAR
>I got converted to Islam on the spot, started growing a beard
>LA ILLAHA ILALLAH, MUHAMMAD RASULULLAH
>Osama Bin Laden enters theatre, hands out AK47s
>Whole audience vacated the theatre, we burned a church

>>85225418
one of the few lines I remember from the past 20 years of movies

when did dialog stop being important in filmmaking?

>>85227865
dark knight rises was 5 years ago, you remember it because its a meme.
>20 years
its been 12

>>85227847
Kek

>>85228409
>kek at an ancient copy paste
why?

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>>85225418
>What is Jerusalem worth?
Good question. I hope it's enough to cover these reparations.

>>85227847
>not waiting till the end and screaming SALADIN WAS A KURD