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>>85222944
she ever get em' out?

watch it here
http://tvcatchup.com/watch/channel4

get your sick bucket ready

>>85222966
of course not

>>85222966
she did, but it was shot from behind

>still several more minutes of crippolympics
gimme a (you) when it's on

>>85223106
could you see her bum?

This episode has a lesbian who turned to women because she got sick of men

Good times

>>85223191
get ready its the adverts

>>85223319
thanks famiglia

where's the cute gays

2 kids....ex turned gay....get out get out

>Turned someone gay and the other fled to a penal colony
Great start

>that fat amputee in the intro
man I'm rushing to the toilet already

>my last bf emigrated to Australia

wow

>I've got two little girls

Well that makes sense

she is going to be fit

imagine growing up to find out your mum was a slag on a channel 4 show about being naked

>no micropenis
>no BBC
boring

all their willys are bigger than mine

TINY
WHITE
DICKS

>>85223441
but they have nasty foreskin

Well without the black mega cock, this miht be more fair

Reminder that the host is gay and shagged Sue Perkins

she was right to go to wristbands first he looks like the kind of pillowbiter I like

>all 6 have shaved their arse

benders

>>85223466

>Reminder that the host is gay and shagged Sue Perkins

Would love to watch a video of them scissoring the FUCK out of each other

>>85223466
>Reminder that the host is gay and shagged Sue Perkins

So has every lesbian on British television

>cute face
umm no sweetie x

its anyone's game so the awkward hug is the best part

in the last ep when the girl was choosing between the jacked donkey dick black guy and the cripple it was like a surreal sketch show

first time watching this

what am i in for

he's a decent 6, maybe a 7 if he did some cardio

>/tv/ arrives

>>85223542
>choosing between the jacked donkey dick black guy and the cripple

That's channel 4 for you

That guy looked like a child molester

why the fuck is her gay friend brough on?

imagine going home after going out first, seeing friends or your dad. fuck me man

Don't watch this shite.

Just tell me this lads.

Is the BBC meme truth or fiction?

Well there's one turk at least

not even dating and she's shown her gay best friend your cock

bloody hell

i watch this show to see what normies find attractive

>getting advice from a mate

WE /WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE/ NOW

>FRIENDZONE APPEARS
>>85223542
channel 4 virtue signal

Why do you people watch this unfiltered garbage? I though you guys were supposed to be better than this.

>>85223544
questions about your sexuality

>cook for me and my children

red flag abort

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>Mums cooking

>>85223578
it's on channel 4 you retard

fucking hell

her arse is enormous

blue has tits

i honestly really dislike this vapid roastie

so boring they had to bring on someone else to make it interesting

>>85223643
There's a lezza in a minute

never watched this before lads does it switch sexes half way through?

Manlets btfo

8 continues to look like he'd be a decent smash (and a real cutie if he hit the gym)

MANLETS BTFO

>professional landlord
absolute scum

>manlet looks like a pedo

>>85223625
>implying I'm a bong

I'M THE ONLY KEKOLD IN THA VALLEYS

'Dad bod' is clearly a better body/fitness than green.

But hes got tattoos, therefore hes cool and exciting. I can fix him. This will end brilliantly.

HE'S A PEDO
BULLET DODGED BULLET DODGED

that gurn fucking hell

their knobs are all the same. they should always have one horse cock and one micropenis to make it interesting.

was he dropped on his head as a child

>>85223659
we haven't had any trannys transitioning midway through the show yet but don't rule it out

>face tattoo

>Cara Delivigne is good enough to be in movie

normie logic

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>>85223270
its from her final part in too fat to furious with that disgustingly handsome gay doctor

I fucking hate cara, deffo won't see valerian.

>>85223747
>giraffe tattoo

>>85223719
thos

my cuck fantasies aren't being satisfied at all

>Lidl

poor people ads

>>85223753
hmmmmmmmm bit flat desu

>>85223757

Looks like a fun film, but she is box office cancer.

i'd rather be a coke lord than a bean grower

>>85223811
Ohhh, THAT'S why murrcans call them beaners

Just tuned in, did I miss anything of note?

>>85223785
>Dem fresh baked goods
>Car park always filled with BMWs and Mercs as rich people
>GOAT beer

What a pleb

Wow, the nintendo switch looks like utter shit. They need to release a console that isn't a shovelware box.

>>85223837
manlets getting btfo

>>85223757
Yes you will.

>>85223785
>>85223845
Lidl is the place I see all the tourists and foreigners shop at (I live near a butlins) but I still like shopping there because it's so cheap

goodbye blue and green

blue is like "hue hue hue hue" incarnate

>>85223735
Hearty Kek but answer the question you FUCK

Blue = potate

GREEN AND BLUE ARE KILL IF SHE HAS ANY SENSE

She needs a man, not a boy

>>85223894
theres a lezza up next read the thread or pay attention to the show!

>>85223803
That's the problem, It looks ok if she was not in it.

>mums cooking

>I need a MAN, not a BOY
she's such a fucking woman, why can't she just think with her penis

Jesus, Blue looks like a retard, and the guy on the left looks like an EDL events coordinator.

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Mary Whitehouse would have never allowed this degeneracy

>>85223913

Need a man not a boy
I always choose rats

OMG TATTOOS!!!!

blue looks like a mo-cap for planet of the apes characters

I reckon red wins

>>85223926
>and the guy on the left looks like an EDL events coordinator.
yeah gee I wonder why he looks like that when he's like 90% wristband

>>85223926
>EDL events coordinator
sounds like one too

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>>85223917
fair enough thanks lad

>butt plumber
dodged a bullet

>>85223882
I live in a 98% white country famalam so I wouldn't see that.

orange's feet really are deformed desu

>Beautician
>Has 2 kids
>Always chooses bad boys

Bet her clout looks like a punched pie

well red had this in the bag. The other options are the guy with the JUST hairline, or the round raced simpleton.

orange is quite good looking (aside from the justing hair line)

>reds voice

RUINED

The number your next post ends in is how many members of your family blue will kill while grinning like a madman.

AAAAND THE TARD IS GONE

why getting rid of red what the fuck?

red is objectively good looking

shes gonna go with blue the potato head isn't she?

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>>85223441
>>85223464

>>85224038
>>85224041
My stream is a minute behind the tv show

Please don't post spoilers

>Keeping the 2 mongs
fucking what

why would any guy agree to be on this show lmao

If blue wins we've all got a chance

>>85224071
>2 kids and dull as dishwater
well at least she's being realistic

holy fuck is blue going to win

if forrest gump wins I'm gonna fucking scream

>>85224078
To show off and see naked ladies

Also for the #Banter

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>>85223455
>>85223441
good posts

hope blue wins he seems really likeable

>Wood prick
or
>Unemployed

Fucking tricky!

Holy christ English people are fucking hideous. The ones that aren't hideous like the two girls clearly are going to be by 35.

Go to literally any US college campus outside of flyover states and you'll find better look people in a 5 minute search.

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Are they really trying to sell us this blue character?
What the fuck am I watching?

ROASTIE ALERT

>>85224110
hehe hearty kek

>Nipple piercing
TRASH

>piercings
fucking dropped

>pierced nipples

Christ how many lasses have had this done?

>>85224113
Go to London and you'll see better looking girls too

These deviants are not the average

SAGGY

Can't see it!? Bullshit.

>>85224113
good looking normally functioning people dont go on this show you fucking mong. these arent supposed to be the 5 best looking blokes in britain

>she went with the potato

lmao

Why are they complimenting this fat slag?

Cucks

>>85224113

well their aim is to show "normal people", it's not a modelling competition

>>85224113

Like i said she looks good but that face is gonna melt like a motherfucker

FUCKING YES

HOLY SHIT SHE'S FUCKING BRAIN DEAD

>>85224105
they're a good couple i think

both mongs

Her tits are quite a good shape considering she's had kids

she has a nice butt for a british girl

literally picking the one sad cunt most likely to raise another mans trash

>>85224101
wtf?

she went for the GOMAD guy?

>>85224204

This. Where'd she get those hips?

Yorkshire mentioned.

>butterfly tattoo above her arse

women is actually smart, she went for someone less attractive than her.

can someone give me orange's number I want to one-and-done him

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>She presents Channel 4's Naked Attraction, which began on 25 July 2016.

Richardson sued Arnold Schwarzenegger and two of his aides, Sean Walsh and publicist Sheryl Main, over comments they made about her claims that he groped her. The case was settled in 2006.[6]

Richardson was in an 18-year relationship with film director Charles Martin. Since 2014 she has been in a relationship with the TV presenter, writer and comedian Sue Perkins. [7][8]

The host is a mad cunt

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>>85224113

BLEW IT

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>mongo can't tell she's ginger

holy shit ape man bags the prize

yank here. how the fuck is this show allowed on basic cable?

>Colour blind
>OMG HE CANT TELL MY HAIR COLOUR, WHAT A SPASTIC
>Still, got 2 sprogs that need feeding and hes got a trade

Colourblind and actually blind I reckon.

>>85224199
her vag didn't seem that roastie either
the hole was probably massive though

>>85224267
US is too damn prude

>>85224245

Specified non-flyover states

Bitch is gonna turn this guy gay just like her last one.

Blue done good

Fucking hell

>>85224267
Cos you lot spaz out over a fucking nipple

Why is she crying?

NOPE

shes broken goods this crying

Looks like she gained 20 pounds since filming

>Instantly got fatter and less pretty

Lmao

hope they live happily ever after with the aussie cunts kids

>>85224308
i was thinking that

>>85224304
Her ids have a new daddy, why not

>>85224267
(((religious organizations))) don't control our media

>>85224267
Welcome to Europe you American son of the bitch

deffo a nut and change your number kind of girl

>>85224101
Me on the left

X GONNA GIVE IT TO YA

Are we gonna get trannies next?

do I have enough time to cook shin ramyun in the break lads

>>85224324
Funnily enough we're probably the most prudish of all the Europeans.

>>85224346
Next is a bi girl who got sic of men, so has to pick women

pussieseverywhere

With they have KFC in the UK?


do Brits even know what Kentucky is?

What hey fuck is sarnee?

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Reply to this post if you are more attractive and have a better dick than everyone you've seen so far

>>85224369
>With they have KFC in the UK?
yes

>>85224336
He gon give it to ya!!!1

wasnt he the bloke on dragons den?

>>85224324
I spent a semester abroad in Madrid and never saw anything like this on cable over there. Don't assume that I'm the typical yank that has never been abroad.

Up next:

Leathery old bitch with a face tattoo. Guaranteed to have been cocked more times than Davey Crocket's rifle.

>>85224349
Only if you include the Republic.

>>85224369
of course we do, everyone understands what chicken with shit on it is (even japan)
the one that doesn't go anywhere is taco bell

>>85224369

have you ever even left your state you sheltered mong?

>>85224369
the fucking state of this post

>>85224296
>have a show judging dick size
>why is America so fucked up

can feel my braincells dying from watching these adverts

make it stop

>withdrawal is not an effective way to prevent pregnancy

At least the advertiser now their audience

>>85224374
ehhhh
>and have a better dick
nah I've got bread fungus

>>85224401

We have a few taco bell now. Think ones opened in Leeds.

>>85224369
What is Kentucky?

>le golden balls

fuk off Nicole Shitznigger

wow i bet she is an actual freak

>>85224349
Irish, Poles, Italians, Balkans

Come on. It's only really the Scandis and Clogfags that are less prudish than us

Fucking face tattoo lads.

>Annabelle Creation

Holy shit the English watch the same movies as us?

Aren't you thrown off by the lack of accents?

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TOO MANY RED FLAGS

STAY OUT ROASTIE

that lee guy looks like a fucking plastic facsimile of those geordie shore cunts.

is this truely what the younger generation want to look like, its fucking shocking

>men are shit reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Bisexuals are scum

ANIME-HAND

>made to feel like I'm not worthy
>has face tattoo

activates my almonds

>>85224465
>Scandis
we basically invented movie nudity

>has face tattoo
>is surprised when she cheated on

>>85224420
We're comfortable with nudity

>>85224445
Seen her tits today. Nice nipples

>>85224440
We've had "a few" for literal decades
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taco_Bell#United_Kingdom

>>85224422
TV and media in general is all about killing your braincells

>>85224369
>Amerishart education

It's not even called Kentucky Fried Chicken any more anyway. The brand is literally just KFC now.

HOLY FUCKING WALKING RED FLAG

Is this bitch a performance artist?

>orange

>Tattooist
>only 4 years experience
>Has her own massive house

Doesn't add up. Either divorced gold digger or daddys princess. Or a debt addict. All of which are dangerous.

do they get disqualified if they get a boner?

Women's vagina are ugly as shit.

It's all about ass, tits and face.

this is her first stab at being a lesbian? why not try a gay bar first or something

Exciting pubic hair

RED MASTER RACE

TOO MANY FATTIES

bunch of fucking mutts

>state of hose pussies

if I came on this show and I realized I did it for this slag I'd walk off

>>85224511
at least the programme is clearly designed to be laughed at and isn't pulling any punches

most lesbians just hate men and penetrative sex, usually due to molestation

>ginger fanny
>couple of fatties
>heart shapped minge hair
>le ebin marmite/vegemite randum tattoo


Looks like we're in for a whole host of JUST here lads

>all these literal fat cunts

>>85224541
>massive house
It was fucking tony

>>85224267
It's actually on broadcast television

>vegemite and marmite tattoos on her knees
literally what the fuck

Stream lads?

>women are more sensual

said everyone who has never had gay sex

>when the lads have better bums than the lasses

Am I gay now?

>>85224582
Apparently there's quite a few that fuck dudes because they like dick but refuse to date them.

>picking all the ugly ones

(((who))) is pulling the strings behind the scenes lads?

>>85224635
get glasses cunt

Orange arse is absolutely heartbreaking

This show is fucking tragic

Those butts are the saddest flabbiest butts I've ever seen

by series 3 they might as well just ask the contestants to pull their ass cheeks apart and bend over

this dense bitch is doing my fucking nut in

why do they never check their feet?

FATTY BTFO

though she seems like a bit of a cunt, cannot WAIT to see this birds tits and muff

why does she have a prison tattoo on her face?

Greens stomach is disgusting

>>85224543
pls respond
what are the rules on boners?

POST PICS YOU DUMMIES

WE CAN"T SEE

>>85224645
This what the fuck

literally only blue had an okay butt lol

>>85224675
I think they do when the wanker lists good feet in their interests during casting

Fuck off Shelley

>>85224675
99.999999999999% of people aren't footfags

>>85224650
everyone on this show is an actor

>>85224680

She has a literal 0 butt.

>>85224688
unclear; has never happened

a behind the scenes of this show would be good

>>85224543
>>85224688
One dude got a boner when he won.

>>85224690
Literally right here
>>85222983

No talent among the lesbians at all.

red is a massive roastie
yellow probably has the nicest vag

HOLY FUCKING THICCCCCCCC.

Shame about that non existant arse though

didn't even touch her, kek

>fuck off fatty
>"oh nooooo, you're so pretty"

lol

>>85224641
fuck off faggot

RED
E
D

>>85224666

confirmed that girls only workout for guys

she looked like a fucking pork pie

>>85224650
(((Channel 4)))

Jesus


Abort now. They're all disgusting

Women's bodies are disgusting

red and blue in the final

OR ELSE

for me, it's red

>>85224690

Its a SFW board you dumb dumb

I think I'm gay

This is disgusting

women dont blow what they want

>>85224651
Found it. Thanks for not spoonfeeding

sodom and gomorrah

all not that great but blue has the best overall body

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>STATE OF ENGLISH TITS

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gross

>those orangutan tits
good choice

While hreen was a titty-tight big hen, she was still more fuckable than orange.

If they show orange again I shall call the police.

How the hell does C4 know Kate's boob proportions?

BRING BACK THE DICK

C-come play a game lads

https://s2.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=mHic&k=AIj

very good choice

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>disturbing spider tattoo between your tits
why would you do that??

>tattoos at all

>>85224780
Fuck that I'm asexual

44 year old music teacher,

her pupils are going to love her on monday morning

>Chester Bennington didn't hold on for a few hours to have some banter with the lads and look at some tits and fannies

might not have topped himself if he'd watched this.

Call me a prude, but why is naked people this on TV?

>43 years old

not gay but prefer the willy ones

Orange is a definite tumblr landwhale "quirky" girl

High probability of horn rimmed glasses or bright coloured hair

>absolutelydisgusting.jpg

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>mentioning Catherine, Duchess of Cornwall's nipples

CHANNEL 4 WHAT THE FUCK

EXECUTE THIS CUNT FOR TREASON

good call ditching that 43 year old BULL DYKE

A FUCKING DYKE

WTF IS THIS SHOW LOLLLLLLL

MIDDLE AGED MUSIC TEACHER
ABORT BORT BORT

That lass with the two tone hair from the first episode was the best

Max Branning has let himself go

>music teacher

Imagine if her pupils were watching lmao

I guess my standards are sky high, I'd do none of these women.

>>85224860
agree
and they gave her a lineup of absolute freaks because she said she was pansexual lol

you are now aware that 1 out of every 3 people under 30 has a tattoo

>>85224860
WRONG


there was a model on last week. A literal 9/10. No tats, petite but cute as shit

I thought Brits didn't have commercials?

Not gonna lie, thanks to this show I actually think I'm somewhat attractive.

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>too much hair

Yea okay.

>>85224805
she's a fucking slut m8

That one definitely had surgery on her tits. Could have been a reduction.

>>85224888
BBC = PBS

Evryone else has ads

I would let her pajama my mama if you know what I'm sayin'

state of this selection is making me look forward to seeing tattoo slags tits

>>85224874
any girl that would even consider going on this show isn't worth doing

>>85224874
These aren't normal women

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>>85224867

>>85224874

These women are the kind of damaged or attention starved desperate women that would appear naked on national television.

Your standards aren't high they're just fuck ugly

>>85224885
yeah she was an absolute dime

>>85224885
She was overrated

>>85224885
the ginger one (think she was orange) that came second? she was peng

>>85224889
pls b in London

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Kate a shit

Beatrice master race

>>85224888
Only on the BBC, it's what our TV licence pays for. I'm hoping to pass my theory test next week go get mine

>>85224885
The redhead? Yea she was gorgeous. Could easily tell she was a basic bitch Stacey though

>>85224943
Nah she won man


Anyone got a pic of her?

>>85224885
Pics?

this jury show looks like a cool show ruined by usual channel 4 bullshit

>>85224950
why are royals allowed to get fat?

>>85224101
>British """men"""
No wonder your ladies go on "Erotic holidays"

>>85224946

I always worried I had a girly butt.

After seeing what most blokes are packing on this show I'd take it over the alternative any day, fuck me.

Aint gay though, sorry lad.

If you like piiiiiiiiiiiiiina coladas

>>85224832
I'm in a culture shock. What happened that we allow first of all naked women on TV but also find it normal to allow to say that those kinds of bodies are attractive.

>making excuses for kids acting like little shits

I fucking hate C4

>>85224981
when you literally don't have to do anything and get given whatever you want on the country's dime then what the fuck else are you supposed to do but stuff your fat gob with the silver spoon you were born with

>>85224981

why are royals allowed to exist?

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>>85224981
She is no longe in the top 6, so the sovereign no longer decides her life

Beatrice is also an alchy, which is why she stabbed Ed Sheeran whilst pretending to knight him at a party

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>the state of brittish hiney

pic related is the average american bum.

these girls look like the cast of grease if grease was made new today

these are just average lesbians iah

lmao at all the virgins in this thread that are expecting them to look like pornstars

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>missing teeth
QUINTESSENTIALLY

All shite except blue

>>85224836
>Orange
>tumblr landwhale "quirky" girl
>bright coloured hair

CALLED IT

ITS FUCKING RUDI VOLLER

>>85225021
t. dave from facebook

Red is the only option at this point

slags

>>85225043
kill the ginger shit, ruined GoT for me.

Orange is kinda cute. Shame her body is tragic.

RED is surprisingly black

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That one with the mullet

>>85224976
It's hilarious cringe mini imho. First series had pure undiluted tele gold.

red reminds me of this retard with fucked up legs that was in my year in first school

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>>85225065

oh wow, a wog, some blonde with a mullet and the bloke out of Die Antwoord. The blue haired one is the only semi decent one there.

Is that a fucking mullet.

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>>85225061

>getting rid of the most attractive one

Stop.

>>85225046
drawn on?

accurate.

christ she was butch

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>>85224512
Do they give fast food classes in Bong land?

>>85225051
It's a tv show where you judge the looks of naked people, the fuck do you expect?

>too much hair

wtf is wrong with this girl

>blue

Bad choice

If she doent pick red then she is fucking retarded

I would literally not fucking any of these girls

blue looked so fucking offended not to be getting this worthless retard lol

wtf that voice

>the thing that makes me individual is this tattoo which isn't actually part of me

>That Dick Van Dyke walk.

Lmao

bet it all on red (black)

FOLD NOW

>THE DISGUSTING DYKE WITH MISSING TEETH?!?! WHY HER?!!?!

>>85225133
>not fucking

Sure you wouldn't pajeet. Bit too old for you and your gang are they?

>missing teeth
>junkie voice

love it

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>what makes you unique

>all of them say tattoos

>everyone needs a bit of jazz in their life
she's going for red

she said i had a cute vagina, darling thats not your vagina, thats barely even your fucking vulva

>>85225126

Pretend lesbian.

Probably never seen a fanny, certainly never dealt with the realities of a proper hairy clout.

Guarantee she has 1 date then is back on solids.