Make Batman laugh

>>85221551
Someone that can resurrect his parents

>>85221551
show him how ""tall"" Iron Man is without the suit

>>85221551
Squirrel Girl
So Bruce and I can have a laugh at that sad ass excuse for a comic book "hero"

replace the batsignal with Kevin Feige's face

https://youtu.be/fB1wnG9GBw0

>>85221551
omega red and tickle him with the tentacles

alright so there's a boy getting a checkup and a nurse is taking his pressure. The boy is being a little cunt and flapping his arms. The nurse says: why are you flapping your arms? Boy says: to keep the bears away! Nurse says: but there are no bears. Boy: see it's working!

>>85221551
Impossible? Hardly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1bmM7Ihv0Y

How many jews fit a vw beetle?
2 in the front, 3 in the back, 54 in the ash tray.

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Why was Bruce Wayne so good at baseball? Because he was Batman.

>>85221551
If you took off your cowl will you die.

I went to the butcher the other day and the butcher said to me
>I bet you $10 you can't guess the weight of the meat on the top shelf
I said
>I'm not gambling, the steaks are too high

See, there were these two guys in a lunatic asylum… and one night, one night they decide they don’t like living in an asylum any more. They decide they’re going to escape! So, like, they get up onto the roof, and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moon light… stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend didn’t dare make the leap. Y’see… Y’see, he’s afraid of falling. So then, the first guy has an idea… He says “Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I’ll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!” B-but the second guy just shakes his head. He suh-says… He says “Wh-what do you think I am? Crazy? You’d turn it off when I was half way across!