sequel:
MCU reshooting this scene:
>Norman Osborne and Spidey fighting in location with minimal backgrounds to make it cheaper to shoot
>Peter recording it all on his phone
>Peter: "OMG DUDE HE JUST THREW A FREAKIN PUMPKIN DID YOU SEE THAT"
>Fat Asian: "Duuuuude he's like the Headless Horseman! Remember him from that ride at Disney World?!?!"
>Peter posing in selfie as a pumpkin explodes next to him. He gets back up and sends a sick face emoji tweet
>Peter: "DUDE NORM THESE WEAPONS ARE SO AWESOME HOW DID YOU MAKE IT?!"
>Green Goblin: I'll sell these to Hydra and make a fortune! Tony Stark can't stop me!
>Peter: "DUDE WHAT THE HELL THAT'S NOT COOL!"
>Peter jumps around and avoids bad CGI pumpkins while he plays Gangnam Style on his phone
>Peter: "WOP WOP, GOBLIN STYLE" he says as he kicks the Green Goblin
>Green Goblin: YOU CAN'T STOP ME TONY STARK!
>Goblin's glider rushes towards Peter's back, he has no spider sense so he would have been impaled if an Iron Man suit hadn't appeared and dragged him through the floor
>Peter: "OMG IT'S IRON MAN THIS IS AWEEEESOME."
>Glider crashes into Norman and it's blue beam ram made from stolen alien technology knockes him out
>30 Iron Man suits arrive and arrest the Green Goblin. They're led by everyone's favorite Agent Coulson from ABC's Marvel: Agents of Shield!
>Peter: "OMG AGENT COULSON FROM AGENTS OF SHIELD, CAN I GET A SELFIE!"
>Coulson: Sure kid, but only because a pic with you will get me a lot of views on my snapchat
>Blue beam shoots into the air as Coulson and Peter snap selfies
>Peter: "Man, I'm beat. I could really go for some chipotle"
>Peter seen eating at a chipotle while dancing to pop music
>99% RT
I can already tell this is just garbage fanfiction you spent 2 hours on
>>85216823
Accurate
>he spent time and effort on this
shameful
>>85218946
Shame Marvel couldn't do that making this turd.
>>85216823
I laughed at "WOP WOP, GOBLIN STYLE"
>>85216823
You put more effort into that sequel than Marvel is going to
I made this copypasta yesterday. Noice
>>85218946
It's a pasta. He put about as much time into it as Disney did when they made this piece of shit.
>>85216823
This is more creative than Homecoming 2 is going to be.