ITT: characters you identify with

>>85211263
Would you have did or would you just bite the bullet and let yourself be exposed?

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>>85211316
Immediately checked the gun before using it in a robbery.

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>>85211263

>>85211630
IT'S

>>85211316
Get exposed, it's not like they could prove anything.

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>>85211263

>>85211786
ALL

>>85212037
SO

>>85211263

fuck you pedo

>>85212804
KANGZ

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>>85211263
mmhmmm

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For me it's john oliver - intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor

>>85213292
>I'm butthurt about someone's thoughts!
cringe

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>>85211263

>>85211661
Britbongs don't know how guns work

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t. solipsist

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Hello there

>>85213404
SHIIIIEEET

>>85211888
is that movie any good?

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Ideally this. But I know in truth I'm just a lonely, bitter, semi-functioning sperg.

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>>85211742

>>85211786
Monty Python's Flying Circus

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>>85211263

>>85215630
You must be quite bold then

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQ8DOaoZreQ

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>>85211263

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>Hideous monster
>Only wants to kill Brazilians and play with white women's feet
>"REEEEEEEEEE NORMIES GET OUT OF MY LAGOON"


How /ourguy/ can he possibly be?

>>85211263
>>85211522
>>85211630
>>85215861
>>85215963
Is this also a characters who did nothing wrong thread?

>>85211960
Is there even investigations and a working justice system like in the USA?? I'd assume for an accusation like that they'd immediately put him in the stocks in the town square to have rotten food thrown at him, then sent to the gallows.

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>Is there even investigations and a working justice system like in the USA??
>In the country that invented the concept of Common Law

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who's a character that is endless trash

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>>85211263
Freddie Quell in the master is runner up.

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>>85216120

>>85216013
At worst you'd had to move out. Most people seem to be unaware that people who get arrested for CP were investigated for years.

But yeah, that episode needed someone to take the bait.

>>85211263
>We can't stop here; this is bat country!

>>85215975
Well i can relate :(

>>85211263
Daily reminder that Kenny did nothing wrong

>>85214057
>Being against pedophilia is "being butthurt"

Hello, is this the FBI? Yes, I'd like to report a pedo sympathizer.

>>85216790
>Pedophilia is bad because people told me it was bad

>>85216427
kek

>>85216852
How does it feel knowing 99% of society despises you, you could never win a debate about your illness, and that you will live the rest of your life hiding this perverted secret from your friends and family while you try to justify it to yourself instead of getting treatment?

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>>85211263
Fassbender's dick.

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Mostly just because of the raging autism

;_;

>>85213430
kek

>>85215859
Give me one thousand dollars.

>>85216952
>treatment
You know how I know you have no idea what you're talking about?

>>85211263
I don't know who this guy is but I have those exact sunglasses, they're like 80s driving glasses that my dad bought 20 years ago

>>85216013
No in the modern UK if you're exposed as a pedophile they buy you an expensive flat and pay you a large monthly stipend to ensure your comfort, all you have to do is point east 5 times a day and bend over

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People say that i look like dave grohl, big neck and all

i honestly hate myself deeply

>>85216852
It is ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE for kids to understand sex. No matter how you say it, they will not and cannot understand it. Its scientifically proven. There is absolutely no way a child can comprehend sex, no way, absolutely none. If you took a child, and make sex easy enough for a fucking retard to understand, that child could not possibly understand it. This is why we teach kids about sex way into highschool, like we should, science backs it up. People who want to have sex with kids are all 1) Serial killer 2) Rapists 3) Psychopaths 4) Gay. All this is proven by science, by rigorous testing and bulletproof studies. Its impossible to be a pedo without being these four things, absolutely impossible. If kids have sex, they will become whores and kill themselves. Not a single person who has been molested has lived past the age of 21. If a person has sex before the age of 18, half of their brain cells die, because of the intense mental strain sex puts on the mind. This, I assure you, is all backed up 100% by scientific studies and science. These are all the reasons pedophilia is NOT OKAY.
I'm 55 and I did all these studies. I assure you they are all very scientific. I knew what I was doing, because I was born into science. Every day of my life I have been living a life of science. Formulas and chemical equations zoom past my eyes when I close them. At night I dream of being an atom, zooming through the universe faster than the speed of light. After years of being in science. I know for a fact, that it has paid off. In raw data, I base my world, a world that is purely of science. For fifty years, I have trekked on the pathway of scientific discoveries, I am science not. And I do my experiments in a way that produces RESULTS. These are the results I got when I experimented with science. I spoke to science and it spoke back. And these are the results. I assure you.

>>85211863
What's this from?

I'm not well versed in Madskino

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>>85216952

>>85219901
Bleeder. Early refn film.

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>>85211263
My friends always tell me I remind them of him! Lol!

>>85213481
YESSS

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It's hard to say whether I identify more with Rust or Hannibal. Like both men I feel a great alienation from the world, and like Rust I feel most people do not understand me and I have a highly bleak and nihilist worldview. However, I do share Hannibal's appreciation for the fine arts and the ability to psychologically deconstruct all those around me. I don't believe Rust really has that skill. Also like both men, I am thoroughly trained in a variety of martial arts and I can hold my own in a large scale fight. Perhaps you could say I am the perfect balance of the two.

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Oh hi there.

>>85216790
>Being against pedophilia
If by "pedophilia" you mean "child molestation", I am against it too.

If you mean that someone should be hurt for merely having thoughts, I hope you get framed and jailed. You'll have time to meditate on what it feels like to be punished while having hurt nobody.

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>>85220293

>>85216790
>>85219825
see >>85220353

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>>85216790
Gentle reminder that pedophilia is a choice.

The only thing that you would deserve to die for is child molestation, not your thoughts and masturbation though. You should however seek ways to completely stop doing the latter (masturbating to kids) because it's what has fully enabled your pedophilia. All men are somewhat pedophilic to varying degrees as all studies have shown but only a few, like you, have actually embraced pedophilia. It could be the result of childhood molestation in order to cope with/prevent trauma or simply the result of teenage hypersexuality which has led to this specific sexual perversion. No one is born a pedophile, stop repeating this lie, there are no "pedophile babies" or "pedophile toddlers", you simply become one through experiences. All healthy humans should naturally develop a sexual attraction to non-prepubescent humans of the opposite gender, anything else is a failure of this natural development.

As long as you don't attempt to rationalize child molestation, realize the corruption of children is wrong and don't plan to engage in it, you should not hate yourself, feel like a bad person nor listen to the evil hysterical witch-hunters who'd like to torture you for having wrong thoughts. Just understand that those thoughts can be curbed, all you need is will and so I cannot hate you for being too weak to overcome your lust while not hurting anyone.

Keep in mind that the first step is very simpIe, as I said: stop masturbating to kids (whether it's 3D or 2D)

This is the only way you can truly help yourself and until you've tried that with persistence, you cannot say "I've tried", if you've tried and failed, try again until you stop completely (masturbating to kids) but never give up, that is, if you really want to stop having a pedophilic sexuality.

I wish you the best of luck.

>>85220615
Oh shit >>85219825 was joking. I hadn't read the whole post. Sorry.

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>>85219825

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>>85211263

how were they going to include in the clip that he was watching CP? video of his screen? he could just say it wasn't his screen and he was watching normal porn

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>>85215824

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>>85220692
I'm the anon who wrote this a while ago.

These are my posts ITT btw: >>85214057 >>85220353

>>85219825
I was molested and i'm 23, check mate m8