/got/

Azor jon

>the manlet that was promised

Stannis when?

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FROM THE DUSTY MESA

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>>85210795
what is he saying, /got/?

Riddle me this: why did Rhaegar call both his sons Aegon?

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Posting a picture of a character with 'funny' text because that's apparently what you do when a new general is started

Anyone has that /fit/ copypasta where Jon resurrects all ripped and starts dual wielding Longclaw and Olly?

>>85210848
>lol starks are so dumb not master manipulators like me lmao
>*gets pinned against wall by throat*
>THIS CANT BE HAPPENING

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*blocks your path*

>>85210865
Young griff doesn't exist in the show

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Suck it, showfags

>>85210848
You're shorter than me, and that's saying something.

How long until they have Lena Durham, Lady Gaga or Beyonce as a femme fatale murdering 100 soldiers to free their female friends who need no man?

asking for a friend

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Will these characters ever meet in the books? In a fictional world where the books come out ofcourse

>>85210882

I'd let her kill me and mount my face on a face pillar anytime if you get what I'm sayin'

>>85210865
Jons dragon name is Jahaerys

>>85210884
elia had two kids, regardless of believing varys """rescued""" the BFS or not

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>>85210874
Mocking other people for doing what you were too lazy to do

Realistically speaking, how much worse can this season truly get?

>>85210914
eventually, seeing as littlefinger intends to get the northern forces and jon may also try to rally troops against the white walkers
>>85210966
there's still jon x dany, so a lot worse

>>85210828
>The last book was 6 years ago.
So? These books are huge and there's still plenty talk about, as many do throughout the year.

>The show is utter trash,
No one said you can't criticise. I just can't understand why people would leave while it's not airing.

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>>85210874
Excellent post

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>>85210966
You have no idea

>>85210976
I haven't looked at the leaks but is the jon x dany thing really in there?
Seems like something out of fanfiction.

>>85210966

It's pretty much high fantasy nonsense at this point. No more kinda realistic medieval warfare, politics, intrigue, character development.

>>85210908
go back to fapping about not-gay traps and your non-jewish president polfag.

>>85210795
He looks so much like a frog. I can't belive I haven't seen a pepe edit of him yet

>>85210874
create the next thread, nigger
I was waiting for a vert to be posted so I'd use it

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>>85211001
>fanfiction.
Literally all this show is now, anon

>>85210966
S6 was so bad that S5 retroactively just looked like filler content that wasn't actually that bad.
I don't want to imagine that S7 could be so bad that S6 looks good in retrospect, but if anybody can pull it off it's Doob and Doobie.

Who the fuck will remain in the north they already fought like 3 wars and now the white walkers
How do they even have people

>>85211051
copy paste

>>85211042
The spoilers at least show that more shit happens on it that on season 6 and 5 but it's probably gonna be a lot of CGI because White Walkers so if you're not into that.

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>Brandon stark needs you meera
>meera: *leaves*

Is this show worth picking up again? I gave up a few episodes into season 6.

>>85211082
Its not im srs?

>>85211042
I'm basically just watching to see Euron kill off the sneks at this point

>>85211090
Who's gonna jerk off Bran now?

>>85211109
Fuck no

>>85211109
if you made it to season 6, might as well just finish it and meme along the way

>>85211020
I've honestly created 4 threads or so in my 5 years on the chonz and they all were shit, I'm not risking my anonymous honour by starting a 5th one

>>85210882
giv boy-girl gf

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>>85211109
Why not, it's the only thing you'll ever pick up

>>85211118
idk man, seeing that in the books half of stannis army fucking froze to death or starved half way on their way to Winterfell it is really just movie magic and giant asspulls on the writers side. Don't overthink it.

Meera is going to get raped non-stop at Castle Black

Also how is Jon gonna react when he sees Theon at the head of Danys armada?

>why didnt euron take dragonstone when he went by it BAD WRITING

Euron's men are basically pirates, they're not trained or equipped to hold a castle.

The real question is why didn't Kevan take Dragonstone when he heard Stannis was moving north. He was supposed to be a brilliant strategists and Lannisters are all about holding castles.

>>85211015
It was from the start.
Westros 10 years winters-10 years summer would have a very hard time sustaining a population at all

>>85211051
Magic
Or probably some villages hidden in bumfuck nowhere minding their own business. The North is the size of half of Canada, I believe.

>>85211173
Because D&D hadn't decided Dragonstone was abandoned yet

>>85210890
wow grrm is truly the biggest hack alive

>>85210983
I don't understand why you'd put yourself through it constantly, I don't see constant TWD threads off season and I'd probably shoot myself if I was commenting a shit show when it's not airing. I mean if you wanna reduce it down to the books then go post on /lit/ and get made fun of there instead.

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people hating on the last episode because Sheeran yet seem oblivious to the massive decline over the last couple of seasons

>>85211144
same desu, but someone has to do it
gone are the days of the -fags vying to create the true thread

>>85211088
Plenty of shit happened in S6, it was all just handled really horribly. That's actually the biggest problem; Shit happens but the characters in contexr aren't developed enough to care. It's all just shock & awe shit for the twitter feed and gastropub audiences.
What the fuck happened to the show where people didn't teleport from location to location, and actually had conversations with eachother and interactions with the world? I swear it's just a soap opera now the way they cut from character to character and only discuss plot points that nobody cares about.

Every character still on the show is so inhuman and poorly written that I guarantee you most people in this thread want the White Walkers to just put them out of their misery.

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>>85211162
Do I have to post them again? Jesus I will end up spoiling the entire fucking board if you guys keep making these questions.

>>85210862
>Because it's lame and full on fanfiction.
And LSH isn't?

>It doesn't fit in this show to have such a simple, neat and cheesy resolution.
Are you serious? They do this shit all the time.

>>85211210
I don't watch TWD but I do watch GoT and there's certainly always stuff to talk about.

>>85211222
no one is oblivious to the decline, you're being ridiculous

>>85211119
>Implying Dorne is even going to show up again
The writers forgot about 'em.

>>85211224
The off-season pedos and relationship posters are the wrost my man, I'd rather have late threads than that kind of folk in my /got/

>>85211257
You are actually retarded if you don't get the point of LSH in the story

Will we ever see Heartsbane again or did D&D forget about it? How has sam been able to keep it? Maesters surely would have confiscated it and gave it back to House Tarly.

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who here team white walker ?
They are literally /ourguys/

>>85210795
>tfw would have dropped any other show at this point but may ass well turn my brain off and enjoy the ride cause battles will probably look good and cinematography isnt that bad. We bought the ticket,now lets enjoy the ride.

>>85211281
/tv/ isn't the real world

>>85211281
I meant people outside of /tv/

>>85210890
Kek

>>85210966
You may live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension

>>85211291
see
>>85211250

Also, Cersei mentioned the Sand Snakes in that map room scene. Please stop drooling.

Daily reminder that Jon is a Baratheon. Not that it matters.

>>85210865
>implying Lyanna didn't name him Jonaeryn as both a nod to the Targs and her uncle in the Vale

Gets me every time.

>>85211297
far from me to imply the autismos are, or ever will be missed
>>85211339
>>85211340
are people outside /tv/ really shitting on the episode? all I've seen is high praise, especially because of dany and arya

>>85211329
>Been walking to the wall since S2, if not before the series beginning
>Can't even pass it because magic
Even the White Walkers have to suffer shit writing.

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>>85211329
>No more Robert
>No more Tywin
>No more Stannis
>Littlefinger is going to die this season
>So will Randyl Tarly

There is literally no one else to root for

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>>85211330
>battles will probably look good and cinematography isn't that bad
Did you watch Battle of the Bastards?

>>85211424
yeah it was hella freakin awesome

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>>85211222
I thought you were talking about Shireen and was so confused for a second

>>85211360
Everything is gonna play out because this is the big set up for the last season. They can't strech it anymore and I doubt Martin will want to give away too much about A Dream of Spring so D&D will have to work with what they have of Wins of Winter and wing the rest.

>>85211414
There's still Sweetrobin

>>85211361
>biggest question in the series
>doesn't actually matter because he still has Targ blood either way

They done spoiled it already. The only reason Robert would have killed a baby is if it were a Targaryen, and a Targ wasn't the mama.

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sickening lack of Stannis edition

Game Of Thrones can count among its fans the writers at The Simpsons, who have worked in multiple nods to the Emmy-winning fantasy drama, including riffing on the opening credits through the couch gag. It’s all part of keeping the long-running animated series fresh, we suppose, which is why the credits gag was also used in the “Waiting For Duffman” episode, and how Carice van Houten ended up related to Milhouse. For the 29th season, though, The Simpsons will go full Thrones homage in a fantasy-inspired episode that will feature Jaime Lannister himself, Nikolaj Coster-Waldau.

That comes from Entertainment Weekly, who spoke with The Simpsons’ Matt Selman. The executive producer says the episode, titled “The Serfsons,” is intended as “a love letter to the fantasy genre of books and movies and TV shows.” Selman teased Coster-Waldau’s character as being “not unlike Jamie.“ Whoever this gold-handed person is, he’ll have a “a surprising and sexy connection to one of the main characters.” We suppose there’s still room in the Van Houten family tree for Coster-Waldau. He could voice one of Kirk’s ancestors—from the Danish side, obviously. “The Serfsons” episode will air in the fall.

>>85211414
Littlefinger was never a cool guy. He was just a meme. Also the only man worth rooting for there was Stannis.

>>85211424
I mean there was some shitty writing like those hills of bodies appering out of nowhere but overall twas good.

>>85211329

fuck off icescum

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>they went out of their way to retroactively retcon pre show stannis stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkmQiIBd12s

>hi ed sheeran
>oh, hello game of thrones, I didn't see you there

What did they mean by this?

>>85211424
>Did you watch Battle of the Bastards?

Yeah. It was so amazing it managed to make up for how shit the rest of the season was.

Looking forward to hearing why I'm wrong and checking out all your examples of superior battle choreography in fantasy TV shows.

>>85211414
I'm rooting for the Iron Bank to finance every side of the conflict and take other the entire continent with sellswords freedom fighters once the kings and queens of westeros are exhausted after months/years of fighting.

>>85211525
take over*

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>>85211440
clearly Davos is gathering intelligence for Stannis as he hasn't mourned nor broken down mentally and physically for months, questioned everything, about Stannis' apparent "death".

>>85210865


Because he was aegonizing over what to call them.

>>85211305
The Arya thing is just a streamline version of it.

>>85211222
>see new episode of Game of thrones
>10/10 perfect masterpiece
>except for Ed Shereen
>go on /tv/
>make a single post about him
>leave thread, don't even read the replies

Is this how you think people here post?

>>85211589
Maybe, if that's where they're going with Arya, but I doubt it

>>85211637
seems like something a real patrician would do desu. like eat crab legs at the cinema and only watch foreign arthouse kinographs.

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>>85211512
>always reply to Stannisfags

>>85211637
I started reading posts and realised how fucking awful /got/ is, so I backed out

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>>85211360
>Also, Cersei mentioned the Sand Snakes in that map room scene.

>>85211703
dude the spoilers are out. the snakes will come back and Auron will kill them.

>>85211250
These have been debunked

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>>85211578
USURP THIS

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>>8521150
>Ramsay meeting Jon OUTSIDE THE FUCKING CASTLE
>Ricken's death
>Jon being angery for a kid he barely knew and never said one word to in the show
>CGI plot armor sequence
>Ramsay unguarded and completely unaware of the Knights of the Vale
>Jon & Ramsay's duel
>
One of the worst things I've seen on television.

>>85211761
How so?

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>>85211737
>Auron

Lord of the Rings?

>>85211775
give me a good example of what you consider good medieval fantasy choreography then.

>>85211782
Snakes have already been mentioned and Arya killed the Freys in the first episode not the second

>>85211878
Because they changed stuff around. It was a pre-production leak.

>>85211512
I actually liked this change to Stannis though. The whole aspect of leading and actually fighting among his men made him seem even more of a bass than he already is.

>>85211524
It looked good, but it didn't make any sense on the basic level, and I'm not even talking about the plot. There's just no way for that pile of corpses to be created on a wide open field.

>>85211838
>left is sophie
>right is maise
who's the blonde?

>>85211250
>Lannisters take Dorne

How the absolute fuck. Everyone between the Lannister armies and Dorne hates the Lannisters now and they literally just reminded everyone that they don't have a fleet because Euron burned it.

>>85211838
brap

>>85211878
>Snakes have already been mentioned
So?

>Arya killed the Freys in the first episode not the second
iirc the original leak put it in the first season and the person that compiled that image we're talking about fucked it up.

>>85211919
the lannisters throughout the entire story, for no real reason, seem to have an endless supply of soldiers

>>85211919
If the writers don't go stupid, they'll use the Ironborn fleet to go there.

>>85211911
i meant the greyjoy rebellion stuff

>>85211849
Die Nibelungen (1924)

>>85211637
real niggas mock GoTfags and dip

>>85211525
I honestly hope that the Iron Bank is coming back but it will probably be ignored/forgotten

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>>85211470
Jon is Stark/Dayne you utter moron.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dmcb0bclcN8

>>85211775
>Ramsay meeting Jon OUTSIDE THE FUCKING CASTLE
Ramsay is a hot headed psychopath.

>Ricken's death
What about it?

>Jon being angery for a kid he barely knew and never said one word to in the show
You mean his half brother that he spent at least 7 years with as a kid?

>CGI plot armor sequence
Like every show battle ever?

>Ramsay unguarded and completely unaware of the Knights of the Vale
How would he know?

>Jon & Ramsay's duel
You mean Jon kicking Ramsays ass?

>>85211959
the iron bank will come back. they will ask dany for money. varys will get illyrio to pay for it

>>85210848
>You know I fucked your adoptive mother, but it happens I also fucked your real mother. Rhaegar isn't your father Jon, I am.

>>85211956
Dude you're such a /tv/ stereotype. What's next, you're gonna tell me about cinema manners and shit.

>>85210865
No, Jon is Aemon.

>>85211912
I think if you've seen enough corpses pile up that you can make judgement calls about the feasibility of piles of corpses during an exciting scene with lots of cuts, your lack of enjoyment of Game of Thrones isn't because they're not stacking corpses convincingly.

>>85211959

Guaranteed to be forgotten. Braavos is done in the show.

>>85211943
Did Euron or Jaime say anything that would go against Stannis being involved and defeating them? If so I didn't catch it

>>85211908
>>85211933
It means you're relying on someone who can't even get basic information.

>>85211838

damn I'd toss maisie's salad

>>85210848
>I'm queer. I'm gay. I'm homosexual. I'm a poof, I'm a poofter, I'm a ponce. I'm a bumboy, battyboy, backside artist, bugger. I'm bent. I am that arsebandit. I lift those shirts. I'm a faggot-ass, fudge-packing, shit-stabbing uphill gardener. I dine at the downstairs restaurant; I dance at the other end of the ballroom. I'm Moses and the parting of the red cheeks. I fuck and I’m fucked. I suck and I’m sucked. I rim them and wank them, and every single man's had the fucking time of his life.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91-7TWmO1e8

>>85211173
The ironborn did okay at holding all those other castles

>>85212068
well Euron said Casterly rock not lannisport which, Jaime acts like he was there and he wasnt. Jaime and Euron act like it was a lannister victory not united thing. Infact the lannisters got btfo and embarassed during the Greyjoy rebellion since they lost all their ships. I think Euron mentions that jaime went through the breach first but it was Jorah, Thoros and Barristan.

>>85211940
>scene one of next episode
>Euron walking back into the throne room
>"oh hi bae me again forgot to ask can i borrow your army lol"

>>85211838
>Awaken, my neckbeards

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>>85211917
Its just Maisie and her two random friends

>>85211917
Natalie

>>85212097
No. The leaks are months old, the person that made the image that sums them up posted it the night the season premiered.

>>85212135
No they didn't they were shit and they were ordered to by a retarded king. Euron didn't even know Daenarys was coming.

>>85211919
Teleport

>>85210890
I love u anon

>>85212205
Why does how old they are make them any less wrong?

>>85211838
>>85212178
Context?

>>85211970
>You mean Jon kicking Ramsays ass?
After Ramsay finishes Wun Wun instead of killing Jon. Right after there is a retarded archer on archer fight INSIDE the fucking castle.

>>85212244
Is this an ebin trole? The "faults" you've mentioned have nothing to do with the leaks.

>>85212244
Now you're just being obtuse.

>>85210795
So why are the white walkers a threat when you literally just need to sore firewood and make dragonglass grenades
Although of course cersei will say 'burn them all' in reference to the wights in kings landing but then Jamie will kill her because of ptsd

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>>85212351
why are they a threat when optimus exists

>>85212308
And you are a cute

>>85212205
Sounds like they had a collection of spoilers and picked the one that matched up the best to the first episode after they saw it.

Can't they use Wildfire agaisn't the wights and walkers? Instead of fighting that huge army and risking a lot of death, set up mechanisms to launch wildfire very far into the Walkers and Wights.

Then get archers to use obsidian tipped arrows. Kill as many of them as you can before you have to engage them head on.

>>85212412
Really? That's really nice of you to say anon.

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>>85211967
Well Jon is a idiot, Stannis will pull the strings behind the scenes using Jon's charisma to gather the living.

>>85212175
God damn I didn't realize that. All of this was detailed in the history and lore too which is supposed to be show canon

>>85212425
Well why don't you go into the archives and prove that? It was one poster that said everything in that image, it was because of 5 of them being right, including Dany saying shall we begin, that makes them viable. Your debunking only consists of one line being in the wrong episode and your gut feeling.

>>85212451
Have fun getting those wagonloads of wildfire up north from Kings Landing across long bumpy roads filled with bandits

>>85211250
>Danny rides John whilst the dragons are ridden by the night king
I hope she gets burnt alive by the dragon but then is made into dragonglass by the fire so becomes a 'fearless girl' vs the charging bull

>>85212502
Well they all are supposed to come together no? Surely King's Landing can spare a few caravans of Wildfire.

>>85212495
It was mentioned in the show. Jory and Jaime had that chat in season one talking about how Thoros of Myr was the first through with his flaming sword. They're going against their own writing not just the books.

>>85211919
Euron burnt the fleet during Roberts rebellion numskull

85209398
>>can control simple minds
>So could Arya and Robb

lol how did nobody call you out for this retarded fucking post

>>85212502
Can't they transport the ingredients and make it in the north? Or do so by ship in White Harbor?

>>85211933
>>85212097
In the behind the scenes of episode 1 dnd admit the cold open originally wasnt going to be in the first episode but they were so impressed by David Bradley's performance they decided to put aryas stuff in the first episode

GoT shoots all of its scenes out of order with only a vague outline of which scenes will be in which episode, stuff gets shifted around during editing all the time. Season 3 was the biggest example of this

>>85212579
>>85209398

>>85212551
His point is that wildfire explodes when even slightly agitated. It's unstable as fuck and not fit for transport. However, the alchemists that made it seem to make it fucking easily since dragons were reborn so there's still an argument of "why not send the alchemists north"

>>85211838
What episode is this?

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>>85212451
Why don't they just get a new Lich King who makes all the walkers passive?

>>85212272
>After Ramsay finishes Wun Wun
You'd go without taking the chance to slay a Giant?

>archer on archer fight INSIDE the fucking castle
Ramsay was the only one with a bow and it was all he had

>>85212288
>The "faults" you've mentioned have nothing to do with the leaks.
If someone give you a report with serious errors and inconsistencies do you doubt the information in it?

>>85212571
DnD cant rememeber shit, Sam finding out in oldtown that theres dragonglass on dragonstone will be treated as a big revelation even though Stannis already told him that in season 5

>>85212551
I mean this shit is volatile and you can barely move it five feet without risking an explosion, let alone drag whole shipments across the country, vulernable to enemies and every pothole you cross

>>85212588
You'd have to get all the Alchemists and their gear on the move, something that doesn't seem plausible considering they'd need a lot of facilities you can't transport or rebuild.

>>85212495
euron being exiled for burning the ships is dumb since balon declared the isles independent and crowned himself yet he got to keep his lands and be what he was before

>>85210848
>Someone once told me he was only a big guy for me, and looking down at you, the relativity of things is starting to sink in.

>>85211512
Why the fuck is Tyrion in the north, I thought he was off in Danny's lap atm

>>85212624
apparently this guy is getting active again in the story

>>85211919
>How the absolute fuck
Welcome to GoT past season 5.

>>85210882
Does she play a trap in anything? Or a girl who bullies boys, something like that?
asking for a friend.

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>>85212068
>Did Euron or Jaime say anything that would go against Stannis being involved and defeating them?

No, i wish you Stannisfags would fuck off. AA is clearly Dany.

>>85212589
I'm the (You) saying it was the image maker's fuck up. I didn't know that, this is pretty cool actually and makes a lot of sense.

>>85212625
I wouldn't call one line out of place a serious error.

I just don't like how Jon's plan for this encounter seem to be just "Attack head on with poorly made obsidian weapons". At least try to launch some arrows first. Or rocks. Flaming rocks. Bombs. I don't know, anything to avoid getting fucking teared apart by the winter zombies.

>>85212741
Has the second episode been leaked?

>>85212714
>>85212589
They didn't say that they said it wasn't originally going to be the first scene in the episode. Not that it would be in a different episode.

>>85212800
yes its on the outside the ep

>>85212824
Inside*

I watched it. They said it was originally not going to be at the beginning of the episode. Not that it was originally meant for a different episode.

>>85210890

> looking almost directly at the reader

oh man this made me cackle

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anyone have some nice Lannister wallpapers?

>wildlings actually think the kingdoms built the Wall to keep them out

>>85212773
Well his Weight Hunting expedition has and that was pretty dumb. Though I get that they were trying to get close to a zombie but surely there were better ways to go about it that go into a completely wight infested territory.

Though the episode hasn't come out yet so i'll wait to see the actual full context of how Jon's mission gets fucked so i'll reserve judgement until then.

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Why didn't Arya free him?

>>85212886
I have a Baratheon t-shirt.

>>85210882
I would worship every drop of grool from her hairy tomboy pussy.

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really makes you think

>>85212927
whoever makes these is severely autistic

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>>85212906
didn't know you posted here

>>85212927
How could GRRM get away with this?

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>>85212906
is there a flaming heart t-shirt!!

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>>85212927
you really are a dumb fucking nigger

>>85211109

Im fast forwarding all sections where the women talk out of place

It means I can come and read the threads - where I get way more enjoyment anyway

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official

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>>85213012
>"Vikings" as a people

>>85212927
Crownlands doesn't make sense.

>>85212927
King's Landing. It's on the Crownlands.

>>85213012
No

>>85212986
Aside from the distinctive form of the Finger/Münster, the rest is fair game. I try to do imaginary maps myself and I get inspired with real life as well.

>>85211479
didn't he die or something

>>85213069
lol right

>>85213012
maybe the greyjoys should be norwegian or russians

>Game of /b/ros had to have two games during the season last year
>Threads are dead this year

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>be jorah
>deeply in love with dany
>suffer immensly to gain her favor
>hopelessly friendzone
>get greyscale and suffer even more
>eventually get to see your oneitis again
>she with some manlet who fancies himself king of the north
>manlet carries your fathers sword, longclaw
>manlet plows your true love daily and walking around with your family sword

here's for hoping jorah finally snapping infecting dany with greyscale

>>85213012
moar like Targaryens=Holy roman empire and Baratheons=germany

How close to the books is the show hound?

>>85213109
fuck off, this map is as original as the fucking attack on titan map. gurm is a fucking hack, and he needs to fucking hang for these crimes.

>>85210874
Fantastic.

>>85213012
>Beyond the Wall
Scots
>The North
Northern England
>The Westerlands
Southern England
>The Iron Born
>Scandis/Irish
>The Vale
Northern Italy
>The Reach
France
>The Riverlands
Germany
>Dorne
Spain

>>85211525

> rooting for the Westerothschilds

A wise strategy

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>>85213012
>Targaryens = Swedes

>>85212679

Its been alluded that Bolvar being the Lich King doesn't mean shit and he's been pulling the strings on a lot of Knights of the Ebon Blade stuff and that he still controls the majority of the undead/death knights and he may be up to nefarious stuff.

Its really neat how they handle it because you jsut get visions of Arthas showing up periodically to warn you

>>85213012
But the Holy Roman Empire wasn't a real empire. It was just Germany and no one in Germany actually followed it.

when is game of thrones sdcc panel? and why does it seem like theres absolutely 0 hype for their panel this year as opposed to last year

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>>85213110
Do you honest believe Stannis is dead? Honestly.

>>85213143
He was one of the few characters which were altered since Season 1, although I think mostly in a good way.

>>85213160
Valyria is ancient Rome.

>>85213143
Actually pretty close. He is digging graves for a Septon

>>85213160
What's the Attack on Titan map? Wasn't it in Germany?

>>85210848
You're a small lad

>>85213243
I love STANNIS and hope he is dead. D&D don't deserve him.

>>85213143
the biggest difference outside leaving quiet isle is that a bloody woman didnt kick his ass

Will cleganebowl actually happen or is it just hype for hype sake

>>85213236
pls answer

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>>85212571
Yeah I thought so but was afraid I was remembering it wrong or from the books.
I don't really care too much when details are changed for the show like that or like Stannis never knowing about the bastards until Ned told him, but it's when these slimy kikes and even remember their own version that I get pissed.

>>85213133
Jorah deserves it for being a dummy desu.

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>>85211521

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>>85213133
>she with some manlet who fancies himself king of the north
>manlet carries your fathers sword, longclaw

Didn't even think of that, kek.

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>>85212986
>just flipped an already existing geographical area over and then called it his creation
ah yes, the Tolkien of our time

>>85213280
Could Book Brienne win agaisn't Book Sandor? Is Book Brienne weaker that show Brienne or is Show Sandor just weaker?

>>85213280
how good of a fighter is the hound in the books?

>>85210966
Not as bad these threads will get.

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>>85213133
>be jorah

>>85211119

Euron will not just kill them, but also anally humilate them in front of the dornish army.
He will do the same to Dany.
Sansa will be killed by a heart attack when Littlefinger meets the Mountain and says "you're a big guy".

Screenshot this.

>>85213336
>>85213326
When the hound and mountain fight in book one the way the fight is described is that gregor is savagely trying to hack at sandor's head yet he was just calmly and swiftly keeping up with all the strikes.

Book Brienne is much weaker. She lost a fight to a savage and got half her face torn off. Gendry saved her.

You guys remember that spotify
The one that checked shit you listen to and then gave you a character/playlist matching it
I found one link but it looks like Spotify removed the test thing

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>>85213354

>>85213359
No, this will happen
>Curious of the rumors regarding Petyr's popular alias, Sansa visits his cadaver to gaze at his cock. To see if he truly is Littlefinger
>Turns out he's got a big cock
"Whoa... that's a big cock... For you..."
>Sansa ends up fucking the cadaver

>>85213282

There will be no reason for Gregor to be at the wall. His story ends in King's Landing with Cersei.

>>85213449
>that spotify test
fixed

>book dany is a naive girl trying to help people
>still heartbroken over drogo

>show dany is yaaaassssss queeeeen slaaaaayyyyy

>>85213326
Jaime Lannister listed both Cleganes as people who could beat him in his prime.
Brienne could barely take Jaime while he was in chains and starving after being imprisoned (before he lost his hand)

Brienne beating the Hound is one of the dumbest things in the show.

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>>85213454

>>85211414

Littlefinger won't die this season.
Not before he brutally murders Sansa at least.
If he dies there really is no one to root for besides the night king and maybe Euron if he plays his role well.

What was the point of Stannis? Was he just filler or did I miss something?

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>>85213493

>>85213236
Because they used to announce cast members and stuff but now they are no where near ready since season seven just started and who knows when 8 will start filming

>>85213167
>Dorne
South of Spain/Andalucia

>>85213486
>Jaime Lannister listed both Cleganes as people who could beat him in his prime.
Which episode?

>>85213506
Why would you root for the mindless zombie and Ramsay part II: Autismo rises?

The hound is azor ahai

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>>85213506

>>85213536
Talking about books, he listed both Cleganes, prime Selmy and prime Bobby B

>>85212903
What REVENGE would she get >>85212986
YOURE AN EVEN DUMBER NIGGER ITS JUST BRITAIN YOU MUNGER

>>85213485
What's with this yassss queen shit?

>>85213133

>>dat bone courtier

REEEEEEEEEEE

>>85213485
Is she? I was told she was being build up to be sort of antagonistic.

>>85213554
He said they were stronger physically but that he could be them.

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>>85213449
This one

>>85213581
epic meeeeem. or in a non-retarded speak. stuff that tween girls say and then 4channers say thinking it doesnt sound gay because theyre saying it ironically.

>>85213581
Making fun of shitskin women that say it on twitter

I want to be inside Melisandre

Showfag here: are Stannis, Tywin and Roose still alive in the books?

>>85213213

The entire death knight class quest is basically you totally not being under the control of the LK. You knoe besides hearing his voice booming in your head and following his orders all the time. :^)

So rewatching old scenes and it kills me how it when from this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEB5t1qRdmY
to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8sTIVuKUhc

>>85213304
also it was Jons father that exlied Jorah

pretty safe to say that Jorah will foster alot of resentment towards Jon

Why did Jorah try to infect sam? What a dick.

>>85213646
STANNIS yes. Tywin no. Roose yes.

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>>85213553
Do you by any chance have the pic of the rundown of the new season.

>>85213520
Only guy who could be a good ruler of westeros in this shitstorm of a series.

>>85213595
shes only an antagonist if you're a meme-servative who hates the concept of abolishing slavery and treating people equally.

>>85213520
he was a main villain

The ironbank makes profit while the goyim fight useless wars lmao

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>>85213523

What's the deal with those soldiers anyway?

>hurr durr have some rabbit
>i'm gonna kill the queen
>LMAO
Did I miss something?

>>85213651
Wait so Bolvar is evil now? I quit around mid-cataclysm and haven't been following the story much. Last I heard, Bolvar was the new Lich King, Arthas as a whole has been destroyed and because he had merged with Ner'zhul, he was also dead.

The fuck happened? Rundown, please?

>>85213712
Let's not king ourselves Jon would be the better ruler because he's got all the powers of plot armor and favoritism.

>>85213646
Yeah. Stanis exiled milisandre for trying to kill his daughter, Tywin is plotting a strategy against crazy dragon lady and Roose killed Ramsey instead of other way around

>>85213724
>this is what Dany defenders actually believe

I wouldn't mind if Emilia Clarke pissed in my mouth, to be frank.

>>85213455

This would be ok if it were not for Sansa surviving.
She needs to die.

>>85213756
Well if Book Dany is earnest about it unlike Show Dany then that's great.

>>85213741

They waited 7 seasons to show that Lannister soldiers aren't all dicks. While waiting, they showed literally all Lannister soldiers being dicks.

>>85213741
>dude, soldiers have families, you know
>Arya won't kill them, she still has morals
>lmao, this is fantastic character development, >she's more than a mindless murderhobo, she a deep female role n shit
D&D are gods amongst men.

>>85213807
I'm sorry anon but she doesn't. She puts on a mask. Makes a master plan and becomes the maskettamaam. And then she fucks you right in the BP.

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>>85213646
Stannis and Roose are way more scary in the books i.e., Roose can look at Ramsey and he shits bricks.

>>85213744

It's still ambiguous just how evil he is. He's had the player do some messed up stuff. He's definitely not a very nice guy. My guess is that the lich king's helmet changes a person no matter how noble they initially are.

>>85213486
>Jaime Lannister listed both Cleganes as people who could beat him in his prime.
Just for the records, he didn't.
He never named anyone. Just said there were 3.

It's heavily theorized/debated that the 3 are Gregor, Sandor, and Barristan. Simply because they're likely to be the top 3 fighters in the world, no one else in the story seems like he could compare to them.

But he never named them.

>>85213663
>I am not blind, nor deaf. I know that you all believe me weak, frightened, feeble. Your father knew me better. Oberyn was ever the viper. Deadly, dangerous, unpredictable. No man dared tread on him. I was the grass. Pleasant, complaisant, sweet-smelling, swaying with every breeze. Who fears to walk upon the grass? But it is the grass that hides the viper from his enemies and shelters him until he strikes. Your father and I worked more closely than you know … but now he is gone. The question is, can I trust his daughters to serve me in his place?

vs

>uughghgggghhh ahhhhaugguhghgghhh

which was better /tv/?

>>85213822
They were trying to humanize Lannister soldiers. What's wrong with it? Not all of them are fucking monsters, duh.

>>85213540

What else is left?
Jon sucks.
Dany sucks.
Meme midget sucks.
Cersei sucks.
Sansa needs to be utterly destroyed.

There are no candidates whatsoever.

>>85213867
I figured that for the Helm but I just don't understand how that can be a thing since both Ner'zhul and Arthas are meant to be 100% dead in every shape and form. Without them, it's supposed to be literally nothing but a domination thing where the undead are compelled to obey the bearer.

>>85213896
well if you put it this way yeah, but you just cut the best lines from the show
>"No white cis male will ever rule again"
>they all look at Ellaria
>"It's her turn"
>they look at camera and wink

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>>85213896
>People hate dorne because of the sandsnakes guy what do we do?
>lets kill off the one untapped potential of Dorne and double down.
Bravo D&D

If you become king of westeros without loans with the iron bank they will fund the opposition right?

>>85213899
>Lannister soldiers needs humanising
Just sums up how retarded fanbase GoT has nowadays

>>85213553

Fake and gay.
This season cannot be succesfull without killing Sansa.
We have suffered her whiny mug long enough.

>>85213903
Jon and meme midget would make great kings and you know it. You just don't like how popular they are or how many screentime they get, the borderline Gary Stu stuff and whatever. But just because you don't like a character doesn't mean that character wouldn't be a better ruler that your favorite characters. It's all about favoritism.

I say that as someone that doesn't even like Jon or Tyrion.

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>>85213903
>There are no candidates whatsoever.

There's always a season finale twist.

>>85213899
They never have been established as stereotypical ebil villains anyway. It felt incredibly forced and unnessacary, almost as if they needed to include some unimportant replacable characters to fit in a cameo or something.

>>85214007
She and Dany gonna survive this lad. Sad it's the only ending we're going to get as the fat man can't write more than a word per week

>>85213520
For the show?

Villain filler.

For the books?

Protagonist.

>>85213981

I was so pissed when they killed off Doran. He was supposed to become a major tactical player and be a contrast to Oberyn. But hey, any sacrifice is necessary for the bad poosi

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>>85213903

>>85214007
sansa is a fan favorite and despite GoT being unpredictable before D&D arent bound by the books anymore which means its 100% fanservice from this point forward

sansa, jon, arya, dany, tyrion - all of them will live

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>>85213981
considering how much the brown fandom loves Dorne is must be a hideous racist.

>>85214074
everything dorne related in the books is pretty boring anyway

>>85214007
>strong woman
>dying

What series do you think this is?

>>85214070
The books is an assemble cast of protagonists and Stannis is far from being one of the main protagonists. He won't get the Iron Throne either.

>>85213899
>>85214002
Well OF COURSE they are fucking monsters, what are you thinking?
I mean most soldiers are just peasants, but they are peasants BORN IN THE WESTERLANDS. This makes them different than peasants born in the riverlands, even those who are literally 50 feets away from them.

Pretty much every single peasant born left of the Riverlands border is a rapist/murderer who also tortures his children for fun and stuff.
All but Ed Sheeran and his crew really.

>>85214099
Yep. The only good thing about Dorne was Darkstar because of how weird a moment it is.

>>85214074
still cant believe they did this

D&D must really not like book-Dorne

>>85213992
ofc

>>85214093
>sansa, jon, arya, dany, tyrion - all of them will live
Nah mate. They're probably going to kill one of them to keep the "reputation". It's probably gonna be whyte maile

>>85214116
Ensemble. And my point stands.

>>85214029

You know, I actually did like Jon.
Then he got ressurected.
It would've been fine if he stayed dead.
I liked this show because it was unpredictable.
Not anymore.

>>85214163
i don't blame them because book-dorne stuff is incredibly boring. it all just feels like filler that grrm wrote in to fill some space

>>85214187
No they won't we have the leaks for fuck's sake. Gi back to /pol/ to whine about that shit, mate.

>>85212175
Wouldn't Jaime have been part of the assault, though? Being a Kingsguard himself and all. He wouldn't have been fighting for his family.

>>85214046

We can only hope.
Stannis is the rightfull king to begin with anyway.

>>85214214
Whereas Show-Dorne was the most well-crafted plotline ever seen on television

NEW
>>85214253
>>85214253
>>85214253

Players left in the game:
>woman
>woman
>woman
>woman
>woman
>manlet oathbreaker

>>85214212
But that would be one less white man so you would complain about that too. Jon is there, he is here to stay and he is the protagonist of the series for better or for worse.

>>85213899
see >>85214002
The problem here is that they had to show that not all Lannisters are evil. Why did they have to do it? Because that's what the showrunners themselves are doing to this story; Everyone "good" ally together (jon, sansa, tyrion, dany, brienne, etc.. ) and everyone "bad" ally together (cersei, euron)

The only members of the "good" team that aren't really popular or good are getting captured and killed off very soon. Oh and LF too, too schemy and all and he took part in Eddard's killing in S1 so he dies this season too. By the memeninja who now only kill bad guys.

D&D are the one who made the "Every single person on this side is evil, every single person on this side is good" theme going. And now they're trying to break it with a few random soldiers for some reason?

>>85214259
show dorne is fine because it gave us daggerfu

>>85214187
would be pretty dumb to kill off jon snow again so soon tbqh

>sansa, jon, arya, dany, tyrion
if anyone of these were to die this season my bet is on sansa (in some desperate attempt in killing cersei)

>>85214093

>Sansa
>Fan favorite

Basically anyone I talk with about GoT hates her.
The GoT memebook pages hate her.
Everyone besides likely some fishmouthed blubbernauts hate her.

>>85214276
>protagonist is still white man that is the only truly uncorrupt and true hero of the series
What's your point?

>>85213894
The 3 guys that could beat him is a show thing right? Cause in the books, he said he could beat them with his speed and skill.
Oberyn beat the Mountain like that so if we need to chose at least one guy, I guess he could be one of them.
And in the book, another skilled swordsman is Garlan Tyrell. He trained against 4 guys. Could be another one.

>>85214214
i like the slow paced methodical game doran is playing

however you have a point, it doesnt seem to be much more of a sidestory (much like the tyrells)

>>85214282

What makes you think I care about that in the least?
Not everyone who hates feminists is a nazi.
Otherwise 90% of the world would be nazi.

>>85214392
Becauase you keep going
>women
>women
>women
>WOMEN
>WOMEN!!!!!
all the time and going "oh shit I bet they will kill off a white guy typical of the leftie feminists" despite the protagonist being a white guy who is very much the hero and I already confirmed to you that neither him nor any other white guy will die this season. In fact the sand snakes get killed.

>>85214486

That's another person you're thinking of.

>>85214533
You all sound the same dude and space your sentences the same. All polfags sound the same. I was a polfag. I get tired of hearing you guys keep beating that dead horse all the fucking time like I used to until I realized that was retarded.

>>85211250
You don't have to spoonfeed every time someone makes an incorrect prediction or when someone asks for them.

We will be overrun by idiots if you continue to do so.

>>85214599

Right, I never even mentioned white guys or that I hate women.
I just hate Cersei, Dany and Sansa.
Not because "muh stronk women", but actually because they're useless twats that depend on everyone else to do their shit for them.
Arya is one of my favs, but I'd still prefer the night king winning over the options that there are now.

Unless Stannis returns.

>>85214229
its possibe but the show and books never specify. I dont think he was there. He was probably chilling in king's landing making Myrcella

>>85212903
I called that Edmure wouldn't get rescued, because d&d dont like cool characters

>>85212903
Wasn't he promised comfortable imprisonment in Casterly Rock by Jaime if he gave up Riverrun? Presumably he'll turn up there when Dany takes it.

>>85213167

Italy makes the free cities, the most obvious one being Braavos = Venice
Valyria is Rome, while Volantis is Constantinople