Reminder

>reminder

if you're fragile enough that this upsets you I'm not sure how you can function in society

oh, right

>>85210016
I am reminded of how fragile your jimmies are. I feel bad that you are so rustled. Also,

>gif

>>85210016

I cheered in the theater when this happened. It was a fucking awesome scene. You niggers are incapable of finding joy in anything

>>85210016
it makes sense plot wise you moron
>Witch King can't be killed by no men
>gets beaten by a manlet hobbit and a women

The fucking worst scene in the movie

>>85210016
In the book faggot, back to the pit from whence you came.

>>85210016
>My pronouns are her, hers and she

Yikes

>>85210093
I loved that scene.
Someone not allowed to fight,sneaks into battle and saves the lives of her fellow county men by slaying the beast...
Doesn't get much better.
Saw in the theater,heard a guy a few rows back kinda yell "Yes!"

Maybe if Come at me bro!.
I am no bro,bro!

good scene desu.

in the books she doesn't get to see her father again in the battle.

>>85210016
She wasn't.
She's a fine ass Anglo Saxon bird that rode Faramir like a champion jockey.

Reminder: Merry weakened him first by stabbing him behind the knee with his blade

The book explains it more:
The sword(really a dagger) that Merry had was found in the Barrow Downs(not shown in the films) and it was crafted in Westernesse centuries before specifically to fight evil. When he stabbed the WK, it shattered the magic shield he had allowing Eowyn to finish him off.

PJ never put any of this into the trilogy even with the extended edition. No scenes were ever shot featuring that. So we can just assume he weakened the WK with a loophole about "No men being able to kill him" considering both weren't men.

>>85210016
>literally from the race of man

tolkien is such a fucking hack

>>85210016
>metroid prime

Why did Tolkien make him say "No man may *hinder* me"? Makes the Witch King sound like an autist.

What did LotR get that GoT misses so drastically? I feel so invested in Tolken's characters and world, I actually feel moved during scenes like this. GoT characters feel like monopoly pieces moving around an overlarge game-board by comparison.

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Op,fuck you and thanks for the gif.
Some day you will realize that girls are not ucky, or maybe you'll find a nice fella to settle down with and you will relax.

"Politics" aside, it was a shitty cringy scene, because it felt really forced. Quips are the cancer of blockbusters and terribly edited ones with an unnecessary pause in the middle of a large battle doubly so.

>>85210293
>her father
Please leave.

Who would win, Eowyn, Mulan or Joan of Arc?

>>85210382
>monopoly pieces moving around an overlarge game-board
You put words to my feelings...are you Carly Rae Jepsen?

>it's an alt-right pussies cry about everything thread

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Witch King beaten on technicality

>>85210416
>cringy
>Quips
>cancer
How hard was it for you to post without calling something reddit?
psst,hide you phone,your teacher almost saw you posting in class.

>>85210518
It was a quip and it was cringy.
How hard was it for you to post without calling something reddit?

>>85210432
>Who would win, Eowyn, Mulan or Joan of Arc?
we would lose

>>85210572
nice one,I guess you win,stupid.

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>>85210382
LotR is good vs evil with clear boundaries. It never really delves into motivations.

GoT is everything is grey and no one is truly good or evil. Daenarys is actually a parody and tribute to Sauron. A menace from the east aswell as being represenative of the Mongol invasions of Europe from the east. People have fell for her because they've seen her story but in reality are supporting the biggest villain.
The show is very casual though. Pic as an example of difference in the books to show.

Nice tumblr gif

>>85210382

Tolkien spent decades coming up with the world -its peoples, history, languages, and mythology- before he wrote LOTR. World-building was his personal hobby. He was also a knowledgable linguist and was able to give the elements of his stories convincing and authentic-sounding names that fit into the cultural frameworks that he had constructed.

Writing actual novels was kinda like an afterthought for Tolkien, whereas most other fantasy authors have it as their primary goal.

>>85210717
I definitely agree that GoT does morally grey characters more commonly/better then LotR, but I'm not so sure about Martin's writing really adding that much depth. I think it's really a stretch to call Daenarys a parody of Sauron, there isn't much linking the two in terms of morality or characterization from my perspective.

>>85210503

Um, are you seriously still using gendered insults in 2017? That's pretty misogynistic, hon.

>>85210382
GoT is fucking awful because it's being handled by manchildren who are adapting an extremely complex story (which is not adaptable) in the laziest fashion. If you read the books you'll see that while not on the same par as LotR, ASoIaF series are actually pretty solid.

>>85210507
holy shitcakes I made that several years ago. can't believe someone actually saved it

>>85210016
FUCKING HELL HACKSON!!!!!!!

>>85210311
oh well i can finally enjoy this again.

>>85210930
so he doesn't notice her and misses a lifetime with her?

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>>85210016
>/tv/ is ok with this scene
>/tv/ complains about females in practically every other show and movie

Truly captivates the cranium doesn't it?

>>85211075
>/tv/ is one autist with one opinion

no

>>85210016

LOTR got away relatively unscathed since that was one of the few progressivist panderings in the entire series.

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>>85211164
>Implying /tv/ hasn't degraded to a hiveminded /pol/fest

>>85211075
It's grandfathered in. Also, the story it's based on is over 60 years old.

>>85211164
Disregard this post, I didn't want to write it.

>>85210016
I don't use the K-word a lot, but I'd say it certainly applies here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWjt6LGhHsI

>>85211368
>K-word
Kartoon? Kuck?

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>>85211028
it's not that he doesn't notice her, it's that he doesn't move to the inner seat to make room for her because he stopped caring who sits where anymore instead of being needy. here's the original version that sad fucks on /fit/ kept posting back in the day.

although I like your very cinematic interpretation of what's happening.

The Witch-king, taunting Eärnur, fled the battlefield. When Eärnur attempted to follow, Glorfindel stopped him with a warning that would become prophetic in the future:

"Do not pursue him! He will not return to these lands. Far off yet is his doom, and not by the hand of man shall he fall."

merrys magical dagger is even dumber than what the movie did

>>85211538
He's clearly talking about race here. It would make more sense that Pippin would kill him.

>>85211571
"no"

>>85210016
redpill me on this shit. Is this another feminist gimmick?

>>85210717
>LotR is good vs evil with clear boundaries. It never really delves into motivations.
This isn't true. All of Tolkien's books have morally gray antagonists beside the main big bad. Denethor, Boromir, Feanor and even Sauron in the Silmarilion. Stop circulating this tired old statement.

>>85211610
Yep. I don't think Tolkien uses the word "human" once in any of his books. It's always men or man.

>>85211628
>literally kills the most powerful enemy on the battlefield
>heh nothin personnel, men

>>85211663
>after Merrin weakens it

>No MAN can kill me!
>Teehee, I ain't no man, sillybuns!

>Cant be killed by a white man
>A hobbit and a white woman do it for the white man
Like real pottery, Bravo Tolkien

She should have called him 'sweetie' and stabbed him in the penis.

Fuck straight white kings

>No MAN can kill me!
>Umm, sweetie

I hate this board.

Isn't she technically a man anyway?

>>85211765
no, for tolkien its more like

>magical dagger from a thousand years ago created with anti witch king magic just happens to fall in merry's lap because reasons


bravo tolkien, just bravo

>>85211795
this

I hated that line at the time when I was god knows what age.

>>85210016
>LotR in the year of our lord 2017
>"I am no man..."
>"I am QUEEN!"
>YAAAAAAAASS
2000's were so innocent, I wanna go back bros

>>85211850
this sort of shit happens all the time in mythology, which is what Tolkien was going for in his writings of middle-earth.

pretty shit complaint.

>>85211969
I can't wait for a reboot.

>>85210016

I think she misunderstood what was meant by "man"

>all these autists on both sides of the political spectrum falling for such obvious bait

>this isn't believable
>meanwhile legolas defies gravity and takes down one of those huge fucking elephants with a bow and some arrows

>>85211988
it's stupid and just one more thing to add on top of how terribly written the books are

>>85210507
>>85210930
I've been in that exact situation, except the reason I didn't offer to let the cute girl sit next to me is because I have crippling anxiety when talking to other people.

>>85212085
>implying you've ever read a book in your life

>>85212085
Just shut the fuck up.

>>85210016
Lemme guess.
You donated $20 to a female twitch streamer. She said thank you for 60 seconds and you thought she was obligated to send you nudes

>>85210314
This but ironically

Cant wait for the 2030 remake with a diverse cast and worse effects

>>85210016
>>85210167
>>85210171
>>85210265


that was really horrible acting by her... plus i wanted to see the witchking do some more damage as opposed to that crap.

disappoining scene.

>>85212185
>>85212196
its so easy to make tolkientards buttmad because the books are such childish crap

>>85212259
I can see it now.
>WE WUZ NUMENORIANS

>>85211850
>God favors the white men of the west
Bravo Tolkien, Bravo indeed.

>>85210016
>I am Norman
What did she mean by this?

>>85210416
>"Politics" aside
It's only political because you want it to be.
Experience life as if you don't care how your classmates interpret it.

>>85212085
>Butthurt shitskin jealous of the white men of the west detected
Get run over by rohirrim cavalry you fuckin halfbreed scum

>>85212303
list 5 books that are better written

>>85212357
Pity how that's only possible in fantasy these days.

It felt out of place in the book too. It was like the epic battle was interrupted by a clumsy joke.

Same thing with "speak friend and enter."

>>85211634
Feanor is an asshole who never did anything for anyone else and cursed his own children with his stupid oath.
And killed his cousins for some fucking boats which he burned later,because he is an asshole.

>>85212427
the walking dead comics are better written than a bunch of faggot midgets walking around singing songs

>>85211792
>>85211784
>>85211765
>>85211713
>>85211706
>>85211663
>>85211628
Imagine being this much of a bored triggerlord.

>>85211628
A girl does something REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>85211997
You can bet your ass they'll make aragorn or arwen black,you know,for diversity.

>>85211988
>it was meant to be shit

>>85212548
Yeah,zombie crap is better then the 3rd and 5th most sold books in the world,whatever you say man.

>>85212066
Legolas is a boy(i think) so it is not only possible but it literally happened for real.
Although Legolas is kinda pretty so should I hate him because I am afraid of girls and blame stuff on feminism as our dear OP wants?

>>85212427
Even the prequel trilogy was better.
>The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
>The Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug
>The Hobbit: Battle of the Five Armies
>Any of the Game of Thrones books

>>85212597
That reminds me, Arwyn riding Frodo to Rivendell was shit too.

>>85212548
>>85212685
kek, opinion discarded. This fag probably haven't even read 5 books outside school

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>>85212673
>Yeah,zombie crap is better then the 3rd and 5th most sold books in the world,whatever you say man.

>popularity=good

see: fifty shades of grey

>>85212755
please go to /lit/ and try to convince them tolkien is a good writer

>>85212814
>still can't list 5 fucking books
tragic. you must be american. regurgitating other people's opinions without understanding them is just an appeal to authority.

Reminder Tolkien was a huge liberal

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>>85210717
I fucking love these.

>I've never read Macbeth: the outrage

>>85212981
WTF I HATE LOTR NOW

sorry I mean, fuck off retard

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>>85212444
>444
Amen brother

Soon

>>85212963
britcuck detected. please go drink some tea, eat some biscuits, and jerk off to sam and frodos extremely homosexual relationship

>>85212604
>Blackwashing the cast
Just aragorn. Still gotta push that BMWF (((narrative))) ya know?

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>>85213032
>he STILL can't do it

>tfw little sister's name is Eowyn and she browses 4chan

Feels good to be patrician

>>85213013
>>85213102
Tolkien would probably shit on conservatives if he was alive

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>>85213121
walking dead issue 1
walking dead issue 2
walking dead issue 3
walking dead issue 4
walking dead issue 5

>>85213010

yeah.

Bonus: Caesar from his mother's womb untimely rip'd

>>85210167
t. feminist ally

>>85213163
I guess a picture book with barely any text is still technically a book, I'll allow it.

>>85213102
inside your head anything is possible sweetie

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>>85213217
americans think comics are books

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>>85213263
brits think tolkien is a good writer

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Where were you?

>>85213324
>still can't name 5 actual books
I'll even give you the bible for free, come on, you can do it

>>85211164
Don't you know the secret goal of /tv/ is to merge all posters into one superior being?

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>>85210416
>this was a quip

>>85213471
everybody poops
spots first walk
the berenstain bears and the messy room
goosebumps the haunted mask
blood meridian

get on my level

>>85213102
this

>>85213593
>I would arrest anybody who uses the word State (in any sense other than the inanimate realm of England and its inhabitants, a thing that has neither power, rights nor mind); and after a chance of recantation, execute them if they remained obstinate
-J. R. R. Tolkien

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>>85213504
pic related

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>>85210454
based CRJ poster

>>85212284
If he'd of landed a blow on her, she would have fucking died nigga.

>>85210016
if she was a man no one here would sperg out

>>85211832
Nah, she's a girl(female)

>>85213804
>if Eowyn was a man
That wouldn't make much sense.

>>85212673
so by that logic of "popular = good" that must mean Twilight was good

>>85210167
How hard were you clapping?

>>85214006
there's a difference between being popular at the time in a fad, and being still being popular 70 years later.

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>>85210016
>nerds will LITERALLY never not be butthurt about this

>>85213718
>If i exposed the nose, would you die?