Does /tv/ care about a jersey shore reunion season?

>>85209856
Hell yes I want to see snooki dicked

>>85209856

> no ron

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>>85209890
I wanna see her get BTFO again.

>>85209931
Oh yes but my little dick can only so hard.

Wait, where's Ron?

>>85209931

> looses job
> can't find new job
> has to join the army

Whelp

Fucking loved this show. A shitload of crazy italian juice head caricatures and then that one totally normal guy named Vinny.

Wait what the fuck is going on?

>>85209993

He died for our sins

>>85210039

T
SHIRT
TIME

Everyone I've ever met who watches trash reality TV like this was a boring dumb fuck.

>>85210370
uhhh fuck off

>>85210370
You must be fun are parties

>>85209856
CABSAHEA

>>85209993
really?
KEK

>>85210737
you must be literally retarded

ABSOLUTELY BASED

>>85209856

Snooki's friend really never should've been introduced. Fuck she was annoying.

>>85210370
truu

>jersey shore
>cast is all new yorkers
Yea thanks for making our reputation as a state even worse. Everyone thinks we are a bunch of hothead guineas because of this and the Sopranos.

>>85209856
>Does /tv/ care about a jersey shore reunion season?
Didn't care when it was on the air. Don't care now.

Best portrayal of the jersey shore on tv was still that one episode of always sunny.

>>85211114

I'd rather take my wife to Detroit than fucking Jersey. At least then we could look for her son's father.

>>85209993
>looses
God it's disturbing how many illiterates post on this board

>>85211449
You know that thing about Jersey being worse than NY is a myth, right? It's actually (mostly) a lot nicer. We made that rumor up and spread it around in the 80's to try and keep all you rats from jumping off the sinking ship and swimming across the Hudson. Sort of a psychological version of that wall from Kurt Russell's Eyepatch: The Movie.

>>85211676
>looses
>God it's disturbing how many illiterates post on this board
What are you talking about? His job was too tight, he needed to loosen it up. Then he joined the army. Narrative thread was pretty clear, IMO.

>>85209856
lmao what the FUCK is that thing on the far left??

CABS 'R' HERE

i remember old /sp/ gamethreads for this when it first came out, maximum comfort. Where did all the time go

>>85209856
Sammy looking GOOD

>>85211560
yeesh

>>85211560
gross


I want a Vinnie and Pauly D show. Maybe like a travel show where they go to a bunch of places in Italy or something like that.

>>85212849
hope she becomes a MILF and doesn't ruin herself with shitty botox and other garbage surgery shit

>>85211560
coffeeshop af

>>85212900
>I want a Vinnie and Pauly D show. Maybe like a travel show where they go to a bunch of places in Italy or something like that.
Have them go all around the world. Make it a Wild Boys reboot. Except instead of actually doing insane shit like wearing a jellyfish as a hat, they spend the first 2/3 of every episode talking a big game about all the crazy shit they're going to do, then the end bit whining their way out of it. Roll Credits.

You can call it Mild Boys.

I only know the midget that South Park made fun of.

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>>85209856
>4' 8"
how short is too short?

>>85213021
There was a show like that made in Sweden, I think. I don't remember the name of it, but it was a blonde guy and an Italian who went around different places. It was a "travel show" but they only ever went to like parties and did random shit like that. It was pretty fun.

>>85209856

Why are they having a reunion at McDonalds, is it because they work there?

>>85211867
shut the fuck up

>>85213112
>tfw 5'6
>ex is 5'1
she really knew how to make a manlet feel big

RON BTFO

MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP

so where is the square guy

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>>85213085
>I only know the midget that South Park made fun of.
Snookie was an odd case where the south park version (relatively speaking) wasn't even that close to being the worst. That award undoubtedly goes to Horatio Sanz playing her on SNL.

>>85213153
Elegant retort. I've been roundly rebuffed.

>>85213112

THE GRENADE WHISTLE

>>85210370
>>85210967
>>85211092
>Dude I'm so le intellectual because I don't watch trash tv!!!1
Nobody cares about your pseudo-intellectual shit

I'm not gay but I think the guys are way hotter

>>85209856
Pauly D is the only one who hasn't changed his style at all.

Vinny has some great hair genetics.

>>85209931
I was stationed with someone who went to Basic Training with that guy

>>85212900
Vinny has a cooking show with his mom where they travel the US. It's fucking terrible

>>85213309
suck dick , faggot

>>85213824
oh...

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Would you fuck Vinny's mom?

>>85211449
>d-do I fit in guys?

>>85213112
Just right

>>85213231
Fuck Ronnie

>>85209856
only if they replace all the guys with black muscular men, so that they can fuck all the women.

>>85217073
SNOOKI GETS BLACKED

>>85209931
that gif is oddly satisfying and i don't even hate that girl

>>85210370
Everyone I've ever met who went on 4chan was a boring dumb fuck.