SHIT SHIT SHIT give tips on how to hold in pee in the cinema,

>he didn't buy the cinema piss bottle
Shameful

piss in your coke cup then spill it on the seat LOL clean it up wagie!!!

>>85209131
>he actually didnt bring any bottles
lamo dude

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>>85209131
>how to hold in pee

benzos

>>85209131
You have already lost if you have to pee at the kinoplex. I have a strict moratorium on liquids 2 hours before I go to see a movie. I hate having to get up in the middle to piss. Luckily, I only go to matinees during the week. So there are only a few people there.

>>85209131
The moment the pee leaves your bladder it stops being your problem

I can now send that picture to illinois

Thanks :)

Get an erection

Just piss on the floor, americans pride themselves on being uncivilized pigs so why break tradition? Pour out your soda over the seat and kick your popcorn for good measure.