HNNNNNNNNNGGG-Kino on the menu boys

demonfu looks especially soul-reaving in that last scene

>>85204102
big fat fucking dildo up the butt hole

>titskino

:3

Make sure to watch this one in the theather, lads. Let's send the right signal that we want more boob kinos like this one.

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>>85204102

>daddario being bullied in most of the scenes

you trifle with forces beyond your ken!

>>85204102
shes disgustingly fat

>>85204102
No tit-set, no tick-et.

it's not the 80s anymore.

even though william h macy is /ourguy/, pretty sure this is a soft R at the most, with all sex scenes in bras and the rest of scenes with nothing but cleavage shots and no real tit shots.

i'll wait for the torrent in late september.

>>85204102
Dadds looks so much better without that shitty fucking tan she's had in her previous few movies.

>>85205027
Thumbnails?

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>>85205050
no its boobs actually, i just like them its hard to explain

>>85205089
MY DIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC

Can't wait for the RT score, my money is on 7%

>>85204951
True, her paleness is one of her best features.

>>85205089
Who would you cast in the inevitable adaptation of this pic?

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>>85205525
>Audience score hits 98% though

>>85205089
I don't know why, but the style of bra the one on the left is wearing makes this so much better.

>>85204389
good post

>>85204102
better have nude scenes

What the fuck are they actually making titcow-kino now?

Well, i can get on board with this.

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>>85205089
Looks like one of the monsters from Jacob's Ladder.

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>>85207407
Nah it's going to be another Baywatch, I guarantee it

>>85207446
Check out the poor kid who never heard of Russ Meyer

>>85207451
>Nah it's going to be another Baywatch

The Rock and Zac Efron aren't in this to steal all the screentime with their unfunny dick jokes

>>85204102
>Two 10/10 girls are fighting over some 8/10 otter mode guy

this fucking pissed me off

>>85207499
>The Rock and Zac Efron aren't in this to steal all the screentime with their unfunny dick jokes
Nonetheless we'll get a pile of penis but no boobs

>>85207446
They made it a few years back, but the american breastlet league (abl) has been lobbying to block it from releasing.
The injunction was only recently overturned after an undisclosed settlement was reached following a 5-hour meeting between Christina Hendricks and the president of the abl

>>85205089
chestlets when will they learn?

>>85207518

t.7.9/10 otter mode guy

>>85207499
I liked that desu

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>>85207552
>7.9

i'm an 8, 8.5-9 on a good day

>>85207556

Of course you did, raunchy get litty and all that jazz right haha cocksmoker

>>85207634
stop getting triggered by others having different opinions

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>>85207518
>this is otter mode
His boobs are bigger than either of the girls

>>85207659

>I like shitty movies, respect my safespace!

kys

>>85207701
>have the same opinions as me
reddit attitude desu

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>>85207451
>he doesnt like raunchy comedies

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>>85207739
I love raunchy comedies when they have lots of tits and gratiutious sex, like in 80's teen comedies
Shit like Baywatch which is all sizzle and no steak leaves me very cold

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>>85207777

>>85204102
Neither of these "women" are attractive. Upton is fat and Daddario looks like a tranny

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>>85207788

>>85207451
>>85207499
>>85207519
Will this be summer's second chance to get litty at a RAUNCHY hit the critics just don't understand?

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>>85207777
>>85207788
>>85207833

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>>85207777
>>85207788
>>85207833
>>85207866

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>>85207833
>being this homosexual

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>>85207934
>finding two women with extremely masculine features unattractive
>homosexual

Sorry m8 I'm chilling with my superior waifu right now

>>85205089
>me in the center

>>85204102
This is what Baywatch should've been like. But The Rock's homosexuality got us swinging dicks instead

>>85207614
your neck and traps make you look like an alien. your shoulders are weak and your core lacks strength/definition.

literally the result of "lifting" without paying attention to your most important muscle groups and overall fitness.

3/10

>>85207934
>that's it alex, our family's curse ends here! demon begone from my sister! get ye gone!

>>85207995
>claims not to be homosexual
>is in love with an androgynous meth-head who's forehead has its own gravitational field
wew lad

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>>85208203
BEGONE THOT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FL_eXQb4C0

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>>85208321
to think she used to look good
what went wrong

>>85208568

Well done

>>85208321
she also had her boobs done, probably paid by her husband

Daddario was better before we saw her tits. The mystique and wonder at what could be snatched by the reality of deflated balloons. I mean she's great and all but it could be better.

Kate Upton is disgusting though

>>85208568
underbreaded toast

>>85210200
>tfw its been so long since you saw TD1 that you've sort of forgotten

>>85205089
>my gf in the middle

>>85205089
why is the one on the left holding her stomach like that? she preggo? if so, more.

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Is that badger?

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>>85205089
>tfw not enough porn of gorgeous big breasted women taunting and demeaning chestlets for being inferior

>>85207684
steroids has destroyed the standards dude, in reality hes huge for a natty

>>85205089
is chestlest bullying the hotest new bullying on the market rn?

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>>85213061

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>>85213061
Yes

>>85213061
What's the opposite of chestlet though? I can't quite figure this one out.

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>>85213574
Katy has very nice boobs
I pray we will seem them before they're ruined one day

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>>85213732
Titcow?

>>85205089
I went to highschool with these girls. One on the left is named Rose. Girl in the middle was 2 grades under us.

>>85213923
I guess it could work but it doesn't sound that appealling to be honest like Chad sounds compared to manlet

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>>85214150
Dairy Queen?

>>85207995
she looks way manlier than kate or daboobieo

>>85214030
Giv links to their instagrams

>>85214030
>>85214030
>I went to highschool with these girls.
Why do people insist on lying about this shit on the internet.

>>85205089
the one on the right absolutely make this picture.

>>85205089
Why did the one in the middle think this would be a good idea

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>>85215475
She's obviously being bullied into it

>>85204102
So i take it purpose of this movie is that they are both going to show their tits, right ? Can´t see other reason to watch this.

I need to save up a couple hundred for an escort to see this movie with to get around the no-singles policy but I'm sure it will be worth it

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>>85204102
>99.9% of cast is white
I am predicting 40% at best in rotten tomatoes.

>mfw you can't stop loving Kate
Welp lads how do i get her

>>85204102
I hate the shill threads

this one is ok though, this movie will save Hollywood

I'm going to wait for the opening day thread so I can know if it's not just trailer bait.

>>85205089
>*Steeldrums*

20$ the guy will get with Molly Shannon in the end

fuck yes, blonde surfer dude mode is trending again!

>>85204746

Absolutely this

>>85204102

So This Means War but with the genders switched. Neat.

>>85204102
legit looks funny might b good
i always appreciate good comedies and nobody makes comedies anymore because it requires effort , instead they make comic book shit

>>85204803
qt

>>85207407
It's already been confirmed it will have no nude scenes

>>85219789
it literally shows Daddario fucking him in the trailer

>>85222330
Link to a source before you make claims like that

>All that tiddy meat

Now we're talking!
Still waiting for anon'e "udder insanity" to be made.

Fun Fact: They were going to make Daddario Lea Michele but she pulled out for Scream Queens which allowed us to experience purest CowKino.

>>85222521
Here: https://www.recapped.com/the-layover-nudity-review


The sex scene shown in the trailer looks hot, though

>>85204102
Man they really want women to be complete whores these days huh?

>>85222492
>literally
Yeah, but they’ll still get together

>>85222951
>Lea Michele
Lol why? I don't think any straight man would be torn between Lea and Kate. Lea wouldn't even stand a chance

>>85213794
She's 32, I doubt we'll see them before she starts aging like milk

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>>85213923
god I need to do a tour of east germany, the czech republic, poland, and other eastern european nations to find a thick titcow wife

>>85223018
How do they know though? It's not like the company has released these details and as far as I'm aware it hasn't aired anywhere yet

>>85223752
gross. stop it with the no-name porn whores please

looks like boob-fetishists win again

>>85223772
The movie had been finished but without a release date for over a year. Maybe they somehow watched it before everyone else

>>85213650
Source?

>>85223752
Is this a new girl? Who is this?

>>85224086
A school near a chemical plant that had a mutanegetic spill

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>>85223805
makeme

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>>85224185

>>85204102
Whyyyyyyyyyy are people shilling this movie so hard? Every damn day there's a thread for this.

Do you guys not know the internet exists?

>>85224671
Why would we not know?

>>85224671
>just fap to porn bro


fuck off

>>85224185
Now THAT'S the movie I want to see

>>85224191

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I WANT TO DO THAT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>85215315
>dat left
muh

dick

so this is how natural selection works?

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I'm glad breast envy is getting more popular here.

>>85208321
>A 3/10 to a 7/10
Meh

No one actually thinks Kate Upton is attractive, right? She only has her tits going for her.

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>>85216817
no mercy 4 white boiz

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>>85225699
Clearly a monster

>>85225699
A slightly masculine jawline is literally her only imperfection. And there are plenty of dudes out there who like strong jawlines on women so it's even better of them.

>>85204389

BASED 4CHAN BRAIN DAMAGE POSTER

>>85225699
>>/hm/

>>85210200
What is wrong with you? They looked beautiful in that scene

Will only watch if they both go topless otherwise what's the point of casting titcows

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>>85226227
You cast titcows so other people think that's what you're supposed to do. Eventually all movies are filled with titcows, superheroes, horror, drama, Disney channel shows...all titcows.
Then the world becomes titcows

>>85227168
>Then the world becomes titcows
Can't wait

>>85210200
Nah nigga, they looked 10/10 in that scene

>>85219931
Wait, is that the guy from 22 jump street?

>>85227794
Yep. 100% Jonah Hill

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>>85227168
>and when everyone's titcows

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>>85204102

>holy shit
>DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUUUM

>>85227933
>Ed SHeeran looks like *THAT*?

>>85205089
It's funny because the one in the middle is more attractive than the other two.

>>85207451
Wait, are we supposed to think that she cut that full body swimsuit into that obviously factory made bikini? What the fuck

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>>85214030
>everytime

>>85229308
>Wait, are we supposed to think
Anon, you're doing it very wrong

>>85229308
Is this what it's like to be gay?

>>85204102

I would murder the entire world to fuck em both at the same time

>>85207451
Suprised Upton wasn't in Baywatch

>>85208192
That's a google photo, tard, one which hundreds of girls have gotten wet to

>>85229392
>>85229448
Don't get me wrong, I would sell my soul to lick the bottom of the succubi's feet. It just seems silly

>>85207614
face could still be a freak, no score

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>>852079950
>Manly features!

>>85225699
She's attractive enough. Her only real problem is her hip to waist ratio. Solid 8/10 in my book.

>>85215315
2 > 3 >1 > 4

Directed by William H Macy? Hrmm..

I want to actually take a bite out of one of their tiddies.

>>85224185
Daddario could make all this happen in real life if she would just use her succubus powers