The Snowman

Looks like a big jew nose covered in cocaine,

I seriously thought it was going to be a stupid horror movie with a killer snowman. So glad to be wrong.

>>85203645
So did I and I laughed through the entire trailer thinking about an actual snowman doing those things.

>>85203645
me too right until I saw fassbender

>>85203512
can't unsee

>>85203488
This looks exactly like the kind of movie that would have a twist ending where the killer is someone you'd never expect

>>85203645
this, the whole title makes me think of a shitty b type horror movie like that dumb smiley movie. Yet the trailer and cast is pretty good.

Looking forward to it.

>>85203488
I liked the book.

>inb4 fassbender is the snowman

>>85203926
i kept meaning to read the books

>>85203488
It's the main womans brother. Shouldn't make movies based on books.

>>85203700
this guy is like THE shit movie saver

>>85204027
>that lowercase typing
Yeah, I don't think you're smart enough for books.

>>85203729
yeah its fassbender

What a chilling trailer!

>Detective Harry Hole

What did they mean by this?

>>85203488
this looks gaaaaayyyyyyyyy.

>>85203488
Allow me to break the iceeee.

We'll never get our Smiley vs Lenin Santa sequel, will we? This just looks like a decent tgwtdt ersatz. I expect more from Alfredson.

>>85203926

What sets the book apart from any run-of-the-mill thriller?

>>85204181
.......nice.

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>trailer gives away most of the movie
welp

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>>85204217
hmmmmmm

I feel like I already watched the whole movie after that trailer.

>>85203977
Nah there's a whole book series with Detective Harry Hole, 12th one came out this year.

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>>85204374

>Detective Harry Hole

Really makes you think.

>>85204409

they should bring it back IMO

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>sir, this is gonna be a shitty horror thriller>
>we can cast eric roberts or somethi-
>fassbender is already on set
>he has already showed his penis to all the crew

>>85204260
this. tinker tailor was amongst the best kinos of the decade.
i really hoped they would do smileys people eventually and have him go against karla in a mind battle.

>>85204261
Haven't read that many thrillers to compare. Jo Nesbo's books definitely belong to genrefiction but I felt that they had enough philosophy and character study to keep me interested. Although it's been a while I've read anything from him.

>>85204374
why the fuck would you name a character that

>>85204466
>>he has already showed his penis to all the crew
>before -me-? I thought we were friends..

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>>85203645
I'M FUCKING NOT HAPPY ABOUT THIS

>>85203488
I miss Fassbander's cock man, when is he gonna do Shame 2?

>>85204466
>>he has already showed his penis to all the crew

fucking killed me

>>85203488
I read somewhere this flick is part of The Emoji Movie extended universe.

>>85203645
Uhm... did you- nevermind

this dude watching the same trailer we are?

>>85203488
>jk Simmons using an accent

Fuck it. I'll watch just cause he rarely does that

>>85203488
Holy shit are mid-budget films making a comeback?

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>>85203488

This looks like cliched garbage, so much frogposter dialogue, but Rebecca Ferguson looks hot as fuck

>>85204742
kek

>>85204717
the books are norwegian. hole is pronounced "holay".

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>>85203645
>>85203779
It's an adaptation of a shitty b-tier Norwegian crime novel, this is gonna be bad.

>>85205636
I hope so.

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>>85206128
>He's killing women he disapproves of
>We should all CELEBRATE how this brought us together
>Nigger background music
It's going to be cucky isn't it.

>>85206285

>Nigger background music
>Massive attack

dumb frog poster

>>85206285
I didn't watch the trailer, but I read the novel on the plane like 10 years ago. Wasn't particularly cucky, just a really bland and uninspired crime drama.

>>85203488

the Critic did it!

0:05

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnBKhFiXFss

i fucking love harry höle

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>>85203488
and how is this supposed to be scary?

This is the biggest thing ever to happen in Norway. Sad, but true.

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>>85203645
kinda disappointed desu

>>85206128
In the US we consume crap, this is what we do 24/7
As apparent ITT. Just put a meme actor in it and these idiots start salivating. They're chinese audience level retarded

>>85207749
that would be nesbo's novel Panserhjerte

>>85203488
The killer is a chick

>>85203488
>thin metaphor about how white people is evil
good goy Mr. (((Fassbinder)))

>>85207607
There's a meme with that face

>>85208159
No its not. It's the psychologist that Rakel (harry's ex romance) is dating.

This movie looks fucking stupid

>>85203488
WE'RE WALKING IN THE AIIIIRRRR

>>85204302
This. Trailer makers are retarded faggots

>>85208726
>>85208159
He was a doctor, not a psychologist, that's how he learned about the women cucking their husbands.

>bookfags spoiling the whole film
That's why you don't make films based on books

>>85209113
The book is shit and the film will be shit too.

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Because no one asked for it!

>>85209522
Looking at it again she seems conniving as fuck, I mean if she's really the killer they basically spoiled it in the trailer with all those shifty eyed looks.

>>85209636

She's swedish, she can't help looking that way

>>85206094
Nah, more like hool-eh

>trailer spoils the whole movie

for fucks sake

>>85203645
Are you implying Jack Frost is not kino?

>>85203488
the beginning seems like a parody

>>85210411

It's full of cliched murder mystery lines, I guess they're not as obvious in norskie

Is this based on the shit novel where the killer hides his victims bodies inside snowmen?

>>85209761

>trailer spoils the whole movie

This, what the fuck is wrong with these people ? It was like a recap of a previous episode, how can you not know how to make a trailer in this age ?

>>85210472

no