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Oh hey, please dont mind me, im just
>the director of anything considered good sci-fi in this wasteland that is modern cinema
>a master crafter of deep but accessible movies
>the director that redefined the "Epic" scale on films
>the bro that handed Kodak the big bucks to keep stock motion film alive, aka. literally saving cinema
>creator of the goofiest superhero movie and the most retarded intro scene of any film, which made 4chan aware of the powerful nature of memes, therefore paving the way for Trumps Presidency
>that guy that, despite being a solid film maker with a consolidated career, still has plenty chops to make his BEST movie ever, Dunkirk
When is /tv/ really going to APOLOGIZE?
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You know the label 'Reddit' is thrown around here pretty casually but never has the hat fit as snugly as it does on Christopher Nolan's bloated head. The man is a living, breathing representation of everything wrong with the film* industry.
Everything the man touches seems intent on making stupid people feel smart. Every shot, cut and line of dialogue feels like a not-so-subtle nudge to make the intellectually stunted feel like they're in on some intricate evolution in the art of plot.
The sad truth is that Nolan is indeed a genius. Not a filmmaking genius, but a genius at pulling the wool over the eyes of the stupid, ignorant and uncultured swine that currently shovel money into the pigsties of Hollywood.
Christ have mercy on cinema's legacy if this man is to be inducted within its great halls.
*I shudder to use the word 'film' in the same paragraph as the name 'Nolan' but it is unavoidable in this case.
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Never, he is legitimately terrible. Films for Dummies: The Director
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