Did you like Turbo Kid?

>>85192539
Yeah

>>85192539
Is this waifukino?

It was alright

>>85192539
It was okay, not worth watching more than once
Soundtrack was pretty good
Girl was cute

>>85192539
It was pretty good
Solid 7/10, maybe a weak 8

why don't you stop posting my wife

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>>85192539

>>85192539
fuck i keep thinking this bitch is iJustine.

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>>85192539
>tfw no happy and playful robogirl companion to love and protect

It was fucking trash and just pedo bait for men who like their women to act like 5 year old girls.

Fans of this film are one step away from meeting Chris Hansen.

I wanted to watch it but then I got tired of all the forced neon and synth shit that they put in every fucking show. I'm tired of the 80s.

>>85192539
i stopped towards the end and never finished it.
it was okay.

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>>85193274
You should get a job as a projectionist

>>85193074
yes

it's shit

>>85193534
lol

>>85193524
epic

>>85193558
this honestly I fucking hated it. maybe it's because I'm over synth, partly.

>>85193524
And now they both have aids

>>85193274
>actress born in 1985
>pedo-bait

Not really, Hobo with a Shotgun had a similar aesthetic but was actually a good movie

>>85192539
giv robo gf

>>85192539
Hell yeah!

>>85192539
Yeah it's pretty fun

PLEASE

>>85193274

This. It's hilarious how terrified of real, empowered women this board is.

>>85193919
Empowered women are boring and average. Fun childish girls are more rare and unique. They will always have that appeal.

>>85193274
bait

move along

>>85192539
I want to hug Apple

It feels so unauthentic.
It's humor is god awful but the gore effects are pretty neat.
What was really annoying was the marketing kept saying that it was so unique.
Hobo with a Shotgun, Father's Day, and The FP all do similar things way better

>>85193524
This guy was better than Vader

>>85192539
Fuck yeah

It looks like stupid shit for faggots

>>85193954
Fun childish girls are more easily manipulated and viewed as less than a man.

>>85194088

>The FP

Fuck, I forgot about that movie. The only thing I remember is that it ends with him getting blowjob.

The woman is 32. Isn't that way too old for /tv/?

>>85194595
If you don't look too closely The FP and Turbo Kid are essentially the same film.

>>85194626
She dresses like one of my chinese cartoons though.

>>85192539

This is the same coalburner from 19-2 right? The one about montreal cops yet none of them speak french.

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>>85194951
>he watched the English remake

>>85194088
Father's Day is fucking garbage

What are some other fake retro 80s movies like this?

I thought Michael Ironside was great
Liked the movie overall

>>85195084
way too many.

>>85195167
Has Michael Ironside ever not been great?

>>85192539
It was okay.

>>85192539
This chick is fucking gorgeous.

>>85195072
YOU"RE FUCKING GARBAGE

>>85194526
Empowered women are less than a man

>>85192539
i thought the girl and mc were annoying but the setting was interesting enough that i'd say i liked. the cowboy and villain were pretty good.

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>>85192539
It's a fun movie to watch but it excels as a background movie. One you have on when you're doing some cleaning or whatever.

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>>85192539
POST PAINTABLE APPLES

i thought it was boring
it felt like i was watching a youtube video

>>85192539

It did everything Kung Fury tried to do and did it far more effectively

It's a dumb 80s-style movie made like a dumb real 80s movie, and it doesn't miss the fucking point of 80s action film

>>85195417
That's a good idea. It's worth 1 wach otherwise, but it's a cool movie if you take it for what it is: a small budget indie movie that got in netflix.

>>85197879
Sure, it got the tropes but it has an actual plot. Kung fury is 100% parody.

no, kike

>>85197879
Kung fury is a prime example of "nostalgia 80's", sort of how you imagine the 80s were, without actually portraying anything remotely accurately. Sort of "woah dude the POWERGLOVE haha that's sooo 80's xd" even though no one really had one as it was a terrible product. It just plays on the misconception, fueled by lack of understanding what the media and the the 80s were in general.

>>85198301
Exactly! Everyone always tells me I'm pretentious for saying that

>>85193524
I loved it but had forgotten how much of a tribute to peter jackson's braindead era it is

>>85193274
Dude the actress is older than me and I'm 24.

>>85193262
>>85192539
What's with the reddit face

>>85193075
This

>>85199749
Its called a woman

>>85199749
Stop

>>85195084
>Stranger Things
>The Guest
>Kung Fury
>Drive
>It Follows

>>85192539
>>85193262
>le quirky whimsical face XD

>>85199834
Blood Drive isn't half bad.

>>85199834
4/5 of those are really good

>>85199999
You have bad taste

How did Apple survive the first time but not the second one?

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>>85199999
Quids of truth

>>85194951
That school shooting scene was pretty kino though

>>85199999
Can't deny those digits.