What do you expect from the upcoming Tomb Raider reboot?

flat chests and cocks

>>85190964
I don't know but that pic certainly has my dick up and coming, if ya know what I mean

>>85191033
Don't forget the benevolent brown people.

>>85190964
FUG

>>85190964
why don't fucking kikes ever put in these thick bitches in my movies. fuck movies

>>85190964
She'll have a black love interest, why don't they just make Lara Croft herself black or Asian anyway

>>85191143
bad shoop

>>85191156
I got really bad news senpai

>>85191143
I've fucked worse looking girls

>>85191156

https://peopledotcom.files.wordpress.com/2017/07/alicia-vikander1.jpg

lel

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>>85190964
I would like for it to most closely resemble the only interesting entry in the Tomb Raider franchise.

She and Sam should also be girlfriends.

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>>85190964
A whole new round of "hey did you know you look like Lara Croft?" comments from weirdos.

>>85190964
Boys trying to act as a grown up qt and not measuring up
SJW bullshit such as "diversity" maybe Lara is gay now etc...
Poorly written plot that could've been way better
Nice visuals

>>85191127
That would be against main canon lore though even if it's a reboot

Lara is a strong womyn w/no man, only guy she ever fell for in-universe was that blonde hallstatnordid type iirc, forgot his name though because it's been literal decades since i've been actually invested in TR fandom stuffs